What can I say? No, really. I've never been any good at writing descriptions. This is an entry to Yoshimaniac's Moana YTP Collab. Here's the link to the full collab: • YTP - Moananana (Moana...
I killed an eel i buried its guts I killed a tree and now you buried its guts I buried an eel i cook coconuts Spouted a tree and now you got an eel. Why did i do this...
0:29 _(glitches into link and the king)_ "o-o-o-o-o-o *HOOOO!"* "Also I _lol sos_ the _sus."_ _"You're hot!"_ *"BAD TOUCH, BAD TOUCH!!!* _STRaaanngerr Daannnger..."_ *I CAN'T BREATHE!!!* 🤣🤣🤣
I've no experience with doing drugs, but based off of what I know I don't think it would be possible for someone to get any real editing done while high. It takes 100% complete concentration.
@@JimmyDPooper look at what Bowie did on a strict diet of cocaine, milk and red peppers. “Station to Station” and “Low”. He looked like a walking corpse, but those were some damn fine albums
[You're Not Welcome] Maui: *Slaps Mario's head* Maui: "What can I say except I HATE YOU!" *Lightning powers* Maui: "Wow" x4 "What?" Maui: *plays bongos & then claps in rhythm* Maui: "WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT im just Satan" Moana: "What? What? What?" Moana in Background: "What? What? What? What?" Mario: "That was Maui just messing around" Maui: "NOT!, Hey! You know who stole yo mum's coke and just got high?" Maui: "This Guy! *claps* Yiay" Maui: *Claps More* Background: *Crickets chirp small pause* Moana: "You are a strange man" Maui as King of hyrule: OHHHHHHHHHH! Maui: "Also I lalsowes the sauce" Maui: "Ur hot" Moana as JohnTron: "BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER!" Maui: "So what can I say except" *Background distorted* Maui: "I killed an eel, I buried its guts. I killed a tree now you buried its guts, I buried an eel I killed coconuts. Sprouted a tree now you got an eel" Maui: "I got" x4 Maui: *aggressively tapping coconut for 19 seconds as music distorts further & Moana's face disappears onto coconut* *Background distorts and Mario's Head flies by in slow motion* Maui: "Well anyway let me say your welcome" Maui: "Well come to think of me I got to go" *video shrinks off screen* [The End]
Sorry I had to crop it a bit in the collab. I wanted the aspect ratio to match the other entries. Definitely one of my favorite entry's in the collab, thank you so much for entering.
Y’know, I thought YTP was long dead. But you sir, are keeping it thoroughly alive and well. So I must say Thank You for continuing this fine craftage that is the RU-vid Poop.
The touching story of how king Satan, professional bongo player and cokehead, warped time by burying eels and putting a young woman's face on a coconut. "King Satan encapsulates the true spirit of the American youth" - Richard Roeper, Chicago Sun-Times. "In a word: perfection" - François Truffaut, Cahiers du Cinéma. "Wait, wasn't there a giant crab in the movie?" - Oliver Cromwell, 1st Lord Protector of the Commonwealth of England, Scotland and Ireland.
This is truly the stuff of nightmares. It wouldn't be out of place as a creepypasta. A large perverted man sits on an island stealing the faces of all who visit. Mario tried to warn our protagonist, Moana, but he was thrown away when Maui noticed him. He distracts you with his bongos and flattery until it's too late. In less than a minute, Moana was trapped forever. Watch yourself when you're at sea.
Every time I see you upload, I get this big, dumb smirk on my face. Please, no matter what anyone says, keep doing what you do. You're one of the most unique content creators with quality style.
Before anyone freaks out and thinks I was lying about my next YTP being round 4 of the tennis match between me and NPCarlsson, I made this a couple weeks ago. Round 4 is still planned as my next YTP (unless NPCarlsson finishes the Ripto's Racist 2 collab first). Also, I feel like I need to remind people not to reply to this pinned comment unless your comment has something to do with my comment. I swear some people seem to think that I won't see their comment unless it's a direct reply to one of mine. This isn't true. I've read every single comment that I've ever received and intend to continue doing so. I know that me saying this is inevitably going to get a few comments from people who think it would be funny to the opposite of what I'm asking, but I'll risk saying it anyway.
Having seen the film recently, it just makes me love this even more. Smacking Mario Head and the following Force Lightning was my favorite bit, the Eel bit being a close second.
Holy crap! That buried ell guts part, and the stealing coke joke are just brilliant. Former with its nonsense, and the latter for grand sentence mixing.
maybe the age restriction will reduce the number of small children who view this video and get traumatized by the mild drug references and vague implications of violence
I really loved is entry, but the collab owner cropped it in a way that ruins some of the jokes and makes it seem unfunny. Not to mention it wasn't even the center of the screen; it was on the right side of the entry.
