“The S#*t Donald Trump Says!” - Trevor Noah - (from "Son Of Patricia" Watch on Netflix!) 

Love your work and what you stand for. Love from a Cape Town coloured...😁

U must do that Japanese joke I heard u do at some corporate event years ago

Really nice work, you are an inspiration to us in Africa

I'll subscribe to your page if I get a free prize!! FYI I'm from South Africa and you know how South Africans love their free stuff, even if its free electricity I'll taken man... Jokes, keep up the good work!

Dear Trevor, each person, each modern nation's locaitons, areas, and states, they were/are all identity rakceteering self-valued through premises treatments, and through identity treatments in/as a semi-ancient trap. It's maintained with/as worse tied to/as what keeps all blaming other things, others, and/or selves, and needing to. What is inter-cultural, as branches, each of their identiites are crimnially foreign influenced. They already made, and has only heard fact treatment nature, as "crimnial insidiousness" natures/s, as identity, and value/s to positive/negative, again, as identity's course. What handles us where/how it counts, as a quality of fact treatment nature, invisible, but discernible, and discernibly connected, it is to, from, as, with, and for itslef, the identity of forever, and it as the identity of relativity, and it as volume science, and it as five bonded identities of sequence nature. The cell nucleus, the cell body, and the cell wall, Trevor Noah, they have two identities of sequence nature as their value/identity on both sides of them, too. See. Each campus lied, yes, too, and with the branches already needing each age of fact treatment natuer to/as all locations not our correlation's/soul's means, identity's. And this was/is where they have already been pretending to be integrity long, note. That simultaneously was/is how women black/white judges are recorded motivativated to crimes with child offenders, even sexual, and even medical, and even as human trafficking roles, and with databases rakceteering also with MPs who are hate groups themed, and who are overt "criminal enterprises" with our areas still in collusion, and iwth inter-nation prison agreements, etc.. There are more World Trade center racketeering acts/illusions roles inter-states from the ones actually recorded campuses of each age/nature recorded how kept "criminal foreign influeced roles with/as what was/is maintianed all locaitons's sensibilites, dishonest where/how it counts, and pretending other. Please respond for the various natures of courts, and their families already knowing they are criminally involved thorugh time with the other branches. THey neeed to keep using their locaitons to pretend faked things, and to hide how they methodically criminally/sickly prevent writing through lifetimes, and all exceptions recorded worse than war crimes "criminally foreign influenced." What entertained color with the law, and counters to it in collusion was unaware. This was/is bonded methods by/as one that maintained native Americans blaming other things, blaming others, and blaming themselves as our founders were forced to, the real causes of negative value nature proressions, acts, and natures. They branches use words, all criminally, but words like "behavior" also for these influences over elections, and them kept breaching tools pretended to be against what they already furthered and exploit with other nations, like the psychology racketeering, too, roles with their patients and criminals further with abuses of kids on/off campuses also witth school resource officers, training of positions such, etc.. Please get me a response from them inter-branch, too, forgin names, switching names, and switching sequences, and misspelling their names, and juxtaposing their group roles with ll kinids of bonded racketerting used per judicial separations of issues used to keep theme roles with all locations "criminally foreign influecned," and in bonded layers.

Hey, his uncle studied at MIT. Donald has INHERITED scientific brilliance from an uncle.

its not that bad just but hard glass through it

Just use cement frames with zoo enclosure glass.. Plexi glass or what ever its called. (yes i cant be bothered to google the glass type, lol)

Unsurprised UK

Why am i not surprised🙄

LMMFAO ❗ 🤣

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Aye man I'm not paying for shit!

"Sir were under attack should we send a squadro-" "no no no, get the printer, there gonna be sorry in about 20 years tops, there gonna regret this" -trump

I don't know how many times i've watched that part

"Oh my gosh, you can't get through it!"

Best

Best thing is its not just invisible but also stainfree AND intangible

noah borrowed from that kids' story: the emperor's new clothes!! 🤣🤣🤣

@@rappilz Which of course has pushed us a bit above the budget. But i guarantee you these added perks are worth every extra penny... :)

@@karlrschneideryou're just here to piss people off. why are you here watching his videos? if he's so stupid for you, go watch someone who is smart enough for you then FFS

Low key .. 😂

@@karlrschneider We can already tell you're a trump supporter.

True man.

are you fucking tite

Yes! I agree 100%. Those white farmers being murdered for being white and for their land is disgusting and racist. I hate racism. May God bring his wrath on those murdering devils.

Sivuyile Mqikwa I don’t think South Africa fully healed after Apartheid. Especially when there are white only places like,”Orania.” White Africa’s who couldn’t cope without Apartheid so they built a community. Where you can only live there if you are white. Such a thing would never happen in reverse in Europe.

Autumn clarke That’s not true. Orania is not just for white people, it’s for Afrikaans white people, so not even I could live there, as an English white. They’ve built their own community because they believed in 1991 that the new government would pose a threat to their way of life (and that’s definitely turned out to be right with the farm murders and attacks on white people). They keep to themselves, the build their community with their own hands, no cheap black labor has ever been used in the town. Anyone who wants to live their needs to be screened by a council, they’re highly conservative, so unmarried people can’t live together etc - Orania was established because people wanted to live a safe life away from the violence of South African cities. Racism in South Africa comes at you from all corners, no matter your color.

@@acalatusspacakulos3861 it's not Thier land . They need to go back to Europe .

Quite the contrary. All we hear about is racism. Everyone and everything is racist! If you're white, then you were automatically born a racist. It waters down the term so much that true racism is hardly definable any longer.

But they're not made out of concrete

Nana Ohemaa you still can’t walk through a window

You're not wrong

So? Mexican could easily break it. If you get what i mean

@@nanaohemaa2314 Neither are imaginary walls though?

“I think they from Cleveland” 💀😂

“I think they from Cleveland” 💀😂

I don't get it the trump expression is the easiest expression in the world but his is really good

I think this impression is genius.

No shit Sherlock ;)

I did a play of that!!!!!!! Lol

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 The Emperor with the invisible suit🤣🤣🤣🤣

That's exactly what I said. Great minds...👍😃😃

The emperor’s new clothing!

You should check out the laughing samoan

So you must agree that foul language is also funny then . I'd rather hear the foul language

that is the best thing about Trevor

He's not funny tho

@@heidilawrence1545I hate all these people who can't even say words, like just say shit

Cleveland sucks

Too many leftists

THE CLEAVLAND SHOW!!!

@@oi.meunomeejaorampvp5846 where are you from ?

@@isaiahjackson7194 Brazil, Rio de Janeiro. The most pretty place in the world!

stypayhorlikson 3000 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me too

Catch it like a punt returner in the NFL

stypayhorlikson 3000 Sounds like a plan. I like it. Someone show me where to stand ...

@Snaggle Toothed improved border security wont stop drug trafficking. You all are morons to think that is the walls purpose. A wall is to make it that much harder for people who would, without a wall, waltz right across the border.

@Snaggle Toothed also I dont know of any trump supporters that hate mexicans, they just have a strong distaste for illegal immigrants. And circumstances be, most are coming from latin america via mexico. So pull the race card more, just makes you a rascist.

He is awfully cute😘 Hope you are well.

Noah is a shitstain on the puckered buttocks of the Left.

@@monkeygraborange Then why are you watching him?

@@awkwardnoodle5689 Oh. I'm sorry fuckstick... are we only supposed to watch crap we already agree with?

He's lawfully cute

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Shit man

Thanks for replying you got wonderful talant keep going God bless

I really appreciate him, too. First for not beeing so selfabsorbed, just funny and likeable. Later I realized, it's the lack of zynism what I love so much. He takes serious things serious, even when he makes fun on it!

I definitely agree and I'm sorry, I hope you're doing okay. Much love.

@@mentallydisturbedllama473 All is well and thank you for the well wishes. I hope all is well with you also.

It's quite sad if you actually trust him for news, I mean I know he's funny and enjoy his comedy but not everything he says is actually true

I'm with you there, he's very sexy. Everything about him is SEXY 😻. His composure, his accent, his personality, and his looks. I wouldn't mind having him (or someone like him) as my boyfriend/husband.

Ridwan Noer Disney will eventually have it in the works. Coming to a theater near you in 2025.

@ My guy have you watched Hercules. Which is last I checked is originally from Roman mythology.

With a 100% Mexican cast!! One Mexican can play the RACIST Orange guy! 🇲🇽

😂😂😂that killed me

Yeah, I want to hang out with that swaggy sun!

@@markmh835 Well, you can try Canada, Sweden, that kind of places.

Andéol Evain i

@@andeolevain True, the midnight sun. Real lo', yo! xD

Wish the best for you to get the man of your dreams 🙏🏾

@Levis. H he doesn't talk about them because they aren't good things. He is a comedian making people laugh not bringing countries down, besides he has mentioned it in some shows.

Nikiwe Eze And he uhhhhhh… Wrote a book about it. You so right.

@Levis. H trust me, he does dis South African

You'd definitely understand if you'd chose the red pill and took a journey down the rabbit hole of fact rather than believe the mainstream narrative. If you feel that your current beliefs would hold up to an opposing view then you should have no problem ⅝classifiedd FBI /CIA documents and unsealed inditmentsand stand up to evidence it shouldn't be any issue to challenge your beliefs and bias if you truly believe that your Declassified CIA/ FBI documentation and unsealed indictments that will shed light on prove the very "conspiracy theories" that youre laughing at...

@@in_love_in_light2277 what the fu-

Easy: TRUMP SUPPORTERS

Because hes an idiot.

@@creolesque3758 You don't have to support Trump to take a red pill and educate yourself.... All one must do is decide to put their bias aside and travel down the rabbit hole of truth. Which will indeed challenge your deeply rooted beliefs and have you questioning everything. And if you already know that you're right then what is the harm in doing so. If your up to the challenge i'd be happy to provide you with a wide variety of data that I've been compiling for years... Lmk

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7:20

Best

I kennat breath at all 😭💀👐🏾😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹👐🏾

Me too

Yes, me too.

His standup show going round right now must be amazing! Wish I were there! Possibly a GFM time now? "Send me to live TN show--any venue good, esp consider worldwide sites (a slightly larger contribution for those...🤣🤣🤣!"

I read your comment at the same time when he said it..

That’s impossible

That's actually true to some degree. I don't think I'm going to die, but I am terrified of the fact that he's in the position he's in and how extreme/emboldened some of his supporters are/getting, but I definitely know I'm going to laugh at something he does becuase he truly is a clown - America's had airports in the revolutionary war - Wants to buy Greenland - His recent Twitter tantrums Every time he tweets and people roast him like chestnuts on an open fire is *ALWAYS* hilarious!

_"Men can give birth!"_ Hey wait... That's not Donald Trump ? That.... *_kiddie fiddler democrats_* 👌

TNoah is great!

Lmao yohh That one send me Dawg

#TRUMP2020 bitches

"Oh my god you can' get through it" XD

@@SavageGreywolf The left is fascist

@@oi.meunomeejaorampvp5846 The right can't use a dictionary to save their lives.

I'm very glad to get heart from noah. Sir thank you I'm big fan of you.

Damn, he liked this comment 😳

@@idfrancisco5057 It's nice to know his camp is involved in reading the comments!

Not even close but I like your enthusiasm.

@@chucksawdy7283 Make a better, please

I like your profile pic

I"m kind of surprised, no I'm Very Surprised that anyone born after 1989 would know about such a thing.

It reminded me of that too

@@RIXRADvidz I was born in 2000 and read that book in school

RIXRADvidz why? It’s a pretty well known story.

_"There's a billion genders!"_ Hey wait... That's not Donald Trump ? That's.... playground spotter democrats 👌

I approve that idea.

Oraleeeeee

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@@mistalover83 👯👯👯😆

@@allthatsheiz yasss.🤑

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I don't think 2020 can get weirder at this point haha

@@mayaoh3017 I wouldn't be surprised if it did lmao

@@mayaoh3017 Nothing happened and July is almost ending _"Something is wrong, I can feel it"_

@@ahumanistpotato0501 we made it to August...

@@JuanRivera-yx8tu Something happened to me though. My classmate died... May her soul rest in peace.

@Rosslyn Henderson Ok if you hate him so much why are you watching him?

Everyone’s a critic. Just let some of us enjoy it without your criticisms. The reason we have free will is because God said we can . It’s what separates us from the animal kingdom where instinct is what drives them to survival, But Humans have been gifted to have a freedom of choice... and some of you still want to f it up like you’re better and know everything. I am more recently disappointed in the human race. I think we can do better And I’m not sure what happened to being kind and respectful. Social media does not discriminate between ignorance and has given a voice to everyone. And I’m not going to say that some people don’t have the intellectual capability of sharing with others, but I AM going to say it; “some people do not have the intellectual or emotional intelligence to interact with others without being nasty or critical. I believe it is an attitude that has sabotaged The goodness of American society. And you know that guy in the White House? I will never be able to wrap my head around the idea that there are people who believe that he is going to do something good for them and I’m wondering when that’s going to happen because I haven’t seen it yet.

While I’m at home laughing. Jackass

Cleveland!..... Totally dead!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ikr😂😂😂🤣🤣

So true. I've watched many movies of Africans supposedly from southern Africa and thought where are these people from

I don’t get you. He was ok. He was not poor. Definately not rich. But nothing to feel sorry him for

Right now it's 30/08/2020. Great video, Trevor.

02/09/2020 lockdown ain't over yet😔🥺

I'm watching now!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hilarious

Trump, a benchmark MISTAKE. AFTER THE OFFICAL ANNOUNCEMENT, LET'S GET AMERICAN AGAIN. 🤔🤔😷😷😶

COVID-19 and beyond.....

@CanadaCommunity Org Stop spreading your crazy, unfounded, unproven, stupid conspiracy theories. We already know who the most advanced African civilization is and they did not build star gates or communed with angels. In fact, the people I am referring to were more advanced than any nation on Earth in terms of social equality and living in harmony with each other and nature. You may know them as "Bushmen". We call the them the San. If you're going to spread bullshit about Africa keep in mind that we actually have technology like the internet too and we will call you out on your bullshit.

Hashtag No name hoping they take ethics!!! These 2019 examples are gonna be THE BEST MOST BEAUTIFUL MOST ACCURATE 🤣

I know that High School can be a really terrible place to be if you're at all intelligent, observant, or have any comprehension of human suffering. I went through four years of absolute hell in high school. Thirty years later, I can look back and be grateful I got out of there alive when so many didn't. My life then was awful, but my life now is amazing. Do what you need to to survive that and go on to live a life that makes you truly happy. Four years seems like so long when you're in it, but when you look back it will seem like barely any time at all. There are a lot of us out there who struggled to get through our youth with any of our joy intact, but I can tell you from the other side, that there is a lot more to the world than those walls and those people. Hold on and get through it and there is better waiting for you.

BJ Rosen well said, thank you.

@@eshbena thank you for the advice. I hope you continue with your wonderful life.

Wait, they have *new* Mexicans now? Then we need a *new* wall!

Lmao 😂

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@Grace Munich I do xD He didn't want any new Mexicans.

Oh, so now Trump is taking ideas for INTERNAL walls?? Let's get this started. Idaho wants to build a wall to keep out Californians. 😊

True.. and he sent Trump.. The Big Joke ... to employ all the comedians.

He liked your comment, lucky! And I agreeeee

Jay absolutely you right. i watch his comedy every night before i go bed 🛌 if it’s netflix or here youtube

All of us together!

Would anybody explain to me what is “J stands for Jasoes” mean😂

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I grew up on the equator. The sun concept in your country scares me.😃

@@wonpilspiano You can´t be afraid of the dark, living here. I´ve seen comments on videos of a playground in wintertime and people from other countries are like "Why are those parents/teachers with the kids at a playground in the middle of the night?! The kids should be in bed!" and we´re like "Calm down. It´s like 3 pm... Yes, pm. Not am.". And in the summer people comment like "Why is there no people out, why are the stores closed, that town look totally deserted" And we´re like "They´re home, in bed. It´s like 3 am. Yes, am, not pm."

@@Asa...S so is it like overhead east-to-west Sun or does it peep from the horizon and that's it?

@@wonpilspiano The sun never like straight over your head, like at the equator, not even in the summer, you always have a shadow in some direction here, because of the angle. It rise in the east, but it barely peeps over the horizon, and then sets in the west. Sometimes you don´t see the sun at all because it´s behind the horizon, but you get some sunrays, you know like before sunrise when it´s getting bright a time before you can actually see the sun. Imagine like a long dawn that go into dusk without a day in between. Further north in Sweden like in Kiruna is the midnight sun right now, that doesn´t set in the summer, it´s up 24/7 in summer. (And the opposite in the winter, like the sun sets in one december, and then rises again about a month later, and then it just pops by for 20 minutes or so)

Cause he knows that Trevor is too powerful to touch.

@Tyrone Williams hi dear trump supporter

@Tyrone Williams nah

Renee Howard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I thought the same thing too

That’s the joke.

A see through wall is a window, No?...

Only the wise people can see the wall

😁😅😅😅😅😅

Do you mean shit hole

He wouldn't undersrand.

don't worry.trump doesn't listen to intelligent people.He is too busy watching Fox news.

@@ShahAlam-zh5ko preach😂

“Órale” ☺️🇲🇽

@@marias7599 what does it mean? Is it like yayy!!

@@oluwaseunadegbenro1564 it has a few meeting like Okay, heck yeah, or right on

It was great

he should do Obama

He did a spot on of Trump. omg.

@@boukoucha thanks

His trump imitation is almost spot on

Same here🤣

Who isn't

You have lots of company! LOL

He's a democ-RAT propagandist who's about as funny as cholera

What did Trevor say in Xhosa?

**AUU**

@ᒎᘎᔕT ᗝᘎT ᕼᕮᖇᕮ he said wall

well....he want that too lmao not to far off

@@michael-qu7zc hrm. . .yea that's not 100% racist whatsoever. Also I can understand him. Actually I can understand him better than some Americans cuz their accents are so messed up nobody can understand them. Don't be racist for no reason whatsoever that's just retarded

@@michael-qu7zc also I'm almost certain he's far more educated that most humans out there. Go away and be racist elsewhere

NotUnique 1 no hes not lmao im black not racist my nigga you better watch who you talk to hes no where near as educated as i am im a MIB grad in business, which i doubt you know anything of. So back the fuck up my G I make 200k/year actually working not selling dope so again back the fuck up 🤣 dont come at me with your mcdonalds workin ass no money ass tryna prove me wrong.#trump2020 fuck you bitch

I think tRump has been writting the material for the last 4 years 😆

@dlucas90 go to your happy place

dlucas90 well, judging by how offended you got, you do need one

@dlucas90 You sure my friend? You sure seem to need one. Alternatively you can pick an unsafe space. The middle of the highway During rush hour.

I red "He is a fascist impressionist" If u said that u would be right, since the left is the real fascist

I died out loud.

Well mexico actually still paying it, not in directly to the wall...by spending their military's time, budget and effort to keep the illegals coming from mexico and through the increase tax they pay to the US

Funny part🤣🤣😂😂

Asteroid penis

Well it looks like you got it right 🤣🤣