😱 What happens if a FEMALE character breaks into the Temple of Dibella in Skyrim?  

"But women are allowed in the temple" "Dude, you're still breaking and entering"

"Usually a quick death" *My character wearing deadric armor* "...what?"

"I kicked dragon god's ass. *_you wanna be next?"_*

They really don’t want anyone going inside the inner sanctum, strange

I used to be a priestess of dibella like you, but now I'm dead for smack talking to the last dragonborn.

Priestess: normally a quick death My DragonBorn in full Dragon Armor : Well, i guess i will have to call a healer for help, but not for me.

I thought dibella was all about letting men into her inner sanctum...

"A period of servitude" In the Temple of Dibella? Well, guess I have to be punished... 🥺

This guy really like to get that 1000 word requirement

“usually a quick death“ My fortify restoration armor and fork: 🗿

The Uninitiated ☕

My breton mage: A quick death? For whom?

Have you snuck in there without getting caught and stole the statue

"Usually a quick death!" Me at level 89 while wearing dragon bone armor: *Rotfl*

“Normally, a quick death.” Ok, if you say so. *quicksaves*

Death penalty vs servitude for the same crime. What a picture of the justice system.

...Since I've won "Street Fighter II" with Chun-Li by accident about thirty years ago I've always played with female characters as a good luck charm...

I didn’t even know male characters had different dialogue bc I always play as a female

Servitude in the temple of Debella??? Sign me up

During the Night To Remember quest I passed out after drinking with Sam and woke up here and was told to clean up my mess. 😐

Ah, yes....Idiots threatening a Literal God. Reminds me of Raiders threatening you when you've got full suit of Power Armor. 😂

“A quick death..”” Me: um sweetheart, im the Dragonborn ~ proceeds to use Unrelenting Force

“Usually, a quick death” My character, covered in other people’s blood and on the run from the markarth guards because I didn’t realize I was *supposed* to get arrested during that one forsworn quest and instead of going quietly I killed like ten guards directly after killing all the Silverbloods: “Don’t fucking test me, you do not wanna know about the day I’ve just had”

"normally a quick death" bro after that you're not leaving the temple alive 😂

“Usually a quick death!” *Me wearing dragon scale armor* “You sure about that?” 🤨

"Unfortunately we dont allow men in the inner sanctum" My male Nord barbarian: *Time to go ooga booga mode*

She’s so real for that tbh

You dont have to restart if you play on computer. Quicksave and ^showracemenu will do it

Thank you man for putting subtitles on a game that already had subtitles

"Servitude? Can you tell me more about the quick death?"

Damn 1 word is different? I’m kinda surprised it isn’t more

"Usually a quick death" my character wearing normal trousers….I’m a mage player I don’t wear armor….b-but I know all the master level destruction spells!

"Normally a quick death would suffice, but theres more pressing matters" Me in full upgraded dragon bone: yea sure there is

"Usually a quick death." *Literally wearing the remains of numerous dragons.* "Give it your best shot."

My level 60 Dragonborn wearing full Dragonscale armor: oh, this'll be quick alright...

I guess, I will destroy this sanctum as my male character.

Wow, what a RPG, what a dialogues. Thank Mr Howard, thank you so much.

Every young girls tree house at a birthday party:

I take death

“There’s so many things I could teach you” is a quote i remember from there, there was a definite undertone haha

"You have committed a breach and must pay the penalty. The penalty is that we give you shelter, food and a job" This... actually doesn't even sound all that bad

My vampire lord with level 100 destruction and enchanting: 😀

Ending genuinely made me tear up that was awesome

"Usually a quick death." Que venture bros

Priestess: Normally a quick death. My Modded Dragonborn: **JJJ Laugh** you serious?

“Usually a quick death.” *pulls up console commands* “Nvm Welcome Dragonborn!”

Dragonborn in 2011: Oh okay I’ll ske-daddle then Dragonborn 2024: Did you just assume my gender?

Imagine there was a Dialogue Option Saying, How did you judge my Gender, And the Male Character says i am a Woman and i Identify myself as Women😂😂😂

Haven't they got it the wrong way round hahahaha

So fun fact, I first learned about the quest in the Temple of Dibella years and years later off the interent, because I have just never been caught.

Dibella's statue, oh god I knew such art existed in skyrim 🤩

Telling a heavily armored guy to get a “quick death”

Man the music was great in this!

So basicly, they are the feminist of Tamriel. The whole wanting to kill men.

No joke, I had a dream last night about that quest. Essentially, it was about it having a second part where you got to see an Aspect of Dibella (or Dibella herself?) commune with Fjotra and use her divine powers to age her up and turn her into a beautiful woman. Now before y'all reprobates start making assumptions, that's where it ended for me. I remember peeking around Dibella and seeing Fjotra transform, but then I think i woke up or something and it just ended after that. Still, it was a pretty cool dream. I've always liked this quest personally because Fjotra and the Dragonborn are kind of like family, in that they're both blessed by Gods of the Elder Scrolls Universe.

A "what happens" short on Skyrim is hilarious

Booooooooooooobssss

There's never been a better video to illustrate Bethesda saying there are branching paths in their video games

So damned if you do damned if you dont

"Usually a quick death" Is what my dark brotherhood character said to her. Never knew we had the same dialog

Serving the female penalty might have made a good gender specific quest line. Maybe in Elder Scrolls 6

I remember that the original version of the game had none of the temple NPCs marked as essential. I took the statue with pure stealth and didn't see an issue until I got the DLCs.

Didn't know...I was too busy killing the npc to notice any dialogue

My 'dragonborn', absolutely cheeks in the wind, with 4000 health from an enchanted ring like the caveman i made him into:

It's really funny because with the The Ancient Profession mod, you have to go there to get a letter of approval for your license. So the temple door is open and you walk in, and they treat you the same way. However when you say "I need a letter", they're suddenly like "Oh, okay, you need to do this and this..."

"Normally a quick death." VUS ----

Normally a quick death she says 🤣 Did she not see the road of corpses behind me?

The video starts at 0:45

Nobody's allowed inside the Dragonborn's "inner sanctum" either. Unless you want to be turned into Dragon food If you want access, you need to meet the following requirements: 1. Give the Stormcloaks and the Empire the finger 2. Give the Blades the finger 3. Give every guard in every hold the finger 4. Give every Daedric Prince the finger. Except for Sheogorath; he's chill

Wow! Such vastly branching paths! This is true roleplaying!

I broke in as a woman. She did tell me I wasn’t meant to be there but nothing was done about it, I wasn’t kicked out or anything. Just stole all their stuff and left

I snuck in, broad daylight. They never saw me

"Usually a quick death" As a famous african warlord working at R&D in a space station once said: "I'd like to see you try"

"And we have only one penalty in the Temple of Dibella."

My full daedric armor char: "I usually slay harsh ppl but this time i will not use the 'S'."

that's a shame, only a few of my deaths were quick

This video's conclusion is basically: "Can you? No" "You can? No"

Cant remeber if ive done this quest but my response would likely be "look I got a list of people, animals, and various animate objects I plan to kill today. Keep talking and Im adding dibella to it."

A quick death? How did you know I last only 6 seconds!?

I had no idea men got different dialogue there, I'm still learning things about this game after like 8 or more years

Debella statue looks like she's smelling her under arm....

Remember alduin the world eater, the twilight god, the first dragon? Wanna know why they call him alduin the deceased now?

"But I identify as a she" "Alright you can pass"

Fun fact! This quest is more advantageous to female characters, since the damage buff is against the opposite sex and most npcs are flagged as male, very similarly to black widow in fallout

Elder scrolls 6 gonna get cancelled if there’s a temple that doesn’t allow women

Me-"Hey I'm wondering how to get to Whiter-" Her-"your a guy you must die"

Hamal: "Usually a quick death" Me: "see this armor? Notice my blade? Obviously I am a man for whom pain is nothing more than a common currency.... I will spend some on you.... If you like."

The priestesses are less hostile really the only thing that happens if you break into the temple of Dibella

Because of the buff given at the end of the quest, I've never actually done the quest as a male character since the ratio of what the game tags as female is vastly different than what anybody'd think

I like how this is a common question because of how few women actually play this game

Huh, didn't know what to expect there so I sneaked through the entire part, around the center part of the room. Lucky I was precatious.

Have to say I would love seeing Jester and Fjord running around Act 1

This game has been out for 13 years and I'm still finding stuff out, seriously one of the greatest games of all time

Dont even remember the mission. Just went in and killed all of them because I wanted to loot them LOL

There was no need to start a new game, you could have used one of these two codes, showracemenu, sexchange, and started the quest again.

I went in there invisible n tried to still the statue lol

Doesn't change anything Time saved: 1min

Fun fact I was able to steal the golden statue in there and get away with it before they knew I was there I had stealth maxed out. Let's just say they aren't too happy when u return.

This woman better watch out since the Dragonborn is one step away from soul trapping her, enchanting a fork with it and giving it to that snotty girl in dragon’s reach.

What if, as a woman, you assassinate one & steal her clothes & then break in. You know, like when a high elf goes to the embassy wearing Thalmor clothes.