ジョジョ: Jotaro Meets Josuke 『HD』 

how b i z z a r e

@@waffleboi5422 LMAO

Well I guess that’s the Bizarre story of this bloodline

And years later a 15 year old is in fact the uncle of Joestar that killed a god vampirr

I mean technically Giorno is joseph uncle so hes bigger than anyonelse since part 2

Diamond is stealable

Crazy criminal

“Japanese thief” I mean yeah, but who? Josuke or Koichi?

@@virgin1792 Josuke since he stole Joseph's Wallet

@@UnableStuff koichi stole kiras wallet

Yo, Angelo.

I wheezed so hard man wtf hahahaha

Yo, Angelo

Oooowaaaaaaaaaaaa

tbf thats an overwhelming truckload of info

the joestars had money, thats what phantom blood was about

All thanks for to Uncle Speedwagon.

Jospeh was already rich in Stardust Crusaders

@@alex939709 pretty sure Joseph was already rich since he was born

And bang a random japanese chick even tho he "hates" japan

I hate it when that happen

Nephew older then there uncle seem something that doesn’t go well unless the uncle not an asshole

Yare Yare Daze

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ScyTKNuyVsw.html

Just Some Guy with a Mustache 。

Joseph: HAH! OVER MY DEAD BODY WHICH WILL NEVER HAPPEN!

Joseph is still alive even after the end of part 6, it's not really a spoiler since he never appears in that part.

@@Kromiball he technically dies in part 6 during the universe reset but so did everyone else so eh

@@grogthefrog4424 No, he didn't die; living creatures that were alive during the reset will be transferred into the new universe. Made in Heaven does not kill people, only people that died before the reset get replaced.

@@Kromiball oh, ok I understand the end of part 6 I little better now, thanks 😊

even Jotaro is scared of Suzi when shes mad.

Italians are not to be taken lightly

@@yousufkhan5787especially Italian grandmothers I assume

​@@yousufkhan5787Case in point: Tony's Mother from Sopranos™

​@@williambutcher7429 I mean I did meet only one Italian grandma, but she was super nice

Nephew

@@anguirus6803 shit i forgor

He also punched someone through the stomach ☠️

@@Breadfulness he forgor💀

@@anguirus6803 what the fuck went wrong with the joestar bloodline

Naxo Destroyer p.t.s.d

Part Three Stando Disorder

Jotaro is Muda

Musa

PTSD man

Massive insecurity

It's more justified in Japanese. What Jotaro's trying to say is something more along the lines of "You can finish this boring talk about hair later," but it comes out sounding more like "You can finish this *boring hair* talk later," which is more reasonable to be misconstrued.

Kira: And then I'll blow my victims into thin *air.* Josuke: Wtf did you say about my hair?

@@kazuma8486 lol thats just too true

If you think about it, literally the word Hello is a hair insult. HellO H - Hair O - Overrated - Boring - Bad Hello - Bad Hair

Not even Okayasu can match his galaxy brain

Naw not a genius pretty much every joestar acts like that

Given that he hit Jotaro’s hat, he was going for an uppercut. Which, y’know, comes from below the chin, and would normally end a fight in short order.

I mean he is the child of THE JOSEPH JOESTAR who is very well known for tricking his enemies

@@johnbuscher he will probably change jotaro chin 💀 since the hat deformed imagine if it lands on jotaro's face or chin

Yeah lol While Dio was trying to poison his adoptive dad

And then turns around, insults Josuke, and punches him in the mouth when he gets mad about it, and then yells at a bunch of teenage girls for being upset that a grown man just punched a kid in the mouth. What a nice guy.

@@senorsnout4417 Nobody ever mistook Jotaro for a nice guy :) But we like him anyway

@@omegasage777 No one ever said Jotaro Kujo is a nice guy. But even a bastard like him knows true evil when he sees it!

It's especially when you realize that it's implied that he was more worried about Joseph getting the shit beat of him for being a deadbeat dad. Jotaro was 100% ready to take a beating for his grandfather who he's casually talking shit about

and ? you are acting like we have seen more reptile

@@mowmou1406 i mean, echoes act 1 and 2

xanolmao it’s a stands not a reptile

@@nehki7394 yeah duh, it looks like a reptile and it 'hatched' from an 'egg' sooo

@@xano00 that is fucking stupid. All animals come from eggs

I wondwr what kind of woman he got with in the end Probably one who didnt gush over him

Ah so the rumored Josuke Higashikata finally shows up, your hair is worse than I imagined.

@@princeredhood3421 I guess I don't need Jotaro's permission to punch you right?

@@JosukeHigashikata4 Oh, you're approaching me?

@@princeredhood3421 I can't share my Corona Virus unless I get closer

💀

​@@aliiiilmao "Yea this is my son"

@@godofgames0947 "I heard you bullied my son and said he doesn't had a dad, so what are your impressions now?"

liddol

He isn't actually that short it's just a caricature

"I guess, technically, I'm your nephew. How JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable."

@Jugo r/woooosh

Jugo it a jojoke man if you know it not polnareff pretend it polnareff

radut0 he’s saying polnareff was always a turtle so thats why Requiem did nothing to him.

Garbage Bag r/woooosh me I deserve the punishment

I’m just not gonna say anything else so I don’t get wooshed

*Coochie's

@@snackboxone364 LOL

@@snackboxone364 Noice

@@gajnt2599 Cooiche

I thought that said "Koichi's Pizza Adventue"

At least he doesn't insult girls for no reason, now we realize he, in fact, doesn't hate women, he just hates it when women scream for no reason.

unfortunately, part 6

bro awakened his inner part 3

Lol.

I should mention that in Japan, being a bastard child goes on their birth certificate, and is considered problematic in general if they aren't adopted into the "family". Other things vary too; so being a single parent and having children in affairs is heavily discouraged, but not completely unheard of. The ones conceived in affairs are expected to be respectful of the "real" family regardless if they were "adopted" (accepted), and often treated less than a pet likewise. If your wondering why I mentioned this, its because everyone said Josuke is super- apologetic for possibly causing discord in his father's marriage, just by existing. Edit: a word

But when his hair comes in its real shit

No one: Josuke: **apologizes for existing**

Joseph

His own stand explains it. He can heal other but not himself. Explaining his actitude to help other before himself

Polnareff turtle

@@th0ughtsarenegative tortoise*

@@theenigma7290 thank you

Josuke: HDKDTKRDKSG

@@th0ughtsarenegative YOU STOLE MY LINE

giorno 🗿

But Josuke is the only one to get mad if you talk shit about his hair. Girono just says, "Don't hit me. You'll only hit yourself." Jolyne? Idk. Put it off after some mess happened between me and my now ex because we started watching this show. We actually completed everything up to the start of Stone Ocean. Like, Episode 2, when Jolyne truly activated her Stand

@@atomicreactor6033 wow that’s pretty sad. I hope you can get to a place where you can enjoy the series again 🌸

@@SophiaSmurr I've been thinking about it. I got bored before that relationship started and decided to watch Part 1 and 2 in English dub and... uh.... Part 1 Dio just hits different. In a good way. Couldn't watch it in English once Part 3 started. Really wish they kept Old Man Joseph's accent cause it's almost like they stopped caring about accents, like Polnareff being French and he didn't even sound French. But VON STROHEIM WAS PERFECT! I LOVE VON STROHIEM!

1:25 "oops I guess I shouldn't have said it" cracks me up too 😂🤣😂

He punched Rubber Soul with his own fists too, he even said 'ORA.'

He beat Alessi with his own fists as a child. So no wonder. But watching how Jojo can use their strength without Stand is Amazing!!!

He punched yellow temperance He would have punched steely dan if he could. And he beat the crap out of the pedo dude

That reminds me . Why is josuke...you know normal. Like johnathan was a buff twelve year old turned 20 year old Herculean,Joseph was pretty much a less buff version of him,jotoro was like the fine line between the two,being a buff high schooler who looks to be in his 20s in part 3 and then there's josuke who's just a normally bulit kid .

@@anguirus6803 If you compare young Joseph who saved Speedwagon to Josuke you can tell, it's possible he's still going through his growth spurt he's only 16 here

It is a gunshot

@@demarcus2221 legendary

Maybe because they are showing Star Plat's speed and power.

They’ve always sounded like gunshots

you should see dio's muda kicks

More like thotbacks

Yeah those girls Again In part 3

3:00

Egypt flashbacks

@@shinanderen8937 Realistic.

Dr Baconhair *AIRHORNS*

4:37 HE SAID THE "Y" WORD BOI!

HE SAID THE Y WORD, YEEEEEEE

His mouth no move during the yare yare

@@owentuite7995 because he's thinking

I hope that pun was unintentional. Glorious just the same.

@Rafael Suprayogi jotaro's smiles are few and far between...and the fact this is one of those smiles--bruh

2:00

He just liked seeing his Grandmother kicked her husband then put him in is place. She's one smart lady!

Jotaro likes that

He just liked seeing Suzie Q beat up his Grandpa,

hes an anti simp

@@84zero00 And Anti-Thot.. Im Proud Of Him

He turn girls into Dilf hunters even when he's like 28 or something

@@JosukeHigashikata4 I feel like almost every Joestar is gonna have this curse

Anti-simp-thot but he can never succeed at them simping for him

"except me, because I made sure to f*ck dio's shit up"

its not coincidence, he got sick for same reason as holly. thats why he was cured 50 days later.

It’s related to the stands awakening due to DIO just like Holly

69 likes lol

somebody ruin it

@@biffwellinggton4957 254

He was being Anti Jotaro with the girls lol

He’s like “tf did I just witness”

same reaction with kakyoin during tower of gray episode

more like *slapp*

That's his favourite dolphin cap

Wait I got a question if josuke trained with josuke enough would he be able to stop time? Cause it’s the same type of stand as star platinum

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@@PeteRatios you mean if josuke trained with jotaro

I died reading this

@@AhmedKhan3.14 haha

Nani mo teme o kenashitawake ja

I had a sheer heart attack reading that

So he lagged out & back into the server?… Good grief.

@@blindbasilisk8457 PING CRIMSON

@@Al_musawi14 LAG PLATINUM ZA PINGO

@@bluester5184 NAURRRR 😭💀

Man really said “/tp player_Jotaro to player_Josuke;bodypart_cheeks”

What happened to his videos?

@@Lardo137 They were all taken down...most likely due to copyright.

fucking youtube

Lardo137 He had to make a backup channal

So this is King Crimson's power..

Jotaro : _you either gotta kill or get killed_

He came to take a punch for Joseph's problems not some kid who got mad about his hair.

I mean josuke punched jotaro with his stand first but immediately get blocked.

@@melancholygirl7793 basically. I’m sure he would had taken 1 hit with his fist. Not a stand though. Be like ok old man this hit was for you for cheating on your wife. That’s it. You only get one.

4:32

That was bizarre.

It was their turn on.

Slowly charges hamon

@@sivvinod3187 HAMON NO BEAT

Joesph: (Well I’m gonna die soon anyway and I do deserve this)

*loads Joseph’s old Thompson*

Susie q: hey remember that time when I got possessed Joseph: oh no it can’t be *ayayay starts playing* Joseph: OH NO HORRY SHIET

Jolyne made it that’s why

@@Vic2sheisty_. fr?

@@Vic2sheisty_. really?

@@ilikedinosaurs392 no

@@shrekonion7032 aw

STAR PLATINUM ZA WURUDOOO

Jonathan: wait what the fuck? Erina : wait really I can't believe that I want to beat him so badly Dio : hahaha I can't believe it Jonathan: you nigga are really needed to bring kids with using my body and you didn't even take care of them Dio : who tf cares dude

Quite surprising to me tbh

Well dude, Giorno is more like Jonathan child since Dio only part is the head. That makes him Joseph uncle, Holly and Josuke grandfather, and Jotaro great grandfather. Imagine calling JiJi to a 15 y.o gangster

Meanwhile Giorno

Sleeping peacefully is a jojo reference

Bizarre is a JoJo's reference.

Oh damn He really said kimyou

The nerf man.. He had D- on duration at part3 and in part 4 he had E

@Márton Németh wrong, jotaro didn't use his stand for 10 years.

@Márton Németh I mean he didn't use his stand for fighting for ten years, it was mentioned.

@@ahmedbasit3438 and as he said gave during part 3, apparently you can "train" your stand, as he was increasing the time he could stop it, and as Jotaro did not occupy it, it decreased

He'll cook you then he'll cook his hair

Well... Yeah

StarLightEclipz key word *living*

Spoiler for part 6 Not every living joestar, since there are 3 other sons of dio which are basicly the same as giorno so also joestars

@@requiempose7171 "Living'

Polnareff

I think that's why he was so touchy over it lol

I think she actually did, I’m not sure though

probably yeah

its a shame kakyoin is the real hero of stardust crusaders

​@@proffesionalweredog7426 no the real hero is Iggy

Even interrupts Josuke’s theme with his own

@@proffesionalweredog7426 what a wierd way to spell Pol Pol's Bizarre Adventure

Stardust crusaders and diamond is unbreakable >>>>>> every other jojo part including the alternative universe

Jotaro quite the man who likes to punch since he's a kid lol

You had to use a road roller as didn’t even phase Jotaro, I don’t wanna hear how he didn’t need a stand

I guess jotaro didn't want to get Josuke injured really bad so he used his own fists instead of star platinum. When he fought with dio, he put a hole in dio's stomach and crushed his skull with star platinum's fists.

@@ninaniles3184 it did phase jotaro he almost got crushed and got ptsd you idiot how are u gonna say that didn’t phase Him get ur facts straight bud

Thats how he killed you

It's so brutal i love it

DORARARA

dora the explorer moment

FRRRR

*fake-coronavirused josuke getting jumpscared by a reptile*

Uncle Polnareff saying hello

HAUAHCIDSJWNWA

Jotaro...

Dio

I hope that when part 8 comes out you will come back and edit this comment

@Dread Ducky lemme guess, Joseph still alive?

@Dread Ducky damn so jojo pulled some other universe shit

Jotaro: Your father is... Joseph Joestar All Jojo Fandom: What The Actual Fuck was that?! (Star Wars syndrome) Josuke: .... calm as ever

STANDO!

k o n o p a w a h w a

Oh lol I didn’t notice!

Maybe because its bloodline. Dio got _The World_ after using jonathan body. Geoger joestar doesnt have a stand or another way around. When joseph had a stand it's only jonathan power(both of them had the same stand). Jotaro stand has different look because he's far from having a total joestar blood.

Its like jonathan had 100% of the bloodline. George had 75% Joseph have 50% Josuke have 30%+ Jotaro 25%+-

@@thesharinganx yep

What if dio is still alive or in the end josuke revives dio

@@ace3051 no. Dio died when josuke was born

Jotaro: "So You chosen to Die?4:26

What

Russian subtitles are the only things that make me laugh

Especially that last uppercut. So satisfying to hear.

DORARA!!!! *D O R A*

*angelo*

Dora the explora?

KONO POWA!!!