Sidious: *Admits to killing someone in their sleep.* Also Sidious (immediately after that murder confession): *Thinks they don't have anything to convict him with.*
Man, you for real just wrote the original scene, with barely any jokes, solely so you could replace it with some of the hardest bars ever for the thesisverse. Love it.
Order 66 is to fill the final proses determining Anakin’s thesis and marking it as invalid on the ground of being fundamentally flawed (and written by a little bitch) sending him on a rampage to destroy the foundation of the system that rejected him
One of Palpatine's political aides is going to either get fired for giving windu the green light to attempt an arrest, or get promoted for giving windu the greenlight knowing that he would resort to using a saber so Sidious could do his signature "backwards corkscrew spin and scream" that got him elected in the first place. We all love to see it.
I believe I know how the ending of "Return of the Jedi" will play out. Darth Vader shall not be needed to throw Palpatine down the shaft. He'll do that himself, when Darth Vader finally finds a receptive audience for his thesis-his own son.
With all the Civil War stuff in the past, you'd think they would make owning a Confederate flag and sympathizing Southern traitors illegal too. Unfortunately, that's an important part of maintaining a democracy: protecting the speech and expressions of people we would otherwise deem evil.
"The Jedi Order? We're just a few cold, unfeeling cogs that help the wheels of justice turn. Cracking you open and grinding you into a fucking powder." "The legislation and name change documents confirming you to be The Senate will be on your desk first thing tomorrow! And let me tell you something, motherfucker, *You won't last that long.* Why did those two lines go so hard?
Even after trash talking him for 2 minutes straight Mace had the presence of mind to still respect the mix up in that opening that Palpatine pulled off.
Sentenced to the 2h thesis... wich I hope comes to pass. Ty seals are good.. please do a 2 hour thesis video and I'll try regardless to convince regardless gale to make his over 9 hour movie on the ginosaji