@@maldhound bro i got back into card games recently for the first time in years (mostly ygo tho) and there hasnt been a single other channel that hits that perfect "i love this game but check out this bs" + poetry like these vids have
She's really wacky. You spend 5 turns casting your 1-mana control cards, cast your kicky girl and get three of them back. She only hits instants making ber interesting for her colors, but if you let her live she will kill all of your things because while she can't burn you, she can absolutely bury everything you love. She's also super consistent which makes games enjoyable even though you become target number 1 after the first time you play her
@@gackybass nah he'd have to sac a creature pay 30 mana lose 40 life and tap all their creatures ,which i guess depending on the deck their running is nothing
Azorius continues with its trend of making fair and fun to play commanders, just like how it did with Shorikai, Genesis Engine, who I so kindly request a roast on :]
@gabomon08slayerofdragons mix in a "no shenanigans during my turn" card, and it becomes the deck that eternally kicks you in the nuggets, while disappearing into the shadows.
One of the ways to get that mana is through a bunch of cost reducing artifacts, which you can blow up with Kibo, Uktabi Prince. Is this just a roundabout way to ask for a roast of Kibo? Why yes, yes it is
I want you to know that you got me back into magic after 10 or so years. Now I spend all my free time coming up with, starting to build, and then abandoning decks! Thanks!
Huh, I didn’t think about how much Azorious has in terms of 1 mana instant speed interaction…. They really aren’t beating the fun police allegations, are they?
@@dontmisunderstand6041: The Boros are the police. The Azorious are the judge, jury, and executioner that is more corrupt than a New York City election during the time of Tammany Hall in "Gangs of New York." Don't believe me? Read the original Ravnica lore books, because I have. How f**ked is your plane when the supposed leader of the Azorious Senate, Grand Arbiter Augustin IV (that taxing sonofabitch), is working with Szadek, the vampire who was head of the Dimir at the time? Put it this way: After Agrus Kos died and Niv-Mizzet ran away like a bitch, Agrus Kos got made the guildmaster of the Ghost Quarter: The colorless Underworld where everyone goes when they die. (Which, now that I think about it, makes no sense from a card flavor standpoint, given Ghost Quarter blows up any land, and gets a basic into play. How the hell is that even remotely connected to the place with ghosts, spirits, and dead people in them?)
Zethi triggers when she attacks and you can only cast the spells as part of the trigger. You're not able to wait until end of combat to play the exiled cards
Universe beyond/wiþin are wonderfully fun designs in general, imo. I know I have a ball when I bust out Wernog+Bjorna (also requesting Wernog, possibly +Bjorna) (Or Urtet)
Feather has access to massive amounts of ramp that Zethi does not, and some of the nastiest spell copying creatures in the game like Zada and Mirroring Dragon. Not to mention recursion with cards like Malvinda and Dreadhorde Arcanist (both of which Feather's replacement affects the spells of, so their exile is replaced with Feather's unique exile that brings it back to hand in the end step). Once the Feather Player has both their ramp and card draw it quickly becomes a game of how fast they can pop off, doubly so if they have storm-kiln for Treasure Tokens on every cast (which makes grapeshot absolutely, absurdly unfair for a recyclable damage and shittons of Treasures). If you want to be a megabastard in a pod, just use Aurelia's Fury for X=2 every turn and ping one of your creatures and whoever you don't want to play the game, they'll be locked out of noncreature spells.
A roast for Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter would be hilarious. Who needs to choose aristocrats or treasure, you can have both and watch your opponents gulp in terror as your Zulaport Cuthroat, Mirkwood Bats, and Nadier’s Nightblade go off like popcorn.
Had my wisdom teeth pulled today. Pretty sure the procedure multikicker on it as well XD. Love ya mald. Keep up ya shit, make me smile...even when it hurts to do so.
1:49 Okay, this is majestic. Bravo for coming up with "a Scrooge McDuckian hoard of evergrowing depression', I am in hysterics. Especially good choice on having the word 'evergrowing', the joke could've been made without it, but it makes the comedic timing work so well.
I must hear Maldhound's takedown of Davros. Out of all the UB Commanders from Doctor Who, he actually makes you feel like you're being invaded by murderous pepperpots that insist on abusing you.
This is perfect timing. Last game of locals from like 2 hours ago, a friend and I switched decks. He had my Zethi and I had his Zurgo Helmsmasher. Once he understood how she worked, he won.
Actualy a good point about counters on exiled cards. I at first missed this part and thought it would work like Arcane Bombardment (but cost mana to play spells), so she would just exile spells "under itself", and if you blink of destroy her - she need to rebuild. But that way you 99% safe that your spells wouldn't gone.
You can also use the "perpetually reduce cost cards" again and again Yeahhhh this will be fun Think Mind Splice Apparatus Absorb Energy Discover the formula We casting 2 mana Alrund's Epiphany's
Just a suggestion for everyone pointing out Nexus of Fate is an instant, you're better off just using Mystical Tutor to keep putting it on top of your library than trying some convoluted way to get it into your graveyard and exiled with her effect. That way you're not taking up deck slots with with cards that are mostly irrelevant to your strategy.
You forgot that the deck also has an anti win con, by discarding teferi’s protection and exiling it with her, you go from ‘gatchya bitch’ to the creatures, to then saying it to the players
shes really fun with those 'beneficial' counter spells like offer you can't refuse. you can counter your own cantrips for treasures or card draw with arcane denial
I see a pretty sword lady and I'm already in, but then you add in crimes? You've sold me. I'm building her. Also, I'd love to see a roast of my other favorite criminal lady knight, Tori D'Avenant, Fury Rider! Aka the most Boros Boros to ever Boros
My Chun-Li deck has a win condition where I get Teferi's Protection into the graveyard so I can exile it and then peace out for the remainder of the game lol. Also play token generators like shark typhoon or monastery mentor plus a Ashnod's or Phyrexian Altar and go to town
my favorite thing about this card is that if you put nexus of fate face down as a creature through some means and then kill it you can have it in your graveyard, exile it, and then take an extra turn every time she swings, giving you infinite turns :D
...I thought it was one extra casting of the exiled spells. then I realized what I was reading. holy shit. the exiled cards stay exiled with counters. so you can activate ANY instant exiled with her again, and again and again. that's so broken.... if you can get her off the ground.
Supplant form would be dumb with this. Yeah it's 6 mana, but getting a copy and being able to rekick every turn, is dumb. Though mystic tutor is probably even dumber. Also flawless maneuver just makes your commander free forever. Thank you cost reduction! Finally there is prologue to phyresis...I heard you like infect!
Replaying the commander to play "past" kicker counters is seemingly busted, but she would be functionally useless otherwise. Also, considering every deck usually runs 10 copies of "Exile all Yards" unless your pod doesn't have reanimator, this resolving probably won't be very good 9/10 times
What if you copy the following first card and have the rest (on the battlefield, graveyard or deck)? : -) the 1U "non-legendrying-copying" clone, cloning the commander -) a copy spell like "rite of replication", creating a token clone copying that "1U clone" above -) even some moth****cker trigger-cloning like the mythic white from the MOM set "Auto-updating 2-base-exponential scaling shower rain bi**h" Edit: I mean, "Spark Double" and "Elsh Norn, Mother of the Machines"
I still have a ban on Riot's twitch channel for lemonparty. Back when C9 debuted, and LemonNation was making waves as shot-caller/tactician. So I encouraged people to "join the party and LemonNation's official fansite"
I run a Sixth Doctor and Romana II deck, making copies of things you should only have one of is evil. I had 3 Elesh Norn Grand Cenobites in play one game, 2 Grand Arbiter Augustin IVs in another. I had a "go screw yourself" and a "love the deck though" from the same guy, in that order.
I dont know what "murder most foul" "the gripper zone" and "lemon party" are but from your discription, the last is some internet horror im happy to just forget by tomorrow, such it you wrinkled brain fellows, my brain is so smooth ill forget before i even know where it came from :P
