[YTP] Revenge of the Sand 

SJW / Hplus / Emrys Paderau Yorath / Hilcenias EUHY EH EH EUHY YOU SHUT UR FACE

Gray Fox Tbh if I tried a frontal flip with a cape on I would probably fall over the railing and hit the floor below.

Gray Fox gorge W bush is my nan

Count Dooku I have finally found you... What? No Jango to save your ass this time?!

Coleman Trebor Hero of the republic To be frank I could have handled Mace Windu but Jango took care of him before I could.

Kia adi mundi: (silence)

dog kid and died

Toxic Kenobi EY EY EY YOU SHUT YOUR FACE!!!

bigshortstop “What’s your excuse?! You run outta muscle?!”

@@GalakStari was that supposed to be funny?

Better than Disney

@@Hahatomatofactual

Why did you do it?

Anakin didn't kill dooku because he succumbed to dark side emotions, he just knew it was the only way to get Palpatine to shut the hell up

@@marcelxd1633 Hold on, this whole operation was your idea.

It is only natural. He steal your sand, you wanted revenge

dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it dew it DEW IT DEW IT

Remember what you told me about master windu

Addition. Its “A fine addition”

Shit. I literally hadn’t noticed that for at least a couple of months.

A_FINE_EDITION God Dammit!!!

i'm sorry, but his palpatines actual name "sheev?"

Y

I would never say that but it was funny

Don’t say things like that

Same XD

Her response was just don’t say things like that

I have taught you everything I know about trains

It will not be long before the council makes you a master

LIAR

@@thebigepicawesomemikedunca3642 *Obi Wan flies through space*

Was this video always 480p?

cadkls 😞

I just loved that alpacahawk made obi wan look like a proper arrogant dick

Well, he was kinda right.

I have taught you everything I know about trains.

@@yuuri_ Ha, trainspotting.

Curtis LeBlanc greatest line of all time

12th*

Darth Maul: “Time to get high friend.”

I dont think he's smoking after he got his heart shot

anakin skinwalkers are our speciallities

did he killed the politicians?

AlpacaHawk definitely did that foreshadowing on purpose

Dude you are a genius

Chancellor sith Lord are sissy

*dooku eats shit at his next flip*

It was a front flip ackshually

A_FINE_EDITION 😂😂😂😂

A_FINE_EDITION *GO*

I was about to comment this and had to check first 😂👌

noice pfp

Follow the train, CJ.

Chancellor "DEW IT" Palpatine

Dooku: "I've been looking forward to this."

Grass: (exists) God in the morning: DEW IT

He was too dangerous to be dangerous

@@sethheusted9021 *NATURE*

I'm here just to find the time stamp for that part for my friend.

@@Dude8718 1:36 my dude

@@birddaddydetta god bless, I had thought it was further so I skipped along for it

Truth

Lol he’s weak

Count dooku is the funniest jump ever

DeadTvYTGaming Oof LOL u took the games logo and made it your own

@@discontinuedfornow8672 Twice the height, double the fall.

Chancellor palpatine, sith lords are sith

@@davidjuhl3699 Do u have an appointment

@@davidjuhl3699 sissies* but you got the spirit

Is it possible to learn this power?

@@sleazymeezy he a little confused

Horrible way to die

Didn't he say forskin actually?

I think that's what he actually says in the movie too Edit: It isn't. My knowledge of the RoTS script has failed me. Into exile I must go, failed I have.

@Patrick Keegan Don't say things like that

@@generalgrievous3731 It seems cut, so I don't think so

General Grievous it isnt

LIAR!!!

You wanted to see me chancellor? naaaohhhhhh

I think it was *DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE* but I’m not sure

Dimi Tas 9:12

is darth plagueis

I mean he does have the word Darth in his name

What's your excuse?! Run out of muscle?!

​@@SeanBodine what Is that from

When Mace says it in 9:59 that line is from The Incredibles.

No wonder Palpatine kept him and Anakin separate from each other during the Clone Wars.

Try not to get rekt, Anakin.

CT-5597 Jesse Mace Fury.

Probs my fav line from this video

Reinforce not assist

Mace Fury

By god that would be so awesome.

"I've been looking forward to this"

"He was too dangerous to be dangerous"

itwontcomeout5678 "Remember what you told me about you're mother?"

Play 3:20 at 2X speed *DO IT INTENSIFIES*

Yoshifan1219 *I LOVE IT BEST PART!!!!!!* 😂😂😂😂😂😂

lol

Searing Flame lol

IM LEGIT CRYING AT THAT

@@millzo Ok Waifu materiel

No, he was kidnapped by Saruman. I half want him to come out and say "You have chosen the path of PAIN"!

@Daddy Vladdy I just feel short changed that he can't spin people around on the floor with his staff. Being a Mair is obviously a better career option than a Sith Lord.

He's a real hero, that Anakin.

A great role model, on we should all look up to.

Technically he actually did do all those things, except rescue him from Buzz Lightyear and rescue Greivous.

“I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back” -Obi Wan

“I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back” -Obi Wan

"General Grievous. You're a bit shorter than I expected." "Your mom is short!"

Hold on

This whole idea was your idea.

Let’s us not forget Anakin, that you rescued me from Buzz Lightyear

And you killed Count Dooku. and you killed me. And you killed the politicians.

@@masonmax12 And you killed Count Dooku

Rejoice for transformers. Mourn them do not, miss them do not.

By the ytp yoda, everything is pathway to the darkside

All you had to do was follow the damn train Anakin

But what if the train misses you, like in Soviet Russia?

@Master Yoda I didn't listen ;|

Sarah Yasmine Mace: “Chancellor palpatine I am here to talk about the avengers initiative”

What?

HorrorMonster you stupid

@@almighty5839 Chancellor Palpatine will help kill Thanos

doppvolia lol

This sequence wasn't funny for me until i read your comment 🤣

The whole fight is such a shit show, I revisit this YTP at least three times a year just for that sequence

You have an appointment 😂

I just cant with the pointless flip 😂

That flip is the best edit in this whole thing. Took my uninterested brother from stone-faced to hysterical laughter in less than a second.

Mr. Urg “mm mM MMM” 😏

written and directed by george lucas

_Freeze frame, Seinfeld theme plays_

*LIP SMACKING INTENSIFIES*

You ever hear the tragedy of Darth Tragedous the Wise? Darth Tragedous the Wise was a dark lord of the Sith. You don't say. Darth Tragedous was so powerful and so wise, that he could use the Force to create sand. Is it possible to learn this power? No.

I was expecting someone with your reputation to be a noob. 4:47

4:60

4:60

@@gabrielgarza2474 4:60

@@gabrielgarza2474 04:60

that zoom makes him look like he lookin around like "fuccck im too high for this bullshit"

Now this is an avengers level threat

@@commieraider3004 Lol

Sad part is this could be canon

Too soon man

this is where the fun begins

~bruuh~

And my floor is made of F L O O R

This got me good oof

That’s my favorite quote from the video, by far.

XD

I am ur 1 + 369th like

Well your dad is short grievous

Anakin Skinwalker i was expecting someone with your Reputation to be a noob

Skyguy1417 it had me dying

Dew it

That part was so funny

Neooww

Skyguy1417 Anakin: ...

His Head Falls off lol

@@sergiopepe2210 that's what got me lol

"I've been looking forward to this".

Rejoice for transformers

This was made in 2017

Go!

@@theseeker2360 miss them do not, mourn for them do not

More like yoda 2017 but alright

Dooku???? You mean Willy Wonka's dad?

more like the guy who played Dracula since forever

Metalhead1997 ooops not sure how that got there seriously I don't recall doing that hmmmm strange

proper use of a semicolon!?!?

@@Cringe_Control_Cameron I know, right?!

"It wasn't the first time. Remember what you told me about your mother? Your mother cut off your arm and sold your arm to the sand people. Remember what you told me about MASTA WINDOW!?!?!?"

I made my own star wars ytp ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-1Jy0TtftJ5g.html Whaddya think. Plz don't dislike.

But what about the droid attack on the Wookiees?

He stole my Darude Before The Storm Album XD

Brett Phillips Grivious: time to abandon smoking!

🤣🤣🤣

You have an appointment?

It's treason, then.

His head fell off

Well, he ain't wrong there.

"Good relations with the autobots, I have"

My name is Optimus Prime, and this message is to my creators: *I'm cumming.*

Friendly Fire was NOT turned off before this rather messy game of Capture the Flag- I mean, Chancellor.

Same

Depression 100

Count Dooku 1000

“I’ve been looking forward to this.” Oh have you now?

cant like it, it has 666 likes

😆😆😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Underrated comment !

Staying alive!

Sith lords are sissies!

Another happy landing

Do u have an appointment

Did you have an appointment?

Do you have an appointment?

@SITH Bird bruh this is probably my 27th time or something (i keep count doku with me XD)

LEGO Darth jar jar vs LEGO obi-wan kenobi

@@QuandaleDingle_Gaming all right guys go get those droids

Hahahahahahahhahahha i laughed so hard at that part

“Something wonderful has happened” “That’s wonderful”

lmfao

qmto Going on a pub crawl with Master Windu

"Time to abandon Smoking"

qmto I

Fine, but you owe me... And not for saving your skin for the 10th time

Avengers: disembled

DoubleOscar lol

DoubleOscar I died on that part

Probably Unkown User So did he

Didn't get it, what was the reference?

4ndr3c3s4r1n0 m8 its on the movie itself

He's a sith lord

You don’t say

what are you? awnser: the sen...

Darth sand the wise

So powerful and so wise he could use the force to create... sand

Truee

true.

Yeah, ani indeed did carry general grievous on his back

@@BT-ob7ve lol

Now we have to wait for Anakin to rescue Obi-Wan from Buzz Lightyear and carry Grevious unconscious on his back

YOU LIAR!!!!

4:44

Ashlynn Hannas mine is we’re he said lair your fat

"is he not to destroy the sand and bring balance to the force"

So the prophecy says...

@@juansilva9695 a prophecy, misread, could have been

@WandaLokiStrange Do it!

Palpatine: From Jakku probably yes

DEW IT DEW IT

Palpatine- No

Luke Pike He was depressed:(

Relatable

D3M0 - STP I don't remember asking you a damn thing.

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I'm not creative me hev strak

You gay.

Norman Osborne is next on his list.

Heck yeah lol

Palaptine: What? Windu: *Pulls out lightsaber* SAY WHAT AGAIN!!!

DJ lmfao 🤣

Is this because Nick Fury and Mace Windu are both played by Samuel L. Jackson?

He has so many parts in different movies, that you can use him to make voice lines for anything. I heard a little bit of Frozone in there as well. Then there was his role in the movie, “Jumper”

I swear when I first heard this it went right over my head then I'm like wait a minute and now I can't stop laughing lmao 🤣🤣🤣

Ikr 😆

I need to get drunk and unconscious on my back

Looks like he's already drunk

66 btw

Shakespeare can suck it, I’m the greatest writer now

@@a_ceiling_fan1551 I love your username lmao

One of Grievous' s best lines-

I didn't get it, lmao

Dark Lusare Anakin does not have the high ground

@@alexchen4483 that's for sure, he specializes in low ground

Easily the best line in the video along with the first part of “I would expect someone with your reputation to be a n00b

Neeaaaaaaaawwwwwww!

*nodding* Exactly.

:P

lol sorry my master lol did not get a happy landing

Lydia Sweeney It's pronounced REKT

MC Chase really nigga

Lydia_02 anakin: general grievous your shorter than i expected. Genaral grievous: your mum is short. Anakin is shorter anyway

Hey Lydia , STAY OUT OF MY DOORWAY

Anakin Skinwalker

*I JuSt ToLd YoU*

And your pal Friendpatine.

That’s something he would actually say

2:08 dooku jump so much like a sith lord he lost his head

James K time to stop smoking has a double meaning considering these two have a habit of throwing themselves right into the fire

Same with Christopher Lee. “Do you have an appointment?”

@@MetaFanWing What movie is that?

@@mikespearwood3914 Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Christopher Lee plays Wonka’s dad, a dentist, so Wonka Sr. says “Do you have an appointment?”

WHATS YOUR EXCUSE RAN OUTTA MUSCLE?

A stroke thats been given the rank of master?

He also kicked you in your sleep

He still aggressive as an goc wannabe agent

WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE? RUN OUT OF MUSCLE?

*SHUT*

@@satriadicky3732 goc?

Especially every single obi wan line

It cracked my lungs

@@tombstonesoda9122 after reading my comment again, I'm ashamed of how cringy it is.

@@jacobstarr9010 Yeah, it's only works when I do it

General Grievous do you have covid-19 ?

@@mortalux Bronchitis **cough** **cough**