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A comedy show about the NFL, fantasy, and all things football.

I’m Jeff Stoltzfus. I love football and making people laugh. So I make videos. My buddy Kevin is there too but he adds nothing. He just watches. If you can get down with NSFW dad-jokes, sock puppets, and silly voices this might be the place for you.

Check out the playlists:
- NFL Roasts
- Barely News
- Skits & Stories
- Fantasy Football

NFL Justice comes for the Falcons & Eagles
10:30
16 часов назад
Kelce Bros Go Live & O.J. Gets Dead
8:19
2 месяца назад
NFL DRAFT: Biggest Team Needs (2024)
36:16
2 месяца назад
New NFL Rules Explained
9:42
2 месяца назад
Did a ham sandwich just win NFL Free Agency?
11:48
3 месяца назад
Drafting My Guys - NFL Draft 2024
10:55
3 месяца назад
Cam Newton’s fight & Cowboy Losses
7:50
3 месяца назад
NFL Roast: Super Bowl 58 (Chiefs V 49ers)
9:57
4 месяца назад
NFL Roast: Conference Championships
11:13
4 месяца назад
NFL Roast: Divisional Playoffs
12:15
5 месяцев назад
NFL Roast: Wild Card Playoffs
16:04
5 месяцев назад
NFL Roast: 2 points, the UFL & free drinks (W17)
12:30
5 месяцев назад
NFL Roast: Chargers clean house (W15)
12:39
6 месяцев назад
Комментарии
@pendejo6466
@pendejo6466 День назад
What a dope and thorough analysis. In summary: the teams haven't demanded something in exchange for access.
@OutlawSpirits
@OutlawSpirits 4 дня назад
This is stupid the people that run the NFL are absolute fucking morons
@artyfuffkin7805
@artyfuffkin7805 4 дня назад
Can the kick offs 40 yardliners yell MISS IT MISS IT when the ball arrives
@user-ti1iu5jr8e
@user-ti1iu5jr8e 5 дней назад
Bro u to negative and u never played Quarterback or even got draft u talk to much. U don't know nothing until they play.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 3 дня назад
Bro
@user-ti1iu5jr8e
@user-ti1iu5jr8e 3 дня назад
Lol still negative
@mini-14stang34
@mini-14stang34 5 дней назад
You lost me at arod
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 2 дня назад
Excellent
@Supafreshh
@Supafreshh 6 дней назад
😂😂😂 he should lose a toe
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 6 дней назад
Foot tampering
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 6 дней назад
Hope everyone is having a great summer and surviving the non-playing “season”.
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid 6 дней назад
Ayyyyye...almost at 1k Subs!!!! Let's go!!!! Belichick a sugar daddy? 🤣🤣🤣 #samuraipandasports
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 6 дней назад
1k is on the way!!! It’s really an invisible barrier that means nothing but it was my one goal for this year. So I’ll dance a little when it happens.
@nickjulius4260
@nickjulius4260 6 дней назад
i love you
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 6 дней назад
😂
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid 12 дней назад
Lol dude I love that clock video of McDaniel...also Baby Dick is hilarious lol
@opablosilva
@opablosilva 13 дней назад
C'mon, man. It's not like they're coming to play football at an American high school. Just chill.
@thediscodemon357
@thediscodemon357 13 дней назад
No, they're playing at what is essentially a giant ghetto. Clearly, they were joking, and they debunked the whole gang violence-green thing right after. You're the one that has to chill.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 13 дней назад
I like to chill
@MackBoxing-MMA
@MackBoxing-MMA 14 дней назад
appreciate the explanation, thank you sir.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 13 дней назад
Very welcome
@InfiniteInferno
@InfiniteInferno 19 дней назад
No onside kicks unless in the fourth quarter is stupid. RIP surprise onsides
@DMassaIII
@DMassaIII 23 дня назад
Kill Tony's "Kings" line got the best laugh out of me, but holy hell what Edelman said got my best "Roast" grade. It's too bad they were sensitive about Robert. I would have said something about the lady was obviously Amish, and she was just trying to make Kraft cheese.
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid 28 дней назад
WE WILL BAIL YOU OUT JEFF!!!! AND #ripkevin. May the new Kevin be just as weird Also, Bo Nix easily can be the spokesman for Viagra when he retires
@ChewsCarefully
@ChewsCarefully 29 дней назад
Love the flaming team logos. I hope that the Golden Gate Bridge used for the 49ers was a movie still & not a future prediction though. If this identity looks familiar yet strange it's because Yt kept deleting my comments from my previous account without ever explaining why. I can't believe commenting on the NFL poses any danger. But I have been on a "save Fields' career" kick & one aspect of it was pointing out how media & the NFL fans seem intent on never accusing the Bears or Eberflus of doing anything wrong. So maybe Yt are Bears fans too?
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball 29 дней назад
Those images are all AI generated. Originally everything was exploded behind them. I started trying to incorporate pieces from the cities in them. But now I’m thinking that one looks like terrorism. I’m sure I’ll change it to something else in the future. Cheers.
@DMassaIII
@DMassaIII Месяц назад
One thing that sways my personal rankings is that I'm in leagues with semi-significant kick/punt return points. It'll turn a WR4/5 into a weekly flex consideration. Duvernay and Ty Chandler get bumps this year for that, for example. When I did my League podcast, I would mention the advantage when appropriate to do so. Back when AB was already a star, those extra points put my team out of reach. I liked that interesting aspect and nuance. Do your IDP leagues see a great change due to return stats? Don't shy away from highlighting how that might change a late round flyer, the way you broke down alternative schemes for TEs! Ah, the way you break things down > AB broke.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
My leagues do as well. Which I like. It does help with flex and bye week when things can get thin.
@Cali_livin
@Cali_livin Месяц назад
Go Bucs!!!
@doobie176
@doobie176 Месяц назад
Tell me u don’t watch the ravens without telling me u don’t watch the ravens
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Gonna make that picture of me at a Ravens game last season hard to explain then
@doobie176
@doobie176 Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball nah people go to games all the time and not actually watch the games🤷🏽‍♂️ Saying Bateman who was just extended is a loser because the ravens drafted a 4th round WR is a idiotic statement 🤷🏽‍♂️
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
@@doobie176 loser for fantasy football.
@WVsnowboarder
@WVsnowboarder Месяц назад
video looks good just work on your topic(?) sectioning. Around 10:20 in vid it says Panthers and it isn't until about 13:20 that you actually start talking about them.
@Nolaboykris
@Nolaboykris Месяц назад
Bro yo content suck try doing the eye test because u pull up all these stats and u still lost 🤧
@bbcool1016
@bbcool1016 Месяц назад
The saints honestly had the best draft out of the nfc south
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
That’s what a lot of commentators said. High marks from PFF I believe
@drew388
@drew388 Месяц назад
lmao 😂😂😂. you still aint got a qb. falcons have 2 qbs better then yours
@bobbycauffman1325
@bobbycauffman1325 Месяц назад
But yet no one is talking about the saint's doing anything ☠️🤡☠️
@Mr_Don1
@Mr_Don1 Месяц назад
​@@bobbycauffman1325That's actually a good thing. They clearly have the best roster in the division. They just have to get the offensive line figured out.
@bobbycauffman1325
@bobbycauffman1325 Месяц назад
@@Mr_Don1 it's actually not because they won't do anything
@bbcool1016
@bbcool1016 Месяц назад
Kamara will have a better year with a new oc
@kayoyadig
@kayoyadig Месяц назад
This video is really good quality. I expected to look at the subscriber count and it be atleast 5 digits. I wouldn't be surprised if you're there by this time next year. keep the quality content up! also love your takes
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Thanks!
@pcxPOT
@pcxPOT Месяц назад
Mingo should move to power slot and eventually take over for thielen
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
That makes sense. I liked him coming out of college. Hope he can relevant there
@denial6854
@denial6854 Месяц назад
Nahhh we keeping Chubba
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
No!!! I have Chuba in dynasty! Set him free
@denial6854
@denial6854 Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball absolutely not letting Chubba leave the panthers. Miles can go, but it’s gonna be Brooks and Chubba for some years.
@jmane4581
@jmane4581 Месяц назад
Bro, Anybody Ever Tell You That You Look Like Arty Smartypants From Between The Lions? 🤣
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Honestly. I see it.
@japbike736
@japbike736 Месяц назад
Penix is unproven in the NFL. He has never faced an NFL defense . Is he the next CJ Stroud? I doubt it. All the hype will put pressure on Cousins and he don't need that. The big question for me is can our weak ass coaching staff develop a hot shot rookie QB. Morris is an awful hire and Robinson and Lake are in over their heads.. Looks like a long losing season.....again. I could be wrong but I doubt it...
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
I like the Falcons to win the division. Who are you thinking?
@japbike736
@japbike736 Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball I WOULD like the Falcons to win the division and I think we have the roster to do it but not the coaching staff. I just don't understand the Morris hire. He is 21-38 as a head coach and we already fired him once. I was hoping for maybe Bienemy or Slowik or Matt Nagy. Not another retread. I look for Tampa to repeat with the Saints on their tail. The only way we win it is our veteran lineup coaches themselves.
@TyroneBoutte
@TyroneBoutte Месяц назад
You wrong fake falcons fan hater
@japbike736
@japbike736 Месяц назад
@@TyroneBoutte Been a Falcons fan since we took Nobis in 66. I have seen it all and have seen this same crap played out many times over the years. I don't have many seasons left and to waste 2 or 3 more on speculation really pisses me off. If you realized football is a chess game and not checkers you would be pissed to.
@drew388
@drew388 Месяц назад
bro you need to listen to what everyone is saying in practice about him. 😂😂 even kirk giving him praise. his best trait is accuracy and ability to find open reciever really fast
@brianb.8028
@brianb.8028 Месяц назад
Brooks RB1 on the panthers by the Bye
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Love to see it. It would be nice his rookie isn’t capped.
@nicedood614
@nicedood614 Месяц назад
Ade ogundeji was cut
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
After I made the video. No take-backsies!
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 Месяц назад
No starters. I said the exact same thing about the Texans' draft. It's like the 49ers last year drafting almost nothing, as if they think they're already the S-B winners & don't need anything. Not even in the secondary?
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 Месяц назад
1:56 he's a big _WHAT??_ But yeah, that's a good drafting strategy the Panthers used. "More green tea, boss?" That, coffee & diabetes should lead to success.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Well what was he wearing? That big slot
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball Ooh... I'm not sure that's gonna be read properly by everyone...
@kevindumas1743
@kevindumas1743 Месяц назад
Thank you for the explanation, should be interesting, can’t wait.
@mrclean465
@mrclean465 Месяц назад
why did everyone but the Texans have cool icons and we got out meme one that looks like a melted bull
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Sorry to hear you didn’t like it. The graphics keep evolving. What would you expect in the background? A ranch? A river of BBQ sauce? I’ll see what I can do
@mrclean465
@mrclean465 Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball I memeing brother was a good production all around have a good day
@kingkracker1998
@kingkracker1998 Месяц назад
colts won the draft, picking 15 and gettin the first defender. thats like getting the second pick in the draft
@MrUpscaleman
@MrUpscaleman Месяц назад
You go through every pick for the Texans and the Jags and then you talk about Latu and Mitchell and move on from the Colts. What a pile of shit.
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Thanks. You made me laugh
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid Месяц назад
DAYO!!!!!!
@wadeallen2316
@wadeallen2316 Месяц назад
A cool video idea would be every divisions playoff/ Superbowl contenders
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Very good idea
@DMassaIII
@DMassaIII Месяц назад
I said hi to my mom yesterday
@DepressedCommandersFan
@DepressedCommandersFan Месяц назад
I just want the commanders to become relevant again 🙏
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
Good chance they will be. They nailed this draft.
@thombakker2835
@thombakker2835 Месяц назад
Just here for some good ol' Cowboys slander
@donaldbanks8921
@donaldbanks8921 Месяц назад
Y’all a little too goofy to subscribe to sorry
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
I am who I am. Thanks for stopping by
@robertoabel4587
@robertoabel4587 Месяц назад
Awesome. Keep up the good work.
@choosecarefully408
@choosecarefully408 Месяц назад
Oy, what a devastating condemnation of what life must be like for Micah Parsons. But you're not wrong. NFL players seem to adopt the same simplistic takes that We The Fans do: "Jerry Jones is trying to win, & does some meddling on the side." Not even close. He's a business owner. As such, making a profit is his _only_ priority. Loved the Winners & Losers of the Giants. Hey, like the Vikings, Broncos etc. if they allowed themselves to make decisions based on social media "opinions" it's their own fault. No one has made the split-screen video I want proving Fields can do in the NFL what Caleb is only expected to, but I _did_ find one comparing their TDs in college. ♪ Guess who has better passing TDs... ♫ They all could have gotten an established success for less than their potential busts. _Way to go!!_
@mjgasiecki
@mjgasiecki Месяц назад
Terrible take…
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
How so?
@RobertAWilson
@RobertAWilson Месяц назад
Another clueless podcaster
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
How so?
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
FYI: Keon Coleman went 1.05 in my Superflex league. I got Xavier Legette at 2.04
@acandela1294
@acandela1294 Месяц назад
I watch this for dynasty rankings even though I am not in a dynasty league. 🙃
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid Месяц назад
Who the hell is Peewee Jerrett? 🤣🤣🤣
@ShutUpFootball
@ShutUpFootball Месяц назад
It’s listed on ESPN! I swear!
@acandela1294
@acandela1294 Месяц назад
As a jets fan, I can confirm he is already getting hyped by hopefully delusional desperate jets fans
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid Месяц назад
@@ShutUpFootball omg it is!!!! 😂 😂
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid Месяц назад
@@acandela1294 no way seriously? 😂
@acandela1294
@acandela1294 Месяц назад
@@lyricistthekid yup lol. People are like he's 6'4, big guy, cannon arm, accurate and a good runner if we could develop him...and that's where the sentence should stop cause jets can't develop QBs, but people can dream I gues
@lyricistthekid
@lyricistthekid Месяц назад
Hi Kevin!!!!