So brave of Starscream to personally vet and inspect Lord Megatron's packages for any dangerous contents. He truly is the model for a brave, loyal Decepticon soldier.
As dumb as Megatron's plans were in G1, they'd have a MAAAASSIVE off-screen kill count. Like the time he moved the planet closer to the sun, or he drained the planet's heat mining crystals and it was snowing in the desert, or turned New York into New Cybertron, or cut off all radio communication with the Earth for a day.
Its like the shuttle scene from the movie. I mean none of the deceptacons actually got a kill in millions of years, then got 4. And they pure chilled about it.
What David Marcus needs to realize those series people are making fun of are being officially called documentaries. There’s a good reason why their appearance should be taken more seriously.
NO!!!! SKYFIRE! SUNNY BREEZE'S DAD! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GET LUNAR ROSE SKYSTREAM RIGHT NOW TO HEAL SKYFIRE AND THAW HIM OUT! GET HIM ON TOP OF A MASSIVE HEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!