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“He Thought My Dad Was My Sugar Daddy” - Gus Constantellis - Stand-Up Featuring 

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@itssellz2645
@itssellz2645 5 месяцев назад
I CAN’T be the only one who heard him say “… customer cervix”. 😂😂😂
@jikook7457
@jikook7457 5 месяцев назад
😅 I heard it too, which made it even funnier being that he's gay. Like, I'm pretty sure most gay people aren't thinking about cervixes. 😊
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 5 месяцев назад
That's 100% why I repeated myself and said "customer service" again. I was like OOPS! 😄
@jikook7457
@jikook7457 5 месяцев назад
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 😅 things happen and u saved it by seamlessly continuing and crushed every one of the jokes. Ur hilarious and I'm so glad I saw ur routine. I'll definitely be looking out for more of ur shows. Random, but ur absolutely adorable too. 🙂 Just had an idea, maybe a joke about a hooker being a "customer cervix"? 🤣
@lennybuttz2162
@lennybuttz2162 Месяц назад
Oh, I thought that was just his gay accent.
@rainbowwwkim
@rainbowwwkim 6 месяцев назад
Wow it takes resiliency to already be laughing at your own trauma 4 months later, im glad he's getting to process it through comedy! Great set!
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 5 месяцев назад
Thank you!
@83gemm
@83gemm 5 месяцев назад
That Bahamas story is actually so wholesome.
@jikook7457
@jikook7457 5 месяцев назад
He's hysterical and super adorable. Someone I'd definitely want to be friends with. I'm really sorry about his mom passing. I hope he has continued success in the business.
@funkijote
@funkijote 5 месяцев назад
Beautiful storytelling, when he brought it all home with his mother's passing and the name spelling bit at the end, I laughed out loud and then cried remembering the absurdity of the sort of phone calls I had with bureaucrats amid my grief as I was putting my late brother's affairs in order a few years back.
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 5 месяцев назад
thank you!
@funkijote
@funkijote 5 месяцев назад
@@welcometotheneighborhoodpod This story reminded me of your name spelling bit, maybe you find amusing ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-wxhGps4YkS8.htmlsi=Xk2TG-Y9cNVzAgns
@monicarenee7949
@monicarenee7949 6 месяцев назад
As someone who lost a mom I love hearing people make humor out of it. It really does help somehow
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 5 месяцев назад
Thank you!
@SharonSmith-xw5xy
@SharonSmith-xw5xy 4 месяца назад
I just buried mine a couple of weeks ago and she passed peacefully and I hope yours did too! I pray she just passed while asleep! Mine got up that morning and went to the bathroom, got up pulled her pjs up and sat back down and went to sleep’ it was quite beautiful actually because I didn’t see it for myself I would not believe it but her hair was curly gray…and I watched it turn black!!!! By the time the funeral car arrived all the gray was completely gone and she had a slight smile on her face!!!! 😅😊❤😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇REALLY REAL! Thank you for reading this! Your mom is still with you and if you start to see dimes on the floor on the ground or wherever?…. It’s a sign that symbolizes she’s with you! Just watch!
@jennalynnpeet4375
@jennalynnpeet4375 6 месяцев назад
“AND I STILL LOOK THIS HOT” YEAH YOU DO, BABE!!! ❤❤❤
@AP-wy2ni
@AP-wy2ni 5 месяцев назад
This is so funny! Also really appreciate how heartfelt and open he was too. From one Greek to another, ephkaristo!
@christopherjones8096
@christopherjones8096 6 месяцев назад
I lost it at “…………pepper……………….”
@SuperSgouros
@SuperSgouros 6 месяцев назад
Bravo Gus!!! Great set!!! I loved the part about your mother's ghost not visiting you. Don't worry - my mom's ghost did not visit me - but my father in law's did - go figure!!! Love you
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod
@welcometotheneighborhoodpod 5 месяцев назад
Haha thank you!
@kristoff1skalet176
@kristoff1skalet176 5 месяцев назад
As a black kid with a white Father "Sugar Daddy" assumptions happened years after the "serial killer" they thought they captured when we were driving through the south from OK. in the seventies (I was probably 7 or eight) For context: look up The Atlanta Killer. Ended up being a black man.
@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1
@1Dark.Paradise.Lost1 5 месяцев назад
0_0 that is spooky
@fairycat23
@fairycat23 5 месяцев назад
This isn't the point, but Jennifer means "white phantom" (it's a form of Guinevere) and Constantine means "constant, steadfast."
@kalikadevi
@kalikadevi 4 месяца назад
And Ioannis means "god has been gracious"
@ΕρατώΚαπετανάκη-γ8ν
@ΕρατώΚαπετανάκη-γ8ν 6 месяцев назад
Simply amazing! Have been in your shoes but the other way around! Daughter of a British lady living in Greece for 40 years married to a Greek never spoken a single word!!!! So yeap I did it all!
@relwriter
@relwriter 6 месяцев назад
Pepper never gets old! Such a great set. There’s no one out there quite like Gus. Truly and unique and hilarious comic!
@ginon3878
@ginon3878 5 месяцев назад
What an amazing dad 🥲 so glad you had that amazing support❤
@kittyonmydesk5532
@kittyonmydesk5532 5 месяцев назад
"Eh, pepper." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ChandlerBurr
@ChandlerBurr 6 месяцев назад
K... O.... N.... No! FORGET MY LAST NAME!! FOCUS! K...! O....!
@newgreyhair
@newgreyhair 6 месяцев назад
He crushed it.
@portiaismyname
@portiaismyname 6 месяцев назад
He has a good voice acting voice. He should really get into that if he doesnt already. 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣 Hes funny asf. I need to see and hear him on some cartoons lmao
@aja1108
@aja1108 5 месяцев назад
He would be great in something animated!!!
@qedastoria4802
@qedastoria4802 6 месяцев назад
Gus never fails to make us laugh! 😂
@brandonmccutcheon
@brandonmccutcheon 6 месяцев назад
She’s always with you homie She’s just checking on them
@l8knight635
@l8knight635 5 месяцев назад
This guy has the best dad ever 🤣🤣🤣
@valeriepark9444
@valeriepark9444 5 месяцев назад
I absolutely LOST IT at the "property values" joke
@Fritoburrito01
@Fritoburrito01 6 месяцев назад
This was so great! Make more Gus!!! 😍
@lizswank7239
@lizswank7239 5 месяцев назад
Baaahahahhahahhaa! One of my new favs 🫶 I was cackling 🤣
@dienglish7777
@dienglish7777 6 месяцев назад
😂flashback to Scantrons!😅 0:49
@leah679
@leah679 6 месяцев назад
Gus, you're amazing! Great tribute to your awesome Greek mom!
@Maria-sg9le
@Maria-sg9le 5 месяцев назад
My condolences for your μαμά. Ευχαριστώ πάρα πολύ για τα αστεία σου! Είμαι ελληνοαμερικανίδα από το Μπρούκλιν και Νέα Τζέρζη! You are THE BEST! Καλή Ανάσταση! 😊
@erintherapy
@erintherapy 5 месяцев назад
I am literally CLAPPING (before I realized how weird it was!) while listening alone!! This is AMAZING!!!!
@vitalal
@vitalal 6 месяцев назад
Gus is such a killer! So hilarious every time 😂😂😂
@alexiaanastassiadis5543
@alexiaanastassiadis5543 6 месяцев назад
I can relate SO MUCH on the name and address conundrum
@alexfontaine6233
@alexfontaine6233 6 месяцев назад
Man this guy is good😂😂😂
@matthewtosiello9220
@matthewtosiello9220 6 месяцев назад
Just. So. Funny. Watch him, he's really going places!
@natalieescoffier5398
@natalieescoffier5398 5 месяцев назад
This guy was hilarious and kept it clean. Much respect ❤
@matchmakermaria
@matchmakermaria 6 месяцев назад
This was sooo good Gus! SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!
@richardkohlhof
@richardkohlhof 5 месяцев назад
I have a crush on a funny, little Greek man!
@yahneeta3461
@yahneeta3461 5 месяцев назад
Definitely captured my attention! Good set! My condolences.
@psaxe
@psaxe 6 месяцев назад
Great set, Gus!! I'm so proud of you!!
@EdwardMaddalena
@EdwardMaddalena 6 месяцев назад
Way to go Gus!!! Hilarious as always
@kathlake4009
@kathlake4009 5 месяцев назад
I'm so sorry for your losses, Gus. You're very funny! 😂
@erynmacdonald
@erynmacdonald 5 месяцев назад
It never gets old, you can take it to hella depths 15 yrs later. Outsiders look at us in horror when we start talking bout this or that dead fam member 😂
@TheJasmineRuiz
@TheJasmineRuiz 6 месяцев назад
Gus has me in CACKLING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@BlueSkyOcean
@BlueSkyOcean 5 месяцев назад
This is awesome. Asian parents in USA first generation totally get it
@jayce949
@jayce949 5 месяцев назад
Epic. You did such a great job.
@spkrlre
@spkrlre 6 месяцев назад
Oh man.. sorry for your loss Gus. And I'm sorry it didn't work out with your ex
@Kraypaper
@Kraypaper 6 месяцев назад
GusCon or KonGus.... Hollywood loves a mashup. And I loved this clip!
@waterfallxo320
@waterfallxo320 5 месяцев назад
i haven’t genuinely laughed in a long time that was great
@SiRCHiN007
@SiRCHiN007 6 месяцев назад
The vibe 😂
@carloshydro
@carloshydro 6 месяцев назад
That was some good comedy
@tylerjameson6769
@tylerjameson6769 6 месяцев назад
10s across the board 👏🏻👏🏻
@ajh193
@ajh193 6 месяцев назад
You never miss 😂
@shadrackmanano2593
@shadrackmanano2593 5 месяцев назад
😂😂😂 This guy is 🙌🙌🙌
@Grumpymaonao
@Grumpymaonao 5 месяцев назад
lol the bit about translating for immigrant parents 😂I still hate going to Home Depot after being forced to try to figure out how to buy stuff for mom
@yannismitsos759
@yannismitsos759 5 месяцев назад
ΝΑΙΙΙΙ Gus! Keep going at it! I cannot help but think that your mother would be proud!
@Jenauxn
@Jenauxn 6 месяцев назад
The United States has not declared a national language, so for the citizen test to be harder for anyone who does not speak English seems pretty..... Un-American.
@toria_sin
@toria_sin 5 месяцев назад
Imagine if he told them she was flying spirit. Rip to your mom.
@B-Moye
@B-Moye 6 месяцев назад
Dude is hilarious!! 😂😂
@Buckboy2024
@Buckboy2024 5 месяцев назад
This kid did a good job!
@keetasingletary
@keetasingletary 6 месяцев назад
My name is literally the Spanish word for little girl and a popular fruit 🍌 and my family isn't even Hispanic 😂😂😂😅
@nulllex0099
@nulllex0099 6 месяцев назад
Bananiña?
@qumbe
@qumbe 6 месяцев назад
niñita
@monicarenee7949
@monicarenee7949 6 месяцев назад
Chiquita?
@ahaley3292
@ahaley3292 5 месяцев назад
Is your name Platano?
@Keng04T
@Keng04T 5 месяцев назад
So based off of the comments your name is either Nina Bana or Nina Plantano
@frosopashos8247
@frosopashos8247 6 месяцев назад
Amazing 😂😂😂
@doommuffinz5276
@doommuffinz5276 6 месяцев назад
Lol "FOCUS!"
@michealdavis3101
@michealdavis3101 6 месяцев назад
Love this, hilarious ❤ well wishes
@Maliceless100
@Maliceless100 5 месяцев назад
I SMELL SITCOM.
@kalikadevi
@kalikadevi 4 месяца назад
May her memory be eternal 🙏
@alburnett75
@alburnett75 6 месяцев назад
Funny af
@lizerattttttiiiiiiiiii
@lizerattttttiiiiiiiiii 5 месяцев назад
Ate it up ❤
@stephengordonwalker
@stephengordonwalker 6 месяцев назад
ahhh cant wait!!!
@noirczar5280
@noirczar5280 6 месяцев назад
Great set!! 😂
@vinemp
@vinemp 5 месяцев назад
Come thru, Short King!
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato
@Mozzarella-and-Tomato 5 месяцев назад
This guy is great!! If you read this I'm sorry for your loss, and I really hope to see more from you!
@mariadf123
@mariadf123 6 месяцев назад
Hilarious 😂😂😂
@tvwatcher3
@tvwatcher3 6 месяцев назад
Love it😂
@kharakessler1390
@kharakessler1390 5 месяцев назад
Haaa!!! Who needs to write anything when you have LIFE!!! I wouldn’t had canceled SHYT! She just wouldn’t had been on the plane! ❤
@Nicktilleli
@Nicktilleli 6 месяцев назад
Hilarious
@jeaniebird999
@jeaniebird999 5 месяцев назад
1:49 🤣😂😅😆 He said, "customer cervix."
@BinaryFlareRC
@BinaryFlareRC 5 месяцев назад
I was in the middle of brushing my teeth at "Yeah, I'd like to schedule a pap smear." Y'all can probably guess what happened next. 🤦‍♀️
@Jenauxn
@Jenauxn 6 месяцев назад
My teachers always did the same thing with my name during attendance.
@theodoraboura9625
@theodoraboura9625 6 месяцев назад
Viva Ελλαδάρα!!!!!😂😂😂
@NFTeve
@NFTeve 3 месяца назад
Very funny and clever🎉
@NukNoETV
@NukNoETV 6 месяцев назад
Good set! I couldn't relate but funny is funny! 🫡
@realitysurfer2
@realitysurfer2 6 месяцев назад
So goooooood. 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 KC
@frogkisser
@frogkisser 5 месяцев назад
I loved this so much!!!
@dugongsdoitbetter
@dugongsdoitbetter 5 месяцев назад
YESSSS!!! I'm first generation. My first name is 10 letters and was made up by my mother. My last name is super easy, 4 letters, a common first name and super white(married name). Customer service people try gaslighting me into believing my last name is my first and that me and my government documents are lying.
@pryelomitchell1797
@pryelomitchell1797 5 месяцев назад
I'm glad I ran across him 👍🏾🤣🤣
@cnealon817
@cnealon817 5 месяцев назад
My husband has a long Slavic name. I didn’t change my name to his for 14 years. I only changed it because of work. Healthcare is through my work and they kept making me prove that I am married and that the kids are mine. If I wasn’t married why would I cover him under my healthcare. The kids confused me. It doesn’t change!!!!!
@jakebenavente6391
@jakebenavente6391 5 месяцев назад
What a silly little goose
@nicolajo666
@nicolajo666 5 месяцев назад
11:03 WELLLL Except the Customs Fraud.... but then I suppose one could argue that was the child's doing 😅
@zackzack2101
@zackzack2101 6 месяцев назад
Groovy, bro!
@1908grl
@1908grl 6 месяцев назад
Great set!
@katanaki3059
@katanaki3059 5 месяцев назад
Great set!
@eaglecoeur
@eaglecoeur 5 месяцев назад
So good! 😂
@yourmomisvaxxed5570
@yourmomisvaxxed5570 5 месяцев назад
Perfection
@claudio32920
@claudio32920 5 месяцев назад
Give me more, Gus. ❤😂 loved this. Really relate to the gay immigrant experiences.
@LaynieBella
@LaynieBella 6 месяцев назад
LISTEN BEN GLEN
@mattresbert
@mattresbert 5 месяцев назад
Brilliant stuff
@pryncecharming2133
@pryncecharming2133 5 месяцев назад
He's cute and hilarious 😊❤ I have a big name too and i relate to the customer service experience 😂😂😂
@ItsHilinsDiary
@ItsHilinsDiary 5 месяцев назад
You’re amazing and made me gym workout so much harder 🎉
@p.cornielius3332
@p.cornielius3332 5 месяцев назад
Oooooh that feel when the teacher would pause in roll call, i always knew it was me. And they only struggled on one fucking letter. Y.😅
@kangaroopalletjack9134
@kangaroopalletjack9134 6 месяцев назад
LET IT GO!!!
@RFSIsraelStarEarth
@RFSIsraelStarEarth 6 месяцев назад
Haha
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