Dog: "Jeez you people are thick, how long will it take you to realize, I cannot speak your stupid language and all I want is food and shelter...just gimme the damn food youidiots." People: "Say hellooo, oochie goochie goo!!" Dog: *sigh* "...grunt..." People: "Oochie goochie goochie gooo!!"
*I LOVE THIS SO MUCH.* What a smart and lovely dog. She reminds me so much of my late girl Maisy, who passed in 2022. There is just something so special about the attentive way border collies watch and learn from us, their eyes are so soulful.
lol. we used to get on our dog when he started barking. we had a lot of fruit trees and the birds just flocked to them, so to get them out he'd started 'talking' to them. every now and he'd accidentally go into a bark at the end, but he'd stop and start talking to them again. too smart for his own good...
