YTP: Patman Post is a really terrible driver 

Everybody knows, you can never be a really happy man.

Pat feels he's a J us t i n B i e b e r f a n

"The children had made a picture of him with Big Shit written underneath". "Stupid little farts" thought Pat. That killed me!

" 'Ello Pat!" *It was Peter Fogg on the other side.* Laughed so hard at the reference. Subbed.

"All his friends are post-bags in his van" Favourite line in any YTP I've seen.. Along with "Pat brought sex-kittens.. Then he stood on the counter"

You're underrated and I know there's people who miss you and your poops 2022 needs you

“All his friends are postbags in his van.” 😂😂 Why is that so funny? 🤣

Nothing is more soothing than the sounds of V8 in a van.

Narrator: Pat arrived just in time for a cup of pee! Pat: TERRIBLE! Narrator: Alf Alfson Thomson came in! Alf: You famous postman! you just keep your hands to yourself! Narrator: What ever was in the tea? Pat: Hmmmm? Thanks Alf: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? G'DAY! I SAID G'DAY SIR! Pat: Whatever was in the tea? Narrator: Thought Pat. He was getting more and more sick! *Pat pukes and struggles to close his van* Pat: Stupid Van! *Manages to shut the door jamming Jess' tail* LOL XD

*W H Y I S T H E R U M G O N E ? !*

6:21 “it was a picture of granny dryden’s tlt”

Hands down, one of the most underrated Postman Pat RU-vid poops EVER!!

10 years ago, history was made

"Don't worry Pat, I'll soon shift it!" *Peter pulls a lever* "Oh shit!" *Peter's vehicle explodes* I'm fucking dying

Why doesn't this have millions of views

It was Peter Phogg on the other side.

Theres so much story and original jokes, this is an amazing poop!

I cried literal tears from laughter at this

I was so waiting for someone to comment on the church music! It is movement IV from 'Les corps glorieux' by French composer Olivier Messiaen. The purpose of this, and of all other inserted background music (the rest is mostly prefab songs that came with GarageBand) and noises, is to mask the abrupt background changes that happen with sentence mixing.

Those Postman Pat YTPs are better than Postman Pat himself.

Happy 10 years

I showed this video to my friend and now we quote it all the time XD

6:01 James: (Whistles) Pat: Look out! (crashes)

1:21 It was a stupid cat.. but he was keeping it

Pat: it's that cable again, I'll soon fix that. (Tries to fix the cable and Gets electrocuted) *OH!!!* *OW!!* *OW!!* *OW!!* *OH!!!* *OW!!* *OOOH!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* *OW!!!* TERRIBLE! (Gets back in his van). That made me laugh very hard.

This was absolutely fantastic. I loved it. I didn't think another YTP of PP would be as good as fake letters or postal. Loved the speeding bits. Subbed :D

YTP: My driving is Terrible! Auto-gererated Captions: My driving is bearable.

At 8:31, Seamus, you genius!! You even messed the background music around to add flavor to the poop!!

1:51 goodbye

underrated after all these years

That, Seamus, was one of THE best Postman Pat poops I've ever seen, bar none.

" Hit me Mrs. Goggins. OW! OW! OW! Ooh, that really does hurt. " He bough sex kittens. Then he stood on the counter.

Ya famous postmen, ya just keep yer 'ands t yerselfves, and oh shit, Ello Pat, it was Peter Fogg on the other side. I can't breath after hearing these things

6:59 “Terrible!”

I laughed so hard at the part with Pat's evil twin!

One thing this YTP is not: Terrible! XD

"It was Peter Fog on the other side" lol XD. Did no one else see that. Most hilarious thing I've ever seen in a ytp. I don't know what's funnier: famous last words "oh sh*t" as his truck somehow explodes, or Post's complete disregard for what just happened and thinking "should be able to get through there. Lol best ever!

Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post and the Cat in the Hat. That's all you need to know to know this is gonna be a good one.

Patman post's van has a V8 engine, about bloody time!🚐

“He picks up birds to eat them and his black and white cat may eat them”

Not since the great WTL Network got taken down by the evil empire of (s)hit entertainment have I seen such thoughtfully put together YTPs. There's real comedic value and timing here. Thanks for posting. Absolutely brilliant!

8:00 postman tap reference

everybody knows you can never be a happy man. damnn it hit me in the feels bruh

*watches Patman Post video* lol this is dumb, what is this *watches another* these are actually pretty good *watches another* WHY CAN'T I STOP *reaches end of channel* NO GOD, THERE HAVE TO BE MORE. I NEED MORE OR I'M GONNA DIE.

You need to be given a Oscar my friend

This so deserves more viewers. Good stuff. Awesome sentence mixing. One of the best Pat poops going.

patman doesn't seem traumatized seeing a good friend die infront of him

I am putting all your videos in "watch later" playlist, one of the funniest YTPs I have seen.

Your YTP's have made me smile ever since this one.

7:33 Stupid van! 🤣🤣🤣

Learn from Patman Post, kids: say uh-AHH-uh to drugs.

So, from what i gather, these are the lyrics: Patman Post (x2) Patman Post and the Cat in the Hat. Pat is just beginning, morning, singing, and Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan. Patman Post (x2) Patman in his van. He picks up birds to beat them, and his black and white cat may eat them. Really, really, really happy man. Everybody smiles at his bright red nose, all his friends are (in?) postbags in his van. Everybody knows, you can never be a really happy man. Heheh-huhuh-hehuh-huhhuh-heheh-hehe. Patman Post (x2) Patman Post and his porn ring. Pat has naughty photos in his van. He's the man, in the van, he's the man In the vaaaaAAAN [EDIT]

If this shit came on the telly, I'd watch it.

2:05 why do the hills have nipples? It's supposed to be eyes

This is one of the best, most quotable RU-vid poops I've ever seen.

This is severely underrated, such a brilliant sentence-mixing and the humor is smart, too

"Allo' Pat!" It was Peter Fogg on the other side.

6:06 Watch out, Pat! You’re going to crash into James!

0:08 and the cat... in the hat

*Patman Post Theme Song* Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post And the cat in the hat Pat is just beginning Morning Singing And Pat feels he's a Justin Bieber fan Patman Post Patman Post Patman in his van He picks up birds to beat them And his Black And White Cat may eat them Really, really, really happy man Everybody will smile at his bright red nose All his friends are postbags in his van Everybody knows you can never be a really happy man *Laughs six times* Patman Post Patman Post Patman Post and his porn ring Pat has naughty photos in his van He's the man In the van He's the man In the van

Hang on, In the part when pat faces his evil twin was that postman pat? DUN DUN DUN

I could see you becoming popular in the YTP community. An amazing video. Hope to see more :)

10 years have flown by. Watching these now reminds me of a much simpler time in 2014. Best decade of my life

''Katie Pottidge nude.. thought Pat... that was nice!'' Ha!

1:59. I Heard That Explosion In Supercar (1961)

Pat is just beginning Morning Singing He picks up birds to beat them And his black and white cat may eat them Hands down i love that song intro brudda, wish you could do more

Try to activate the closed captions and jump to 1:12. Sorry to all people of Louisians watching this, but I almost choked laughing.

There are two frames at 4:50 where the censored bar doesn't appear yet

"Look out!" It's the Patman in his V8 van.

He's the man, in the van.

Everytime I see something postman pat related, I always gotta rewatch these ytps 💀

3:03 It was Pat’s evil twin brother.

This is great, its on the levels of Postman Tap YTP by Dathings

3:08 WW2 Tank vs Tank: Twins:This town is big for a Two of us (Tank Shooting & Post Wins)

‘’Pat has naughty photos in his van» lol 😂

Only a couple days until this legend becomes 10 years old

Both of your poops are great! Very funny. I'd love to see more!

He picks up birds to eat them

I laugh every time he drives

ms. hubbard drank and drank and drank and drank and drank

Pat’s constant crashing here rivals Richard Hammond

Hicup hicup hicup hicup BOMB why is the rum gone

9:44 Never Mind We'll Run Away Tonight

I always thought that Pat drove too fast and this YTP proved it. Also, why is the rum gone?

Pat just stealing Alf's weapon. Not so tough now.

Can't believe I've only just found this! Pissed myself laughing!!

"it was a stupid cat but he was keeping it" never gets old

4:28 why is that so funny

1:12 Priceless close-captioning "Louisiana man, he needs a bath"

Still funny after more than a few years!

What's the background music at 3:24? I recognize it as the Tikila Village theme in Mobile Weapon Episode 1...

4:15-4:25 That is one groovy hum.

This is some top quality poop, not laughed that hard at a poop in a while :)

0:00 make an extended version please!

This and fake letters are pure art.

Excellent work!

All his friends are postbags in his van! I just cracked up at this point XD

At 6:12 was that originally played inside the Church of England?

True, he never can be a really happy man.

Miss Hubbard drank and drank and drank lol