​Would you like to sign my petition? 

They are armed now just letting you know that.

Yeah, not even a fluffy fox can make me.

“I don’t care who the ATF sends I’m not giving up my guns”

Who's next? ​@@enigmaodell6806

should've signed the petition

tomato sauce

Could have gone way worse, postal dude use cats as suppressors

the moment I see him, I think of Lyle Rath who also goes from 0 to 100 just as fast

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Which is which?

im gen z and i interact like that with gen a

as a Gen X I 100% agree

Its like me talking with baby boomers.

I hadn't realized that. That's really funny.

Not to mention the fact that he asked her to sign a petition that would ban her

actually... I can just leave a petition by the door, and anytime I open it ask the person I opened it for to sign

@@cookies23z What? Like on the outside of the door? Why?

@@draexian530 to get signatures obviously

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Well yeah it's Postol dude what'd you expect lol

Dude has errands to run and that catgirl was clearly not going to leave him alone. 😂

For postal dude that's actually the normal escalation

Yeah. Especially when it's cat clips with postal dude quotes.

Is Postal 2 a game?

@@44Hd22 bruh google exists. Use it.

​@@smugplush"Portal 2" *vine boom sounds effect* 🤨

Postal dude' seemingly malfunctionning mic make it 10x better

But that would mean that… Oh no 😳

I dunno why I didn't think of that before lol

Kinda hard to use a full size catgirl for a suppressor, too much weight on the forward end and it reduces the velocity by a lot. I've learnt that the smaller the catgirl, the better it works. Try it out!

@@X-SPONGED you could probably use it as a sniper bipod, since it’s so heavy, and as a supressor, since it’s gonna suppress the sound by a lot and I don’t think it might affect the velocity of a sniper that much.

@@leobriccocola8141 Palpatine: DO IT!

Postal Guy doesn't need an excuse to resort to violence.

​@@CrizzyEyeshis excuse is "I am The Law"

Eres un genio, me hubiese matado a mí 😢

@@CrizzyEyes an excuse is nice anyways

It's rude to assume something like that

I still to this day remember the cat on a shotgun and still have questions why postal dude didn't do that and instead decided to try convince her to sign stupid petition?

Let's face it most people with catgirl pfp's would be nazi's in any other timeline

​@@SamFromItaliawho says they aren't nazis in this one

McConaughey smoking meme.

​@@SteelAtomiclook at antifurs or smth if you want nazis

She's just being polite

​And he was polite​ too@@vampire_catgirl

​@@vampire_catgirlalso the petition name is: BAN CATGIRLS Why tf u here 💀

@@vampire_catgirl Oh yeah, I'm sure you're the most reliable source of information on this topic Missus Vampire Catgirl

@@FaoymeMain Because I haven't been banned

I guess that's a good deal

"Ok, I guess that sounds pretty good." *Scribbles

@@thatboyakira4202Thanks

just lost the game

"No way you freaking pinko!"

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Really heavy tho. Although if he dissects it a lot he could make multiple silencers!

I wouldn't mind tbh. (Yes I'm lonely, how did you know?)

I actually never thought about that happening with my Neko joke character. Not the peeing on the bed part, but the random hairballs 😂 She does drink a lot too and does some heavy, mental stimulants too, so it’d make sense she gets extra sick sometimes Just comes across someone that says something that irritates her. >:( hair ball attack!

Where the hair comer from

Catgirls generally don't have enough hair for that. Also most are primarily human. The thundercat style ones are maybe s bit different.

Postal Dude: If the cat girl is gonna act like a cat, she'll be turned into a sound suppressor like a cat.

Hi tough guy, i will sign your petition

Foxgirls are better anyway.

Fuck yeah, I'm signing!

I sign.

I gonna sign in

LOL Postal 2 reference I never used the suppressor cuz I didn't want to hurt the cats

She was clearly just being polite

Wouldn't put it past Postal Dude

the human condition

"I regret nothing"

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​@@Michael-vl8gxhow did you get the first emoji

@@CookiesAndSharks idk

@@Michael-vl8gx easy cheesy 🧀

@@CookiesAndSharks Literally in the flags section.

Postal dude?

The archangel?

The dude from ULTRAKILL​@@MatVeiQaaa

Gaybriel got harassed by... Himself?

@@Ze12365 holy moly

I'd say more like disarmed :)

ik its a trap but like how does the trap work

@@idkstraightface7773 It pulls out its massive monster energy can.

@@Merilirem eh I'm down

He's immune to girls who can't out-will him, those who can however, can seduce him pretty easily. See also the fact he genuinely only recognizes The B when she's blown up to the size of a whale by mad cow milk during Apocalypse Weekend, despite dutifully meeting her demands during Postal 2, and how he's immediately into her equally demanding and strong-willed (but better looking) sister when she shows up during Postal 4. I had a boyfriend like him, that kind of power sub is a lot harder to keep happy than you'd think... especially when you're a switch. 😅

"I am the celestial gardener, policing the planet of the stink weeds and poisons which leak out even through the cracks in the cold asphalt sidewalks of the City of Sin!" ©Dude

"That´s a joke, lads"

Ah, a quote from Demoman from "Heavy is Dead".

Postal 2 is basically intrusive thoughts the game

it’s so sweet and adorable

@@WeeWeeJumbo the ending or the voice? XDDD

@@oldfan4049 both

my chemistry teacher said this once

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Who did the voices?

@@VPWedding The catgirl's voice is taken from an ASMR video, while the dude's voice is taken from the game

*standing proudly* NO!

What about this one 0:28

As one who had found the source and immediately regretted it... I can confirm.

Classic

what

What the heck

🙁

​@@angelma9087😔

Your so wierd

No

no

@@ChaseBrasileiroOnipresente BRUH NOT YOU AGAIN

@@ChaseBrasileiroOnipresente No. And I don’t want to

The original is, I'm guessing the animator got tired and decided to end it there. I mean, animation is hard, I've tried myself.

@@Ze12365 fair enough