‘Dumpster fire:’ Kristi Noem cuts book tour short after disastrous week 

very very true. RIP Cricket, you are a true hero

Not yet. She's still governor.

As others have said, Cricket has his revenge. RIP to a good boy. He has done his civil duty from the grave(l).

So where’s the justice for the hundreds of dogs killed in shelters every day?

@@YOUR-LOCAL13 Good question, and how about all the children who are hungry and being denied access to food (by the GOP, of course).

I bet the puppy bit her out of fear, poor puppy

How’s that saying go? ‘There’s no such thing as a bad dog, just bad owners’.

Exactly! And if it really can’t be trained as a working dog give it to a family that doesn’t live on a farm

@1957mattes It just says get a trainer.

Couldn’t be trained TO HUNT. The dog chased the pheasants away before she could shoot them. For that, she shot it.

Indeed. That is severely disturbing. Who on earth did she think is going to read that and not want to retch with disgust?

DO YOU even know what type of dog was it ? YOu think it was a puppy or a tiny little dog ? are you saying You will pick a dog over your family Safety ?

It's unbelievable. The reading is chilling. How can any human being be so monstrous. She's as bad as the Orange Jesus. If not more.

@@JacoWium other rumpers /

@@bissonlouise9061 Jesus , thats blasphemey . u mean hitler , rite

Cruella!

She’s delusional. Trying to be alpha male

Sign of a bully!

Because she's blind to her own cruelty. It's who she is at her core being.

I find it so satisfying that the trailer park trash persona even worms it way when they are rich and almighty. You can take Christi Noem out the trailer park, but you can’t take the trailer trash out of her!

i hate that woman all the way from Belgium

I genuinely think she is one. No one with normal human emotions could do what she did.

A sick woman.

Hee voice gives her crazy away, & those horses had many more years left.

The beginnings of a serial killer. All know serial killers start with animals. They all rationalize it like Kristi Noem! They blame the animals, because it was their fault they had to die.

It's definitely crazy to think that she was able to get enough double widers and boot scooters to elect her into office. I don't know much about her policies, which is obviously MAGA, but she certainly does know how to lie doesn't she? She's definitely home grown...

Please vote for the pro-abortion amendment that will be on your ballon in Nov. and thank you.❤🙏

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Good judge of character. I wish there were more South Dakotans out there who voted against her and maga.

Is she still popular or anything you hear around town or local news about her?

Last night she came out of her traile...I mean house, slammed the door, grabbed her publicist, went over the hill to the gravel pit. Everyone heard one shot and she came back without the publicist.

Be worried about her kids if their 'uncontrollable' or her parents once they've outlived their uselfuleness

Right!!! Someone needs to save the rest!!!

It leaked into her brain.

Right?!

coz it can't fix character flaw & her brain

In South Dakota and rural America, it’s actually rare to see pretty ladies due to the extreme low population so all that make up probably helps with male voters

It didn't do her much good anyway.

Her uncle suspects she is cold-blood murderer, a dangerous psychopat !!!

And she writes that in her book. 🤦‍♀ Could a human being be any less self aware?

If ANYONE'S 60-year old uncle from South Dakota thinks you're nuts... You're an almond joy.

@@MsThebeMoonS.Dakota senator said that people know about it because of the witnesses. So the cat was out of the bag if she got selected to VP

The fact that she wrote out his reaction as if it were nothing says a lot. Reminds me of Cory Legebokoff, a Canadian serial killer. The story of how he got caught is amazing. What he said, "I was beating a deer to death. That's what rednecks do for fun," and the rookie cop said something about how people who are violent to animals sometimes graduate to people. At that moment, Cody had already killed four women. That was also the end of it for him. He is in jail now. Reminds me of her quite a lot, though there's no sign she's killed any human beings. If I were her husband, I'd be a mite nervous by now.

Janine Pirro looked furious talking about this story.

With big dogs 14 months is still a puppy. She could have hired a dog trainer. She could have rehomed the dog to a ranch out west where there were no chickens. She could have returned it to the breeder or turned it into the humane society. Instead, in anger, she shot the dog with BIRD SHOT!! Still angry, she shoots the goat with BIRD SHOT. That is like trying to drop an moose with a 22 rifle.

That's a straightforward, fair, great assessment! I am glad you shared it!

Obama ate a dog

She gifted her 2 year old granddaughter a live pony and two pew pews 😮I'm sure that is not good sign

Like Hunter Biden.

You mean like them👉🏻🏳️‍🌈🧜‍♂️🏳️‍🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈🧞‍♀️🏳️‍🌈🧚🏿🏳️‍🌈

So no libs with guns?

@@Toekneepowers ⇽ Don't you have Ukrainian soil to fertilise, tovarishch? I hear _Bunker Dedushka_ is now mobilizing school children…

If you don’t mind, why did she get banned from native lands? And good job by the way. 😂

The truth always comes out.

@@cb4664 cause she's saying the tribal governments are working with the cartels which is b.s. like everything else that comes out her mouth fr tho

I'm not from S. Dakota, but I'm another fellow Native who has enjoyed watching her bury herself. I'm Algonquin, from NY, btw. Glad you banned her from all the rez's, lol. Wish we could just ban her from America overall!

@@cb4664why not Google it?

So unreal! Every guest who goes on a book tour gets asked questions about (wait for it)... their book. How is her treatment any different?

​@@francesmcstay- exactly!

She's the real version of a 2016 SNL debate skit where Trump (Alec Baldwin) answers a moderator's question "Why do you feel you are being unfairly treated by the media?" Trump's response: "Because they are taking everything I do and everything I say on the campaign trail and put it on television". I think magaTs are so far gone that they really feel offended when anyone questions their legitimacy. They don't even try to BS their way through. They just whine and stomp. Such deplorables!

She gets off on it.

Or a regular gravel pit.

@@jim-se5xc I'm disturbed to think it, but I think you're correct in that assessment.

It says A LOT about the voters of South Dakota that they elected her in the first place! She was probably always this dumb. Clearly not ready for big time.

Yeah, there's no going back...

Her biggest problem is the story is "real" news.

I was thinking the same thing. I thought her media tour of spin was disturbing when the reality of her own written word is even worse.

@@P1Brand it’s so bad. I’m only 35 and this is the worst press tour I’ve ever seen. She just continuously shoots herself in the foot. Oh well. Better than a puppy in the head!

@@P1Brand She was contractually obligated to do those tours. Publisher probably decided it was too much of a dumpster fire and wrote it off as a loss.

Yes, you can't go around promoting the story yourself, and then blame other people for continuing to talk about it. Classic Orwellian doublethink.

I agree 👍 Biden / Harris 2024

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👏 This. This was perfect 😂

HA!

Beautiful 🤩

Yes, she says the shooting was taken out of context. Yet she places it totally within context herself: Dog was really happy. She hated dog. She executed dog.

That was her most chilling comment. The ruthlessness and cruelty of her soul on full display. She is another Jody Arias

The words of a psychopath . Imagine how clueless you have to be to shoot the puppy to start with ….THEN imagine how clueless you have to be to think that the shooting of Cricket and the poor goat just being a goat ( and Cricket just acting like a poorly supervised puppy ) would make her look “ tough “….now imagine how clueless it would be for someone to read those words out loud ….NOW imagine how clueless you have to be to think you could talk your way out of it all. Narcissistic psychopaths like Noem really have never really understood the concept of empathy . Sure , she’s seen others do it and she’s learned how to pretend to be empathetic just in order to help her climb the ladder . But deep in her heart she really really really doesn’t understand what “ all the fuss is about .” She doesn’t understand people having empathy for a dog living in pure joy one second then dragged out and shot in the head the next . She doesn’t understand that it could’ve ALL been her fault - that she didn’t train and supervise the puppy , that she didn’t have it within her to understand that goats are goats and don5 have to act like you want them to act . Narcissists like her want everything around them to “ glorify “ them , whether it be living beings or property or whatever . Cricket and this goat were not glorifying her - so they had to go.

@@natashatomlinson4548 I agree. What chills me is so many people deeply in the MAGA cult could see what she did as okay if Trump made her his VP choice. I don't think that will happen because even Trump supporters, in general, love their dogs. Trump knows not to choose her because it would be political suicide.

Cruella de Vile

Like all Maga Republicans

Perfect MAGAt material.

Seriously. How did she miss her uncle's telling her clearly that multiple people thought that little killing spree was nuts?

Lack of self-awareness IS a trait of a psychopath, sociopath, narcissist. No conscience does that.

LIKE MOST PEOPLE IN THE MATRIX🤷🏼‍♀️

Agree

Did the dog have a gun?

Lots of Americans with guns are dangerous

A 14 month old German Short-haired Pointer is not a terribly large dog. It's still a puppy, it's still growing and maturing. She has no business being anywhere near animals, guns, or a seat of power. She's a psychopath.

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THERE IS NO GOOD PEOPLE OR THERE WOULDNT HAVE VOTED FOR HER , SAME THING IN ARKANSAS FLORIDA AND TEXAS

Her dad died suspiciously

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Scary.

And open the cold missing persons cases...

Are any of her kids missing? Did they try to bite her?

As a republican she don't speak for me, I can understand having to put an animal down because of injuries but what she did was straight up animal cruelty

They think White Protestant Republicans are the only “real” Americans… yet they behave as if the Kremlin calls the shots 🤔

As a "fake" American, aka Asian American, I hate the "real Americans", aka Wmagas.

As a "fake American", aka Asian American, I absolutely dspse the "real Americans", aka Wmagas.

It’s never a good idea to judge an entire group of people for the actions of a few. Should I judge you based on the actions of ANTIFA?

Great quote

@@jeffreybollman6186 yeah a great quote that wasn't made up by napoleon lol i love the internet and quotes, people always get the person wrong

Real Patriots.

Not Hatriots

Aloha. 17%.

Wow! I hadn’t heard that, what a freaking looser‼️

I asked Hulk Hogan (another *real* American) if he'd let her on his property and he just wagged his finger and said "That's not gonna work for me brother!".

😂 honestly is there anything worse?

​@@MonCherry13getting roasted on Newsmax

"The one time I read the book..." 🤣

@@mytruecrimelibrarynewsmax dude said she should come back in 10years

​@@dbasix-ocho-zero-cincoher plastic surgery won't last ten more years

Absolutely she does!

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psychopath; because she doesn't even realise it's a bad thing - thus in the book.

Then she even said that the lies about Kim Jong Un were "brought to her attention" and rectified, despite her (supposedly) writing it herself and *reading it aloud!!!*

Even read it aloud in a rather flat voice.

Yeah; without it she could've blamed it on a ghostwriter (because come on, politicians don't write their books by themselves). But she read it and she didn't think it's in any way bad.

Full on psycho

Madame Karma has taken up for Cricket and the goat.

She killed three horses

I have a feeling she killed more animals in the pit too 😓

@@Jack0fAllTrades I wonder how many grave pits in her farm?

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the book ends with her taking herself to the gravel pit...oh wait that would require a conscious, something she's missing.

@@cactustree505 conscience.

Justice for crickett .

no shes not. she just like all the rest

"I was misquoted in my autobiography"

Women gaslight fail

@@liduck52 Which I read *myself* into an audiobook!!!

Why couldn't she give her away? This makes me wonder about her priorities. ​@reason6835

Pro Life? NOT.

It was Dangerous! It could have snapped at her when she tried to take its chicken prey away. She was TERRIFIED! /s

​@@reason6835you're just chomping at the bit to go out and shoot a puppy, aren't you?!

She wasn't terrified....she hated the dog...the horses were old and she did not like the goat....so she took them to the gravel pit and shot them !!! She's a fricken cold blooded psychopath 🤨 it's in the book

No, she put it in her book thinking it would make her look good. _That's_ the crazy part.

Ask her about her 2 year old Gd with gifted 2 pew pews and a pony and about the poor neighbors cat

Republican hero.

She’s unhinged just like Trump

Sadly, most people are serial killers. The average American kills 100 innocent animals per year. 😢 I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than animal eaters). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. Everyone can make the choice to get out of an abusive relationship today simply by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣🐟🐬🐐🐑🦃🐢 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

A 14 month old dog is still a puppy and trainable

@@lightwillprevail 💯 agree

A dog under 2 years is still a puppy. Are you from SD?

reason is not from SD more like vladivostok he usually says he's canadian

@@reason6835 Full grown by, what, a month?

Apparently, in South Dakota it’s allowed.

She’s rich.

Ask Michael Vick. She’s a white woman. Always harmless.

Statute of limitations, unfortunately. 😢

In SD you can brutally end animals lives apparently. SMH.

Maybe she shaped public policy by murdering a dog.

She obviously suffers with a terminal case Trump delusion...

Every single voter shapes public policy in their own way, it's kind of insane to put it that way so no one does but that's not a lie. It's like a cashier saying they were involved with the finances of a multi-million dollar company. To say the best thing about her she's slimy but let's jump her for the right stuff.

​@@Crmson117Right, and you know what happens when you claim to work in finance for a fortune 500 company and they find out you were actually a cashier at a gas station? You're fired for lying. This is just more evidence to put on the pile.

She thinks "Real Americans" who live on farms and ranches are meeting with world leaders?

Sadly, most people are serial killers. The average American kills 100 innocent animals per year. 😢 I don't support Kristi Noem in any way. She is cruel. That said, most people support shooting innocent animals in the head--they just do it vicariously and pay slaughterhouse workers to use the captive bolt gun. We humans don't need to eat other animals (in fact, vegans live on average 6♀️ to 10♂️years longer than animal eaters). And innocent animals do NOT deserve to be incarcerated, tortured, branded, castrated, and have their teeth and other body parts cut off (all without anesthesia), then killed at a fraction of their normal lifespans--many dismembered while still fully conscious--just for the pleasure of human taste buds. Everyone can make the choice to get out of an abusive relationship today simply by going vegan.✌🏽❤️🐕🐖🐈🐄🐣🐟🐬🐐🐑🦃🐢 To quote Alice Walker: "The animals of the world exist for their own reasons. They were not made for humans any more than Black people were made for Whites or women for men."

Absolutely! If she did that here she’d be arrested in a heartbeat and looking at a serious prison sentence. Utter psycho.

Well it's known that serial killers tend to start with animals, just say...

@@mikylak7983Actually that's a massive myth perpetuated by the media, like the "homicidal triad", doesn't exist.

In the UK, real criminal are let free.

She thought that was going to impress the gun-happy hillbillies everywhere: Killing defenceless animals.. "Look at me, I'm a killa!!!" And oh, of course, she "stared down" Kim Jong Un. Such a wannabe tough cookie!

It completely disproves the idea that she's willing to make the hard decisions-she wanted to shoot that dog (for exhibiting untrained puppy behavior), the same way she wanted to shoot the goat (for exhibiting ordinary goat behavior).

"I hate babies so I aborted it" Women, am I right?

That's your words , NOT HER . Are YOU saying You will pick a dog over YOUR Family Safety ? You never heard of dog attack Children or even adult ?

Did the dog have a trainer? Could she have given the dog to someone who was willing to train it. I've put down a dangerous dog. I didn't hate her. It was a very painful decision. We worked with her for years. I think it's the fact that she didn't try anything else. She just shot the dog.

Karen torned a page 📄 or two out of that toxic orange playbook.

*SEMATARY

*JUST KIDDING

You think they'll play the Ramones, in the dog and goat scene, when somebody decides to make a screen play out of this epic f-up.

Only hers.

I have been on many farms in my youth. In South Dakota no less. Never saw a gravel pit. Gravel pile? Lots. Gravel pits? Not a one.

You've got to have the holes dug already. Otherwise you waste about 30 to 45 minutes digging a hole.

The Sopranos farm.

GraveL pit.

You know what they say of those who abuse animals!

you never discipline a child or animal in response to your own anger. even if you have to put an animal down, your only emotion should be profound sadness. "i hated it so i killed it" is psycho stuff.

Totally ‼️ 🧟‍♀️Her frightening life less voice, & dead eyes pair well with that amount of psycho babble. Good job Build-A-freaking lunatic workshop👍🏻

Easy to answer that, even the Trump cult goes crazy for him, many have pets and really adore them, to them, she crossed the line, and turned their backs on her.

The sad thing is he would be

@@ociliacanton2017 It's honestly hilarious, that the one thing that would keep you from being a good ally with 'your sick boss', is to mention the killing of animals for no real good reason, and that he is 'disgusted' XD GG, dumb miss

Cruelty is their currency and violence is their vice 😡

So, you're saying her 'sick boss' and 'the mob' aren't deranged, sadistic psychopaths. Gotcha. Thanks. That was a unintentional compliment to Trump and the average Republican, but we'll take it anyways. Thanks! Have a great day.

What do you call the people that vote for these Republican psychopaths?

I'm not surprised the workers ran.

Whaaat? The people who separated children from their families and made a couple hundred kids disappear are capable of being cruel to a dog?? Oh. My. God.

Bingo

Perfect running partner for Trump. Trump should just get a snake for a running mate.

20 yrs ago, statute of limitations is up

Not where she’s from, no.

As others have said, statute of limitations. Also, with a decent lawyer, she can easily put forth the defense argument that the dog was aggressive and violent and had to be put down in order to protect her family.

Over 600,000 dogs get put down in the U.S. every year...and a lot of them aren't even violent dogs. What she did is not a crime. Bragging about it is pretty demented, though.

@@derkeheath5172 but it is a crime

The ideal match for trump then. 😂

This is the weird thing about MAGA; they think that the more cruel one can be, the more admirable they are. WHAT HAPPENED? Oh yeah....Trump.

. …says the person who has never lived outside a city and has let a commercial butcher do all their killing so they wouldn’t need to see it. You are SO soft. 🙄🙄

@@chrissorensen9511 says the person who is so obviously clueless as to what this is actually about.

Honestly, even if you are ok with what she did, you really have to question her severe lack of judgement in telling that story and then tripling down on everything that was in it. Someone decided to go down with the ship on that book. Talk about blind commitment

Or animals.

this remark is oh so true; she has brought all Americans together.

I choose my dogs over most people so yeah very true lol. I have had dogs my whole life if my dogs don’t like someone they are not allowed in my house period.

I miss my dogs so much, have their pawprints tattooed on my arm, RIP. Work schedule is too busy and crazy for dogs these days, but I love my cats so much.

I'm a cat lover and not fond of dogs, but even I am appalled. You don't shoot an undisciplined young animal just for behaving like an undisciplined young animal. You either teach it to behave well, or give it to someone else who will teach and love it.

But murdering babies for no reason is a Democrat thing.....sick Hypricrites....

High up republicans and democrats are the same team

She gave her 2 yr old gd 2 pew pews , that horrible

Ask Hilary did she know Bill was Epstein's best customer . Go on ,I dare you.

She's as bad a s Bundy. Maybe worse?

FYI she likely did not break any laws shooting the goat and dog. She’s a horrible person, absolutely, but nothing to send her to jail - at least in this situation.

Agreed. I think she hates them more than Crickett. It would be nice if someone gave them a bigger voice.

She's had a battle going on with the native tribes for a while now, for various reasons. It doesn't help that she claimed they were involved in drug trafficking.

"South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem is now banned from entering nearly 20% of her state after two more tribes banished her this week over comments she made earlier this year about tribal leaders benefitting from drug cartels. " (from abcnews, May 12, 2024, 12:02 AM)

Kinda shows what close family members think of her, and she put it in the book!

I'm wondering what else is in the gravel pit...

Definitely a relevant question

Your hearing it because she confessed to the crime. Dead dogs tell no tales so we'll never know the dog's side of the story. That woman is a killer. Her friends better watch their backs and don't cross her. She's licensed to carry!

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Oh, there ARE bad dogs…..

In this case a psychopathic coward one .....

@@oleanderson1013 show them love and guidance. They will change.

@@oleanderson1013 NOT Cricket!! Convicted Criminal/Cricket's Killer 2024

My guess is that Noem either did, or attempted to strike and hurt Cricket while he was sitting in the front seat after the chicken episode, and "attacked" her as an act of self-defense.

Use your brain. She's talking about his dog, while talking about her dog. No threats. You're just looking to be that person.

Without knowing the context, acquired from other sources, it sounds like a threat against Biden, not Commander. Rather than simply providing the context, you went full Noem.

So sick of people going after the people close to Biden because they have nothing on the man himself. First his son, then his dog. Who's next? The person who cuts his hair?

Try, USING YOUR BRAIN!​@morbidmanmusic

I bet she will not be in any Governor white house meeting.

I replied to that last weekend. If she was counseling and setting the stage for foreign policy for 30 years, she would have been 24 years old when she started that career.

​@@charlieshort6394 She says she has been in politics OVER 30 years in her book. When fact checked her career started 2007. Thats not OVER 30 years, its actually not even close. 30 Years would be the year 1994. Its simple math from her own book.

So Kristi Noem has been in office since she was 22 y/o?? BS!!! 🚽

She must count voting as 'shaping policies.'

I think she meant in dog years

Perfect VP for trump who has the same personality

The sad thing is what it took for people to actually see how sociopathic she is. She's not much worse then most the rest of our rulers. I mean, how many have made tons of money and had their campaigns funded by the Sacklers, knowingly allowing the sacklers to unleash the opioid epidemic on us for profit, then covering and protecting them from prosecution. And that's just one example. But no one cares about that stuff. Take out one little puppy, and every one loses their mind. Seems abit.... twisted

U sound dum

​@@dianaevans6725=TDS

Shows you what kind of people live in South Dakota if they voted for this psycho!

Since Republican Party is filled with the worst of our society, she I guess, wanted to prove her heinousness.

She gave her 2 year gd 2 pew pews and a live pony😮😮😮😮😮😮

I never understood why people humiliate themselves by telling easily disprovable lies.

She has a wonderful voice and presence for audio book narration. /s

The mark of a true narcissistic psychopath. She thinks she can BS it away.