Michael Rosen: +256PiAlternate. The Skyfoof: There was a man turned up our way once, put up a tent he did, put notices all around the street saying that he was going to put a show, a terrifying creature called the Lollipop Lady! The show was on for 2:00 the next day, the next da we all turned up to see the fiercest Lollipop Lady IN THE WORLD!!! The man took the money at the door. We all pulled into the tent with a curtain in front of it. We all sat down & waited, the man went off behind the curtain when we all heard a terrible noise, there was an awful yelling & crying!! It was the sound of chains rackling and ome1 shouting: I'm Lollipop Lady! I'm gonna murder Harrybo! (pause) Quick Harrybo! Get out! Get out of here! And Harrybo got up and ran through the door & Lollipop Lady ran & ran jumped on Harrybo & jumped on Harryb.. That's when my brain starts doing things. I remember this gold ring when I was 1. And I took this gold ring out of my ass, put it carefully Between Lollipop Lady's boobs.MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmm! Then I took this conquer out of my pocket, it was at the end of a string, & then I start swinging the conquer in front of Lollipop Lady's eyes. I stared swingi ng the conquer 2 & fro in front of Lollipop Lady's eyes. I start up, talking in my spooky voice: Watch the conquer, Watch he conquer...she says "Scram, Michael Rosen if I hear ANY of it once more, I shall murder you 2!" I was telling you that was a puzzle to me. I shouted out "How did you know I'm Michael Rosen?" Lollipop Lady says: Scram, I want compete quiet. That's when my gold ring starts doing things. Lollipop Lady's boobs start rackling, Fiddle riddle diddle diddle for 3 hours! Lollipop Lady says: Good Lord (pause)" & I ran & ran & jumped on the car. & I can't drive properly, Lollipop Lady was watching me. She screamed, Harrybo screamed, I screamed! Lollipop Lady, why don't we go to London airport for you rollbars. (fwop) Lollipop Lady just fell over & died. Then I shouted out NO BREATHING!!!! Always knew you're a bit weak. None of us ever saw Lollipop Lady ever again. None of us....has ever seen....London airport... Harrybo dashed down faster than an electronic rabbit. Survival! For my birth day I want my gold ring. I probably find it on Lollipop Lady's boobs.
