The Tim Hawkins Podcast - Episode 108: The Quaffed Dark Lord 

The amount of Christianized musicals/plays you've come across deserve their own tier list, in my opinion

“Do you go to Mt. Rushmore and think finally someone with my size head”? Lol!!!

Lol! “He looks like the rocks behind him”. This podcast has me in tears.

You mentioned every one of my favorite shows. But, you guys won over all of those! For now…❤

Tim! Our family was at your show a few years back at Grace Church in Eden Prairie MN. My husband and I had legit laugh attack and could NOT stop. You are absolutely hilarious.

Hey, y'all! Ive been watching Tim Hawkins comedy since bananas 1. Really, really love the christian curse words bit, yoga pants, and pretty pink tractor...sound of Starbucks is also excellent (really like the piercings that keep changing). I am a mail carrier and listen to 99% of the time to RU-vid while I deliver, and I am really enjoying the podcasts with your family. I super appreciate when you had to excuse your french to say "pissed." Thank you for being a real person (also found it absolutely hilarious when y'all were talking about ho ho Kardashian). I am, however, trying to find the podcast and time of the part you guys talked about the cartoon (wacky something) with the laughing dog what apparently sounds like one of you guys, so that I can show my husband; all that laughter was so contagious. Darn, I'll just have to re-listen to what I've heard already. Please keep doing these, they make my day brighter. Hope to see you live someday.

We have been loving the podcast my husband looks forward to it every Monday! We did children's musicals at my church when I was a kid that I was apart of.... Cringing just thinking back on it 😂

Absolutely love love love you!!! Seen you live and met you twice!! You are such a comedic blessing and I can't wait to see you again in person!!!

Hey guys! First of all LOVE the pod. Please keep doing it till you all are old and gray. Or at least till Liv and Luke are gray! Anywho, small note…I’ve noticed that Liv’s podcast drink of choice is Propel, Tim’s is coke, Heather’s is Camu Camu, i’m curious what Luke’s is?? 🤔

The flute woman reminds me of when my friend got baptized and after she went under the water this guy came out of nowhere and started playing his trumpet for a solid 5 minutes- no one knew where he came from or why, the pastor and my friend were super confused and everyone kinda just slowly stopped clapping and waited for him to finish. I never did figure out what song he was playing.

The song that the lady was singing in the "Simba Easter show" was by Shakira, not Adele. Also, our family loves you guys! My 13 year old daughter recently saw me watching this video (usually we listen in the car) and she said, "That's Tim Hawkins? I thought they were all the same aged people talking either each other!" LOL!

You guys needs to find the video of the pastor that shoots the Easter bunny and Santa during his sermon 😂

Hey Guys! Love Tim and All Ya'll Hawkins Family! You guys always make my Mondays brighter. I just saw Tim perform in Syracuse NY and showed him my special Camu Camu Shirt, I'll try to send them to you guys out there in Missouri but I don't know Ya'lls address. 😢

New segment idea, RU-vid search history roulette, and everyone gets to watch a clip of the RU-vid video as well.😂

Lol your podcast I’ve been listening since the beginning back when you were on the bus . But I by far love the family podcast . Liv is hilarious she reminds me of my daughter

My cousins are pastors and at their church they had to ask a lady to leave because every Sunday she’d crow like a rooster during his message. He kindly asked her to stop but she said it was the Holy Spirit doing it. He then replied -I’m sorry but the Holy Spirit doesn’t interrupt Himself 🤦🏻‍♀️

Watching "The Dick Van Dyke Show"?! 🎉 My 1st favorite comedian.

They’re not “giving” them the gospel. They’re “LIVING” the gospel before they very eyes.

Hey Tim love the podcast. Can you please sing the fire ant song on the pod?? That’s how I was introduced to your comedy so many years ago.

“Steroid crunch”. 😂

Question for Luke and Liv, what is your favorite thing to hit at the gym? And are you into powerlifting?? Also what’s your best PR if you are doing powerlifting?

California king quaff. I can not. 😂

The lion king bit was a song that Shakira sang lol .

Day one of asking for t shirts 🤣

You are so clearly of the devil Tim Hawkins, planting subliminal Freemason ideas into young impressionable minds!!! You played the beginning of Sweet Victory and I immediately had to go and listen to it. I don’t know what you’re doing but by all that is holy you’re DOING IT!!!!

does Jackson play video games? if so which ones?

*Coiffed

More of Tim & Liv. Less of everybody else. Especially Luke’s hairy legs. Thanks. 👍🏼

First off, love the show. Tim, you're hilarious. May I follow it up with a suggestion? I believe poddy break is one of the funniest podcasts to ever exist--Natural, wild, and cultivating comedy. So it is a little clear why the Tim Hawkins Podcast isn't as highly rated or nearly as funny when the two are put rt beside each other. Tim doesn't have anyone to bounce his "silliness" off of. If you listen to Caleb in the first 30 episodes of poddy break, he sounds like Olivia and Luke all 108 episodes. A lot of comments about how dumb a joke is, or stopping Tim mid-bit. Or giving no reaction to him bringing the crazy. Of course this doesn't mean they are not brilliant and talented. I just believe that Caleb eventually understood that what Tim and Aaron Willis and Daren Streblow, etc all bounced off each other was hysterical and not just stupid... Tim put it, "silly." Eventually, Caleb learned to let it flow and then ultimately he added to it. And it is pure gold now. Mr. Hawkins needs a little help on the comedy side. The best episodes are Tim and Spencer. And Tim and John Branyan when he came in. Love you guys. Mrs. Hawkins...you are my fav :)

Remember y'all, Reddit is not a real place. ;)

Really? No one told a joke about Sam looking like "The Rock"?

Grandma?

Nobbies 😂😂😂😂😂

I don’t like children but suddenly have a desire to feed them……

FIRST

I grew up Catholic ,so no crazy church stories. Mass is the opposite of crazy