Youtube Poop: Peter Parker Fails At Life Part 2 

Aunt May: "I miss him so much" Peter: "Why?"

Otto: (Small jump scare with one of his tentacles pushing Harry) Harry: Hey don't push me!

Harry: What do you want? Otto: NOTHING!

What do you want? Your precious rubber band. Are you crazy!? You'll destroy the city!

"I'm failing you Parker; keep it up!" '...' 'Keep it up?' xD

"Uncle Ben said no. So i shot him." I died.

Hey, don't push me!

"what do you want!?!" "Nothing!" that whole scene made me literally cry from laughter

"I'm leaving for the night sir." "NOOO!!!" *Slice* "Goodnight Bernard"

''Hey don't push me'' kills me evrytime

*Peter gets out of rubble, ready to save the woman he loves* "It's pizza time." HAHAHA

"im leaving for the night." "NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!"

Harry best quiots: your a hack don't push me isn't that right brother (repeated slaps)

"I gave those away." "FWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Fucking gets me every time.

"Toaster Man" I f*cking lost it.

I love how peter left the guy just to get Another hot dog xD

“You’re a HACK!” *dangles him over the side* “WAIT WAIT WAIT WE CAN MAKE A DEAL!” *puts him down* “You’re a HACK!” Kills me every time 😂😂😂

Harry: Kill Spider-man. On second thought, kill Peter Parker. I'll give you all the bread and butter you need. Otto: How do I find him? Harry: Spider-man. Make him tell you where he is. Otto: (Walks off the balcony) Harry: Hurt Peter!

Ben: With great power...comes great responsibility. Peter: No Uncle ben. Ben: With great responsibility....comes great power. Peter: N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no Uncle Ben.

I'll give you all the bread and butter you need! XD im dead

Harry: Otto what do you want? Doc Ock: Nothing!! XD

3:18 - Walking home after high school but suddenly seeing a poor student beaten by two thugs, After a couple of seconds... 3:32 - Buying a hot dog, Coming back to the crime scene... Eating and watching how the thugs beating the poor student up... The result : Peter Parker Failed

Harry: What do you want? Doc Ock: The precious rubber band Harry: Are you crazy?! You'll destroy the city! You're a hack! (Doc Ock dangles Harry off ledge) Harry: Alright, alright, put me down! We'll make a deal! (Puts Harry down) Harry: UR A HACK!

aunt may : you never guess what he wants to be .. toaster man

"He's the only one who could have stopped DR.OCTOPUS!" "...Get out..! You're fired! THERE IS THE DOOR!"

4:01 "Then I shot him." "You did? I just miss him so much." "Why?" Gets me everytime.

When he says "strong focus on what I want" you should have played the scene of him buying a hotdog XD

Hello Otto, what do you want? NOTHING! Still, not better than the slap spree at the start.

6:32 I love that quick visit to the doctor Doc: "nah you're ok m8!" Peter: "thanks! :D" *goes and tries the exact same thing again*

The Peter Parker Fails At Life franchise is better than the Marvel Cinematic universe

My diagnosis? It's up here.

"Am I not supposed to have Pizza Time?" The burning question of humanity since the dawn of time.

That Aunt May's line "Don't strain yourself" killed me! It was so unexpected.

I love how May just casually asked, "you did?" after Peter admits to murdering Ben

"And he's the only one who could've stopped DR. OCTOPUS!" -.- "Get out." lol

hahaha otto wants a precious rubber band for his 20 dollar bills

So Peter decides to not help a guy getting mugged, and decides to go buy a hot dog and eat it while watching the poor guy getting mugged. What a jerk!

4:23 *Harry checks what's down there, gets pushed by Octopus* Harry: Hey don't push me. Harry: What do you want?! Doc. Octopus (lol): NOTHING! *Harry checks again, but then gets pushed by Octopus again, too* Harry: Hey don't push me.

I get the part in the actual movie where Peter sees the guy getting mugged was meant to make him wonder if he needs to go back to being spider-man, but why did Peter do Jack-shit about what he saw? No helping that guy? No calling anyone nearby for help? No calling the freakin' police?!?

4:21 jumpscare and Harry's famous line of "hey don't push me!"

I love how Peter is just randomly eating a hotdog and watching the guy get beat up lmao, my fuckin lungs thoo 😂😂

damn, seems parts 1 and 3 got hit hard by copyright strikes

I hope Tobey Maguire watches these when he's bored.

"It's up here."

Aunt May: You never guess what he wants to be, Toaster-Man! Me: Ha!

3:43 The Amazing Sadist man

It should have been: Aunt May: "I miss him so much" Peter: "You gonna to cry?" Peter

"I'm leaving for the night, sir!" "Nooooo!" Oh god, you killed me, AlpacaHawk!

peter: what do you want? doc oc: 20 dollar bill me: LMAO

"Hey don't push me" Still a classic

7:00 Peter fails so much at life, the clothesline decides to defy logic and beat the living crap out of Peter! 🤣

Butler: "I'm leaving for the night, sir. " Harry: "NOOOOOOOO" **kills him**

I just thought of a great idea for a T-Shirt; Peter's face at 6:04 and the words 'Pizza Time!' underneath that XD Love these videos! Keep them up! :D

For someone who pretty much lives for pizza time, he sure does eat a lot of hotdogs instead

Where are all my comic books? Oh, gave those away *NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

precious rubber band

7:06 I can’t stop watching this part😭😅😂

Goodnight, Bernard :>.

Where are all of my comic books? I gave those away AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

6:40 missed an opportunity to put mr incredible's head on peter's body

Where are all my comic books??

"I'm leaving for the night sir... NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" "And then I shot him "You did? I miss ben so much" "Why."

Otto, whaddya want? ...NOTHING ! XD

4:51 I'm dead💀😂 Otto: picks up harry over edge Harry: lets make a deal Otto: puts harry down Harry: YOU'RE A HACK

"I'm leaving for the night sir." "NOOOOO!!!" (Throws knife) "G'night bernard."

5:35 "Am I not suppose to have pizza time"😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

6:04...when a weaboo gets all their anime/manga collections and mercy given away or stolen 😂

6:02 My reaction when mom gave away my gba games.

"otto..what do you want " "NOTHING"

3:36 made me laugh so hard 😂

Harry: Kill peter parker, and I will give you all the bread and butter you need. I died.

Peter- “where is all my pizza?” May-“I gave those away” Peter-“aahhhh!!”

Harry: What do you want!? Otto: *sips* NOTHING!! *goes to leave* *comes back* Harry: Hey don't push me!

Uncle ben: with great powers comes great responsibility Peter: no uncle ben Uncle ben: with great powers comes great responsibility Peter: no i said i want damn pizza time

toasterman

I'm leaving for the night, Sir! NOOOOOOOO!😂😂

"I'm failing you... Keep it up!" Wow that's exactly like my YTP that's hilarious

lol the music that plays when he buys the hotdog never gets old

My diagnosis: It's up here.

6:13 attempts to jump and fail and go to the doctors and to be told he is fine then he goes and attempts it again only to fail....AGAIN.

i'm leaving for the night sir nooo. night Bernard :D

Peter has probably paid that hot dog vendor enough money to retire.

This was by far the funniest one I have ever watched! Keep up the great work!

Christ. Hotdog Peter looks so evil.

I miss him so much "why"

Ock: *throws Parker into a wall* Parker: *gets back up* Ock: *takes off sunglasses and throws Parker into a wall again*

"Hey dont push me" I lold

Honestly, him getting thrown into the wall could've gone on for another hour and I still would be laughing the whole time.

"Where are all my comic books?" "Oh, i gave them away!" "UUUUUAAAAAAGGGHHHH"

Bernard: I'm leaving for the night, sir. Harry: NOOOOOOOO!!! ..... Harry: Otto, what do you want? Otto: The precious rubber band. Harry: Are you crazy? You're gonna destroy the city! ..... Harry: Otto, what do you want? Otto: Nothing! ..... Peter: I wanted to buy a car, because I wanted to impress Mary Jane. Uncle Ben said no, then I shot him. May: I miss him so much. Peter: Why? ..... Oh, my poor lungs. This video sabotaged mine. HAHAHAHA!

Uncle Ben should have said, "With great power, comes great CRAP!"

I would scream like Peter did if my aunt gave away all my comic books. Especially if they were Avengers.

Peter: Where are my comic books? May: I gave those away! Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

7:16 😂😂😂😂😂 MY back!!!!

What do you want? A precious rubber band.

Where are all my comic books? Don't even talk about it. Where are all my comic books? I gave those away. REEAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!

I come back to rewatch this series and I find parts 1 and 3 missing?! What the heck Sony! I *will* riot!

**Sincere voice** Peter; I'm getting my drink.

You had me at the first 10 seconds.

I’ve been looking for this one for like 2 years now. The sequence with Otto throwing Peter into the wall 2 hundred times makes me cry