[YTP] Michael vs. Heathrow Customs 

Oh man. Hilarious.

This remains my absolute favorite Rosen YTP.

there is nothing better than this video

It upsets me that this only has 250K views. This video was literally 3% of my childhood.

Easily my favourite YTP of all time, I must have watched this over 100 times now, but I still piss myself laughing every time.

GREAT SCOTT

2:20 : JEWISH TIME!!!

This YTP is freaking hilarious! "And I say... Anyone around here -gay?" *Rave starts* xD

"It was my liver" Me- fucking dead on the floor roaring

drilling for oil... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

How the fuck did this man become Children's Poet Laureate?

God, i'd had the bloody "unh... uhn... unhunhunhunhunhunhun" punching thing at 0:21 in my mind ALL DAY today, and after I finally found it, a number of Rosen poops later, I laughed SO hard. That is probably one of the best YTP moments ever created, hats off.

This is honestly the best YTP i've ever seen thank you so much

Shit when did this hit 200k views

00:09 gets me every time xD

This is by far my favourite Michael Rosen ytp. Maybe my favourite ytp altogether.

GREAT SCOTT.

Script: Dont tell your mother Clicking noise Ooh yeah look at that little sticky yehhh, yehhh, ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye ye yehhh Green tomato chutney Dad says phew i'm drilling for oil yeah ghhhhhh And I say anyone around here gay And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle Smugglers and customs Not long ago I was a smuggler And I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs I chose to hide it on me somewhere, but where? I know I said, Ill stuff it in my butt phhh owwwww! so then I went creepy crawly suddenly, the door opens hey! they saw me, they say what are you doing? and I say shut up you prick you can't rule my life They search me They looked in my pockets, they looked in my shoes, down my shirt, down my pants, they even looked under my butt but they never thought to look in my butt did they? So, so, so, they let me go And when I got to the other end, where the other smugglers were I said horaray aye eee, heya hey I got through! So then, I took my hand, I shoved it in my butt Great Scott! Out it comes, It was my liver Uncle hymee looked out the window and said scno;wienfprnwes r;goinwge sd fwl ges Michael, its jewish time mmmmmmmm oye! ayeyayaya Cock

Dude, your Michael Rosen YTP's are the best on the net xD Keep up the good work!

10 years on and the situation at the Heathrow baggage claim is still the same :/

This is too good, I shit myself laughing every time I watch this. Never gets old.

great work katana i really love your poops, hope there will be more soon.

1:11 - I lose it at Pfff... OOOOWWWWWW

that's what I love about your poops, the fact that they have a consistent story. it makes it that much funnier. oh, and jewish time is the best time

OMG DOUBLE ENDER 0:19

This was amazing. Please make more of these!

one of the best ytp's in recent history without a doubt

The first 14 m Seconds was ytp gold

This is awesome... it's been so long since it came out and I'm just finding it now

"They even looked under my butt but they never thought to look in my butt" Story of my life.

0:11 Killed me.

Still a masterpiece

The beginning of the video was... genius.

This is incredible :D Never have I come across these types of videos but you sir, win the internet. I don't know what I just witnessed but whatever it is it must be the closest to being on illicit drugs. The Jewish time thing was hilarious.

Why isn't it great Katana? This is probably one of the most original sentence mixing I've ever seen. It's quite a throwback to the old days of derrymarkson and Insector. Thank you very much :D

Please, make more of these. They are hilarious!!!

This is possibly my favorite Michael Rosen RU-vid Poop. Don't get me wrong, cs188 is hilarious, but I think this might be the hardest I've laughed at one of these videos. Not to mention that cs188 has only made four Michael Rosen YTPs. Not to rush him or anything, but he really needs to make more.

This video is amazingly well maid compared to other RU-vid poops..

That "GREAT SCOTT" killed me xD

best poop i've seen in so long, so well made

0:14 *me when I’m in a bad mood and my dad tells me to smile for a family photo*

they looked UNDER my butt, they never thought to look IN my butt, did they?! thanks so much for this, after a crappy day in work this has really cheered me up!!

This guys facial expressions always make me laugh

Trying to watch this without laughing is possible the hardest thing i have ever done although i only lasted about 5 seconds.

Holy shit this is hilarious. The first 20 seconds nearly killed me.

This one made me laugh so hard my hernia pushed out.

"And out comes my liver". I just fucking pissed myself at that xD

I don't even know what just happened, but it was brilliant!

i feel like this is the greatest ytp ever.

"And he beats me with a frying pan without a handle."

0:20 to 0:28 OH GOD LMAO

If there is a RU-vid hall of fame, this needs to be in it.

This is perhaps the best one yet

One of the best I've seen in a long time: Bravo!

Dude this was amazing!! Serious comedy gold.

This is without a doubt the best one.

I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THE DUBSTEP PART XD

Uncle Micheal sounds like a nice guy

This has got to be the funniest YTP I have ever seen.

the intro is the funniest thing i ever saw btw awesome job

This is one of my favourite Michael Rosen poops!

This is absolutely brilliant RU-vid excellence

I said HOORAAAAYYYAAAYYEEE! aya. aya.

Watched it 10 times already, each time funnier than the last viewing :D

KS You did it again! I'm in tears.

This is the best michael video lol!!!

Easily one of your funniest yet. XD "Hoorayyayyyyyy y y"

Classic Rosen ytp

Prolly one of the most hilarious things one could watch

This is one of the better ones i've seen.

10 seconds in and I already can't stop laughing.

you know it's too funny when you have pause the video to catch your breath

'I know I said, I'll stuff it in my butt'. 'SHOOP' 'OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!' Jesus christ I cant stop laughing!!!

first Michael Rosen poop i watched and its still good XD

The first 20 seconds has me splitting my sides every time xD

the title alone is a win

It's been a long time since i laughed my face off at a youtube poop Well done this is brilliant

Please come back Katan, we miss you 😖😔

OMG, brilliant.I'm looking forward to more of these, from these new peoms and stories. BRILLIANT! No... wait, not brilliant... FANTASTIC!

Nice electro-swing at the end!

The more I listen to the "Jewish" song, the more I begin to like it. That's just spot on (better than the original of course)! :D

This is brilliant. So funny.

This is fricking hilarious as usual, Michael Rosen is such an expressive story teller which makes his vids perfect for pooping lol

So freaking legendary. Katana, if you ever start uploading these kinda poops again, PLEASE dont add earrapes. Your videos are the only one i trust :S

First michael rosen ytp i watched when i started to watch them:D

hahah this is hilariouse, but seeing this i can't help it but to think what was the original story O.O

GREAT SCOTT! This is amazing!

You guys seen " Imperial Lobsters " YTP of the new stuff? IT'S AWESOME

Uploaded on my birthday, and I watched a day after rosh hashanah

i love your ytp's

You got through the customs what do you do? A. Cheer B. Go home C. Shove hand inside butt. Michael selected option C. YOU OBTAINED LIVER!

YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT YOUR LIVER

This video made me cry since the beggining XD.

Okay, Mr. Rosen, this will be our little secret!

One of the best poops ever.

masterpiece

"Uncle himey looked out the window and said ggnhhhjbtecrvtbunmimimunyvf"

Brilliant. Can't wait to see more.

Isn't great? this is fucking brilliant!

the best opening ever!