I need a clear-cut answer to this question it's a serious question and it's very difficult for me to ask a serious question because I do so much better on silly..... Can I have your permission to try an online experiment experiment to raise a million dollars you get the money when it gets to the million, you have to use some of the money to buy airplane tickets and passports and everything for me to come there and for you to teach me. The serious part that won't raise any money is for you to teach me to fly an epsilon 9. I have no way to raise the money online being serious serious. That's a serious foundation a million dollars split two ways fund so two people can go out and fly. I'm 65 years old. 1 + 50 + the board I'll die next year. If I don't raise all the money before I die you can just take it and go fly without me and once in awhile I want you to come screaming down at the ground and a straight line full on and then when you get 1 ft above the ground on something besides a mustache wing jam on their brakes and flare that thing like you haven't got the sense God gave a goose. Do a parachute landing fall. No matter what do the parachute landing fall and then stand up and scream"I've soiled my pants" and think something nice about me because I didn't live long enough to get enough money to go with you. If you give me permission to go online and make a giant fool of myself acting silly to raise money and you just go get all the money yourself it might be serious money I might not be dead but it's still silly.. I'm not a gangster but I play one in a small town. If somehow I cry and roll around on the ground and make a fool of myself and raise 990,000 $ and you just take it and run off and fly all over in the sky and be happy and I don't get anything but laughed at I'll settle for that. I've been working on this theory for a long time and it's worked out well for me. I went to the Sturgis motorcycle Hill climb riding my BMW 750 street bike. I drove it like a gravel road gangster 100 mph. I dominated last place, for for 10 years. The two guys in my big motor classic beat me didn't win any sponsorship that I knew of. I won $40,000 worth of camping, access to half a million dollars worth of tools to work on my hill climber. There's 400,000 people at this rally and I was famous enough to get all that for 40 years after my bike died in the 80s. After my friends passed away and I had nowhere to go another person knew me from town and I give him $100 for $3,000 worth of camping every year. He's not as wealthy as my former sponsor.) I want to start a very silly story line. You get to be the saint the angel that flies through the skies. I will be the bad guy that wants to go good so much if only had a gentleman pilot an angel that fly through the sky. There are a lot of women out there and they think that you should teach me a lesson for being a gangster and so heavy-handed, so rough and course, when I touch my tender beloved epsilon 9. You on the other hand are a gentleman pilot. You have that mustache wing wiggling around like a yoga instructor when you fly through the sky you can tell she loves you because of the way you fly. I want to be like you Corey I don't want to be a ham-fisted ogre I just didn't understand. I didn't know it was wrong and it wasn't good for everybody if I came down out of the sky with no foreplay and made her flair right in front of everybody on demand. I want to repent I want to know better but I don't have enough money. There's some romantic woman out there. She saved up a ton of money and now she can't find anyone attractive that doesn't have more money. She's watching Corey she wants to watch you make a gentleman flyer out of a ham fisted ogre of a pilot. She won't give the whole million dollars even though she could but she'll watch me cry online and she'll watch me beg for a chance a second chance and she'll put some money in to keep watching the show and see you help me stop being naughty. It doesn't matter you can do whatever you want I think you're honest enough that if I can't raise the money before I die you'll take it and fly around and have a good time and think of me once in a while. I think you're honest enough if I asked you first and I roll around on the ground and make a fool of myself and I said in the money and it stacks up as fast as I'm hoping you'll take me on as a student and use the money to feed us and everything like that. That's why it's a serious question can I do my online drama experiment to raise a million dollars so we can just roll around and spend it flying?
Mark you little gangster. If you raise 100,000 I’ll come and pick you up and take you to an easy soaring site with your Epsilon 9 lady friend, we can stay there until you’ve got it under control. And I think I could have you flying a Moustache in a reasonable amount of time. You have my permission, go for it.
@@CoreySymes Thanks Corey for getting back to Us.I grew up at Mona Vale bch next to Nth Narra and everytime I.See a Headland a beach 9 outa 10i get it Right even interstate Take Care Mate. 🪂
Hey Parakite dude! Im a parakite dude too 😎 Ive been one but I was on my way to Poland, we only had two days there and the wind wasn't quite right. Maybe one day I'll be back. Looks amazing. Are you based in Sweden?
Ripped the whole tip of my moustache off on grass that grew in the springtime on the side of the hill...😭 I was surprised how fast and tall it grew...🤠🙉🙊🙈
That was fabulous. To cut that delicate balance between keeping the lift, and coming in at such a steep angle. I watched another guy do the exact same thing and I was screaming parachute landing fall at the screen just like I was screaming it here except he broke a leg. Love to all of you on this channel. I'm working on my ground handling, I live in the devil's anus as far rotors. I have to scout my own launch sites. I got two chances of dominating the sky with my epsilon 9 over my homelands.slim and none. I already spent my life savings on this, and I watch these videos over and over. I hang on every word I read every comment. When I get my license, I'm going to have slim fattened up to a fat chance. I once had a 35 ft wide military cargo chute. I wore it out flying it on a rope. I bet if you could get it into the air and throw it out for the reserve you could just use the regular Wing to down plane and land anywhere. It only weighed 20 kg.
Hey Mark my mate. Timmy here is flying a BASE canopy, they don't glide much, pretty well straight down when its windy. Devil's Anus sounds like a rough spot, i guess it'd be warm though 🖖
@@CoreySymes when I did tethered tree flights, on a round chute, the wind shifted continuously about 15° on each side of center. It didn't matter how fast or how slow. I hung in a blizzard about 4 hours. It was an amazingly good time. I think on that ocean front where you're talking about the breeze is so regular I would just be sitting there on a bag full of junk in the are barely moving around
You fly a wing enough you start to understand it. I fly about 400 hrs per year. Couple that with being fascinated with birds and wanting to be one, and I guess it's inevitable.
@Strickalator each has their positives. Paraglider’s fit into a bag, and take a couple minutes to setup. Hangliders can take 20mins to setup and they are 6m long and 15kg +
I can hold it in a parachutal stall. When I bring my arms up it recovers and build energy again. I need to allow a couple of metres for this to happen though.
