The fact that I'm nonbinary femme biromantic asexual and my first crush was on my female swim teacher at the YMCA...😅 and I /still/ thought I was straight until I was in high school...😂 this is very relatable. 😂❤
Y’know what makes the last one even funnier? I’ve read that “Fitz” is a prefix traditionally used to name illegitimate children, so Fitzherbert likely wouldn’t even be eligible to inherit. Bro literally didn’t even have to murder him, he just wanted to be a dick.
Not for nothing but can we point put that Jk Rowling wrote about Angelina Johnson, the captain of the quidditch team after Oliver Wood, Katie Bell and Alicia Spinnet(i think) as their own group of three with Angelina clearly and possibly the other two, being people of color when they had Pansy Parkinson comment on Angelina's long braids, saying 'why would i want my hair looking like a bunch of snakes' Where were these girls that have been holding up the quidditch team for years besides Fred and George
"Everyone knows that the Weasleys are so poor you guys eat cereal with a fork so that you can save milk" had me rolling on my bedroom floor for sure😂😂😂
We all know that Dumbledore would be boss and Nicki Minaj would be blasted in the best music and McGonagle would just be controlling Albis Because she literally does his job for him?
How did y’all get Tom Felton in this? Did y’all just walk down the street dressed as Draco Malfoy and Professor McGonagle and did tom Felton just walk up hi Professor McGonagle hi me.
All of these comedy lines bellow had me crying 😂😂 "Naruto Run! And " Ah, abuse!" -Hazza P "Mild doormat lover" and "Immortal love Rodd" Also shaming Malfoy's father: "Becky with the good hair!" "Hey sev, do u want to build a snowmaaan?." "Hey hagrid, what time they comin to cut my nails?" "Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?" "I have been teaching Malfoy for 4 years and it still takes self restraint not to turn him into a dodo and leave him in the forest."😂 "Ben della creme-ugh I mean fleur delacore." "I think we could do it if try🎶" "Omg look how fit he is, were getting married." "What's got ur wand in a knot?" "Chapstick up those dementors and send him to azkaban!"😂 "Nah, that's just cuz we didn't feed him." "Were u dropped on your head as a baby dolores, did your parents not love u, if u were my baby I would have left u on a doorstep, no offense potter, I didn't want to leave u there." "NOT THE CHA CHA SLIDE, IT'S TO POWERFULL." had me rolling on the floor dying 😂😂
Reminds me of my own 11 year old self reading my friend wattpad one direction story and how cool i thought she was for writing on it every day after school 💀
