Husband Life | Don McMillan Comedy

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.

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Комментарии : 49

@alanm.4298 3 месяца назад

When she was a toddler and was told "no" by her mother, my oldest stepdaughter would throw a hissy fit and repeatedly hit her head on a chair cushion. One time she miscalculated with the wrong chair, caught a wooden armrest, and gave herself a rather nasty black eye. A day or two later, while shopping, a sales clerk asked, "Oh honey, how did you get that black eye?" Her response, "Mommy did it." Small miracle, my wife wasn't arrested for child abuse!

@mellowfellow6816 3 месяца назад

The only comedian, no, human to ever use powerpoint properly

@solidstate9451 28 дней назад

Nico Semsrott is great, too. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-MFQPaN3Slws.html

@Imnotplayinganymore 3 месяца назад

The pie charts about thought distribution are accurate. What we men have to understand is that while we think about one thing at a time, women think about everything all at once. It's a talent we cannot comprehend or master but it's critical to acknowledge.

@tuseroni6085 3 месяца назад

thinking about everything at once is basically thinking about nothing. it's a mile wide and a thimble deep.

@Matt123a Месяц назад

Talent? Yeah, about that.

@bozhidarmihaylov Месяц назад

Yeah 😂 Me: Hi Honey, what are you doing 😊 She: Thinking.. - About? - hmmmmm… 😂

@matsv201 18 дней назад

What I was thinking "he is thinking about sex, but not his wife"

@OrangeDurito 17 дней назад

@@matsv201Hahaha I think you’re onto something here 😂😂

@ericsimonson8540 29 дней назад

Male translator is spot on…😂

@jamesmaass8929 3 месяца назад

So much wisdom regarding the husband / wife relationship. Hilarious but truthful.

@ilangilang7185 3 месяца назад

Laughing from the other side of the globe. Thank you Dom. You are the best.

@cogboy302 3 месяца назад

Side of the globe? Eh? I had just about wrapped my head around the possibility of the earth being flat, seeing as the Flerfers keep telling us all it is flat because they believe it is. Nevermind them using anything as scientific as, well, science. Now you're telling me it has sides? Is it a cube, or could it be a dodecahedron? What next? Will sone lunatic decide it's shaped like a giant hemarrhoid cushion?

@briandeschene8424 3 месяца назад

Your wife’s pie chart with all those high % values reminds me of a line from the one-man play Defending The Caveman: “Women are not bound by logic.” At first some in the audience react like it’s an insult. The actor in turn goes on to explain it is a compliment: “Men *are* bound by logic.” Which means they are trapped and cannot escape it. Whereas women do not suffer from this as a limitation.

@ChessJourneyman 3 месяца назад

You can be an idiot and do something stupid because you are not blessed, excuse me, bound by common sense. A woman doing a shitty job with a ball and a hoop on a small court shamelessly demands a man doing an outstanding job with a bigger ball on a bigger court to take a pay cut to secure her salary.

@OrangeDurito 17 дней назад

They may not be bound by logic but they are firmly rooted in reality which makes it frustrating at times because they cannot imagine what you are trying for them to imagine and shot your hypothetical world building down.

@peterkoch3777 День назад

Girl math😂❤

@laurendoe168 3 месяца назад

Women multitask. All those percentages in the pie chart are accurate - we're thinking of at least three things at any given moment.

@Justincase888 9 дней назад

I first learned I was a geek because I find this guy hilarious

@cortedemico 24 дня назад

2:42 i am hoping you put a red bow on that pac man to make mrs pac man..

@johnmckown1267 3 месяца назад

UGT -- Don's equivalent of the Babblefish

@WesternAustraliaNowAndThen 3 месяца назад

Brilliant and very funny as always :)

@bozhidarmihaylov Месяц назад

😂 with a Baby Spec Sheet 😂

@jasongraham731 3 месяца назад

That’s all SOOOOO true!

@eldonhoward7925 3 месяца назад

Too funny! 😂😂😂

@larryselkirk426 3 месяца назад

I like the tie.

@mikehartman5326 3 месяца назад

Good stuff.

@billschiller6649 2 месяца назад

That was me, I was told by my dad. Where ever your head went, you followed.

@virtual-adam 3 месяца назад

The 2024 version of the U.G.T. would need to be a real complex device 😵‍💫

@jcmee91 2 месяца назад

At that point the models would be "pants wearer to non pants wearer" and "non pants wearer to pants wearer".

@silvermeasuringspoons6462 Месяц назад

Start with "what bloody hell are you?" Then "what wrong with you?"

@crabbypapa3862 2 месяца назад

I told my wife that I can only do three things at once. Breathing, walking, and seeing where I'm going. Anything else is Iffy. Holding her leaves me, standing, breathing, then, usually, thinking of sex.

@laurendoe168 3 месяца назад

In case you hadn't noticed, that child turns 21 this June 13. Be sure to send a birthday card!

@mikaelmartinsson4803 3 месяца назад

😂😂😂😂

@karikasumi888 10 дней назад

😂😂😂

@zevfarkas5120 3 месяца назад

I'd like to order two.

@skydude7682 3 месяца назад

Same thing with my wife 48 hours just to have an emergency C section.

@deathybrs 3 месяца назад

Meanwhile, in 4 months, your son will be legal to drink. How time flies.

@joyceogwe3272 3 месяца назад

The tale of two brains... Most women actually think about everything the whole time simultaneously. So yes, you 80% of the time, the kids 80% of the time, and any other key interest 80% of the time... 😁

@ChessJourneyman 3 месяца назад

Women are no more capable at multitasking or thinking about multiple things at the same time. In fact, men outclass women in any competition with multitasking elements. Why? That's a good question.

@juliabuonincontro8617 Месяц назад

@@ChessJourneymanentirely depends on which kind of multitasking you’re talking about. There are reputable studies from good sources that suggest men being better at certain things like multitasking in video games or manual things that require a lot of switching gears, while women are better at multitasking when it comes to anything communication or information related, switching mental gears. Who has the edge entirely depends on which parts of the brain are being engaged. Which makes perfect sense, because we are wired very differently.