❣️Carrot Cake Storytime| Too many people were talking to my wife 😱🤔 

Yo wth is up with the wife who won’t say why she wants divorce over a kid who isn’t an affair baby or anything like thay

The jfk one is so creepy💀

Part two to the second story?

I have my own thing to say. It's not really a story but yea. To my sister: I am sorry that "I slame the door" I'm sorry that I didn't move that chair fast enough and you H it m E in the knee with it. I'm sorry that I didn't scoot over fast enough for a stranger I'm sorry that I joke around with my friends and you to L d me to be nice I'm so so sorry that I didn't wait outside for 15 minutes for you to talk to your friend and I could get miss P ractice. I' M so so sorry I walk E d up the stairs before you. I'm sorry that the cat wasn't in my room. I'm sorry you had to clean your room. I'm sorry I tried given you advice on your relationship with your gf when you came to me for advice I'm sorry i didn't open the door fast enough I'm sorry I stopped next to you because I thought I saw a wasp. I'm sorry im sorry im sorry. To my step dad: I'm sorry I didn't do that ice and she always does I'm sorry I didn't keep my room clean because I'm not in the mind place to be able to physically and mentally do it. I'm sorry I said no. I'm sorry I ate that cookie you told me I should wat and then you told me that I have been eating all day long and Nothing but sweets I'm sorry I don't like food anymore and apparently only eat sweets I'm so so sorry you have to pay for stuff I'm sorry i go to school for 8hrs and 45 minutes everyday I'm sorry I don't want to annoy you while needing help on my homework but if I don't ask a question you assume I never have work to do and my life is easy. I'm so so so sorry you pay the bills I'm so sorry that you work at the bank and still have time to come home and sit on your but a get man fed I'm sorry mom doesn't do much I'm sorry I don't do enough I'm sorry im sorry im sorry im so damn sorry.

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