20,000 words per minute isn't possible. Fun line though. But even with textual pattern recognition, NO ONE is reading 333 words/second.

"What, did you join a boy band?" Gets me every time. Hotch is so deadpan and he drops the line so casually....it's fantastic! Thanks for putting this together. Makes me think it's time for another rewatch!

The fact that Morgan found a woman who isn't intimidated by Garcia is an amazing miracle.

Walker Cynthia Martinez Donna Jones Brian

He is the only guy I can like hearing this from

tony ziva and mcgee were just such a joy to watch together

My neck nearly snapped with the whiplash from “You’re my bitch now 😘” to “I worked the case Daddy, just like you said.” 😭

"He' so life like"

What id give to be called mamas😭😭

Talvez encun̈tres la o fantasma de umcolegate que trasformou CUBA no BORDEL 0da AMERICA

Ilove you i misse you disseste -me tu....E quando querias que te þrasse dai que te þrouxesse para minha casa.... So tu podes brin̈car eu não Alias nunca transaste com um homem casado? Mas foste ɓurra nao entendeste nada do qque ves b na obsesessiva vigílancia dó meu telefone O quechan̈as a isto Ate aapagas as conversas que estao ne meu celll O que cĥamas a isto ? Se pensares m Nos crimes que tens cmetido adivinhas o sitio perto da tua mansãe que estou a pensar

Saɓes ou não AMORAL NAO CONFIES MUITO N̈O PODER DOS BURGESSOS MALCASAOS QUE ALIMENRAM O TEU NEGOCIO

E 🎉aínda armas VTIMA PSICOPATA AMORAL VA DENUNCIA-ME SOU EU CARLAROCA 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉RI-te ri-re usaste abusvamente o meu numero e mail .isto e CRME em qualqwer parte do mundo O que acoteceu a grande ziva para se dediçar aum negocio de ACOMPANĤANTES DE LUXO ? SIM SOU EU CARALAROCA SABES QUAL O SITIO PERTO DE LOMBARD STREET P emque eestou a pensar?

Clark Cynthia Wilson Ruth Clark Brian

"Ya look like one, Ya smell like one. Smell that?" *sniff* "Hoodrat."

I was hoping for the episode where they are in sexual harassment training and the inspector starts quoting Garcia and Morgan. Garcia’s face then is just too perfect!

Williams Sharon Harris Dorothy Thomas Melissa

Smith Robert Allen Karen Perez Brian

Young Angela Miller Kimberly Garcia Kimberly

Young Steven Hernandez Charles Thomas Brenda

Hernandez Frank Allen Mary Thomas Laura

"This and it's is calm doctor"

I really liked the exchange from the first epsiode "you think i can't do my job?" "I think you can't be two people at the same time" when talking about PTSD.

The show would've been so much better without Reid & Garcia. Every time they were onscreen it was a cringey slog of useless emotions.

the first couple of seasons were so good

Wilson Melissa Lee Betty Gonzalez Ruth

Tony - Bono's not a Brit.

Wilson Jeffrey Perez Nancy Wilson Betty

MORGANS CUTT OFF SCREAM AT THE END LMAO-

White Mark Johnson Thomas Jackson Melissa

Williams Mary Anderson Shirley Gonzalez Deborah

Munch is the only partner who can handle Mayhem.

Jackson Eric Brown Jennifer Walker Donald

This bit did not age well. Even at the time I found their fake sexual flirting utterly nauseating. Today, it also seems cartoonish.

Jones Lisa Allen Frank Thomas Sharon

I love how Tony acknowledges his obsession with correcting Ziva and can't help but question it.

Jackson Frank Johnson Mark Davis Gary

Super gegnial five 0❤❤❤❤

Harris Jeffrey Smith Edward Lee Nancy

Love them all ❤❤

Love it ❤❤

2:10 what episode?

These two were great together great comedic duo in a rough and tough job of being police always made me die laughing

Hoppers mine❤

There is a SMURF war had me hollering 🤣😭😂

Lewis Jose Perez Cynthia Thompson Steven

"talk dirty to me" lmao 😭😭

jack: “im you daddy” hotch:😠

Perez Barbara Lewis Thomas Perez Eric

Brown Matthew Harris David Anderson Linda