Zhang Zongchang, the Dogmeat General 

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WHATS A- [redacted] GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK

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Brought a tear to my eye

Same

So did I lol

SAME

Don't tempt him

Not gonna lie, i did too

He did it in his last video, good old Sam doesnt want to repeat himself.

Just like pop used to do

Holy shit , just like my dad

Instead of coming back with milk it's a bloody history book

@@BrianMcBriansonBecause they never come back with the milk

That is the kind of man one inspires to be

​@@tianshuhuang5431 I LOVE BEING AN ABSENT PARENT 🥶🔥💯

"Who are you?" "You are my father" "Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?"

That reads like the lyrics to Billie Jean put through Google translate 100 times

Genghis would be proud

I call mine O’Malley like from aristocats. Fucker has the biggest balls and always comes back bloody after months. Basically, Sam.

He is the bestest of barn cats

@@Thefirstbrady your cat is likely patrolling his turf and beating the shit out of any other cat that dares intrude

I love mangled bird corpses. Delicious.

This is the perfect analogy haha

Typical barn cat

He did say at the end of the last video that he'd see us in 2025. So I think this counts as early

Yeah, time and motivation are b*chs. I have a book that I could easily get through in a few days, but after a week I'm only a third of the way through.

​@@nunyabisnass1141This is also a hobby for him. He has a much bigger career to worry about.

@@StrawhatRye actually, what does he do irl?

Terrifying? Jeremy Elbertson, that's who you should be worried about. That sick fuck

No, he's in my fridge.

​@@audreyiiishotterthananyani1305I'm pretty sure that comment should have _"×posted from Sam's basement×"_ under it...

That is crazy, but it wouldn't surprise me if he just lived on another planet, completely isolated and has been spending all this time just researching the weirdest parts of history and science

​@@audreyiiishotterthananyani1305I am under your bed, I will rescue sam while you sleep

What does it mean?

@@navjotsandhu3892 it means capitalism can catch these fucking hands

​@@navjotsandhu3892"It doesn't matter if my money is fake if I can beat the shit out of you."

⁠@@navjotsandhu3892Ever read Adam Smith? The invisible hand of the free market functionally doesn’t exist when people with power want something.

@@navjotsandhu3892 "the invisible hand of the market" is a term used mostly by liberal capitalists to describe how supply and demand affect the costs of products - with the more, let's say, dedicated, capitalists, almost deifying the goddamn thing as a perfect solution for woes or an all-powerful law that can't be escaped of managed. Sam is mocking the people who worship the damn thing by juxtaposing it with the "very visible fist of the soldier". Supply and demand for that money didn't really matter because the people using it could take away what they were trying to buy.

We better get back to pretending to be his characters on twit- I mean X, almost slipped there

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@@Dudeman277 that just forced a sound out of me that can only be described as a chortle. You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 🤣👌🏽

make sure he doesn't try to fall asleep again

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Bro invented a new sport

Seriously? This is hilarious if true lmao

​@@irishgoodbye518he also went to the Shanghai world expo in 1930 and was introduced to the hotdog at the American pavilion. When he got it he asked his assistants which part of the dog they got

This is such a Chinese way of dealing with problems (I’m Chinese don’t come for me)

Great leader made players play with many balls. This is why white man lies.

cory too

he just goes into the void and comes back with fobidden knowledge (fish jenga)

Code bullet: hello there

Well always be waiting here for him

How could you just ignore Vsauce like that.

That sounds very painful

ah yes, instead of a shot glass, its a snot glass

Clearly you moonlighted as an alcoholic

what a fucking username lol

@@sal-luvs-bloodunappreciated comedic genius , oh the snot glass

I love historical figures like this. He was one ruthless and at times idiotic son of a bitch. Yet, he seems to have had enough of a soul in there to genuinely care sometimes at least.

What a generous soul

Totally legitimate links here, _I chuckled a bit and clicked them in jest, _*_being in on the joke and all._* . . . . 🪤

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@@kieranadamson3224 That reminds me of Michael Scott from the Office

Except you actually want Sam around.

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But did he bring the milk?

Guys its not Sam, the voice its different

​@meattOfficialdamn bots makin fun of themselves now

You jest, but the play “Waiting for Godot” is literally about there being no deeper meaning (in life), which is in turn, *_is_* the meaning (maybe). The playwright refuses to give an explanation for his play, and one of the critics described it as a play where "nothing happens, twice.” It won “The Most Controversial Play of the Year” award and I had to study it for my BA Eng Comp Lit. Honestly, pretty hilarious.

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I was scrolling the comment section for this exact quote!

dawg it’s been two days

@@hoopynaena3RU-vid doesn’t count down to the hour of uploading when it says “x days ago”. This was only uploaded like a day and a half ago at the time of commenting

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Not enough replies per rate of likes on this comment. :o

For a 7 minute video lmao

Or 3 years who knows

@@isaiasquinonez4945 or 4 years

I dont like this fact.

he hasnt been making videos because hes been hiding in your fridge

D-Dad?!

Oddly relatable

yes.

Like that one Halloween costume he made in an old video

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I feel this as a personal attack 😂

I'm on my 3rd time watching, and only just now noticed

When the Uyghur sus

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

twas only 10 months

@flyingfrog548shut it bot

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@@circumplex9552almost a year

Actually more like 10 months. He’s getting faster. SOON IT MIGHT BE MULTIPLE TIMES A YEAR!

​​@@ethan1441NO you fool don't spook em you gotta ease em into it and once they realize they're committed to a schedule it's too late. If you pounce one on them to early they'll run off like your dad grabbing milk.

A video from Sam at this point gives me the same feeling I get when I have dreams about my dad returning home from the milk store.

NPC

​@@LavaCreeperPeoplehaha! You said the thing!

nobody asked for it, everybody needed it

such a npc comment

So... "Off He Goes" by Pearl Jam.

Gay ass

​@meattOfficialthis is so true meattOfficial

glaze

aw nevermind the comment isn't just D anymore it sucks now

If dropping 2 videos a year is back 😂

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just pressed on a 3 year old video, pretty sure his mic is just worse now :D

Nice

It definitely got worse here. Was better before.

Lol i miss the old mic wdym

Its finally finished: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AOg5JNc9efk.html

BAH GAWD THAT'S SAM O'NELLAS MUSIC!

@@DED_MEEM XD

It’s crazy cause while I’m sure these videos probably take a bit to animate write and record, he could easily make a video at least once a month and be hella successful. But he doesn’t, because he uploads when he feels like it. And i completely respect that about him. Clearly has other things in his life he wants to accomplish other than RU-vid

Like Lemmino too.

If it works, it works

it's definitely improved, but the style is wonderfully consistent

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"months"

Oh hi

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literally! i just checked on his channel yesterday 😭

​@@poppyalice3950dude that happens to me all the time with overanalyzing avatar 😂

@@poppyalice3950 Dude same i was introducing a girl i liked to his content and he came back best wingman fr

fr my exact reaction

“Your mom” is actually a pretty old insult in China

Your mom, your grandma, your great uncle, your ancestors, 18 generations of your ancestors .

​@@klodpraisorcool

@@Xsksnssjccxghb insulting each other's parents, every Chinese middle-aged uncles' favorite past time

@@Xsksnssjccxghb 祖宗十八代

@SaveYourLifee this is a bot dont click link

​@@phelan8385 Too late 😭😭😭

THE RETURN OF THE KING

Not relatable

Uncle Scott???

And you never know when he will upload again so make it 3

Also you won't see another one for a long time

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dude will dissappear for 7 yeas and then come back with a 7 minute video. honestly he probably cant find his way out of the fridge.

RU-vidrs like this are my favorite types of RU-vidr

If you maintain it fairly consistent people won't expect you to upload regularly

I thought Internet Historian was inconsistent AF, but then Sam was like "hold muh beer *burp*"

I am so excited to wait another ten months

Did you not hear him he's in your fridge

it fills me with determination

He appears when the world needs him most! :')

John 3:16 King James Version 16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

​@@kingsrevenge9234sounds like you know what you need to do

​@@kingsrevenge9234yes, do that and if you fail you can drop off from a skyscraper

​@officialIImf has the glitch pfp aw hell nah

​@@kingsrevenge9234just remember to get into politics of you fail art

This metaphor was so long that I'm just going to tell you it needs to have a second meaning, and stop reading it.

the currency experiencing inflation definitely had me

Stop, you’ll get me excited for his third video from now, coming in 2026

Don't pressure the man lol

@SaveYourLifee kittty

I don't want to get ahead of my self but eventually he may even draw non-stick figures.

I put my hamster in a sock and slammed it against the furniture

​@@TippyHippycool, what kind of sock? I prefer Nike athletic socks for the elasticity so I can get the swing to be the fastest it can be

@@mayo_-what about the butter

@@TippyHippy At what velocity? I would be concerned about getting a hole in the sock by swinging it with a hamster in it, hamster might chew a hole threw it.

1:11 i paid attention to the art right here after reading this comment, and that train is fucking beautiful haha

you should find new inspirations ngl

​@SaveYourLifee finally bots that edited their comments

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True

Same in Seattle!🎉

Yes.

Mate, u have the same pfp of my secondary account, u scared the shit out of me

Damn

true

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same💀 and we all know he totally would

Nobody cares, stop spamming@flyingfrog548

same energy as "every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes"

Such breath taking words. Greatest poetry from the least violent chinese military official o7 o7

@@IllustriousElucidation at the end of the day, it is night

​@@vbgvbg1133People die when they are killed

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"Even"? Don't sell yourself short, my multitudinous friend; you have 537 brains!

Blud is a shambling mass of 537 mongeeese

If Future said this mfs would put it on their Instagram 💯

i think the plural is mongi

I looked into your eyes and knew you were mongoose

Mama’s boy

A mother’s love is unconditional ❤️

He needed her around to exorcise the ghosts of the people he murdered, and to have magic duels with the sky god, Zhang (who is also named Zhang)

*"Zhang had a very close relationship with **_her_** mother. **_He_** never left her alone..."* Word oversight.

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I never clicked on video quicker in my life.

​@palehorseman9923 I clicked so hard, then unclicked, then went to his page....I'm so tired of the copycats.... 🤦‍♂️ AI voice Sam sounds so cursed!

Like bro you see the video notifications and your mouth drops

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Honestly tho every upload is worth the wait even if the wait sometime sucks💀

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Lol dumb bot chain

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At least we will know where he is this time, our fridge.

@@tacotaco288with the rest of the bodies

is that a common type of friend?????

​@@yoshikiddoodoofartI can be like that sometimes to be honest, one time after not talking to a friend for about 2 years I just randomly popped in to message them and basically said, "I'm gonna be visiting your area soon so wanna like hang out?" and he was like, "Dude I thought you were dead."

@@KingNedya Did your friend say yes?

Leave the bot alone. Report it and move on. Don't waste time on the thing that can't hear you and wouldn't care even if it could hear you.

@meattOfficial what??

Yeah, me and all the other cool kids in school just constantly talk about Zhang Zongchang, so this video is a real godsend

@@atomiic39 just a bot.

Fascinating, I always like to learn knew things. That reminds me of the invention of running in 1867, when Johnathan Running tried to walk twice at the same time. Or was it 1967? Irregardless, these innovators paved the way to a future that made it much easier to slaughter your enemies with superior technology.

@@AfricanLionBat Knowledge, of course, didn't exist until Tai Lopez tried to read two books at the same time in his garage.

@@AfricanLionBat why the fuck are both of them called Jonathan?

Amd that since traditional Chinese often reuses the same characters for vastly different meaning, leaving a lot to both context and inflection to make a proper interpretation, could have been making some very obscure puns. But there's been 100 years of study to his works so I doubt it there was any deeper meaning that had been missed.

Doubt

The deleted part he's talking about: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AOg5JNc9efk.html

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11 hours later and he's at 1.2mil

I love that game.i hate that I can't watch the raiden vamp fight. Vamp isn't a word that means anything related to sexuality and vamp is a straight up vampire asteticly and power wise. If your words are true this is one of the stupidest Kojima things which is saying alot. Second to diehearttman a guy who dies by stopping his heart.

​@@lilsamyjohnOP isn't lying, it's in a codec call with Iroquois "Totally not Snake" Pliskin. It is a true Kojima moment.

@@lilsamyjohnmight be due to the fact that ace and bi people don’t give as much of a fuck, and as such choose to have the coolest names known to mankind

​@@lilsamyjohnyou are confusing Die Hard Man and Heartman

​@@Justifier925 😂 what?

the only difference i saw between videos were shadows on characters

Well to be fair within those 7 years he has made like 3 videos total

The backgrounds are a bit better

animation might be an overstatement

This is the most toxic relationship Ive had

Well I mean, also oversimplified

CoryxKenshin

Michael Reeves

​@@anxiousbottle Well to be fair, no offense to Sam, but Oversimplified's videos probably take a lot longer to make

Lmao

That armored train was pretty horrifying.

Ikr he said his next post would be on 2025 and he messed it up.

stg i was just scrolling through his channel like a week ago wondering if he'll post soon

That funny tingle you get in the back of your neck when someone sneaks up behind you

He always seems to post around midnight and I've so far made it a habit this year to run into the house and scaring the shit out of my half awake fiance to tell her there's a new Sam video

don't count out steve1989

@@Jultsu hes been posting more recently

JonTron?

@@TCGJAyandGian131 nvm

oh you mean frilly shoulder pads

@@JoelFeila STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Xidnaf

Sam and Coryxkenshin

@@hwithumlaut8288 Did that bastard come back? I mean this endearingly

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jontron

Or 2 years

@@Ryverr64116 months it is

What people don't know is Sam is a quadriplegic and creates all these videos by blowing into a straw and raising his left eyebrow, give him a break.

Agreed. Some of the knock off channels are pretty decent, but nothing comes close to the Sam.

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I was gonna like it but its 69 sorry :(

Nvm

*10 months, have you not seen his other most recent video?

​@@horndog252He threatened to return in 2025 in that video

나를 알아차리다 naleul al-achalida

Sounds about right.

The deleted part he's talking about: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-AOg5JNc9efk.html

@its-timesound unsafe I ain’t clicking that

He's still uploading faster than Oversimplified

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Right? Hope he’s doing well

weirdest of replies ever but; is this actually an autistic trait? i've got a pal who's recently been suspected to have autism. and it's forever driven me nuts how they pretend their friends don't exist for ages then come back and still want to maintain friendship levels as normal.

@@Spamhard There's no forgetting people so that part is inaccurate, it's just need-management. Autism makes daily life, which for most people can be considered a bit dull, as very intensely exhausting. The tendency for isolation and solitude is to cope with this intensity. People are enjoyed tremendously, but only in small doses. This does cause the awkward mismatch of friendship needs but it's not all bad. The love is genuine and they get a lot out of interacting with you. Too much in fact, so they need the break.

and when he remembers, it has already been too long that he thinks it'll be too awkward to come back for no reason

I feel called out lol

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well if you quit procrastinating so much you might do a better job. Would lose your random brag though.

@@john_smith_john I wish it was procrastination. The project involved a lot of self-studying and I mean a lot of self-studying plus I've got 5 other modules to worry about. I am also trying to have a bit of a normalcy while doing my studies.

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About 1 month back

Very true.

Cause his poetries are just vulgar and funny in Chinese. Another 1 poetry by him: To say how many women I have, I ain't know nothing. Yesterday a kid called me daddy, Donno who is his mommy.

he was the creator of your mom jokes. legend

Clearly his poems aren't being read in schools because of the school system only teaching literature written by white dudes. It's really a huge problem, this is a perfect example of masterful work not being studied because the author isn't white. I'm certain that's the only reason it's not being taught, I can't think of any other reason why they'd keep these poems out of the curriculum.

Never expect the return of sam.

that's why he said he'd be back in 2025, he knew that his next video could take years to complete

that but unironically. Hemingway is shit

This poem is very mistranslated though, most shandong natives tend to translate as "I will" rather than "go" on the last line.

This. This is the best comment here regarding Sam's uploading schedule. Beautiful ❤️😂