What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring

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Sydney Castillo raises some questions about the price of Plan B, reveals the consequences of a dose of Zoloft and tells a story about a white woman who needed his help.
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16 апр 2024

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Комментарии : 111

@antonio6908 Месяц назад

love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better

@stevietv420 Месяц назад

That’s how it works, usually 😂

@antonio6908 Месяц назад

@@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired

@growngrownman5950 Месяц назад

@@antonio6908, TRUE!

@michaelcurtiss-landers5095 25 дней назад

Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂

@Max-zg2ci Месяц назад

Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.

@mirandacummings3219 27 дней назад

What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂

@Netherwolf6100 Месяц назад

"My Cup Is Full" I'm using that from now on.

@KristoferBurns Месяц назад

Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯

@aliigatorwine Месяц назад

He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story

@janayh2817 Месяц назад

Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂

@everythingdana9322 Месяц назад

hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.

@nulllex0099 29 дней назад

I do that and the only pills I take are painkillers

@justdeda9745 20 дней назад

😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.

@QueMusiQ 18 дней назад

Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳

@rsvp89 18 дней назад

I'm happy Sydney is making waves !

@jessicaevans2564 Месяц назад

Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.

@Sydneyisfunny Месяц назад

Facts

@RashidMBey 7 дней назад

You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.

@generalmortars7557 23 дня назад

The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.

@solutionistpowerplatform5148 29 дней назад

THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET

@torrencesmith1725 3 дня назад

Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking

@124wolvie День назад

Talking absolute silence

@hosi292 18 дней назад

My cup runneth over too!

@davidmccann9879 22 дня назад

Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol

@Libra_DeAmber Месяц назад

I love this man!!❤

@AceHtown Месяц назад

In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!

@jessicaevans2564 Месяц назад

For what?

@AceHtown Месяц назад

@@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.

@caramel23miss 16 дней назад

It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40

@mikeyterry28 17 дней назад

Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.

@Beeanns 22 дня назад

😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol

@deathdude035 Месяц назад

Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!

@harmowknee Месяц назад

I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!

@pukkademps Месяц назад

Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!

@user-wm8py8pj1t 19 дней назад

I needed this. Thank you. 😊

@talen4941 Месяц назад

Outstanding!!!

@queenbelove Месяц назад

Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!

@Barb3788 Месяц назад

That was funny as hell!!!

@kubolor1234 16 дней назад

I feel you Sydney

@rlandford7032 Месяц назад

Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!

@brielogan8315 4 дня назад

The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂

@ChernobylKid 20 дней назад

love it

@caramel23miss 16 дней назад

The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true

@appropriateinput Месяц назад

Hilarious! 😂😂😂

@ravynshelton3530 Месяц назад

This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs

@farenzeks437 3 дня назад

Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡

@user-fn6rn2zs5j Месяц назад

"oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"

@NickAdelman Месяц назад

this dude is funny!!!

@kreaola93 11 дней назад

Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny

@YoungKalifornia1 19 дней назад

Fiiiiire. Let's go

@ThraxioLarge 22 дня назад

Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person

@Yida_Vilified 15 часов назад

Phenomenal play boi

@Xyleryx Месяц назад

Greetings from Las Vegas NV

@chrissancajr2841 20 дней назад

he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂

@PappMFJohnson Месяц назад

Sydney is a star.

@everythingdana9322 Месяц назад

hahahahahahaomg hilarious.

@Howardstwein912 Месяц назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Syren90...Aka9 18 дней назад

He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.

@Luna1917a Месяц назад

❤❤❤❤

@QuarterPastBlack 25 дней назад

He should be a writer on Atlanta.

@Biggaaaa123 22 дня назад

😂

@Alexz_Archivz 4 дня назад

Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!

@redgenerall28 7 часов назад

Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF

@JSmittysupervisations 28 дней назад

Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on

@Beamin-bn8gt 4 дня назад

Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians

@daniells71 17 дней назад

Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.

@texasflower1212 2 дня назад

It’s only like that in the beginning!😊

@qianaberryman7236 Месяц назад

Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊

@MrBrian000 27 дней назад

Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.

@layyunicornplayhouse5597 24 дня назад

They Have A Coupon For It If You Use It It Be Like $30

@mmjackson1616 20 дней назад

It used to be $85

@nasaspace7212 22 дня назад

Uh ub plan b 50 bro

@9pmKingGo2sleep 14 дней назад

Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees

@yeahyeahwowman8099 2 дня назад

Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂

@user-rb8vx8jk3t 20 дней назад

lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more

@krbaron9115 Месяц назад

I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)

@laurastarbrook1308 Месяц назад

The PlayStation 5 is actually $400

@Max-zg2ci Месяц назад

If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive

@Marthroy9000 Месяц назад

This is probably years old.

@terrell6947 Месяц назад

Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly

@michellemcfarland80 Месяц назад

☹️

@user-rb8vx8jk3t 20 дней назад

raw. ty!

@RicardoSkeete-xo6uw 10 дней назад

Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start