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Car-based waffle, spannering and road-tests featuring either my own cars, or visiting cars owned by friends or customers.

50% Citroen based, 10% TVR, 5% Hillman Imp and 35% everything else.

Videos have no schedule, but if they happen to release, they'll always go live @ 5...pm (UK time, aka 1700hrs) weekdays, or at some random algorithm-killing time on weekends.

For merch, more info or to contact me, visit: www.ihaveansm.com

(because I have a Citroen SM)

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Every time I spend money, I lose!
15:18
21 день назад
Meet Dumpit: My new car!
43:49
Месяц назад
The easiest classic Citroen to own?
26:56
Месяц назад
Activa Fail! MAJOR high pressure leak appears
17:27
2 месяца назад
Stop the Press! HILDA is working again!
32:37
2 месяца назад
My BAD luck continues!
12:29
2 месяца назад
WHY does Hilda overheat?!
28:24
2 месяца назад
STORYTIME: My CAR week from HELL
34:40
3 месяца назад
CLEMENT TIME 13: It's over
36:32
5 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@tboneisgaming
@tboneisgaming 22 минуты назад
What a fantastic story. I really like Citroën's like this. To me French cars are either quirky, fast or both. I remember having a G reg Citroën XM 2 litre manual with leather interior. I loved how unusual it was. Some of the styling reminded me of a D'Elorean. The car looked like something that belonged in the Jetsons. That single column steering wheel was novel and a great idea. It was an education to drive. The handbrake is a footbrake to the left of the clutch. Stopping at moving away traffic lights left your feet doing something very different. The brakes were electrically power assisted. You had to be sensitive to them. The whole car rose like a hovercraft on a cold start. The suspension was brilliant over speed bumps and the harsh concrete motorway surface of the M42. It wasn't the most reliable car by any stretch of the imagination. However, if I had the chance to drive an XM, CX, BX of that era, I'd jump at the chance. With a sympathetic bank manager, specialist mechanic and garage to put it in, I'd have one.
@YeCannyDaeThat
@YeCannyDaeThat 22 минуты назад
Gives me 90's rover 400 seires vibes.
@darrentaylor6382
@darrentaylor6382 24 минуты назад
Psa group make great cars, but the engines on the newer models are rubbish. Such a shame
@darrentaylor6382
@darrentaylor6382 26 минут назад
For a car with this many miles for the very little amount of smoke coming out the back is incredible. My 2009 peugeot 207 diesel belched out smoke. This car should be saved
@ydnallah1541
@ydnallah1541 Час назад
Calling paddy McGuinness a comedian is comedy in itself.
@thomasalbrecht5914
@thomasalbrecht5914 2 часа назад
I worked at Citroën at the time of the Activa and remember a nice story I heard from the after sales department. They had a customer complaining that his car would be slightly tilted on level ground. When he brought it to the workshop, they wouldn’t find anything wrong with the Activa system, but they could confirm that the car was effectively tilted. The cause was only discovered when an expert visited the customer at home. He lived on the top of a hill that was shaped like a cone, and the road to his house went up the hill in a spiral. So when the man drove away in the morning, he would drive the first minute always in a curve to the same direction. The Activa system uses the first minute of a drive to calibrate itself, on the assumption that the vehicle will occasionally lean left and right, and stay level most of the time. You can imagine the rest….
@apu_apustaja
@apu_apustaja 3 часа назад
1st rule of TV: everyone who works in TV is an asshole
@Canalsman
@Canalsman 7 часов назад
Thanks Rich. That was surprisingly interesting!
@HowToSaveMoneyOnCarRepairs
@HowToSaveMoneyOnCarRepairs 8 часов назад
Just put some rubber pipe on that rod and the clamp, then put it back on. That is how those African roadside Mechanics would probably do it..! 🤔🤔
@f00tyfr33k
@f00tyfr33k 9 часов назад
Its pretty impressive how over time (~15 years or so) we now have 1.5/1.6 diesels making over 100hp standard and often exceed the economy of the old 90's 1.9/2.0L motors They dont last as long though, thats for sure She does have a gorgeous power curve 😅
@martinneumann7783
@martinneumann7783 11 часов назад
I love French engineering and British repairing of French engineering. 😊
@tims1542
@tims1542 13 часов назад
Just come across this ❤ loved these cars. I had 3 in my younger years. The last was on a J plate and the later edition interior on the GT. Rebuilt the head ported and polished, running on twin dellorto 40 carbs.....epicness to hear and drive. Sold it and have regretted it since that day. I periodocaally check and its one of the few lwft on the toad still in the uk according to the DVLA mot checker. Like has been metioned before though, you don't wanna crash in one! 😅😂
@davidpaulik9877
@davidpaulik9877 13 часов назад
i reaaaaallllyyy enjoyed this video. maybe becouse i own a xantia and i want to own activa.
@chilleddriving1455
@chilleddriving1455 13 часов назад
Please explain how it "measures" engine horsepower. Unless you can prove me wrong, I'm pretty sure it just guesses making the number meaningless.
@evlo8059
@evlo8059 14 часов назад
Maybe you can fill the bushes with urethan (car glass glue), since they do the poly uretan bushes in aftermarket, might work?
@johnwaga3702
@johnwaga3702 14 часов назад
An excellent video, well done!
@Simon-ui6db
@Simon-ui6db 15 часов назад
Had an x reg 1.1 saxo 5 door poverty with the funky interior and different colour seat belts. I swear it was better than my 1.4i 3 door. Electrohydraulic power steering didn't sap that much power surely?. Although I've just put a new exhaust on my 06 206sw 1.4i and she drives much better than the old exhaust that had more holes than donald trump.
@desmondoflynn2862
@desmondoflynn2862 16 часов назад
Fantastically detailed video and description of this amazing suspension system, many thanks! As a previous owner of an early Xantia 1,8i 16V (which burnt oil !) my dream car is a Xantia V6 Activa, almost impossible to find these days, even in Europe!
@michaelcarney6280
@michaelcarney6280 16 часов назад
Citroen BX was a cool car as a kid
@AlexBarrettOWI
@AlexBarrettOWI 16 часов назад
"unique to" rather than "specific to" if that is the case.
@groeacht8525
@groeacht8525 17 часов назад
Ah, I remember those restrictor pipes, sure the 1.6 hdi Berlingo/partner had a similar thing, but couldn't do anything about it because fleet van.
@Invisibleman7
@Invisibleman7 21 час назад
Looking forward too see Dumpit on the rollers.
@grayfool
@grayfool 22 часа назад
A particularly interesting video. Where did that SM come from? ain't not seen that afore.
@owensteele1645
@owensteele1645 22 часа назад
I remember seeing many thousands of Peugeot 405s being prematurely claimed by the 2009 Scrappage Scheme.😢They would still be everywhere otherwise.
@BAGGIES6677
@BAGGIES6677 22 часа назад
On balance a broken control rod in a xantia is probably a better option than a broken rod at Chernobyl 😂 never heard of the activa either, pretty cool
@anakinskywalker4113
@anakinskywalker4113 23 часа назад
Omg I’m laughing quite hard now that you complain about 29c. That’s a warm spring day in Victoria Australia where I’m from. I run a shop in Melbourne & would be very comfortable doing welding at 29c try doing it at 37c-38c then you’re in real trouble.
@dn0682
@dn0682 День назад
By the end of video I realised you came up with the same idea 😂😂😂
@dn0682
@dn0682 День назад
It can be bilt up with weld and machined on lathe.
@ricardosilva-xz1yt
@ricardosilva-xz1yt День назад
Sutch a shame Citroën does not suport their older cars... honestly their accountants are in my opinion not doing a good job. What revenue would company with so mutch classic car caache earn if thy actualy provide suport for their used cars? Missed oportunity in my opinion. Cant they see the old cars are their best marketing tool? And that keeping them on the road is a big part of the new car sales they will be able to make in the future?
@C.I...
@C.I... 21 час назад
@@ricardosilva-xz1yt Maybe they want them off the road; Who would see a classic Citroen and then get a new one? They don’t want their history to show them up.
@ricardosilva-xz1yt
@ricardosilva-xz1yt Час назад
@@C.I... you are probably right... i always tried my best to make my parents proud... that is like saying they want their parents dead as soon as possible to colect the inheritance...
@Zadster
@Zadster День назад
Channel name checks out. Good work!
@Sid3300
@Sid3300 День назад
Couldn’t you rob the Tractiva of these parts? Or will those be just as bad?
@CableWrestler
@CableWrestler День назад
13:10 to 13:20 You need to set your camera/phone to fixed exposure to alleviate the constant distracting (sorry) light and dark random changing of the video.
@UPnDOWN
@UPnDOWN 14 часов назад
It's the selfie cam, it does it by default. It's only a cheap phone I'm afraid.
@KarlHamilton
@KarlHamilton День назад
How's the balloon video coming along? Looking forward to that.
@DrRussell
@DrRussell День назад
Mate. Love your passion for your car. I had a total of 6 rear engined Skodas in Medschool. So many insults. Still loved all of them.
@KarlHamilton
@KarlHamilton День назад
Always wanted one of those.
@dave4803
@dave4803 День назад
McGuinness was a very weak presenter on Top Gear, the only positive about him is the fact he's not annoying like Evans was and a step up, then again an empty cola bottle made a better presenter than Evans so that doesn't say much. Either way I wouldn't take anything McGuinness says to heart.
@nickcollins7568
@nickcollins7568 День назад
Could one find the parts from another Activa that has been scrapped🤔
@tomwinch9107
@tomwinch9107 День назад
Great video, so good to see an Activa dance, Great description and explanation, hard to see a better way to fix the worn arm and keep the angle the same
@johnmoruzzi7236
@johnmoruzzi7236 День назад
Love the APT ! "OK Brian, hit it !" Only in Britain in the 70s !
@UPnDOWN
@UPnDOWN 14 часов назад
I loved the "OK Brian, hit it!"
@johnmoruzzi7236
@johnmoruzzi7236 12 часов назад
@@UPnDOWN You just know the chap's name was Derek...
@chrisdowns1987
@chrisdowns1987 День назад
Book time are the bane of our lives. Vehicle health checks in 0.2 being my absolute favourite. Whole vehicle in 12 minutes, don't stand a chance.
@jasonandreoli4135
@jasonandreoli4135 День назад
Third option on the retention figures for xantia vids, viewers have nodded off while watching and the vid plays through. Not me, obviously, but maybe someone.
@johnmoruzzi7236
@johnmoruzzi7236 День назад
I'm assuming the Brands hatch dissers of the BX were fans of hilarious Northern comic actor and car expert Paddy McGuiness ? I reckon part of the erosion of the control rod was partly down to water collecting in the bush and rotting the metal away, like happens to brake lines under the floorpan where they are clipped in place ? Lots of grease / Wayoyl may help....
@UPnDOWN
@UPnDOWN 14 часов назад
Possibly, who knows!
@jamesward5721
@jamesward5721 День назад
Being a lazy git, I'd rub vaseline onto the worn steel shaft, fit the bush around it, seal the "bottom" with silicone & pour in some epoxy resin to fill the slop. Epoxy fill void, vaseline stop epoxy sticking to shaft, sealant stop epoxy running out till its set.. That or i'd slap windscreen adhesive onto both bushing halves, rub vaseline onto shaft what for not sticking & slap the halves onto shaft what for setting. Either or. Both would end up firmer than Jodie Fosters thighs, with minimal effort. Which is the sort of solutions I prefer.
@jamesward5721
@jamesward5721 День назад
You could start getting all smorty-clogs with the welder & whatnot - but ain't nobody got time for that.
@davidelliott5843
@davidelliott5843 День назад
During late 1980s, I had a BX1.9 GT. Twin choke carb and 105 bhp. It could easily embarrass a Ford XR3i a smaller vehicle with the same power.
@ATRenault
@ATRenault День назад
Lovely cars these! Also I have noticed a lot of R HKV Citroens about, I can think of 6 off the top of my head
@UPnDOWN
@UPnDOWN 14 часов назад
Registered at PSA head office in Coventry I suspect. There are a few Xantias registered in a batch with reg numbers similar to this one.
@ATRenault
@ATRenault 14 часов назад
@@UPnDOWN I have also seen an XM on that batch, R208 HKV
@JohnLawley24v
@JohnLawley24v День назад
Cheers, snorted out my drink with the control rods edit 😂
@bondbug73
@bondbug73 День назад
Great video. You're very good at this "particular" type of educational tech Richard. Found it "particularly" interesting.
@juliendeshouillers6737
@juliendeshouillers6737 День назад
The Best french engime.