Our president in Mexico.

Hi Paulllll!! Long time no see! I lost track of you when you left YT for that f**** patreon, and I stopped following you. But now I stumbled upon you again and it was wonderful! Know why? Because I got all your rambling. My English is definitely good now, I tell you. You proved that to me. Your f*** accent from Canterbury or Canterrrrr biureeeee à la Francais is a walk in the park to me. You know what I mean!?!?!? Ok, so welcome back and maintenant je vais à acheter a title for the transports....buhahahahaha. Not even a fuckin Italian could translate that so awfully! Ciao Giuseppe from Verona

1:24 she sais Almelo

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Here the prescription from a GP is called here "script" Yes, we have to get script first before for example to get PT. At 75, I've outlived 5 GP's. I have a new one, but he's 60+. I'm sure I'll be hunting down another one soon.

Thanks for standing still you wanker

Cet accent Français absolument IMPECCABLE, c'est troublant... Donnes des cours a Sebastian Marx !

I thank that 'it depends' relates to La Bise (combien de bises on fait selon les régions). A bit sad to miss my tuesday/wednesday mood boosters, hope you'll come back very soon ! Enjoy your holidays, Paul ! And godspeed for the marathon 🍀

Good luck with the shows 👏🏽

Bye bye Paulie. Hope to see you again in September. All the best for your marathon and Summer gigs. Thanks for all your lovely free content.

Urinal hot drink is not a translation, it is a cranberry drink with a goal of having a healthy urinary system.

Was proud to give this video a 38th like but straightaway it turned into a 39 😒🤣

Wishing all the best with your ventures! Hope to see you again on ytube too))

Why all the swearing?

its 3 am, im hear this while playing clash of clans. hahahahah. and i dont undersstandd a thing.

I love British insults... instantly subscribed 😂😂

In Russia it's always 3 kisses

The funny thing is about 8 years from now Louise will remember how fabulous that "shit" vacation was. You'd be scratching your head.

Why the hell would you go to Thailand. I'm sure there are plenty of places in Italy, southern France or Croatia. You couldn't pay me to go to Thailand.

But the worst part is when French people make fun of you BECAUSE YOU PRONOUNCE IT CORRECTLY!!It always gets under my skin!!!😅

Those aren't stage stories, those are real stories lol. It's clear he spent time in QC.

Perhaps pissing in a violin could be analogous to pissing in the wind? Wasted effort or something that backfires.

Saw you at the MOC in London last night, loved the bit with the nursery rhyme book! "Les rosbifs!"

Its because regular french words are more advanced than their english counterparts and nobody uses those words

Avoid Paris like the plague

And French is a badly pronounced Italian. If you think in that way.

Can't really comment on the métro but im glad you are touring but sad that it's 100% English!!

American here. This is my favorite slang word. It's is hilarious, and most Americans are oblivious to its definition, especially to those most deserving of the title.😂 Thank you for the French word. I'll add it to the arsenal. 👍 Much love from Arkansas my friend.😊

The n word

I think it's unlikely someone would think "rebecoming" isn't an English word. "Indispensable" is one football fans might be familiar with.

crispez vous = cramponez vous

The bee’s knees would be « C’est la crème de la crème »… week ok Linda said it on the live. Well done 🎉

Paris will always be old fashioned not updated with anything...

I work for Paris metro (metro driver) If you have any complaints : it's Ile de France Mobilités the problem not RATP, not SNCF. It's just a remember to everybody ! They just apply what IDFM say. BUT, IDFM said they will simplify ALL of this in a near future : for exemple they will simplify the zones, passes, tickets... pay as you go will be available everywhere in Ile de France... but I don't know when...

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I'm coming for the olympics and I am terrified I'll have to queue for hours on my first day for a navigo pass when I arrive at Gare de Lyon. Feel like I need to do a PhD to work out the cheapest ticket for the travel I need.

‘Paul is like an iPhone’ can be a great improv show

I just loved the fact that Paul started only with a pet peeve. Also, thoughts and prayers to Paris Metro users

Goood, don't even get me started. Yesterday I bought a return ticket to Paris, on my way of course the ticket got demagnetised. I spent 20 minutes in queue, because no wanted was able to help quicker. I missed 2 trains. Once I was nearly at the end, the guy sent me to another window. The woman was so 'lovely'. Another guy then told me that I can buy the recharge for tickets for metro in the machine. I told him that I don't have a card to put it on, he said I don't need one...I went to the machine and even though I speak French I gave up, because there were too many options.....I was done...I gave up, next time perhaps.

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