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Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't
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Calochortus macrocarpus and Iliamna bakeri and its pollinator Diadasia nitidifrons

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@davidbarts6144
@davidbarts6144 5 лет назад
"Especially the new-age creeps in purple robes"... ha! Love it.
@corydean331
@corydean331 5 лет назад
I looked down when he said it. Dammit, I'm wearing a purple robe. Sonofabitch.
@dansv1
@dansv1 5 лет назад
He leafed out the cryptozoologists..
@davidcoghill8612
@davidcoghill8612 5 лет назад
Crushed by hot racks!
@bluetoad2001
@bluetoad2001 5 лет назад
i've worn the needle off to my ipad replaying the intro to Shasta so many times✌️️👍finally somebody who is politically correct
@jamesdriscoll9405
@jamesdriscoll9405 4 года назад
@Stephen Murphy Mossy oak robes? or Realtree?
@gnorbsl4194
@gnorbsl4194 5 лет назад
at this point I don't even want him to fix the early cutoff between scenes. Makes me smile every time.
@effervescentrelief
@effervescentrelief 5 лет назад
I think it's "part of the show"
@jamesa7506
@jamesa7506 5 лет назад
I'm sure you heard his take on other people's (your) opinions of his contributions to life in general?. He says it just before the video cuts off.
@Turnip199
@Turnip199 5 лет назад
I just found this channel and very rarely comment on videos but oh my god this is my new favorite channel
@butcheryandbroth
@butcheryandbroth 5 лет назад
Same.
@jgoodz
@jgoodz 5 лет назад
Same!
@blenderbenderguy
@blenderbenderguy 5 лет назад
Same!
@jessieplaysmusic8530
@jessieplaysmusic8530 5 лет назад
I was just thinking this. Haha
@laineywright2696
@laineywright2696 5 лет назад
Yeah, buddy! My new favorite channel too.
@ianpopp87
@ianpopp87 5 лет назад
Came for the accent, but stayed for the anti-auto-dependent-tract-housing shit talking. The plant stuff is nice too.
@harrywoodman2988
@harrywoodman2988 5 лет назад
I always thought botanists were the happiest scientists, he's just happy to see a flower. After a long day in the lab I need a drink or 10.
@n8loux
@n8loux 2 года назад
I am an electrical engineer. I currently work as an environmental scientist collecting samples. I could be making more money but I love going out into the field for work. Bet you could find work as a field tech somewhere, most normal people hate it lmao
@alwaysyouramanda
@alwaysyouramanda Год назад
They’re alive! WE’RE ALIVE! it’s so nice to have a reminder.
@TheThostus
@TheThostus 5 лет назад
I wish all my Professors were like you. I would learn way more.
@Ryacques
@Ryacques 5 лет назад
Really going through some shit right now and for 30 mins you pulled me out of it. Thank you
@brendafallos3796
@brendafallos3796 5 лет назад
Thats it, less homicidal and suicidal. No lie.
@PinkBunnyCorporation
@PinkBunnyCorporation 4 года назад
Here 5 months later at 1am and same. It's just like taking a break from the bullcrap.
@timd8912
@timd8912 4 года назад
Tell me about.........hang in there....
@LindaB651
@LindaB651 5 лет назад
Both informative AND amusing. My beloved junior high botany teacher, may he RIP, would be publicly appalled by your colorful language (but secretly smiling!) You are a rare gem!
@HowieClark52
@HowieClark52 5 лет назад
I am so glad I found this channel, holy hell.
@FrenziedTrance
@FrenziedTrance 5 лет назад
The first couple minutes of dialogue was strangely poetic.
@arsanzic2161
@arsanzic2161 5 лет назад
I feel smarter just listening to this guy and he's hilarious as well!? Best effing channel on youtube!!!
@just177
@just177 5 лет назад
If you could love a man from just him talking, it's this guy
@Brianrock72
@Brianrock72 5 лет назад
We need to get this guy a go-fund-me going so we can send his ass to the Amazon Rainforest. A ticket to Columbia is only about $500 round trip, and I'd love to see him narrating a sloth encounter or some shit.
@geonerd
@geonerd 5 лет назад
Came for the flowers, stayed for the rant! LOL!
@cncshrops
@cncshrops 5 лет назад
I came for the rant, and stayed for the flowers an' shit.
@Forticus55
@Forticus55 5 лет назад
cncshrops I know. This fucker needs to do some guided fuckin hikes.
@BibleStorm
@BibleStorm 5 лет назад
@@Forticus55 A hike through the city pointing and laughing at all the fucking idiots wasting their lives chasing money and destroying themselves and the planet through negligence or actual malice.
@marsrobotic6940
@marsrobotic6940 5 лет назад
I love your very interesting take on plants and geology and your occasional cynicism always gets me. Especially that little one about the granite countertops
@troyclayton
@troyclayton 5 лет назад
"I don't give a sh^& about grasses, but I'm trying". Preach on. 4 years ago was supposed to be my "summer of grasses", because I've ignored them. I'm finally on it. Keyed out 3 in the last week (one was a sedge). I was surprised to see sori on the fern. I thought the dried thingies sticking up were past non-photosynthetic sporophylls, and assumed the green ones were sterile. What are they? If I start my own channel, should I play up my rural New Hampshire/Maine accent? : )
@JacksonCA2
@JacksonCA2 5 лет назад
Troy Tryclay Yes! Accents are also where it’s at!
@brendafallos3796
@brendafallos3796 5 лет назад
do it
@loganmcgregor775
@loganmcgregor775 4 года назад
fellow mainer here, if you find some bangin plants, upload that shit!!!
@jeannettepepin3532
@jeannettepepin3532 4 года назад
Subscribed -- ready for those videos to start coming out ;)
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
I sympathize with you! Grasses, bamboo, palms, ferns, and even conifers are so difficult to key out that sometimes it is best left to experts!! Try as I might, the similarities are way more easy to notice than the differences!!! Does take a great deal of effort and intense study to meet the challenge!!! Therefore I always honor and respect anyone who makes the attempt!!! Hat's off to you.....
@tpcdude
@tpcdude 5 лет назад
Don't miss the mini-rant at 20 min in -- trying to keep this raw material in my brain for my next camping trip.
@scientificresearch3423
@scientificresearch3423 5 лет назад
Love you dear, laughed my head off. You are wonderful.
@terriec808
@terriec808 5 лет назад
So when Tommy got whacked and Henry went into Witness Protection, apparently Jimmy moved out west and learned about plants and shit now he makes videos on RU-vid. 😍 THIS GUY IS AWESOME!
@rynehilsabeck
@rynehilsabeck 3 года назад
I started a prairie in the parking of my yard in a small town in Iowa. Native wildflowers mixed with some other wildflowers and grasses. Had to fight city to have it but I won so now I have an awesome flower patch that I don’t have to mow! Keep it up, love the content!
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt 3 года назад
Thank you for fighting the city. Most of these sycophants and shills in municipal government seem to have no clue as to what the fuck they're doing or what makes a healthy, vibrant community anyway. They were accountants and shoe salesmen in their former lives before politics. No offense to either.
@crazytwoknobs
@crazytwoknobs 5 лет назад
"That's the safe word when you're in the Euphorbia dungeon" got me.
@joshuazerbe5777
@joshuazerbe5777 5 лет назад
I wish you had been one of my geology or environmental science professors. You really know you stuff and your passion is unparalleled
@seanhuberth
@seanhuberth 5 лет назад
that hot rahk
@Wholagn
@Wholagn 5 лет назад
not rock *rahk*
@McGby128
@McGby128 4 года назад
Liquid rahk
@superdupergrover9857
@superdupergrover9857 3 года назад
But he nails pyroclastic
@FinalFina
@FinalFina 5 лет назад
Lots of geology in this video! Wonderful!
@ValeriePallaoro
@ValeriePallaoro 5 лет назад
IKR? Even on geology vids you don't get this much explanation and knowledge!! Love his words!
@MyFairDinkum
@MyFairDinkum 5 лет назад
Very interesting topic. Thank you for sharing! I love how you present this information
@shermanium7834
@shermanium7834 5 лет назад
"a safeword when you are in the Euphorbia dungeon" that's gold, Jerry!
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
Knowing the vast mind-boggling array of species in the euphorbias, euphoria dungeon is certainly an apt description!!!
@BibleStorm
@BibleStorm 5 лет назад
I had to watch the first 40 seconds a few times. Good picture you painted.
@diana3599
@diana3599 5 лет назад
Really enjoy your channel. How I ended up here, have no idea. Not really a plant person but this has been fascinating. Who knows, maybe I will. And I do love the cynical asides. The granite counter tops. Amen.
@TheUbernostrom
@TheUbernostrom 5 лет назад
More great shit, as usual. Would love to see you do something up here in Alaska. Maybe a walk through the tundra. I also hear there's a lot of the serpentine and ultramafic stuff down by Healy on the north side of the Alaska Range. Keep up the good work!
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
I would love to see that too! Alaska is such a mystery to me and probably most others... Likely many as yet undiscovered plants as well!!!
@Doriamo
@Doriamo 5 лет назад
I learn so much from this channel :)
@DanTaninecz
@DanTaninecz 5 лет назад
"Liquid raack laying libertarians to waste." Beautiful.
@HBCrigs
@HBCrigs Год назад
Sounds like some strongbadisms
@manuelgutierrez5201
@manuelgutierrez5201 5 лет назад
Wonderful video. I loved the explanation of the rocks and soil present there to understand a little bit more the geologic-botanical relationship. Congratulations and move on showing more plants from North America.
@jectblade
@jectblade 5 лет назад
I love how this guy gets so excited out in the field
@Nhoj31neirbo47
@Nhoj31neirbo47 5 лет назад
Iliamna bakeri is reminiscent of another California malva, the Chaparral Mallow, Malacothamnus fasciculatus in that it is an indicator species of a fairly recent fire event. It usually gradually disappears from the post burn site over time because it gets crowded out by other native flora. (A botanical channel you and some of your viewers might enjoy is Audio Guides to the Outdoors. It covers the botany and ecology of the Mt. Diablo area in central California.)
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
That was my question too! They seem so similar and I wonder if it is the result of yet another name change.....
@RavenCK
@RavenCK 5 лет назад
I am so glad I found this channel! You make everything you are explaining so interesting and down to earth.
@jamminjim
@jamminjim 5 лет назад
I got to tell you as a jazz guitarist who almost went into biology as I ended high school(know Florida well,but not latin names) I'm in awe of your smarts & brain power. I always thought of myself as a smart high iq'd snob but thanks to you now feel as dumb as the rocks you describe !. Love your videos even though much is over my head.
@gregorytoddsmith9744
@gregorytoddsmith9744 5 лет назад
Gin would not exist without Juniperous catpissei. Luckily the cat box terpene is not prevalent in da berries dere. This channel is awesome!
@RazsterTW
@RazsterTW 5 лет назад
Destroy all the damn Star Thistles! They're wreaking havoc on our native plants.
@attemptedunkindness3632
@attemptedunkindness3632 4 года назад
Love from Illinois-- I wanna get as excited about meeting a plant as you my man, amazing.
@iangillham9647
@iangillham9647 4 года назад
NB taken out all my subscriptions which are permanently begging for money, how many of them actually need all the money they beg for. You are genuine and much appreciated!
@bennycarter5249
@bennycarter5249 3 года назад
What a succinct description of the Mt Shasta population
@laineywright2696
@laineywright2696 5 лет назад
Yeah, look at your surroundings before our species put up a F***ing Walmart or an Arby's. LMAO
@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732
@ourladyofguadalupebotanica6732 3 года назад
don't knock Arby's - its good food for clearing out the colon.
@mrpieceofwork
@mrpieceofwork 4 года назад
Such a nice birthday present. Give 'em hell, Tony!
@CreditR01
@CreditR01 5 лет назад
What a pretty purple lily! And I've never seen such a silver plant, either! That's a gorgeous tetradymia.
@nilockin
@nilockin 5 лет назад
As someone who lives there can confirm that we're all new age creeps in purple robes
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
What about the white robed cultish religious nuts? There must be a few running around there as well.....
@bluetoad2001
@bluetoad2001 5 лет назад
i love Shasta, a sacred place a wonderful part of the planet. a young friend of mine has climbed it several times.
@PlayRoom44
@PlayRoom44 3 года назад
I put you on to escape from all the shit of the world. Thanks for your breaks back to nature and philosophy from the constant news I beat myself up with daily. I like your style and outlook and all the important sounding words you say🌈
@Palmit_
@Palmit_ 4 года назад
"peepuls" love ya man (no homo). keep going. never stop. ever. You are the highlight of humanity. you make life ok again. thanks.
@thelaughingtiger146
@thelaughingtiger146 4 года назад
Beautifully done, How awesome was that view of the thistle and Mount Shasta? VERY! I am happy to say that it ain't just eye candy, I have learned many new vocabulary words. Dainty bastard, ass breaking, pistol, metamorphic, and so on. Once again, Beautifully shot . Thank you!
@MsVan13
@MsVan13 4 года назад
Mariposa lily. Nice. It looks like a butterfly.
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
Mariposa is Spanish for butterfly!
@k8eekatt
@k8eekatt 4 года назад
Do you ever get over to Mt. Lassen? That's an amazing place! Thanks for the lovely views!
@dcpunk4
@dcpunk4 5 лет назад
Thank you to the fuck on reddit that brought me to this channel. It is now my favorite.
@allonesame6467
@allonesame6467 5 лет назад
Mt. Rubidoux in Riverside, CA has some perplexing designs in friable chrysotile rock walls next to some trails. The design is of intersecting cross-hatching with swirls in the center of each grid. Like a hashtag with a zero in the middle compartment. Still curious 15 years after seeing it and it still has me jazzed! I reviewed the literature and some journals but came up with bupkis. Ever been up there amd seen that? Wonder what process caused it? If you're ever out that way, well, it's just a thought.
@Trappedintheattic
@Trappedintheattic 4 года назад
a beautiful goddamn flower. I found some of these lilies growing in my yard this spring -- pure magic !
@sarahsunshine7248
@sarahsunshine7248 5 лет назад
That’s one great camera zooming ability! Those ferns had no warning. What do you think about the “big” earthquake to happen in PNW? Love your videos.
@gloriacardenas2056
@gloriacardenas2056 15 дней назад
Qué hermosa es la naturaleza, hermosos paisajes e.
@MelodicMethod
@MelodicMethod Год назад
6:31 "what the fuck am I talking about?" i lol'd 🤣
@jacobhines5583
@jacobhines5583 5 лет назад
You should film the New growth where the fires around Redding happened
@cerberus50caldawg
@cerberus50caldawg 4 года назад
25:50 I was hiking in the heat of august... and it was very rough terrain. It was certainly what I would call break your ass terrain... and uh... I did indeed break my ass. Consummate storytelling as you impart great knowledge on the dangers of trekking through harsh landscapes just to tell us about an example of the mysteries of a flower you're showing us here. You make me wish I went to college and had you as a professor in I dunno what the fuck. I guess that is the role you are taking on in my vicarious existence through the youtubes. I live under Mt Rainier's blast radius and so much the same could be said about the humanity up here. Purple robes.. geez. LOL
@michaelkenyon3372
@michaelkenyon3372 4 года назад
omg mountain mahogany is my favorite. I've seen some big ol ones S of Tahoe. Specifically above Star Lake
@SnowblindOtter
@SnowblindOtter 5 лет назад
Fun little factoid: Croton Setiger actually makes a very good tinder for survival when the leaves are dried. Crush them up and they turn into a a cottony fluff. Damn things stink like pot though when it burns.
@JustinJFain
@JustinJFain 5 лет назад
These videos are awesome and very informative. In addition to all of the great banter about botany and geology, I love to treat these videos like geoguesser. Given the context at about 24 minutes, I'd say this one was probably shot in the area around (41.5725, -122.2116). That's the only location I could get Shasta and the hills to align correctly.
@ValeriePallaoro
@ValeriePallaoro 5 лет назад
Nice stalking technique. Might well done!!!!
@klownkilla3
@klownkilla3 Год назад
I have found these flowers with hairy flowers all over the santa monica mountain range. Cool story bro! Keep it up
@joshuamontesinos5051
@joshuamontesinos5051 3 года назад
Can’t wait to see the progression of this channel I say it will be mainstream within the next couple of years
@sapphirestrm
@sapphirestrm 5 лет назад
For someone who went to school for horticulture, I totally get this guy and he is wonderful!
@BREEP.
@BREEP. 5 лет назад
This is officially my favorite channel ever
@glenncordova3365
@glenncordova3365 5 лет назад
I love Mariposa lilies. Once in northern New Mexico I came across fields of at least hundreds of thousands of them in full bloom. They were white, pink and purple with yellow furry throats. One of the most colorful is traffic cone orange with a black throat with 3 glowing turquoise crescent moons. The Dutch hybridize them for gardens. I have seen the bulbs for sale. I have also seen the seeds for sale in native plant stores.
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
Lucky you!!! Glorious bulbs!!! The orange one is very rare.....
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
I think it is Calochortus Kennedyi.....
@Snappy-ut4bj
@Snappy-ut4bj 5 лет назад
Hi There. Love your channel. I am also interested in plant species, geology, and archaeology. Thank you. Love that mariposa Lilly!
@a2pabmb2
@a2pabmb2 5 лет назад
"You're gonna have to look that up on your own, fuckface" LMAO
@TheNimshew
@TheNimshew 5 лет назад
And that, folks, is Sierra Pacific Industries. The third largest private landowner in the U.S. 1.7 million acres in Wash., Oregon and California. Thank Red Emmerson for locked gates, clear cutting and "forest management".
@richardprice7755
@richardprice7755 2 года назад
This guy is definitely the kind we want to paying more attention too
@marielp.843
@marielp.843 5 лет назад
please be my personal national parks tour guide😬
@zouhairsuleiman209
@zouhairsuleiman209 5 лет назад
Dude where did you get all this knowledge from, your awesome I can’t pronounce any of those words that you speak of keep up the good work 👍
@WayneTheSeine
@WayneTheSeine 5 лет назад
Love your presentations man. "I don't give a shit about no grasses .....but I'm trying." LOL
@JasonLaneZardoz
@JasonLaneZardoz 5 лет назад
Plants are beautiful. I don't find your oratory prolix, at all. God damn! You are wonderful.
@mitragenius2437
@mitragenius2437 4 года назад
Dude this is my favorite intro to one of your videos haha. Damn that’s good
@jessieplaysmusic8530
@jessieplaysmusic8530 5 лет назад
You are the tattooed Yoda of the plant world man
@danthomas6587
@danthomas6587 5 лет назад
Listening to you while I'm vaping my favorite indica is the highlight of my day.
@avowitharms
@avowitharms 5 лет назад
"God DAMNIT you're perfect"
@kimipye
@kimipye 5 лет назад
Wow!! That was the best 30 minutes, EVER!! I learned so much! I live in Mt. Shasta. Not a 'Purple robe wearer' ;)
@stavinaircaeruleum2275
@stavinaircaeruleum2275 5 лет назад
Ooooh, pretty flower! 5:26
@corax2012
@corax2012 5 лет назад
I was walking around Sam's club with this playing in my earbuds. I don't usually shop with a grin.🙂
@TheO416
@TheO416 5 лет назад
usually im pretty good with words, but the way he presents his intro is beyond hilarious, the fact that hes a genius in plants is pure mindblowing
@etheriumart
@etheriumart 5 лет назад
THATS MY HOMETOWN! I’m cracking up oh my god the mount Shasta religion is SOMETHING ELSE I’m from the surrounding area and I have stood where you are standing right now!!
@Forticus55
@Forticus55 5 лет назад
I think the rock you picked up at 12:11 is a piece of petrified wood.
@walkinglandfill7540
@walkinglandfill7540 5 лет назад
I can just tell this guy never gets bored and it’s amazing. I just want to pick at his brain and have a conversation with him like wow I just feel like he’s such an intellectually stimulating person and it’s kinda hot 🤷🏻‍♀️
@alexcarter8807
@alexcarter8807 5 лет назад
LOVE that flower at 5:16 I love seeing flowers with symmetry of 3 like that. They look like some samurai's coat of arms symbol or something.
@andrewblack7852
@andrewblack7852 4 года назад
Youz do ah pretty gud jab of educatin da pep ole. Gud jab! I uh also lived in cacago and also salavate over da uh green dezinens uh ah da wurld.
@Cliffwalkerrockhounding
@Cliffwalkerrockhounding 5 лет назад
If you ever want to go for a hike In central BC, Canada, and have a look at volcanoes and plants a little further north, I would love to have your commentary
@debbieflores7256
@debbieflores7256 5 лет назад
Oh my goodness. Get outta here! You are wonderful. You crack me up and educate at the same time.
@iangillham9647
@iangillham9647 4 года назад
Another cracking video!
@mallorys2793
@mallorys2793 3 года назад
You Mister, are a legend!
@JamesCFan
@JamesCFan 5 лет назад
This channel is amazing! Keep doing what you're doing!!!
@JoshRips
@JoshRips 5 лет назад
Your persona reminds me of AvE. It's great.
@ajohnson153
@ajohnson153 5 лет назад
I too enjoy my educational content sprinkled with a generous dose of profanity.
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
I went to AvE because I saw so many references in these comments, but all I saw there was videos about power tools! Did I land on the wrong site?
@seriouslyreally5413
@seriouslyreally5413 4 года назад
You have become my new favorite scientist, intensely passionate about the natural world presented before us if we just lean in and look. Irreverent toward the forces that seek to destroy what took nature millions of years to perfect through adaptation in an ever changing environment. You make geology and plants so real.
@RazsterTW
@RazsterTW 5 лет назад
Feel sorry for you having to drive through Redding.
@etheriumart
@etheriumart 5 лет назад
HONESTLY SAME my home town is kind of a dump 😂
@rachiesayd9423
@rachiesayd9423 4 года назад
Dump or not, it's the goddamn searing heat that makes Redding so miserable!!! However in northern California all roads lead to and through Redding!!!
@genrecsound
@genrecsound 4 года назад
I guess all I need is a purple robe. I think I fit all the rest of those stereotypes. LOL I love this shit.
@moosesnWoop
@moosesnWoop 4 года назад
haha this guys voice gets me everytime. I feel like i'm in the Botany Mafia marrrrron!
@creativeusername8760
@creativeusername8760 5 лет назад
I love learning about ethnobotany or anything botany
@m3tr0idgrl
@m3tr0idgrl 5 лет назад
did you go to school for botany or are you self taught? I'm trying to get where you are as far as knowledge with plants goes
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