{YTP} ~ When to Food 

Happy National Chef Jonathan Lonathan Day to all of the Chef Jonathan Lonathans out there. It's a special day where we honor every Chef Jonathan Lonathan the world over. The world over. The world very over indeed. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

"You can use your frying pan as a crying pan" Finally, a worthy successor to Brock's drying pan.

The tiny little "Oh no!" when he bit into the Jonathan Lonathan burrito was a great touch XD

1:57 Writing an entire Reddit AMA post for a 1-second joke is next-level effort.

“please increase the opacity” made me feel emotions humans are not meant to feel big ups on this one Ellie, it’s one of my favorites so far

I can't believe it. Not only did Chef Johnathan Lonathan use a pancake, but he also put.

"Leftover me is beautiful for breakfast" New pick-up line acquired.

"Flour has gluten in it, gluten is sticky. Therefore, flour has sticky in it." made me die

As a Greek I'm pleased that you mentioned my ancestral homeland of the Spanakopitan Sea

The thumbnail alone signals a triumphant return, for not only Chef Jonathan Lonathan, but also for DaThings. The countdown has officially begun for the release of "Why to Food."

Chef Jonathan Lonathan's right - if you ever need to make hollandaise, don't.

DO I PUT OR NOT?!

2:35 Thank you Mr. President for maintaining our omelet opacity. Our omlacity.

So when Ross asked for a "couple of bloolbs to go," he was actually assaulting staff with a sudden order of hundreds of muffins (☉_☉)

4:36 “therefore, flour has sticky in it” this was amazing amazing new installment to the food series, well appreciated, i appreciate all the sticky

I make scrambled eggs fairly often I will probably never make them again without thinking about the word “screggs” In a way, this video introduced a permanent change to my life

"I am a handmaid, AMA" is some of the best sentence mixing I've ever heard.

Jonathan Lonathan is 100% correct, the scrambled egg is among the sleaziest breakfast foods in the world!

2:15 - 2:21 I love how he sounds like he's going insane. Couple more seconds, and he probably would have started manically laughing 😂

Cooked until it's cooked. Oh thank goodness. I hate it when my cooked food isn't cooked. "You can use your frying pan as a crying pan... and we'll start out with a Lotad." Masterpiece.

the amount of effort and thought you put into these is fucking astounding. Not even including how you took the time to give full captions to the goofy ass sentence mixing AND include individual chapters for made up segments in a ytp. But things like that the whole dynamic of the "call my mom" scene is just so well put together with the sequencing of how he reacts to it all. So just wanna say, ya stuffs cool

happy to find that this ytp has a useful beginners' guide included, "how to eat food" at about 5:32

Amazing as always. Can't wait for Who to Food, Why to Food, Could You Food, I Can't Food, and the exciting conclusion, You Can Food, You Can Food, You Can Food

The cut to the "spanakopita" Venture Bros clip tickled me in such an inexplicable way I feel almost guilty for laughing at it.

So, for breakfast you should have: Corn flakes Bacon Eggs Pizzadillas Soybeans Cheese beans Latkes Quesadizzas Muffins Fuffins Me (Jonathan Lonathan, preferably leftover) Potato beans Oat beans Spanakopita Instant quiches Granola bars Smoothie Breakfast and of course, fresh fruice. Can't believe I've done breakfast wrong all this time.

I want a bloolb of muffins with a lot of sticky in them. This is awesome, Ellie! Can't wait for "Why to Food".

I just got finished fooding & now here you are tellin us when to food

Top Chef Jonathan Lonathan is the realest COO of all food

I was in bed while watching this, and Jonathan Lonathan towards the end encouraging whoever's watching to get up now for work regardless if you are tired, both caught me off guard and convinced me lol

"Oh, look at that. Didn't you make a mess. OEUF." 🥚

So glad to hear they finally released Egg 2.

The Venture Bros clipped killed me lmao, love your humor

Low opacity Biden haunts my omelet pan too

Nice of Chef Joseph Boseph to make a guest appearance with his sage editing advice

3:28 "You can use your frying pan as a crying pan."

I spit out my rain salad watching this

Another classic, thank you for including Venture Bros. as soon as he said *spanakopita* my head went right to that episode.

“Gluten is sticky, flour has gluten in it, that means flour has sticky in it”. This absolutely sent me for some reason

The end was surprisingly motivating. Thank you Chef Jonathan Lonathan and thank you Ellie. No more sleeping in

thank you very much for the content warning about the alarm sounds! it would have really bothered me otherwise!!

God DAMMIT I wish I had Chef Jonathan's charm. Every time I see these YTPs I just want to watch his actual videos. Does Chef know about these videos you make? Because it feels like he'd get just as much joy out of them as the rest of us.

2:10 - "Cooked until it's... Cooked." Ah yes, that's exactly how I like to cook too!

3:18 "Oeuf" fucking killed me. (It’s French for egg, for those who don’t know.)

“I’m moving the spatula around I’m also moving the pan around, at this point, I’m going to pan around” That had me in stitches

That Lotad's really making use of its Rain Dish there.

5:27 had me rolling 🤣

"Alright I confess. I'm using a pancake." Lmao after listing all those breakfast foods

DaThing be resurrecting Venture bros faster than [as]

4:14 Okay. Now I much see the Horsin’ Around cross over episode with Chef Jonathan Lonathan!

Solved! I wasn't able to food bc my spatula opacity was too low. Thanks Ellie/Joe!

3:44 a warning to all my fellow lactose intolerants

"the only foods" segment made me feel overcome with the sense that i was watching a dispatch from future humans who had removed their own need to eat, leaving cooking shows an oddity from the past that needed to be rediscovered and emulated

Oh my gosh. I can’t stop smiling at Dr. Venture. I love this series of YTPs!

2:16 i love the idea that jonathan just goes insane and starts babbling complete nonsense while the fire alarm is blaring, really funny to me

I love muffins, I try to make a bloop every 2 weeks or so and save them in the fridge so I can have one every day

Really great one. So happy you put the Spanikopita clip from VB in too, that episode was the first time i heard of it and wondered if it was even real considering. When i saw it at grocery store i got so excited, literally yelled, "Spanikopita!""

I will be using freggs and screggs forever now. Bless you.

1:18 lol, now something has to happen down at the county jail!

“Not only is it scrambled eggs, but it’s Screggs.” 🤣

I never get too far in a new DaThings video before seeing something that makes me think "how have I not liked this yet?" This time, I got as far as the Venture Bros reference

I feel like he has more emotion in his voice now

"fresh fruice" and "muffin't" are legendary

The eternal question: quesadizzas or pizzadillas?

0:54 the closest we will get to a lewd joke from DaThings

0:18 "Duke at lunch" i love when you put your friends up like that. it's cute.

Stay tuned for the existential, dramatic conclusion, “Why to Food” Will Chef Lonathan finally run out of muffins? Find out next time (edit: I forgot the word ‘who’ existed)

3:33 obsessed with this lotad drawing

“A glorious mess is not what we’re looking for here we’re looking for food” sounds like something my head chef would say to me 😔

5:10 “We are using Sanic Vinegar. That way, you won’t get little blue trails all over your muffins.” Ironic how that works, considering the whole ‘blue blur’ concept the Sanic culinary property is associated with.

Another great video. The "simple scrambled egg" at 1:32 had me questioning my sanity.

0:18 THAT'S A SHARK!

Dear DaThings, i've rediscovered your channel and have been on a wild binge this past week. Today i rewatched Where to Food because it's one of my favourites, and now this appears! Absolutely blessed, thank you for making this great content. I'm having rain salad

I've watched good burger recently, and the amount of sauce references I heard made it feel like I was watching one of dathings videos

i'll be calling scrambled eggs "screggs" for the rest of my life now, thank you Ellie.

My partner and I now officially refer to scrambled eggs as screggs.

joe biden eggs imploring the pooper to increase the opacity of an element is my favorite type of bit

There’s no one I’d rather have eat my breakfast than Chef Jonathan Lonathan.

i got eggshells in my pan and jonathan lonathan showed up to give me a lecture. 10/10 would recommend.

I died laughing at the Venture Bros reference, beautiful work Ellie.

legitimately so excited to be on time for a brand new upload

the Spanakopitan Sea is beautiful this time of year.

The way “Jonathan Lonathan” is uttered sounds so satisfying somehow lol.

1:32 He scrambled the word scramble. Genius

AYY Spanakopita! How dare you remind me of my eternal pain!

Such a freaking masterpiece. You're one of the only YTPers that have not lost quality man, big fan

DJK here again to comment on DaThings' "Little d", the finer details of YTPs that can easily be missed. Remember to watch the video first to avoid spoilers! 1:55 - This Reddit post features plenty of interesting text to laugh about. What I find most interesting is the "EDIT 2" that is cut off at the very end, stating that this Reddit user has some sort of relationship to Chef Lonathan. Could this be Chef Lonathan's Alaskan "girlfriend", who was put in the oven? Or could this be one of his family members (possibly Mickey due to the AMA being by u/ChefMLonathan)? Edit: As clarified in the comments, the Reddit post was made by Michelle Lonathan. Her relationship to Jonathan is still unknown. 3:03 - The product "Egg 2" is from the company Bell and Howl. This nonexistent company was introduced in YTP - TacTickle and was created by Pavlov. You know, the dog guy. 3:57 - Garfield may be pretty easy to spot here, but equally important is that he owns the brand of blender Chef Lonathan is using. 4:23 - Chef Lonathan's full name is possibly Chef Jonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan Lonathan, though we cannot ascertain how many Lonathans are truly in his name. Also, in the beginning of this YTP, his official title was "COO of food". But at this point in the video, he has now been demoted to "CFO of food". 5:24 - Chef Lonathan refers to this muffin as "kinky", which is a reference to his debut video "How to Food", where he creates food from gluten, yeast, salt, water, salt water, and various other ingredients, but also mentions that the key ingredient to make a kinky muffin is to substitute waste product at the very end. Thanks again for another great video, DaThings! Now I need to take Chef Jonathan Lonathan's advice and get back to work.

1:09 The triumphant return of PUT

Chef Johnathan Lonathan is easily my favourite RU-vid poop series from any creator on the internet. I can't wait for "why to food"

2:52 N O

"Muffins, fuffins" hands down, the best line. 😂😂😂

Thank you for the Venture Bros reference because it is the *only* thing I can think of when I hear spanakopita

4:35 this made me spit out my water I was NOT prepared for something so funny

"Don't bite quiches" was far too smoothly done, I was having a crisis trying to decide if he'd actually said it irl.

something incredibly ominous about "remember...don't bite quiches...."

"You can simply muffin't" has fucking sent me so far away from this plane man I'm gone

Thank you for the post-credits pep talk.

I needed that Chef Jonathon Lonathon pep talk at the end

Pizzadillas and Quesadizzas sound like something you'd get at a fast food place.

"I'm here to tell you that breakfast is actually the toast important meal of the day"

That moving the spatula and pan joke was so funny. This video is so good