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Married Conflicts | Don McMillan Comedy 

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America's #1 Nerdy Comedian
What do you get when you cross an Engineer with a stand-up comedian? You get Don McMillan. This former chip designer has been doing his one-of-a-kind, PowerPoint-Driven comedy show for audiences for over 20 years. In his show packed with graphs & charts, Don will show you the funny side of your world that has been sitting right in front of you - you are just too busy working to notice. Don graduated from Stanford University with a Master’s Degree in Electrical Engineering. He then went to work at AT&T Bell Labs where he was part of the team that designed the world’s first 32-bit microprocessor. He then moved to Silicon Valley where he helped launch the start-up company, VLSI Technology. Then after 15 years in the tech world, Don quit his job to become a stand-up comedian. That year he won $100,000 as the Comedy Grand Champion on “Star Search”. Don’s been seen on “The Tonight Show”, “HBO”, and the “Comedy Central”. These days, Don spends most of his time writing and performing customized corporate comedy shows for companies like Google, Apple, Amazon, Microsoft, Ford Motors, and Exxon/Mobil. Don has performed more than 800 corporate shows in the last 20 years and he was named the #1 Corporate Comedian by the CBS Business Network.
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Комментарии : 72   
@LordMidichlorian
@LordMidichlorian 23 дня назад
Excited for 512MB RAM upgrade, man this is an old show.
@wat5513
@wat5513 23 дня назад
Oh man. 512MB was where it's at back in the amd socket A era. Nforce mobos baby!
@danijelujcic8644
@danijelujcic8644 23 дня назад
and 2.4 GHz was most likely a Pentium 4 :-)
@volodyanarchist
@volodyanarchist 23 дня назад
You can open another tab in your browser.
@cadmean-reader
@cadmean-reader 22 дня назад
They don't make 'em like they used to anymore
@DaSpeedSter
@DaSpeedSter 20 дней назад
Fr
@xstlady52
@xstlady52 16 дней назад
As a married woman, I am actually on Don's side of the chart, except for the beer (substitute bottle of white zinfandel).
@wartgin
@wartgin 5 дней назад
I'd still prefer a wedding over the Super Bowl and I'd substitute cider for beer but otherwise agree.
@DM-kl4em
@DM-kl4em 22 дня назад
As a fellow engineer, who has also been married for many years, you actually made EXACTLY the right call in those argument examples. You offered suggestions, and then ULTIMATELY respected her decision as final. Making a suggestion is actually GOOD, and HIGHLY PREFERRED, under the strong condition that you don't fight with her if she disagrees. One of the worst things you can do is fail to offer a suggestion and just say "whatever you want to do, honey". She wants to hear a suggestion from you, even if she immediately shoots it down. Making a suggestion shows that you are interested and paying attention. Respecting her decision as final shows that you respect her. As my grandpa (who was married for 62 years) used to say, "You can be RIGHT, or you can be HAPPY."
@tylerian4648
@tylerian4648 21 день назад
Sounds unhealthy if the outcome of every suggestion is her shooting the suggestion down. While she is being respected, the man most certainly isn't.
@l33t007
@l33t007 17 дней назад
Married for 24yrs and this is exactly how my husband handles my questions.😂😂 God I adore that man!
@eng.miroslavmanahilov1730
@eng.miroslavmanahilov1730 15 дней назад
Sounds toxic to me.
@scbane
@scbane 22 дня назад
My grandfather told me "There are a lot of reasons to marry, happiness and a sex life aren't two of them."
@thohangst
@thohangst 7 дней назад
Your grandpa was doing it wrong. To be honest, so am I, but I'm kinda committed to it at this point, 28 years in. Ain't nobody want either one of us at this stage. Dance with the one you brought and all that.
@magnaman80
@magnaman80 23 дня назад
Don, your humor is GREAT. It's original, funny and as a newly wed....ACCURATE. We hope to see you in the Central Texas/Austin area some day. Keep up the good work, people need a break from life and need to laugh more. After all, laughter is the best medicine!
@evanisnor8697
@evanisnor8697 23 дня назад
Great jokes! Love the slides. We're up to gigabytes now man, can you believe it?
@noitallmanaz
@noitallmanaz 23 дня назад
terabytes
@Madi_Ernar
@Madi_Ernar 23 дня назад
Of course he can, he's been present all this time. Our phones now are more powerful than PCs in the past.
@PineappleOnPizza69
@PineappleOnPizza69 20 дней назад
@@noitallmanaz he was talking about RAM, not SSD
@useruser6240
@useruser6240 22 дня назад
Thats just brilliant ,finding new subscribers with the old clips+ little bit of also old clips that didn't shown until now...I'm kidding you r my nerdy comedian.
@elham.p.mohammadi
@elham.p.mohammadi 22 дня назад
The best original clean comedy I have ever seen. ❤
@LesCish
@LesCish 21 день назад
Laura must have read Mad magazine as a child. Seems she fell in love with Don Martin. Love your videos, Don!!!
@Altoclarinets
@Altoclarinets 19 дней назад
512 MB? How many decades old is this?
@devijankowicz9491
@devijankowicz9491 12 дней назад
So? It's still funny.
@Altoclarinets
@Altoclarinets 12 дней назад
@@devijankowicz9491 Never said it wasn't, just curious why it took so long to upload. Man's been on RU-vid over a decade
@devijankowicz9491
@devijankowicz9491 12 дней назад
@@Altoclarinets Oh, heavens... I saw it just now... being busy with the rest of my life in the meantime!
@mrbro9675
@mrbro9675 12 дней назад
@@devijankowicz9491 I was there, it's from 1994. I've met my wife there. After it ended I even met Don and asked for an autograph. Such an amazing night!
@cacheman
@cacheman 3 дня назад
5:31 "Quantifize"... "Quantize"... You were closer the first time.
@janwillem_vl
@janwillem_vl 22 дня назад
That was a good laugh! But the last thing about the wife visiting (nearly) every store just seems unrealistic. I mean, not visiting any store twice? No way.
@wisteria3032
@wisteria3032 2 часа назад
if you follow her route you will find that either she at some point loops back and revisits at least 3/4 of them going in the opposite direction or she is still there. or the battery on the gps stopped working after 3h30m and so we are missing part of the data
@Rising_Pho3nix_23
@Rising_Pho3nix_23 4 дня назад
1:06 You heard it here. Don likes having a prostate check at least once a week. lmao
@mattwright2964
@mattwright2964 14 дней назад
So frighteningly true.
@JT-on7pf
@JT-on7pf 19 дней назад
I have no idea how women are able to look at a freakin' pillow in a store for 25 minutes and end up not buying it because it's not matching the decore. Arent you able to tell right away???
@gardenjoy5223
@gardenjoy5223 14 дней назад
Wait a minute... Have you forgotten, that we've gone through all the options in our house and still in other stores to see if among the 12,331 options there's a winner? Considering the amount of options of combining it with what we already have, of what we could buy as well, and of what color we could paint the wall (and there the drapes come in...), I think 25 minutes is amazingly fast.
@wisteria3032
@wisteria3032 Час назад
it's not the only thing to consider. can we talk about the quality of the pillow? I mean, I will probably not be buying it because of the decor but maybe I could look for a pillow with similar characteristics. Now, let's analize all of them, decide for which ones I will refuse to compromise and which are good but if I find one that looks better in my home then I can compromise on them. Also let's think about the cost/time benefit of actually buying this particular pillow and have new fabric applied instead. Of course I need to think about the probability of finding an altogether better one instead but this probability depends on how many other pillows I have already seen and analysed
@whitewolf1610
@whitewolf1610 23 дня назад
God when it's your show, I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
@moonshade99
@moonshade99 16 дней назад
For all those who are wondering men and women needs equality
@AscheWholeProductions
@AscheWholeProductions 3 дня назад
Yeah, for $5,000 I'd rather sit on the floor or maybe a milk crate.
@organist1982
@organist1982 23 дня назад
I heard the guy(s) trying to nearly heckle you. Have you ever had to deal with a true heckler?
@eldonhoward7925
@eldonhoward7925 День назад
🤣🤣🤣
@gwinbeer
@gwinbeer 23 дня назад
The Dyson handheld vacuum has really changed the vacuuming scene. Now I don't mind vacuuming anymore because it's very fun - versatile, small, reach many more places, watch all the captured dust at the end, and no more pulling long hair from the machine. Worth every penny, but! DO NOT give in to spouse's demands for the latest version. V8 Absolute is more than enough IMO - should be around $300 if you look around
@Chillpillspill
@Chillpillspill 20 дней назад
Dyson is great if you're OK with it only lasting a few years before needing to replace it or make a major repair. I personally don't understand how anyone is OK with that. I prefer products that are built to last.
@wisteria3032
@wisteria3032 2 часа назад
did.... did your wife ever get out of the mall?
@Enjoymentboy
@Enjoymentboy 15 дней назад
I don't know... I've been shopping and I've had prostate checks and shopping has never made me smile. It all depends on who's doing the prostate check and the size of her fingers.
@ymeynot0405
@ymeynot0405 8 дней назад
+
@WarrenValion
@WarrenValion 10 дней назад
You make a brilliant case to never get married
@wisteria3032
@wisteria3032 Час назад
which is why I am showing this to my father and not my fiancé 😂
@throatwobblermangrove8510
@throatwobblermangrove8510 22 дня назад
So you're saying your wife hates to shop? She's a rarity among women in my experience.
@tracyrreed
@tracyrreed 22 дня назад
I don't find humor about men being abused in relationships to be funny anymore. :(
@richrick6168
@richrick6168 22 дня назад
Get over it and cheer up
@humbledone6382
@humbledone6382 22 дня назад
@@richrick6168The whole cuck hold thing gets old
@tracyrreed
@tracyrreed 21 день назад
@@richrick6168 Did you have to ask your wife permission to post that? How often does she let you get your balls out of her purse?
@MrDarthtelos
@MrDarthtelos 21 день назад
I reported that guy for being a dick.
@alternative2104
@alternative2104 16 дней назад
Men who get abused in relationships are not men.
@MyManUtd101
@MyManUtd101 17 дней назад
Wait, 512 MB Ram upgrade and 2.4 GHz CPU??? Mate when was this filmed?
@wat5513
@wat5513 21 день назад
Reminds me of some engineer professor regarding marriage. Savor the pain, it is constant and daily and it exquisite. Haha. Sounds like pages and pages of calculation that makes little sense or something. 15 years old now this vid haha. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-zN7tF8W1B2E.htmlsi=Ci-xyJEJPnkjHjJZ
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