YouTube Poop: Viacom's Jurassic Death Park 

i know it was suppose to be for comedy purposes but the idea of john hammond being insane and using the dinosaurs to kill the people that threatened to shut down his park sounds like it would also be a cool story and he could even clone the original crew and program them to be like no this place is perfectly safe

John: "Are the children alright?" (Lex gets eaten by a T-rex) John: "DAHMN"

I swear the part at 1:50 when John talks about the fair use and says "damn" is the most perfect thing ever!

I lost it when he broke her neck lol

He suffers from a deplorable use of sus.

Gotta give props to the Hawaii Unit

2:38 “so you two, um, pull up the dinosaur’s skirts?” haha amazing

7:42 I love how you can still hear the YTP editing in the background. Clever editing.

9:33 I just love how Nedry just straight up tells Hammond and Arnold that he bugged the entire system.

Fantastic use of "Yee!"

Arrrrr Arrrrr Arrrrrrrrrr -Ian Malcolm

"In 48 hours, you're not coming back."

"Denis, your lives are in our hands and you have butterfingers.... sssingerss"

"I wonder if perhaps you'd be good enough to kill my grandchildren?" Shit, that killed me. XD

In 48 hours you're not coming back

2:16 that did actually sound beautiful

"its a facehugger" subscribed

3:30 helicopter.exe has stopped working 3:36 Helicopter crash kills 5 people and the pilot

*Spare no lives.*

Why am I the only one that thinks the squeal at 9:11 is the best in this video?

HOLY SHIT THIS IS GOLD WHY AREN'T YOU MORE POPULAR

05:38 where Allan begins to understand hahahahaha... this is so good!

This is just so awesome. Alan: "What'd I touch?" Malcolm: "nothing we stopped." XD

I love the fact that 2:29 sounds like a degrading VHS tape.

6:46 I am positive that would be much more horrifying than a T-rex

A park full of dinosaurs, xenomorphic facehuggers, and titans? Best park ever!

7:53 Had Me Crashing On The Floor With A Heaving Chest!!! 5:38 Jurassic Horror Land Trailer 0:03 Can't Stop Laughing!

Take a legendary movie and after effects to it for humor and u have yourself a golden globe ytp XD

7:23 why, funny but why

I lost it when the helicopter got eaten, and the credits came up! F*** brilliant!

3:57 had me rolling on the floor with cramps.

4:01 How did you break her neck like that, Amazing editing

Your lives are in our hands and you have _butterfingers!?_

this youtube poop had me rolling so damn hard my face was red i rarley laugh that hard at youtube poop but damn some parts of this was funny as heck thank you for your YTP

"You didn't touch anything, we stopped."

When I first looked at the title I though it said Vietnam Jurassic death camp

It’s 4:55am and I am laughing in my bathroom, my roommate probably thinks I’m on drugs

Did Alan just snap Ellie's neck omg I lost it there XD

"Spend a little time with our Trex" So, Rexy just wants some cuddles =D/

Loved that head-turning effect at 4:01.

1:05 killed me

Although it has been immediately reuploaded on August the 3 by EmperorLemon, The Krusty Krustaceans Kantankerous Kommercial to me has been the greatest loss to the toxic clutches of Viagracum. Their action is one that I will never forgive them for, along with all of the other atrocities they have committed, and I will forever despise them for what they have done, and for a very good reason too: The KKKK has always been the most influential youtube poop ever since I have first seen it in early April 2014 and, to this day, is my second-favorite RU-vid Poop of all time, with Mr Krabs Unquenchable Blood Lust as my number one favorite since that time as well.

4:17 Yeeasaurus

4:00 killed me😂😂😂😂

The part where he snapped her neck looked a little TOO good. lol

YTP Anti-Viacom Strike Team: Leader: AwfulFawful Sniper: MasterJoj Demolitions Expert: EmperorLemon Medic: Mobrosstudios Engineer: Dathings1 Heavy Gunner: Cartoonlover98 "Wherever there's smoke, we'll be there to pinch back"

3:17 Instant thumbs up!

holy shit, amazing it's nice to finally see another good Jurassic Park ytp

It's definitely better than the Universal Studios ride :-)

the facehugger part lol

I died with laughter at the Attack on Titan spoof. Also, nice job with the joke on Viacom. It's like their lawyers never heard of fair use! Or rather their lawyers were told to ignore that law...

The mossasaur eating the helicopter was pretty funny

6:35 LMFAO best part!

You should have the raptor pop out next to Muldoon who then exclaims, "That doesn't look very scary! More like a six foot turkey!" And then the dinosaur jumps on him.

6:30 and on was the funniest shit ive seen in a long time, keep up the good work!

2:16 that sounded cool!

7:23 really Ian and Alan !

5:28 My Favorite part! Lmao! Please make a Part 2!

3:16 so THATS where the mososaurus was before jurassic world. 4:17 t-rex yee 4 brachiosaurus poot

4:55 that pulp fiction line hahaha

You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcom - he suffers from a deplorable excessive use of sus!

*Haha, I love how the helicopter, while exploding at 3:37, turns into the wreckage of a police car. I only know this because shamelessly so, I have used this same green screen. *Got one of the hardest laughs I've ever had at 4:50 - holy shit. Gotta love that falling rocks green screen *Lovely scrambling at 8:13 I think it goes without saying that this is a fantastic YTP and that you are a criminally under-subscribed pooper and that needs to change. In time it will, though

Holy crap this was unbelievably hilarious. You earned a subscriber from me at literally the first few seconds with Lex getting eaten. And I thought you wouldn't go there with the Titan joke, but good lord you did and it was glorious XD!!!!

“I could compensate you by not deleting your RU-vid poop.... for a further three years.” 😂😂😂

IAN FREERF!!! SKEEKS!!! 8:20

8:14 Best T-Rex roar ever

"A reminder: *YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD!!!"*

2:26 GET TO THE CHOPPA BEST PART!

*Facehugger jumps out* "DOOOOON'T!!!" 😂😂😂

The doorlocks! THE DOORLOCKS!

This deserves a Million Views.

I laughed so hard when the guy said to grant "u guys pull out dinosaur nuts?" 😂

MasterJoJ, just gonna say this now and I hope you read this. can we make the attack on titan reference a once in a while thing, especially at a perfect moment like 6:22? I must of shown a lot of my friends that part and they just lost their voice laughing to that one part. even I find myself destroying my voice over that. I guess the idea of a titan appearing out of nowhere at a random moment made me laugh a lot.(no kidding). but yeah. just know, you brought a lot of humor to a lot of people. :)

6:55 that mirror is the best!

4:35 "welcome to my ass" XDDDDD!!!

"You'll have to get used to Dr. Malcom. He suffers from a deplorable excess use of sos."

"Hey, we were saving that!" *Bottle magically reseals itself* XD

JojTror murders a ghost beach was pure gold, so when I saw that MasterJoj had made this, I knew I was in for something special. I love this.

Man, I remember watching this 5 years ago when I was younger. I thought it would have a million views by now.

It's a dinosaur Dinosaur: YEEEH

Ellie's head snap had be laughing like crazy 😂

LOVE THE ALIENS and ATTACK ON TITAN CROSSOVERS! I mean VIACOM, Viacom, silly me.....Viacom EVERYTHING ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

3:42 "fifty miles of wheat thins are in place"

The world needs more Wayne Knight.

This vid is fantastic! This is just the kind of YTP that I love. So many great jokes, creativity and effects. Not to mention this YTP has a theme!

K the part where the lawyer was like "Whats the matter kid, never had lamb chops?" That had me crying

The owner of Jurassic park says he's a Viacom manager and he will drive kids out of their minds haha that's gotta be on purpose!

What a ride @ 3:30 lol

1:06 when my friend won’t stop yammering on about video games!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

I loved the Titan chase scene xDD absolutely awesome! ^.^ what editing software do you use? This is just pure perfection! :3

6:50 -- Attack on Titan reference😂

0:57 I thought of that during math class.

I laughed so hard at 7:23 it was hilarious! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I can really appreciate a youtube pooper that doesn't have to resort to swearing to try and get laughs.

I was bored so i typed up Jurassic Park ytp while I was reading the book for an Adventure Literature class and i gotta tell you guys, both MasterJoJ and others, that this is a most impressive ytp Ive seen in a while. Clever work, thumbs up, 42069 out of 10, laughs all around Cheers to you all from 2020 Sincerely, random guy from Almost close to Canada

holy shit. this is great.

4:07 I am dying just for that😂

"In 48 hours, you're not coming back!"

Oh man, 4:00 XDD

Lol 5:04 two of my favorite film franchises combined. Really funny bro! Keep doing what you're doing!