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@saurabhkumar51
@saurabhkumar51 Месяц назад
" I am sure that katana will help cut down on productivity" " Sure will jared " 😅😅
@Desam1000
@Desam1000 Месяц назад
Yeah sure. Jira tickets are for documenting. And Confluence is for writing novels.
@meka-eelpather8485
@meka-eelpather8485 Месяц назад
This had me rolling
@zibear9213
@zibear9213 Месяц назад
as a QA, that deeply hurt me.
@agentoy6065
@agentoy6065 Месяц назад
Just started working with jira, yeah
@VladMcCain
@VladMcCain Месяц назад
Ugh confluence... Please no more kb's logged through confluence...
@kyonblack7901
@kyonblack7901 Месяц назад
Probably every single day I see a comment in Jira and think "this should be a Confluence page".
@crowwithgreeneyes9054
@crowwithgreeneyes9054 Месяц назад
OMG I love it. Jared saying "You are stupid, honey. You are an idiot, dear" over and over again in different wording. So good!
@lukcos
@lukcos Месяц назад
as a former pm turned dev, i’m convinced the only true job that a pm has is being the punching bag for higher ups
@KristianRobertsen
@KristianRobertsen Месяц назад
That's literally their job, yes. Facilitating work. Anything that doesn't facilitate work directly or indirectly, is worthless time. Any and all interaction with production (therein devs) is worthless/negative unless it leads to improved output. My PMs are awesome. They never get in your way unless it's important, and they handle any roadblocks as best they can. They facilitate work.
@computersciencemore8960
@computersciencemore8960 Месяц назад
That is their job though so they are probably pretty average
@Trazyn_The_Finite
@Trazyn_The_Finite Месяц назад
⁠@@computersciencemore8960This is only true if you make the quite charitable assumption that the average PM does there job correctly😅
@Shonicheck
@Shonicheck Месяц назад
Well, basically yes. They are the "glue" that *should* offload most "non-technical" issues that come up during development. So that when say one of the servers goes down and someone needs to "do stuff" to make something about like ordering a new one. Or say some bull-... of an idea comes down from the "higher-ups" and someone needs to sit down and talk with them. Or control the "pacing" of the development(so that recoloring a button doesn't take a week or so that a technically chalenging but ultimitale unimportant issue doesn't get more attention than a simple but imoortant one - all that jazz). In a good and ideal enviroment that "glue" is nigh impossible to spot and only used where necessary, but alas like always with glue it gets everywhere and everything is a mess that is barely held together.
@aerisseon
@aerisseon Месяц назад
Oh, is that why either they are too nice in the scrum, too dense, or too dead?
@miguelramos3820
@miguelramos3820 Месяц назад
"Jira tickets are for documenting, not logging" my agile coach soul hurts so much with these shorts
@BecauseYouCant
@BecauseYouCant Месяц назад
I think I’m in love with Jared
@iamanidiot8624
@iamanidiot8624 Месяц назад
Aren't we all...?
@DemikDragonganger
@DemikDragonganger Месяц назад
Jared is all of your funniest co-workers... If they would actually say the shit they had to say off break. 😑
@doveshouse
@doveshouse Месяц назад
Dude stop developing and just do these videos full time they are effing phenomenal!! Sincerely I am laughing and crying at these videos
@AG-zo6pv
@AG-zo6pv Месяц назад
I've got a suspicion that Jared has the hots for Cindy. No other reason he'd arrange for her to come back. Gives him...release
@generalgarchomp333
@generalgarchomp333 Месяц назад
That or the replacement was somehow worse.
@thodorisevangelakos
@thodorisevangelakos Месяц назад
Hell yeah Cindy is back
@rayh3899
@rayh3899 Месяц назад
Your videos piss me tf off because it gives me flashback of my old job. I’m still liking and subscribing tho 😅
@HHHMED2009
@HHHMED2009 27 дней назад
omg I love your content dude
@JensC919
@JensC919 Месяц назад
Agile is so good in it's simple, original form. Not that whole BS industry that came from it. If you leave out all the bloatware and hot air people (like Cindy) it's just doing a step at a time, improving on the way. Like building Legos
@realgeniusxxhackerxx4473
@realgeniusxxhackerxx4473 Месяц назад
The character development is crazy
@fellzer
@fellzer Месяц назад
As a PM, I am totes in LOVE with SCRUM! If I could play with SCRUM all day, I would. Sometimes its hard to get others to SCRUM but there are tools that make it easier. People may noy like the taste of SCRUM but it gets work done. The only reason I exist is SCRUM. One time I hot wasted and had two PM's run a SCRUM session on me.
@andrefelipevieiradasilva7930
@andrefelipevieiradasilva7930 Месяц назад
You naughty little SCRUM fetishist
@bingusmctingus4395
@bingusmctingus4395 Месяц назад
Remove the S and R and then you get what she's talking about
@drakeomar1290
@drakeomar1290 Месяц назад
@@bingusmctingus4395🫨
@heymazon8837
@heymazon8837 Месяц назад
Jared is an absolute madman
@platin2148
@platin2148 Месяц назад
Most PM's didn't get that Agile wasn't created for mangers but for small self organizing teams of software developers.
@Inst9727
@Inst9727 9 дней назад
I'm starting to get the bibe Jared likes her innocence
@BlueWolff22
@BlueWolff22 Месяц назад
A little tip all of the As in katana are pronounced the same way (Ka-Ta-Na). In Japanese the a only makes the ahh sound. It hurts a little hearing it pronounced (Ka-tan-a). I don’t know if it was said that way on purpose for the joke or not.
@serikazero128
@serikazero128 13 дней назад
so its: kaaaaahhhh taahhhh naaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!! sounds more like someone is having carnal knowledge than a sword. And yes, I know that you only mean the "a" in "ahh" but its funny that you picked "ahh" out of all other words
@deadspeedv
@deadspeedv 29 дней назад
As of today we will have a follow up meeting after each scrum meeting to discuss items spoken about in the scrum meeting. Then another meeting the following morning to reinforce the items spoken in the initial scrum before our main daily scrub meeting and follow up scrum meeting.
@xyzabc12342
@xyzabc12342 24 дня назад
Jira tickets for the amount of time spent on meetings seems like a good idea!
@justmika6964
@justmika6964 28 дней назад
Just realized jared kinda sounds like mr.laxy from the mr.men show 😂
@alchemystudiosink1894
@alchemystudiosink1894 Месяц назад
This explains why users I work with always have meetings 5 minutes into trying to help them with their issues they have to go to.
@8407lu
@8407lu Месяц назад
Cindy had learned to get along with Jared
@isildur5
@isildur5 Месяц назад
One standup a day keeps the productivity away 😂
@TheBrokenEclipse
@TheBrokenEclipse Месяц назад
This is too real
@przemysawkulczak7350
@przemysawkulczak7350 Месяц назад
This is good, I like Your videos
@jasonmorley9217
@jasonmorley9217 Месяц назад
This makes me weep
@The_NthGineer
@The_NthGineer Месяц назад
One day she'll have her Scrum FFVII-Cloud-Sized-Sword Certificate and they'll have so many stand ups that they won't need chairs...and negative productivity!
@simon1242
@simon1242 Месяц назад
this is funny as hell
@sagarmahor1526
@sagarmahor1526 27 дней назад
We have 2 standups😂
@peterclarke7006
@peterclarke7006 Месяц назад
I had no idea that "agile scrum blackbelt certificates" are actually a thing. I thought they were entirely made up for the Jared-o-verse. Fortunately, I now know better, and if I ever encounter one in the wild, there'll be one less by the time I'm done.
@normduch
@normduch Месяц назад
Jared is my second spirit animal.
@feartheghus
@feartheghus Месяц назад
this is basically just Dilbert but for computer scientists.
@Toliman.
@Toliman. Месяц назад
CompSci ? nah, it's just regular Dilbert. Front/Back dev is part of hundreds of middle to large corps that run online sites. Dilbert's old job was likely sent off to Asia in the 90s where the manufacturing and engineering is cheaper.
@AnimeKing-zi5re
@AnimeKing-zi5re Месяц назад
Jared should get married to PM
@Breakman3000
@Breakman3000 Месяц назад
Man watching these, makes me think learning about agile is a waste of time
@SpookyTimestamps
@SpookyTimestamps Месяц назад
As a multi-project professional that has multiple scrums: i laughed. And cried
@TheyCalledMeT
@TheyCalledMeT Месяц назад
when administration.. "managing" .. bureaucratic overhead is the goal and not the necessary evil
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826
@dantesinfernopurgatory7826 Месяц назад
Sharpen PM skills = knowing just enough to be extremely dangerous.
@ryanclous8380
@ryanclous8380 Месяц назад
End of day standups are awful. You're working on stuff outside of the 6 meetings scheduled and have to stop what you are doing. It's easy to work over one day to complete a big task when no one is bothering you, but when you interrupt the stream of work, it is really hard to task switch and find motivation at the end of the day to finish. This ends up killing most productivity for more complex things.
@Riottomsk1
@Riottomsk1 Месяц назад
It slowly gets more and more painful to watch 😂
@yufgyug3735
@yufgyug3735 Месяц назад
this is funny because this is true.
@Mister.Smiley
@Mister.Smiley Месяц назад
I miss Bob 😢
@Human_male-h1l
@Human_male-h1l Месяц назад
In other words, they're gonna have to document their collective suffering 😂
@taiwanisacountry
@taiwanisacountry Месяц назад
Personally not a fan of stand ups. 😅 Sit-downs are perfectly fine. Maybe once or twice a week depending on the complexity, how many people are involdved and the overall timeframe.
@stormixgaming8389
@stormixgaming8389 Месяц назад
Wasn't Cindy fired? Haven't been keeping up
@fortuneosho8137
@fortuneosho8137 Месяц назад
Jared pulled some strings to get her back
@ShenLong991
@ShenLong991 Месяц назад
Isn't Documenting just logging without automation?
@chuckles819
@chuckles819 День назад
Kuh-tah-nuh? Right?
@Blighted_Ashes
@Blighted_Ashes Месяц назад
Im triggered by that pronunciation.
@Serin9X
@Serin9X Месяц назад
Same, but I feel like it was intentional. And in that light, it's weirdly appropriate.
@jvcss
@jvcss Месяц назад
black belt😂😂😂
@sambarvada
@sambarvada Месяц назад
I’m applying for a PM role, do I need these agile certifications? Or PMP?
@neko3571
@neko3571 Месяц назад
Belive me, your work place going to send you if you need it.
@Thkaal
@Thkaal Месяц назад
what is a ca-tana?
@kyubibichiki2907
@kyubibichiki2907 Месяц назад
Oh hell no, Cindy
@guythat779
@guythat779 Месяц назад
WHAT THE HELL OS LOGGING IF NOT DOCUMENTING
@meowser666
@meowser666 Месяц назад
i'm starting to think she is a bad chat bot.
@werse3710
@werse3710 Месяц назад
Wtf is a pm?
@baroncandy3939
@baroncandy3939 Месяц назад
Project manager i think
@Q_20
@Q_20 Месяц назад
Productivity Murderer
@fortuneosho8137
@fortuneosho8137 Месяц назад
Product manager
@oraach
@oraach Месяц назад
Someone tell me what PM meàns?
@noobynoob138
@noobynoob138 Месяц назад
Product manager
@JustinTuchek
@JustinTuchek 25 дней назад
What a scam 😂
@tooManyMidgets
@tooManyMidgets Месяц назад
Jesus the more I watch these the more I think all software devs in at least the US should form a coalition together. Companies don't deserve to have them and basically just torture them, and also they don't understand how to treat developing and struggling software devs correctly. I sturggled , gor fired here i am unemployed depressed and on the verge of who knows what for 10 months. Wht tf am i supposed to do when your expected to advance to senior dev or whatever TF. Might as well just KMS at this point.
@jjophoven
@jjophoven Месяц назад
when ur github account gets permanently suspended for no reason
@meka-eelpather8485
@meka-eelpather8485 Месяц назад
Cindy = 🚮
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