[YTP] We are squirting with PRECISION and ELEGANCE out here 

I'm honored that you took my suggestion! I've been subbed for 12 or 13 years because you're one of the GOATs. Thanks CS for always getting the JoJ

"You'll have to snap your thumb in half" *and repair it with only FLEX TAPE*

Ah yes, my favorite Kraft/Heinz products: - Automatic Keystone Dispenser - Automatic Key Dispenser - Automatic Stone Dispenser - Automatic Peen Dispenser (actually nvm on this one) - Automatic Toe Dispenser - Automatic Eye Dispenser - Automatic Disc Dispenser (The CD Broke..) - Automatic Poop Dispenser And dont forget the complimentary Quickstart Guy!

"you'll hear an inaudible click" ...ruined me 😂

“When doing rim jobs, dont worry about being over agressive” bro it was so subtle too I fucking died🤣

As someone who has worked with fartHeHe FooF Doofie before, I can assure you that this is real.

3:28 “Train released _Hey, Soûl Sister_ in 2009. Do you feel old now?” Has it been 15 years since? I DO feel old now.

Video about an automatic condiment dispenser:*exists* Cs188:"I can make a RU-vid poop out of you"

4:36 “Just… poke a hole in it” IT’S AGAINST THE RULES

the sequence from 2:06 up to the “wat” caught me so off guard, that was some ungodly good comedic timing

There are a lot of dispensers being dispensed, but my favorite dispenser is the dispenser dispenser dispensing dispensed dispensers.

0:55 "PUT DISPENSER HERE!" 😂😂😂

3:08 - If you insert the nozzle into your schnoz, does that make it a "schnozzle?"

2:31 Bro needs to learn about Ketchup Safety.

“Oh, I don’t care, just blow me.” Killed me😂 5:23. As someone who used this device while working at the cafeteria in college, there was always a point where I said something like that while I was refilling the stupid thing

0:27 oh if only kidney stones were that easy to pass it

3:39 i know its such a simple effect but it kills me every time

This might've had the most callbacks in a single video yet, and doing the disclaimer after the guy announced it was a nice touch.

Ah yes, a cs188 video uploaded at midnight, right as I was about to sleep. Couldn’t think of a better way to send off my night 😂

Remember - make sure you don't take a shit in the boxes.

"Instructions for the setup and operation of a motion-activated ketchup dispenser" is a category of video that I just now learned about through this video, but it does make sense that it exists.

BABE, WAKE UP. ANOTHER GEM JUST DROPPED.

"This prius comes priussembled" Daamn, that's the best pun I've heard all year so far.

6:32 Me annoying the hell out of every engineer on my team in tf2

1:06 is gold

We are ZERGING with MINERALS and PYLONS out here

this tutorial is so helpful, i just got my HeieH Ket Dispenser and i really needed an instructional video to help me set it up. now im gushing like a fountain all over my food, thank you cs188!! 🙏

4:36 "...but it's against the rules!"

3:55 WHOOPS! YOU HAVE TO PUT THIS CD IN YOUR COMPUTER

The moment April ended, this beautiful man re-entered my life.

I can't believe he went through all the trouble of assembling his squirter and he wasn't even impressed with it.

I always thought these things were clear, and the color came from the condiments sticking to the walls.

I think we left out a vital step. The Nozzle... must be calibrated. Take care not to move while The Nozzle is calibrating. Do not stare directly into... The Nozzle.

"Dispenser" sounds like "this Spencer" to me now

Watching this has led me to discover that I find Skeletor saying “What?” incredibly funny. I don’t know why but I don’t care. Great joj CS!

5:55 The fact that the closed captions have "product" in quotation marks is mildly concerning

Squirting has never been this much fun.

Never thought I’d see the return of “My CD broke….fun”, but it was such a fun throwback

Oh god im having ptsd flashbacks. Five years of food serivice for the good lord always involved one of these in the summer. We had to bleach the main pump tube because it would gather mold. Thank you CS. No really thank you. It would have been great to perminantly bury my minimum wage trauma. PS. Sus

I'm surprised there wasn't a Lego Island joke at 3:54

I imagine the hardest part of making this was downloading _Counter Strike_ to get the footage of the download page. There's nothing CS won't do for a video!

Just what needed to end off Aprils 👍

Oh thank god you put the disclaimer in there, I almost didn't believe you and was tempted to watch the video.

CS always uses the most random source videos. It's a big reason why I think his channel stands out. Also 1:11 is really fucking funny to me for some reason

the restraint to not make WAY more tf2 jokes is appreciated

I’m glad I grew up watching your YTPs lol. They have definitely influenced my humor over the years

seeing this video made me become amaturish (DING) "seeing this video can make you amaturish"

I love how CS188 has been a creator for so long that theres now lore. Like there wasn’t any reference to steak in this one😭🤣

Bone Marrow is back! 1:53

Squirt COME onto Ganons BEAUTIFUL face!

thank you for still uploading with PRECISION and ELEGANCE after all these years ❤

Fiddling with the boxes for no reason really got to me also wiping the lid

Honestly just a wholesome video about one man’s loving relationship with his fartHeHe Foof Doofie 🥰

Love when CS squirts his content all over us with elegance and precision

0:04 jumpscare

3:57 now THAT'S a callback

5:34 the HoH SiS reference is found here

I’d just like to say, your YTPs are on another level. The amount of humour, creativity, and effort put into each of them is unmatched

"This Prius comes Priussembled" was like getting hit by a truck after getting run over by a herd of bison.

2:59 i heard "shark pecker" at a low volume 😂😂

This was one of your greatest YTPs everywhere, almost everything was a certified banger hahahahah

2:10 I audibly said what before skeletor did. 😂

cs188 proves once again that he can make a YTP out of anything with spoken words in it.

Guys, I think the lid should be wiped.

Making hot dogs 15 times all over again, aren’t we guys?

Even now, almost two decades later, the YTP community is finding ways to put Morshu references into videos. MMMM

Came back to watch this again today and can see RU-vid must have thought I was trying to include a link in my comment so they deleted it. Anyway, I appreciate the comedic work you do, it really makes my day. My original comment was about being happy seeing Bone Marrow from CS188 Electric 53X dawt cawm (spelled it out this way to hopefully avoid this getting purged) return from one of your older YTPs. Love it when you make the references to the classics.

The amount of callbacks/references to older cs188 vids was a welcome joy XD

There is nothing that you CANNOT make a YTP outta if you're CS188.

The video has barely even started but I was already laughing my ass off when he peeked out from behind the table.

Watching this while drunk I expect to be pissing myself by the end

Good to see Jesse Eisenberg, his audiobook section for audioslave month is one of my favourite bits of YTP

How many of your past YTP references will you put in one YTP? cs188: *Yes*

Ketchup dispensers that came with a pack of condems right out of the box would make the world a better place.

Im glad he made sure that we knew to wipe the lid. I wouldve forgotten

the beginning is scary to watch cause my computer has been freezing (crashing) with the sound stuck like that.

Oh boy am I excited to start *wiping the lid*

Ketchup? Condiment? You **DON’T** got it, my friend.

I cant describe what its like to get home after cleaning at a ball park on hot dog day to see my biggest enemy be the star of a ytp

What was supposed to be an informative tutorial video only ends up being a viral parody is what makes these kinds of ytp's hilarious 😂

What a nice video guide of setting up This Spencer™ the correct way

HOLY SHIT CS IS BACK I’M SO HAPPY THIS WAS LITERALLY POSTED 10 SECONDS AGO-

That is so Fuckin Hilarious poop i ever seen my friend! Especially billy mays say the ketchup squirter station! XD 5:00

I prefer to pretend Hey Soul Sister doesn't exist.

CS188 still makes bangers after all these years

"FartHeHe FooF Doofie"

I want you to know that this upload is getting a fourth of the traction that one of the biggest wrestling podcasts is getting, which is pretty good traction.

0:34 Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝Ě̵̢̧̛̦̼̜̲͕͕͍̤̙͉͓́̅͒̽̍̐͋͜͝?

2:48 [demostration redacted for go reasons]

"This Prius comes pre-assembled" man I hope so, I don't have the Chinese factory workers available to do it for me

I knew you were gonna reference DIY (don't do it yourself) from the style of the source that it is and I'm glad you did

Instructions unclear, the nozzle is now a schnozzle and there's ketchup all over my walls.

6:58 thank goodness the Prius comes Priussembled.

6:11 Yeah I'mma be honest, that dispenser doesn't impress me either what with all the work seemingly needed to put ketchup in a cup

Probably my favorite YTP ever already

Five minutes after release, can't wait to see the junkload you've cooked for us today

This is the caulk that we needed. Im still figuring out If I need foundation repair or not. i love it when CS188 and JCondor drop bangers!

2:20 missed the chance for a bruno mars referrence.

Something about this one makes me cackle especially loud, another priceless lip wiping vid CS!