Sistine Die was overwhelmed when the Viniit Contaduzch barged in on a rehearsal. Now the phantom seeks to fill their lives with sauce. Support me: elliespectacular.com/support FAQ: elliespectacular.com/faq DaThings2: / dathings2
"Insolent slave, basking in your basketball. Sharing in my triforce." "Those who have seen your face draw your ear." "You will therefore cast mah boi and pootis."
"The Angel of Sos in my head" "I have to cut the shortcake!" "Sistine, that sos lal!" "We have all been blind, and yet the answer is staring us in the arm"
This YTP is now so ingrained in my psyche that I was able to identify an actor in a show I was watching as part of this just by the sound of his voice saying "who" 1:43
1:55 this part killed me. I just love the juxtaposition of Christine who’s supposed to have this stunning voice that ends up wow-ing the other characters, and her having this big moment at the beginning to impress everyone through that, and then this happens
"Die could sing it, Sir." "Who?" "I don't know." "Who?" "Let us sing for you, Mr." _"Who?"_ "She has been well taught." "Whow?" "Think of MeEeEe. Remember (when) memes used to be FUNN-y? Don't think about, me..." "SHUT UP, GRANDMA! ...lawl" "Aahaha *AAAA*AAAAaaaaww... - Random Remix -, - Applause -" "DRINK SOME PRUNE JUICE!" "AhhhhAAAAhhhh!" 1:40
This is honestly one of your greatests works imo. Definitely underrated. I'm still laughing my ass off to this day. -You know a YTP is amazing when you quote it to yourself frequently-
Between SHUT UP GRANDMA! and 7:00 "He is not your father" on the Maury show, I dont know what I laughed at the most! Thank you for the The Phantom of the Sauce
The greatest thing about this is that you legally used the term "The Lulz" to make an accurate and legitimately irrefutable argument, bound by real laws
I like that the Phantom thinks so little of Carlotta's performance that she only had to wiggle around a bit and say "e" before he dropped a bunch of crap on her.
What's up man? Your 9-year patience has paid off : the s'more is his original "down once more" with only the "ce more" part cut from the words "once more".
there are literally so many certified classic lines in here it's ridiculous, my friend group and i have been quoting this shit for like a decade now. "Down once more to the dungeon of my black dick, down we plunge to the prison of my mom", the sheer genius of it. It never, ever gets old.
full story time! Sistine (in ganon voice) DIE, the only child of the swedish chef, is a first day opera singer who just happens to be singing at the theater of oprah, a subject of many rumors involving the "phantom of oprah", who seeks to fill everyone's lives with saus brand sauce (it's saus-ing DELICIOUS!), but his methods may force them to put the theater up for foreclosure unless Sistine can DIE her way to the top and raise enough money. After the Viniit Contaduzch barges in on a rehearsal for some reason, Sistine becomes flustered by her fiance, RaouoaR (you could say they were sweetarts), who supports ALL teh arts. some guy gets a letter from a seller containing celery, Sistine successfully sings about how memes used to be funny after the girl who was gonna sing it got crushed by the phantom (no one cared about the gory death). after that, RaouoaR and Sistine discuss the angel of sauce, ending with an awkward "no dip, sherlock" from RaouoaR. eventually, the phantom gets so fed up with his "supposedly sauce-ome" attempts to "generously advertise saus sauce" being rejected that he just flat out level grinds his lock picking to 66 and kidnaps Sistine, who he claims basked in his basketball and stared into his triforce (that's what the reverse herm said). and then she DIEs (cut to the static bleep noise *okay. no more die jokes*) after getting to the phantom's lair deep in the catacombs (conveniently located through a secret passage in the theater) the phantom exclaims that she is at his lair (ya don't SAY!), but he decides to commit suicide rapidly by allowing himself to be blended. one of Sistine's friends notices the passage, but is jumpscared by a guy (the braided nun looking woman b!tch slaps him). Sistine escapes because of this, and the phantom later sends them letters explaining near nothing except that the opera popera's days are numbered (the opera popera is the pop-based opera house down the street). during the next show, robotnik's theme and random things (including another phantom saus attack) happen, but nothing of importance. RaouoaR and Sistine DIE (FUUUUUUUU-) RaouoaR and Sistine talk on the RooRtop (mommy weau let them rent the space), accidentally upsetting princess luna. the phantom has another random moment, and we cut to the Saasquerade, where Sistine DIEs (FAAFING FAAAF!) where Sistine shows him a ring that she calls "a gay-gagement" everything seems so fun and crap, until the joker shows up and asks why everyone's so serious (whaaaa?) after that attack, Sistine DIEs (alright. this is the last bit of that joke) Sistine DIsappears (good comeback, i know, i know). the nun looking woman from earlier informs RaouoaR of her disappearance, and he rushes to investigate. michael rosen informs him that Sistine's going to D(fnaf animatronic scream) to the graveyard to lament her father's loss AGAIN (he tells him all this through two words: NO BREATHING!), and he hops into the mirror die-mention through one of the many gateways to it (this one being his horse). RaouoaR arrives at the graveyard just in time ta save Sistine from the phantom, informing some guy that he is not the father of some other girl (cue dubstepz!!!). lured out of hiding, the phantom draws his sword of sauce and duels RaouoaR, causing the latter to go berserk. Sistine attempts to get RaououaR to not kill the phantom, but he merely turns his blade on her (and that wasn't a euphemism). she DIEs (that wasn't meant to be a joke. she actually died from the wound) cut to the "let's try that again" static and he lets the phantom go, and Sistine does not DIE (also not a joke). the phantom then switches into the mirror die-mention (using his cape) to plot his next saus sauce "donation", calling RaouoaR a foof and slipping deeper into insanity. meanwhile, RaouoaR puts some of the pieces together and determines that the key to beating the phantom has been staring them in the arm (since they've all been blind). in an attempt to bait the phantom and lure them to his lair, they utilize Sistine's birthDIE ERRRR, birthday by sending an invitation to the phantom that says he is in charge of making and cutting the shortcake (while on a carriage to the celebration, he notes that the skyrim joke's getting thin). to make sure he stays hidden (except he didn't need to since he was INVITED!), he batmans his way onto a fat guy, who he disguises himself as (SPY!). he then sings a duet with Sistine that the fat guy who DIEd (still not a joke. also, how did no one recognize the drastic swap!) was supposed to do, claiming that she desires sauce. as he attempts to hug her, he accidentally snaps sistine's neck, and she DIEs. cut to the alternate scene where he attempts to generously give her the sauceberry shortcake he made (and cut), but she merely removes his mask and reveals his ever changing face to the crowd (the face of mr. bean causes someone to injure their leg) the phantom kidnaps her once more, carrying her to the dungeons of his black d!ck, the prison of his mom, through the path of smores, as RaouoaR finally realizes that the phantom has been saus-botaging the theater's performances through the strange passage in Sistine's mirror and gives chase. in the phantom's lair, he finally loses the last of his sanity and has a saustal breakdown, quickly devising a plan similar to something the joker would do, but quickly changes his mind, having another breakdown, shouting "f@ck all of this!" in the midst of his realization that his attempts to bless everyone with saus brand sauce haven't helped in the slightest, he quickly tells RaouoaR and Sistine to DIE (FFFFFFFFFU-) to leave him. (and the sauceberry shortcake was never eaten *sniff* it was gonna be delicious. :,( sad) IT'S OVER NOW!
I blame you for making me adopt what is said at 3:01. No dip Sherlock is very clean, but straight to the point whenever something obvious happens, and I can't say it in front of everyone in AmDram now.
I laughed hard at: "LOOOL" "SHUT UP!!!!" "F*ck you, Sistine, you're white!" "No dip, Sherlock." "Lock picking increased to 66" The blender sequence "Yeey" "Shush...SHOOSH" "No breathing!" "This man is NOT your father!" *party!* "I have to cut the shortcake!" "What's wrong with him, huh?" "I'm Batman!" "...which till now has been...SAUCE." When the Phantom "snaps Christine's neck" Mr. Bean "Down we plunge to the prison of my mom!" "Huddahhuddahudda" "F*ck all of this!"
I've been playing the DVD of this movie quite a few times since last fortnight! I was just beginning to wonder if anyone YTP'd this movie. And when I discovered your YTP (being a fan of your YTPs), I was both overjoyed and curious! I say you parodied this extravagant movie with grace and variety! My favorite lines are: "Remember when memes used to be funny?" and "Basking in my basketball." I also found the references you made to a few good video games (e.g. Donkey Kong, The Elder Scrolls, etc.) rather amusing! Bravo, sir!
P.S. At 3:50, I could've sworn that was my ear sketch I saw first time watching (I would've been honored if it was), but I was mistaken. It was just a stock sketch.
well sorry for too late, but you forget one thing: The Legend of adleZ for CD-I (and probably other such as OcaacO foof TiiT, TwiwT PrinirP, and more...).
8:44-9:22 had me on the ground, dying of laughter unable to breathe. Well done monsieur. Also "down we plunge to the prison of my mom." That's how I feel when I come home XD
I remember when this first came out I thought this was the funniest thing, I’m so happy I found this again, I think of this video every time I watch the movie