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Math tutor Mike Manzi suspected something suspicious when he showed up to meet a 13-year-old girl - but he didn’t calculate on meeting Chris Hansen.

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@Waltham1892
@Waltham1892 4 года назад
"I really can't afford to be arrested..." Don't worry Sir, its free of charge.
@eccentriq1014
@eccentriq1014 4 года назад
This deserves more likes😂
@robprocks
@robprocks 4 года назад
@@eccentriq1014 For real!! 🤣😂🤣😂
@msgriffinhive
@msgriffinhive 4 года назад
And so is being an idiot
@Tristan-jt3id
@Tristan-jt3id 4 года назад
It actually costs money to be arrested. Court fees and what not
@msgriffinhive
@msgriffinhive 4 года назад
@@Tristan-jt3id WHY MUST YPU RUIN THIS
@worm2576
@worm2576 4 года назад
“I deal with kids all the time” not a good thing to say in front of Chris Hanson
@pastel_magi
@pastel_magi 4 года назад
*MUDA MUDA*
@medicalcal
@medicalcal 4 года назад
thanks for the info, DIO.
@lextherex1025
@lextherex1025 4 года назад
LMAO
@Andy-xl9gz
@Andy-xl9gz 4 года назад
😂 Ikr
@chrispham6599
@chrispham6599 4 года назад
Famous last words
@DrMcMoist
@DrMcMoist 8 месяцев назад
*Walks into a bank with a gun drawn* "Don't panic, everybody; just making sure that nobody is robbing this place."
@BSTJUNKIE-qs1ii
@BSTJUNKIE-qs1ii 2 месяца назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@driafibromyalgiafighter9342
@driafibromyalgiafighter9342 Месяц назад
😂😂😂😂
@mcivor321
@mcivor321 Месяц назад
Hahaha 🤣🤣🤣
@johngilmore697
@johngilmore697 Месяц назад
Why would I panic I just blazed.
@Bag0fRats
@Bag0fRats Месяц назад
Lol😂
@Hupomone
@Hupomone 6 месяцев назад
I'm so grateful we have concerned citizens like Mike Thrilla looking out for our nation's youth.
@Lrizu
@Lrizu 5 месяцев назад
Hupomone
@iamaliveyoucantstopnow
@iamaliveyoucantstopnow 5 месяцев назад
hahahahhaha
@AdrenalineRushMX
@AdrenalineRushMX 5 месяцев назад
🤣🤣
@OrangeBoiiii
@OrangeBoiiii 4 месяца назад
Truely the man of all time
@jaycahuenga6416
@jaycahuenga6416 3 месяца назад
Off subject but I thought it was funny that Mike Manzie was wearing a math t shirt to see a "13 yr old" girl at that time 🤭
@ivroxxd
@ivroxxd 4 года назад
Later on, as hansen was lying down in his bed at night, that question came back to his mind.. "am i really chris hansen?"
@ZombryaTheDark
@ZombryaTheDark 4 года назад
I read that in his voice lmao
@hibikimaiku
@hibikimaiku 4 года назад
😆😆😆
@ezzanz961
@ezzanz961 4 года назад
Unpopular Opinion 🤣
@juliusminaj
@juliusminaj 4 года назад
ZombryaTheDark same lmao
@anthonylaudano9751
@anthonylaudano9751 4 года назад
What a low life DORK.COULDNT GET LAYED IN A MORG
@Rightopinionhaver
@Rightopinionhaver 4 года назад
“Please guys let me go home” ok guys wrap it up he said we can’t arrest him
@CoRLex-jh5vx
@CoRLex-jh5vx 4 года назад
His -mom- self said no
@musblue2599
@musblue2599 4 года назад
He's not that white 😂
@colbyfletcher7825
@colbyfletcher7825 4 года назад
Yeet
@phenomenaljone
@phenomenaljone 4 года назад
Michael Lucas 😩😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🔥
@beastcarleeto707
@beastcarleeto707 4 года назад
@@colbyfletcher7825 r/ihavereddit
@1cugine359
@1cugine359 6 месяцев назад
This guy's uncle was part of Hansen's team. Must be humiliating
@susanlett9632
@susanlett9632 6 месяцев назад
Dang!!
@butterbread858
@butterbread858 4 месяца назад
That's unconfirmed at best.
@CannibalOx99
@CannibalOx99 4 месяца назад
​@sharpbutterknife well he has an uncle somewhere out there that's humiliated
@butterbread858
@butterbread858 4 месяца назад
@@CannibalOx99Manzi works at a petco now lol
@droppin_sik_beets
@droppin_sik_beets 4 месяца назад
With a porn stash​@@butterbread858
@milesjohnson5487
@milesjohnson5487 2 месяца назад
Hearing Chris say " blaze" is the cleanest best pleasure.
@synthogd808
@synthogd808 4 года назад
At least his hair and eyebrows knew better than to come over
@melaniewheeler1655
@melaniewheeler1655 4 года назад
For real 😂
@Mr07008
@Mr07008 4 года назад
AHAHAHAH
@UnseenBalenci
@UnseenBalenci 4 года назад
LMAOOO
@Reodor_Felgen
@Reodor_Felgen 4 года назад
@@unsub8321 Your face knew better than to show up on your profile picture as well!
@wokeex6770
@wokeex6770 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Meg-lv8fo
@Meg-lv8fo 5 лет назад
Math tutors: 13 + 32 = 45 Chris Hanson: 13 + 32 = trouble
@waveyboii1491
@waveyboii1491 5 лет назад
😂😂😂 good comment
@mranonymous6629
@mranonymous6629 5 лет назад
😂😂😂
@fgpercent4927
@fgpercent4927 5 лет назад
If u would have wrote Chris Hansen this would’ve been top comment for sure
@makdanie
@makdanie 5 лет назад
hahah
@memyself1176
@memyself1176 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@tylerhannon762
@tylerhannon762 2 месяца назад
"I'm here because I was slightly concerned." - Michael Manzi
@milesjohnson5487
@milesjohnson5487 Месяц назад
Chris Hansen pronounced the G in chillin.
@milliepepin807
@milliepepin807 8 месяцев назад
Bruh 13 is a baby these people are sick. I’m 22 now and I still feel like a child
@ookipuki
@ookipuki 2 месяца назад
When I turned 28 I saw 20 yr Olds as babies lol
@avinashjha5945
@avinashjha5945 2 месяца назад
I am 24 and moved the dating range to 22 because any younger than that felt a bit weird.
@user-bi1mv8rk2b
@user-bi1mv8rk2b 2 месяца назад
​@@avinashjha5945same here
@Dylan-Frost
@Dylan-Frost 2 месяца назад
I wouldn't go as far as to say that 13 is infantile but that's still pretty young. (I am 17.)
@tealeavees
@tealeavees 2 месяца назад
@@Dylan-Frost They'll definitely feel like that when you get a bit older. I'm only 21 and now 13 year olds are like babies to me
@SuperSara924
@SuperSara924 4 года назад
“I’m gonna get arrested if I go out that door” Dude you’re gonna get arrested no matter what door you go out
@JDUCSUDMU38948
@JDUCSUDMU38948 4 года назад
Half Blood Scum lmfaooo true, I was waiting for him to start throwing things
@stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856
@stellawilliamoldvideosofch3856 4 года назад
Hehe
@AlphaQHard
@AlphaQHard 4 года назад
„What if I just flush myself down the toilet like the piece of shit that I am?”
@carnagezone4268
@carnagezone4268 4 года назад
@@AlphaQHard this is the First comment to actually make me lol. Thank you, have a like and a cookie.
@useenmebefore5486
@useenmebefore5486 4 года назад
Even if he comes out of the closet?
@pinkmanfart
@pinkmanfart 5 лет назад
caillou really let himself go 😔😔
@theamazingtristini3251
@theamazingtristini3251 5 лет назад
caillou always showed the signs...it was just a matter of time
@blackcat8104
@blackcat8104 5 лет назад
@@theamazingtristini3251 Dammit!! You beat me to it! Lol
@victoriacornelio-fisher4089
@victoriacornelio-fisher4089 5 лет назад
I....I hate you 😂😂
@kavakahn9387
@kavakahn9387 5 лет назад
We all know he sucks and he doesn't deserve hair or food or love
@tiffanydavis3903
@tiffanydavis3903 5 лет назад
Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
@tlegendz66
@tlegendz66 7 месяцев назад
“Guys..urrrghh” 🤣🤣
@sedlyholmes3722
@sedlyholmes3722 25 дней назад
"This is harrable"
@RonKnightIsMyUncle
@RonKnightIsMyUncle 4 месяца назад
This is harrible. Guys I was just there for a weed hookup. Even my uncle knew why I was there.
@rahatahmed6188
@rahatahmed6188 4 месяца назад
Did you blaze?
@RonKnightIsMyUncle
@RonKnightIsMyUncle 4 месяца назад
@@rahatahmed6188 I would have but that bastard Chris kept me away from my soul mate.
@rahatahmed6188
@rahatahmed6188 4 месяца назад
@@RonKnightIsMyUncle 32? You look way older by the way.
@RonKnightIsMyUncle
@RonKnightIsMyUncle 4 месяца назад
@@rahatahmed6188 How’s your downward dog?
@rahatahmed6188
@rahatahmed6188 4 месяца назад
@@RonKnightIsMyUncleI just know I could get in trouble even talking to you, you know.
@OrganicDolphin
@OrganicDolphin 4 года назад
“He’s obsessed with pizza” Why did they feel we needed to know that.
@babylonisfallen4411
@babylonisfallen4411 4 года назад
A question I asked myself as well. Plus where is their evidence ? simply bringing pizza implies obsession I guess
@3ves
@3ves 4 года назад
*pizza gate*
@saltinecracker491
@saltinecracker491 4 года назад
@@babylonisfallen4411 He probably said it and they just didnt show us.
@babylonisfallen4411
@babylonisfallen4411 4 года назад
Well I demand proof. You can't go around making bold accusations like that without proof.
@sakurito55
@sakurito55 4 года назад
Astro Dan watch pizza gate videos and you’ll understand
@11033066099
@11033066099 4 года назад
The worst thing that could happen to Caillou in the future.
@reislashbai
@reislashbai 4 года назад
Things are getting wild in Caillou's house tonight
@11033066099
@11033066099 4 года назад
@Strawberry Orphan lmao, I can Google it
@turcanudan9386
@turcanudan9386 4 года назад
The worst, and yet...the likeliest
@KajunMs39
@KajunMs39 4 года назад
Lol!! Good one
@MatridoxRBLX
@MatridoxRBLX 4 года назад
DavidzToyz underrated comment
@tylersweat7898
@tylersweat7898 6 месяцев назад
The fact that he’s the nephew of the head of security for the show 🤦🏽‍♂️
@susanlett9632
@susanlett9632 6 месяцев назад
Damn! Seriously?? WOW 😳😧
@jenniferburton7044
@jenniferburton7044 3 месяца назад
This has been debunked by Hansens own crew 🙄
@toastle8005
@toastle8005 3 месяца назад
No, he wasnt
@jenniferburton7044
@jenniferburton7044 3 месяца назад
@@toastle8005 The fact that people spread these asinine rumors without fact checking is SCARY. Let’s hope these people don’t vote either.
@dominickjustave3558
@dominickjustave3558 3 месяца назад
​@@jenniferburton7044its not a rumor about Hanson getting in trouble with the law and how young his wife was
@offwhitem
@offwhitem 4 месяца назад
"I'm gonna have a look around someone else's house, and make sure no one else is here to catch me meeting up with a young person. Be right back."
@bw2481
@bw2481 4 года назад
"I deal with kids all the time..." Not your best argument, sir.
@perryjudson364
@perryjudson364 4 года назад
I read this the second he said that😂
@realniaimani
@realniaimani 4 года назад
Breeshia Wade right 😂😂😭😭
@1snikta
@1snikta 4 года назад
Definitely not the best choice of words.. You're going down math tutor.
@tommykupper2540
@tommykupper2540 4 года назад
I read this as soon as he said it😂😂😂
@ciaranscl
@ciaranscl 4 года назад
Perry Judson same 😂😹🤣
@Mark-xf1ot
@Mark-xf1ot 4 года назад
“Police, put your hands behind your back.” “Please guys I can’t” “Alright boys he can’t so let’s pack it up and go home, sir you’re free to go.”
@GM-dg6mj
@GM-dg6mj 4 года назад
*roll credit
@Provo.00
@Provo.00 4 года назад
lmao
@miabeardmore
@miabeardmore 4 года назад
lol
@BASEBALLHISTOR
@BASEBALLHISTOR 4 года назад
25 + 13 = 20 yrs lmao
@melitonorozcojr.8099
@melitonorozcojr.8099 4 года назад
🤭🤭
@pgh45rpms
@pgh45rpms 5 месяцев назад
Did he lose his teaching credentials? Wouldn't want him anywhere near my kids.
@rahatahmed6188
@rahatahmed6188 5 месяцев назад
Yes
@Ibrahim-wr5fs
@Ibrahim-wr5fs 16 дней назад
Obviously lol
@cybergothika6906
@cybergothika6906 6 месяцев назад
His anxiety disgusts me, because its not a condition. He's just worried to get to prison and knows he did wrong.
@MadIsTheHatter
@MadIsTheHatter 4 года назад
“I came here to save this girl from guys like me” pretty much his defense
@1amNumberOne
@1amNumberOne 4 года назад
Omg...this is SO FUCKIN FUNNY...I dont understand how no one else could be talking about this fact
@henrijs1733
@henrijs1733 4 года назад
self-burn haha
@ndhdhdbjendidnd1246
@ndhdhdbjendidnd1246 4 года назад
That's what I call, self defence
@TimSlee1
@TimSlee1 4 года назад
Other predators have made the same shitty excuse.
@voltorb433
@voltorb433 4 года назад
Lol I thought that too
@makeupacadia
@makeupacadia 4 года назад
His head said “🥚”
@flarexero2161
@flarexero2161 4 года назад
Humpty dumpty sat on a wall 😂😂😂
@rjs1jd
@rjs1jd 4 года назад
And humty dumpty fell off the wall and landed on Chris Hanson's lap!
@MMA_BEASTHUB
@MMA_BEASTHUB 4 года назад
Dick head
@josevaldez4482
@josevaldez4482 4 года назад
Animations Videogames SFM 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t unsee that now 😂
@Amharizz
@Amharizz 4 года назад
@@rjs1jd 😂😂
@user-ki3wh1ml2e
@user-ki3wh1ml2e 2 месяца назад
I would like them to bring this series back..
@andsoitbegins464
@andsoitbegins464 Месяц назад
Me too!
@ImSquiggs
@ImSquiggs 8 дней назад
Hanson vs Predator was so good I’d almost say it’s better than the original series. Definitely his best alternate project at least.
@brodybayne
@brodybayne 6 месяцев назад
This is the only true crime show I enjoy. The mood change when Chris walks into the room and the arguments they have get me every time. It's also one of the only true crime shows that actually lead to these horrible people being arrested
@binbin7969
@binbin7969 3 года назад
Chris: “You’re getting arrested.” Predator: “no please 🥺🥺👉👈”
@mattaddme6247
@mattaddme6247 3 года назад
LMAOOOO
@xanelewis8208
@xanelewis8208 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@1xincoo
@1xincoo 3 года назад
Underrated comment😭😭😂
@leeraps6621
@leeraps6621 3 года назад
Fr he looks like a baby even 💀💀
@ChickenRieder
@ChickenRieder 3 года назад
But I said I'm sowwy 🥺
@-Wreckanize-
@-Wreckanize- 4 года назад
Chris - "I'm Chris Hansen" Mike - "No you're not" Chris - "Damn he's good, alright you're free to go"
@bcbrandonbc9674
@bcbrandonbc9674 4 года назад
Wreckanize 😭😭😭😭
@LordofDaggerfall
@LordofDaggerfall 4 года назад
Speech 100
@-Wreckanize-
@-Wreckanize- 4 года назад
@@LordofDaggerfall Thanks! Means a lot
@claudiariedel5777
@claudiariedel5777 4 года назад
He's trying to get serious way to soon,so Hansen had to simply intervene. They have a serious problem, but take no responsibility.
@HKOTACON
@HKOTACON 4 года назад
Chris Hansen: "Damn... what if I'm not Chris Hansen... What if I'm a clone of Chris Hansen, and the real Chris Hansen is dead..."
@EasilySuede
@EasilySuede 4 месяца назад
the narcissism is off the charts with this one
@Masses_
@Masses_ 5 месяцев назад
Mike: **activates begging mode** Cops: "We're gonna tase you." Mike: **activates compliant mode**
@dskcis
@dskcis 4 года назад
“I really can’t afford to get arrested” You tryna buy a Premium cell or something?
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад
Otherwise he gets a shitload of prison ads
@mustardyboi4187
@mustardyboi4187 4 года назад
レックスRex That’s when you know you have to uninstall the prison
@anonymoustranscriber2869
@anonymoustranscriber2869 4 года назад
Ew, a roblox profile picture.
@conastel3023
@conastel3023 4 года назад
@@anonymoustranscriber2869 Probably just a kid man, let it be. They'll grow up
@dskcis
@dskcis 4 года назад
Conastel k
@pardoxia7242
@pardoxia7242 4 года назад
Boy's out here lookin' like Humpty Dumpty. And boy did he have great fall.
@giulis3315
@giulis3315 4 года назад
Pardoxia i’m wheezing😂
@lodoniakhaye4341
@lodoniakhaye4341 4 года назад
hahaha
@Kazzzz12
@Kazzzz12 4 года назад
😂😂
@victoriafebo-cruz5259
@victoriafebo-cruz5259 4 года назад
This deserves more attention😂😂
@mechanicman3305
@mechanicman3305 4 года назад
Na he looking like the characters coneheads in that movie 😭😂😭😂
@NicoIasV
@NicoIasV 7 месяцев назад
"Do they film this whole thing?" "Yes Mike, we are." 8:34
@christophergargaro959
@christophergargaro959 4 месяца назад
Manzi was probably the most intelligent overall predator caught on HvP. He also knows how to fast talk and twist words. Scary that a guy like that is tutoring impressionable children.
@I_WANT_MY_SLAW
@I_WANT_MY_SLAW 4 месяца назад
He never talked about anything sexual.
@Scarenthis
@Scarenthis 4 месяца назад
His excuses were awful, and when your face is on this show, your life is ruined.
@sofiasorace9467
@sofiasorace9467 3 года назад
“ He’s wearing a shirt popular with MIT graduates. But he didn’t go there, he went to a small New York college.” Man these guys throwing shade
@GoldandAppel
@GoldandAppel 3 года назад
Perpetrating.
@patrickobrien5311
@patrickobrien5311 3 года назад
that shirt is cool tho, simplified the equation says "MIT"
@mjf2891
@mjf2891 3 года назад
Golden Pants that shirt is cute though, built good
@Kate21561
@Kate21561 3 года назад
LMAO, lkr?
@georgea.4125
@georgea.4125 3 года назад
@Shalexia Davis They just want to show he is phony and that he wears a shirt in attempt to make himself look like an MIT graduate, while he just went to a small college. It's all about hypocrisy and deception in other areas in his life other than child hunting.
@theavataroni9453
@theavataroni9453 3 года назад
This show had to be cancelled due to Chris Hansen no longer believing he was Chris Hansen.
@dr.steinman.rockvath3763
@dr.steinman.rockvath3763 3 года назад
XD hot damn that's great!
@James-pb4nv
@James-pb4nv 3 года назад
Oh my god I'm finnished 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@bubba8751
@bubba8751 3 года назад
Y did it get canceled tho ???
@lavayachelsea2638
@lavayachelsea2638 3 года назад
Lmfao I'm dying
@patricksurname5793
@patricksurname5793 3 года назад
@Geneticfreek no lol. It was because a DA got caught on this show and then fled to his home and offed himself. Kind of hard to run this tv show after that.
@thehawk217
@thehawk217 5 месяцев назад
"he's obsessed with pizza" Wow why thank you Chris Hansen for bringing up such an important relevant and vital point
@griffinsutich1067
@griffinsutich1067 4 месяца назад
pizzagate
@samanthaeduardamoreira1630
@samanthaeduardamoreira1630 8 месяцев назад
That's the scariest part, he deals with kids all the time. Monster hidden in plain site. He acts so distraught because he knows all he is going to lose.
@Talos827
@Talos827 8 месяцев назад
Yes....dehunanise and exclude people like him from society that will help (sarcasm). Just look at how the first world countries handle this and copy that. Same goes for your antiquated weapons law and your social system in general.
@AlbertRei3424
@AlbertRei3424 2 месяца назад
​@@Talos827Please elaborate
@Philbythelake
@Philbythelake 4 года назад
“His shirt is popular with MIT graduates. He did not go there” 💀
@CalQaida
@CalQaida 4 года назад
Shit Mr Hansen! Why you gotta do him like that?
@JohnJ149
@JohnJ149 4 года назад
Hansen be cooking these dudes fr
@jademaldonado9247
@jademaldonado9247 4 года назад
😭😂😭😂😭 fucking killed me lol
@aquamarine0023
@aquamarine0023 4 года назад
Chris is the OG and doesn't play 😂
@bgrm1069
@bgrm1069 4 года назад
Hansen taking Big W's
@cocaha8733
@cocaha8733 5 лет назад
Caillou should have said that he has dyslexia and he was there to meet a 31 year old.
@JohnGenova
@JohnGenova 5 лет назад
Cocaha 87 that would of been brilliant
@mcdonaldsselever5095
@mcdonaldsselever5095 5 лет назад
Lmao this deserves more likes
@emmachance2993
@emmachance2993 5 лет назад
you are clever
@truth517
@truth517 5 лет назад
Cocaha 87 Good one! 😂😂😂
@LoisAGrimm
@LoisAGrimm 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@myskullwashere
@myskullwashere 6 месяцев назад
weed isnt for 13 year old girls ☠️
@G00GLeZukkaTurd
@G00GLeZukkaTurd 6 месяцев назад
Weed don’t do this 😂
@justfun7296
@justfun7296 Месяц назад
These guys are such infantile babies that show their true colors when caught. They can’t handle any type of real adult relationship
@flowerprincess1615
@flowerprincess1615 4 года назад
“I deal with kids all the time” ooh buddy that was the wrong choice of words
@japhethmoses5185
@japhethmoses5185 4 года назад
FlowerPrincess16 lmfaooo ikr
@MsMel-gs7xe
@MsMel-gs7xe 4 года назад
HEHEHEHE!!!!!! 😂
@JackieFuckingChan
@JackieFuckingChan 4 года назад
Hello princess...
@kingzingo1784
@kingzingo1784 4 года назад
Lmao
@r.6731
@r.6731 4 года назад
😂😂😂
@ivemissedyou.8900
@ivemissedyou.8900 4 года назад
This dude just tried to jedi mind trick Chris Hansen.
@saugattmg6383
@saugattmg6383 4 года назад
Heidrosign ikr LOL 😆
@nelanegron3076
@nelanegron3076 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂😂
@cassie1421
@cassie1421 4 года назад
This is not the predator you are looking for
@hda2243
@hda2243 4 года назад
Hahaha
@Rex-golf_player810
@Rex-golf_player810 4 года назад
Either that or extreme denial I mean how the fuck do you not recognize him
@adamtajyar
@adamtajyar 6 месяцев назад
Still not as bad as the prick who drove 2 hours and eating his pizza nonchalantly while he was busted and about to be arrested
@darrylramsey6232
@darrylramsey6232 2 месяца назад
Jeff sokal lol
@canuckguy0313
@canuckguy0313 Месяц назад
I think the decoy in the house was the same as Sokol’s.
@miruharabae8045
@miruharabae8045 9 дней назад
But, can't you see how apprehensive he was?
@darrylramsey6232
@darrylramsey6232 9 дней назад
@@miruharabae8045 😆
@ChosenPlaysYT
@ChosenPlaysYT 2 месяца назад
“Ok but are there police outside?” “I’ll get to that in a minute.” and it was at that moment he knew it’s gg
@Yourmother-ef8gk
@Yourmother-ef8gk 3 года назад
Imagine turning on the tv to see ur math tutor talking to Chris Hanson
@gocubbies6577
@gocubbies6577 3 года назад
Actually?
@Yourmother-ef8gk
@Yourmother-ef8gk 3 года назад
@Austin M. Chill bro ok
@gocubbies6577
@gocubbies6577 3 года назад
was he ur tutor
@Yourmother-ef8gk
@Yourmother-ef8gk 3 года назад
@@gocubbies6577 No I was just sayinf
@Yourmother-ef8gk
@Yourmother-ef8gk 3 года назад
@Austin M. Ok I get it
@bessfields1721
@bessfields1721 4 года назад
u telling me this isNT the guy who kidnapped the chipmunks
@james-uc5gc
@james-uc5gc 4 года назад
everybody gangsta until Ian shows up
@strawberrygoldfiish8606
@strawberrygoldfiish8606 4 года назад
*alvins walks in with a chainsaw*
@james-uc5gc
@james-uc5gc 4 года назад
Goldfishes are Underrated Simon , Theodore we got him
@papilionicide
@papilionicide 4 года назад
why doesn't this have more likes 💀💀
@james-uc5gc
@james-uc5gc 4 года назад
Addie Crawford idk 😞
@Skoc90
@Skoc90 2 месяца назад
Poor guy wanted to see if shes ok and now this happens😂
@captaintrips2980
@captaintrips2980 2 месяца назад
He's a real knight in shining armor, isn't he?
@seraphinexex
@seraphinexex 3 года назад
I don't remember this episode of Caillou
@papapreston2356
@papapreston2356 3 года назад
Bro this comment had me dying😂😂😂
@jonmaher7946
@jonmaher7946 3 года назад
😀😝🤣😂👍
@ingenide
@ingenide 3 года назад
at least his voice is less earsplitting
@luketemple1015
@luketemple1015 3 года назад
Search aok Caillou.
@helio68
@helio68 3 года назад
😆
@oogaga2638
@oogaga2638 4 года назад
Chris Hansen’s one liners are smoother than that dudes head.
@rocketbaboon2003
@rocketbaboon2003 4 года назад
Zack lmao he is a professional talker after all
@oogaga2638
@oogaga2638 4 года назад
Rocket Baboon Hahaha
@thicok4555
@thicok4555 4 года назад
To bad Chris went to jail to
@rocketbaboon2003
@rocketbaboon2003 4 года назад
Elias hell yes at least it wasn’t him being a predator
@bunbo1812
@bunbo1812 4 года назад
@@thicok4555 he got arrested? what did Chris do?
@rileymcphee9429
@rileymcphee9429 8 месяцев назад
- So you were gonna search the house right now for... what? - She could be here with a group of people, and she obviously was. What an intelligent liar. There were several times in Hanson's questions where he gave these slippery answers. Completely manipulative and super dangerous.
@mahinoriart
@mahinoriart 4 месяца назад
He has such a innocent-sounding voice. It's scary how "normal" these people seem
@g_money76
@g_money76 6 месяцев назад
The “please sir” 😂
@CliffReeds
@CliffReeds 4 года назад
I like how she is always wearing a bullet proof jacket while typing on a computer.
@loganfralick8314
@loganfralick8314 4 года назад
Clint Reeves ya never know when call of duty people come to life
@LouLou-xz6bw
@LouLou-xz6bw 4 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@firefly361
@firefly361 4 года назад
Rainbow Six Seige
@MV-eh3xf
@MV-eh3xf 4 года назад
Always prepared 🙌🏽🖖🏽......😩😂
@snorlaxcock6473
@snorlaxcock6473 4 года назад
She might get shot through the computer
@davidfallows6153
@davidfallows6153 4 года назад
Everyone gangsta till Chris hansen come through the door
@bigdoubleo8830
@bigdoubleo8830 4 года назад
David Fallows psh on god
@myapologiesmissgurl5069
@myapologiesmissgurl5069 4 года назад
Chris Hansen is a real one 😂😂 he’s so savage lol
@bayarea123
@bayarea123 4 года назад
R. lil chris tha savage
@oldschoolplanet5896
@oldschoolplanet5896 4 года назад
True everybody is hard till cops show up -K-RINO-
@gurviratwal8170
@gurviratwal8170 4 года назад
David Fallows everyone a math tutor till chris hansen come through the door
@vornamenachname989
@vornamenachname989 4 месяца назад
"I'm Chris Hansen" "No you're not." "You're right I'm not. I'm Jack the Ripper. You're screwed my friend."
@becky2235
@becky2235 3 месяца назад
Suspended sentence? Disgusting!
@xZak-A-42
@xZak-A-42 4 года назад
Predator: I can't guys please, I can't, GUYSSS Police chief: Alright guys he can't, just let him go
@valmaks9531
@valmaks9531 4 года назад
lol
@mistersancho2765
@mistersancho2765 4 года назад
White privilege at its finest lol
@wtfytyty6890
@wtfytyty6890 4 года назад
ValenTINA except they didn’t let him go
@hellfire3653
@hellfire3653 4 года назад
@@mistersancho2765 what kind of dumbass insult was that supposed to be
@limpfinger12
@limpfinger12 4 года назад
He can't. He WON'T.
@markshelling8345
@markshelling8345 4 года назад
Plot twist: the girl was arrested for luring an egg to her home.
@typierce5660
@typierce5660 4 года назад
Mark Shelling his head got more red by the minute
@Soosph0id
@Soosph0id 4 года назад
he looks like the goomba from the live action mario movie XD
@brianweiss1403
@brianweiss1403 4 года назад
He is the eggman
@brianweiss1403
@brianweiss1403 4 года назад
@@Soosph0id ohh my god he does thats the greatest comparison i ever heard thank you so much that is amazing
@Soosph0id
@Soosph0id 4 года назад
@@brianweiss1403 You could also say he looks like a live action gru but that would be complementing him on his appearance.
@eauzanana1724
@eauzanana1724 5 месяцев назад
At least, he understands the word: taser.
@keepingcalm
@keepingcalm Месяц назад
He’s the dumbest smart guy
@VisualAugment
@VisualAugment 4 года назад
"He got his math degree from a *S M A L L* New York College." Hansen be roasting these boys so lowkey.
@CiaobellaAmour
@CiaobellaAmour 4 года назад
inovaG 💀😹🤣
@mrooter5900
@mrooter5900 4 года назад
inovaG men*
@kevinflowers463
@kevinflowers463 4 года назад
it was completely unnecessary to bring up the shirt he was wearing to just point out he didn't go to MIT lmao
@Eyeriz2014
@Eyeriz2014 4 года назад
@@kevinflowers463 No, It was completely unnecessary for him to go to hang out with a minor. Anyone walking through those doors are going to get roasted by Chris Hansen.
@JBrander
@JBrander 4 года назад
@@kevinflowers463 Nah, when you commit to the deed of walking through those doors to meet that underage girl, you are open season and fair game for all kinds of roasting.
@cenobite_5107
@cenobite_5107 4 года назад
Everybody gangsta till Chris Hansen walks through the curtains
@nawlins.s
@nawlins.s 4 года назад
I'd be happy
@nawlins.s
@nawlins.s 4 года назад
\(+_+) / \ \ / / || \ \ 00
@nawlins.s
@nawlins.s 4 года назад
Poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky poopy stinky booty shaking music
@pokerbeast6402
@pokerbeast6402 4 года назад
Christopher "walken through the curtains" Hansen
@sketchycat6223
@sketchycat6223 4 года назад
Chris Handsome
@daleva187goligo
@daleva187goligo 2 месяца назад
looks like billy corgan has some explaining to do
@Berm_Blaster
@Berm_Blaster 6 месяцев назад
Lmao he really thought going out the back door would have a different outcome 😂
@hussfilms6852
@hussfilms6852 4 года назад
Looks like he’s about to steal the chipmunks
@userh8323
@userh8323 4 года назад
Huss F Oh my-
@andertap_silvaroid
@andertap_silvaroid 4 года назад
IM YODELING
@jacobbienke7819
@jacobbienke7819 4 года назад
Most underated RU-vid comment ever hahaha
@Trozenator
@Trozenator 4 года назад
HAHAHAHAHAHAA
@fatimasoto8404
@fatimasoto8404 4 года назад
😂😂😭😭
@Nr8k
@Nr8k 4 года назад
“I’m Chris Hansen, and you’re watching Disney channel”
@-Wreckanize-
@-Wreckanize- 4 года назад
*wand wave*
@DMTInfinity
@DMTInfinity 4 года назад
*#lolz*
@jakewhiston6461
@jakewhiston6461 4 года назад
If this was on Disney channel that would be uncomfortable and hilarious
@tonyfortier8835
@tonyfortier8835 4 года назад
@@jakewhiston6461 If chris hansen was at disney the entire head staff would get jailed. Lol
@sylviadyme9597
@sylviadyme9597 4 года назад
@@tonyfortier8835 oof 😂
@CreeperG0d
@CreeperG0d 2 месяца назад
Bro is a math teacher, but he miscalculated the age of consent. Rookie mistake.
@franciscotoscano9924
@franciscotoscano9924 8 месяцев назад
He was trying to negotiate with being arrested
@amaljudejoseph5066
@amaljudejoseph5066 4 года назад
Chris : 32+13=? Me : 45 Chris : trouble Me : damn math is tough
@kurosakibell9982
@kurosakibell9982 4 года назад
Lol
@lefreakful
@lefreakful 4 года назад
omg you win the best comment today! hilarious!
@r.coffman1431
@r.coffman1431 4 года назад
I answered, prison....guess we were both wrong lol
@mashonoid
@mashonoid 4 года назад
my answer was 46
@phataposter7709
@phataposter7709 4 года назад
Quick math
@toripai94
@toripai94 4 года назад
Its hilarious that they filmed someone aggressively writing 32+13 😂😂
@dimitarivanov7249
@dimitarivanov7249 4 года назад
When is that lol
@toripai94
@toripai94 4 года назад
@@dimitarivanov7249 @ 00:30
@captainhandcock3169
@captainhandcock3169 4 года назад
45 good luck on that math test
@TheReverantChoir
@TheReverantChoir 4 года назад
He didn’t even write trouble on the board lmao
@MyDomo1988
@MyDomo1988 4 года назад
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@ninerfan654
@ninerfan654 Месяц назад
“You see how this looks “
@user-st2rp3tb8k
@user-st2rp3tb8k 3 месяца назад
"well, I am here, because I was slightly concerned :) ."
@BlackLightning325
@BlackLightning325 3 года назад
“I’m Chris Hansen” “I disagree”
@Tinskap
@Tinskap 3 года назад
"Understandable, have a great day."
@Krispykrissy08
@Krispykrissy08 3 года назад
Not funny lel
@tiffymarieseestheteamarie4454
@tiffymarieseestheteamarie4454 3 года назад
😂👌
@salvador3828
@salvador3828 3 года назад
He hit him with the stephen a smith ”youre wrong and heres why”
@alesmanyari7871
@alesmanyari7871 3 года назад
no ,u not
@StefanyxHerrera
@StefanyxHerrera 4 года назад
“Because 32+13 adds up to trouble” I love Chris’ one liners lol
@camdenwyeth316
@camdenwyeth316 4 года назад
@@martinc1842 yeah I bet that's gonna work nice one
@martinc1842
@martinc1842 4 года назад
Faithleap gonna work for what? I was just making a statement
@junkyarddanubis3116
@junkyarddanubis3116 4 года назад
@@martinc1842 Game: 10/10
@martinc1842
@martinc1842 4 года назад
MaddenLightning thx luv 😎
@leemichael2154
@leemichael2154 4 года назад
Yeah he's great on the spot with his brutal retorts?!? 😯
@VM-oi3dk
@VM-oi3dk Месяц назад
It amazes me how people in general will try to pull off the most ridiculous stories instead of saying yeah you got me.
@showa546
@showa546 4 месяца назад
13 + 32 = Prison
@mariahperkins8884
@mariahperkins8884 2 года назад
“I came over to make sure she wasn’t talking to any OTHER pedophiles”
@eyeinheartsyou
@eyeinheartsyou 2 года назад
Yeahhhh that doesn't sit right with me 😬
@toma.4808
@toma.4808 2 года назад
Right! No other pedophiles....except me! 😂
@thetruthhurts131
@thetruthhurts131 2 года назад
Lmao
@superunknown8613
@superunknown8613 2 года назад
O T H E R
@czr5145
@czr5145 2 года назад
@@toma.4808 😂😂
@robocambot2.024
@robocambot2.024 3 года назад
“I’m chris Hansen” “No, you’re not” chris: *takes off scooby doo mask*
@sansgamerx6931
@sansgamerx6931 3 года назад
Lo XD
@kyanmanuel7278
@kyanmanuel7278 3 года назад
Best comment ever
@bethlamb3286
@bethlamb3286 3 года назад
Rutroh
@ldw556
@ldw556 3 года назад
Underneath is young Hansen
@itsjackboyy
@itsjackboyy 3 года назад
And he would of got away with it if it weren’t for fiddling kids
@dolcevita1706
@dolcevita1706 26 дней назад
All predators on this show have exactly the same thinking pattern and functioning : 1. Selecting a docile and kind teenager on the internet ; 2. Very quickly announcing in the chat what they expect from the teenager ; 3. Being stupid enough to think a virgin boy/girl will fall in love with dirty talk/pictures they send ; 4. Showing up at the house unclean, in very lousy and casual wear (like they do not need to make an effort to seduce a younger one) ; 5. Entering the house all happy and joyful, already fantasizing and looking forward to what they are going to do to the teenager ; 6. Quickly checking around, making sure the teenager is alone at home ; 7. Having no manners and making themselves at home without asking permission, from the first moment on ; 8. Bring along candy (among "other" things), thus further infantilizing the teenager ; 9. Do not chat much with the teenager, instead very quickly move towards action mode ; 10. Then, when they see Chris Hansen, they have this microsecond moment of disappointment : "Oh nooo, so that means no sex tonight..." ; 11. Then they immediately move to "Let's pretend I am not bothered by this, like it is just a friendly casual situation" ; 12. Then the same bs over and over : "I was not going to do anything", "The plan was just to hang around", "This is the first time I am doing this", etc. ; 13. Further deny everything, until Chris reads the transcript to them ; 14. Act in a submissive way towards Chris Hansen, because that is the only human relationship they know : to control and being controlled ; 15. Try to blame the young girl/boy for attracting them and alledgedly almost forcing them to come ; 16. Knowing this was illegal and risky for them, but still the urge was stronger than every possible reasoning ; 17. When asking what lesson they have learnt : not "don't do it", but instead : "do not get caught" ; 18. When arrested, feeling sorry only for themselves and only sorry that they have been caught ; 19. And all throughout the above steps : childish, immature behavior and absolutely NO consideration for the teenager and no conscience of another human being. Only pursuing their filthy thoughts and dirty pleasure.
@just_aria21
@just_aria21 2 месяца назад
This people just makes my blood boil.
@sleepinginmoss
@sleepinginmoss 4 года назад
Onision better prepare himself cause this is gonna be him real soon😁
@gothicMCRgirl
@gothicMCRgirl 4 года назад
If Chris Hansen doesn’t get him, the FBI sure will. They’re already on his case and many of his victims were already interviewed and have presented their evidence.
@cmmuse
@cmmuse 4 года назад
I say Dumb stuff onsion has really just been doing this for a long time. I’m not sure of an exact amount of time? 7-8 years? Onision is a child groomer, btw.
@Adama.1
@Adama.1 4 года назад
@@cmmuse wtf is a child groomer
@celestebigaignon6054
@celestebigaignon6054 4 года назад
Adama he and his partner basically start talking to girls at a really young age, befriend them, care for them and then when they turn the legal age have sex with them. It’s disgusting, Greg has been doing this since 2009-2010 and as he gets older his partners and lovers get younger.
@lzbmusic7688
@lzbmusic7688 4 года назад
wait onision gonna look like an egg damn
@JaimieWantsToMarryPizzaHut
@JaimieWantsToMarryPizzaHut 8 месяцев назад
Now I know why my parents were allways so strict about not letting me get social media
@gigahorse1475
@gigahorse1475 4 месяца назад
This guy is such a WHINER
@zionanderson8166
@zionanderson8166 4 года назад
chris hansen is the ceo of “you see how this looks.”
@SunBunz
@SunBunz 4 года назад
and the president of "Why don't you have a seat, right there."
@chenanigans6437
@chenanigans6437 4 года назад
Chris “if you have anything you’d like to say” Hansen
@yummymedic6675
@yummymedic6675 4 года назад
😂 you all have me laughing!
@SunBunz
@SunBunz 4 года назад
And the duke of "Help me out, here!"
@jujuespino1374
@jujuespino1374 4 года назад
And the god of “I have the transcripts”
@GodotOfficial
@GodotOfficial 4 года назад
“I’m Chris Hansen” “No I’m Chris Hansen” Checkmate
@darrellcovello7917
@darrellcovello7917 4 года назад
"No you take a seat"
@Pain-xw1rj
@Pain-xw1rj 4 года назад
No, we are Chris Hansen.
@CyanKnight96
@CyanKnight96 4 года назад
OakleyHasAFoot 787 ya fuckin killed him dude
@Im_alivexx
@Im_alivexx 4 года назад
“Hi Dahvie have a seat”
@EmmureMARIO64
@EmmureMARIO64 4 года назад
But you see how this looks?
@popsugar0993
@popsugar0993 Месяц назад
How many times did Chris say "blaze"? 😅😅
@moemonte88
@moemonte88 6 месяцев назад
Am I the only one who loves rewinding over and over the part where they get caught?
@diegoysl101
@diegoysl101 4 года назад
why does that man look like the human annoying orange
@singsong7118
@singsong7118 4 года назад
IM SPRINGING 😂
@jordanrainn
@jordanrainn 4 года назад
YSL Flowerz BRUH HAHAHAHHAHA
@kingmartinthe3rd90
@kingmartinthe3rd90 4 года назад
LET ME BREATHE
@tylergambino2085
@tylergambino2085 4 года назад
do not insult annoying orange like that😆🤣
@Lucretitia
@Lucretitia 4 года назад
Cannot unsee, although i think I saw it but didn't know it am i the future
@DumbassUsername
@DumbassUsername 4 года назад
*This dude is acting like a 4 year old trying to not get his ipad taken away*
@blehblehbleh2714
@blehblehbleh2714 4 года назад
Lmao 😂
@mercuryn8349
@mercuryn8349 4 года назад
LilOddRyan HAHAHA
@Jezzie0_0
@Jezzie0_0 4 года назад
Exactly 😂😂
@ceoofracism958
@ceoofracism958 4 года назад
If this gets into r/rareinsults can I be in the shot
@UltimateDurp
@UltimateDurp 4 года назад
He looks like a thumb
@stellarwind1946
@stellarwind1946 6 месяцев назад
This was one of the more controversial episodes because there wasn’t enough evidence from the chat log to charge him with a sex crime.
@alyssataylorsversion13
@alyssataylorsversion13 4 месяца назад
he was still talking to someone underage with suspicious undertones... he was definitely put on a watch list of some sort
@zenmaster8826
@zenmaster8826 2 месяца назад
But Back then, marijuana was a big baddie thou…
@Myself-yf5do
@Myself-yf5do Месяц назад
@@zenmaster8826 It still is if you try to give it to a minor, or so I've read.
@zenmaster8826
@zenmaster8826 Месяц назад
@@Myself-yf5do Yep… it’s like giving alcohol to a minor. But back then, possession of marijuana can get you in a lot of trouble.. haha!
@ernesto_again
@ernesto_again 3 года назад
“I really can’t afford to be arrested...” Police: *”Understandable, have a nice day”*
@deedee4528
@deedee4528 3 года назад
Haahahahahahaha
@gertjanvandermeij4265
@gertjanvandermeij4265 3 года назад
Well ..... why not ? it's free !
@KillerToyMachine
@KillerToyMachine 3 года назад
@@gertjanvandermeij4265 not for the tax payers
@rasyohan5816
@rasyohan5816 3 года назад
😂😂😭
@kimmoreels7950
@kimmoreels7950 3 года назад
haha
@redbird924
@redbird924 4 месяца назад
This is harrible!
@taif5257
@taif5257 5 лет назад
He wanted to check the house for spare eyebrows
@SGT_Allum
@SGT_Allum 5 лет назад
And his wig
@TheArtOfDean
@TheArtOfDean 5 лет назад
Tai F hahahahaha! Nice... and probably right.
@loganlight7758
@loganlight7758 5 лет назад
I laughed way to hard at that comment lol. Shit got me weak lmao, bro probably smoked his eyebrows
@Leo-xq9mt
@Leo-xq9mt 5 лет назад
🤣🤣🤣
@rasmuskock8077
@rasmuskock8077 5 лет назад
Yall got anymore of them eyebrows?
@hyperionman420
@hyperionman420 4 года назад
Chris: "I'm Chris Hansen' Pedo: "No you're not" Police, sweating: "Damn, he's good"
@esidisi732
@esidisi732 4 года назад
Handsome Jack you should purge pedophiles with your Hyperion Bots, and my Supreme Leader Admiral General Aladine will also Nuke them
@ledfloyd9035
@ledfloyd9035 4 года назад
@@esidisi732 I'd literally find all the butt stallions in the universe just to see this.
@fatal_263
@fatal_263 4 года назад
Jack how do you feel for not being in borderlands 3
@therealityofitall4819
@therealityofitall4819 4 года назад
I will never understand why would anyone wanna hurt children and animals? I don't get it! SMH! And your comment is hilarious 😂 by the way..
@NewYTpremiumAcc
@NewYTpremiumAcc 4 года назад
Is the show back
@MichaelHansenFUN
@MichaelHansenFUN 5 месяцев назад
dont talk to 13 year olds online about sex
@user-bi1mv8rk2b
@user-bi1mv8rk2b 2 месяца назад
Don't talk to anyone under the age of 18 about sex.
@wonkyelsa
@wonkyelsa 17 дней назад
He looks like he's about to steal the chipmunks
@schroeder7m78
@schroeder7m78 3 года назад
“I’m Chris Hansen.” “No you’re not.” “Damn guys he knows.”
@senseishiruba9258
@senseishiruba9258 3 года назад
@Nunya Biznes I Saw him vent
@ZaneDalton
@ZaneDalton 3 года назад
@@senseishiruba9258 he kinda sus tho...
@aldefs
@aldefs 3 года назад
I dont think its him he is probably trying to do a task but following people
@bichplz4375
@bichplz4375 3 года назад
Chris Handsome*
@SnickersEatsCookies
@SnickersEatsCookies 3 года назад
Very sus
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