The way I interpret number 7 is that it's from the view of a very young child. His dad got dressed like santa, maybe stubbed his toe or something, hence the swearing, and left the present for his son, which is a toy gun
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Rudolf The Red-nosed Reindeer is such a stupid song, particularly the opening. The song implies that you’re perfectly familiar with the other, lesser-known reindeers, but somehow unaware of the most iconic one of them all. That’s the equivalent if I asked someone if they knew of Toby Fox and Phil Fish, but had no idea who the fuck Shigeru Miyamoto was.
@@win_ini Phil Fish was the creator of the puzzle game FEZ, which was pretty popular during its prime. What makes the guy infamous today was not only his cancellation of FEZ II’s development, but also numerous vitriolic online spats beforehand and (to put in his own words) taking all the funds from FEZ II and running out of the project.
I think #7 was meant to be a child's miss-interpretation of regular old Saint Nick. The child is really young and small, and don't realize that it's just a nice old dude giving them a toy gun. I think it was meant to be a little bit of a joke.
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@@jacoblenny9077 you've clearly never had depression. I have clinical depression and I take medication for it, and sometimes certain youtubers do help me cope with the laughter they bring me. Come on, dude, don't be an asshole. You don't know what they're going through. OP, I hope you start feeling better. If you don't, it might be time to talk to your doctor and get help. Nothing to be ashamed of.
All of the people who wrote these were most likely just getting into that creepypasta stage that either stuck around or left once you got into something new, deliberately wrote these thinking they were good, and are now traumatized by their own actions when they were young as they reread their low budget creepypastas
I have an idea for an Xmas creepypasta: The narrator has a dysfunctional family and at Xmas, his grandmother tells the family a story about how she lost her family to a monster. Then, one by one, each cousin, aunt, uncle, grandparent, parent and sibling gets taken away by the same monster as the grandmother's parents. Then, the narrator is all alone, in the freezing cold. (Ps: yes this is the plot to the movie Krampus)
By the wae, here is something scarier: A Gingerbread man is Sitting on its Gingerbread Chair inside its Gingerbread House. It wonders: " Am I made of House or...is My whole house, the Chair, the walls Made of flesh?"It does not know, and it screams in confusion. ( It was Cyanide and Happiness but it's still better than these!)
The first story sounded more like a description of a Christmas-themed horror novel. I would actually be interested in reading a story with this theme...
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I’ve been watching your videos since I was like 8 or 9(yeah yeah I was young) I’m 14 now and still watching your videos. I love listening to you reading these stories. Happy holidays
The Santa monster one was tired of the endless cycle and wanted to end it all but couldn’t do it himself so left the kid the gun for when they next meet. In another story: “Bite marks inside the body.” INSIDE?!
Because even video creators want to celebrate Christmas and not be like, "Sorry, family, you can wait. I still have a computer to boot up and a video to take care of." You also could have waited to watch that Christmas special until Christmas though.
@@Grey_Warden_Invasion yeah...i know...thats the joke... although to be fair they could just record it earlyer and upload it later when they have free time still though...the origonal post was kinda meant as a joke lol
Skylanders: Spyro's Adventure is a very personal game for me. I actually own a copy signed by Richard Horvitz, so #6 was a bit nostalgic for me to hear a story about it. Since I've played the game, I can confirm the following: -Eon, who is a disembodied floating head, has no hands and so cannot stab anyone. -Similarly, Chop Chop does not have a mouth (it's covered up by his helmet, which appears to be permanently sealed onto his head), and he doesn't need to eat because he's a skeleton. -Chop Chop does not come with the starter kit, so it's unlikely the writer owned his figure. -Skylanders was more commonly sold at Toys-R-Us than Walmart at the time of its release. Some flocked or special edition figures were made as Toys-R-Us exclusives later in the franchise. -The skull in the background of the Portal of Power screen could have been a genuine glitch in the game, since a symbol always shows up in the middle of the screen when you scan a Skylander on the Portal (which will be a skull if you picked an Undead Skylander). -The Wii has foam on the opening you put the game disks in. It chafes against any disk that's being inserted and would probably block the game from dramatically flying out of the console. It's a bit ironic that the story was #6 since I was six years old at the time I first played it. Thanks for the blast from the past.
In my humble and irrelevant opinion, I think the "True story behind Rudolph the red nosed reindeer" could make a great creepypasta if it was better thought out and not so... forced and haphazard. Besides, Rudolph is not a Russian name. That struck me sort of wrong. Cocaine addiction? No. How about Rudolph von "Rindear", an old alcoholic? I might be completely wrong on this matter by long-time alcohol consumption in excessive amounts causes your face to puff up and flare a more red colour, especially around the cheeks and nose. What if Rudolph was a severe alcoholic parent whose child makes up a story about the reindeer to paint their caretaker in a brighter light, saving Christmas instead of ruining it? I don't know, it's 4am. No proofreading this comment we die like men.
My Christmas creepypasta “My parents always told me that someone gives you gifts on Christmas. But did you know that he watches you all year. One night I was setting up cookies & milk as normal but this time i got up & found blood on my rug. Santa was following me all day on Christmas. I told Santa to “Fuck off” but he just held in laughter. I threatened to hit him & he just stormed off. 5 minutes later Santa came back with a fork My dad shot him because he was going to use the fork on me. I was horrified not because he was dead but because there was blood all over his clothes”
hey, i just wanted to say thank you for all of the amazing content you make. thanks to your content youve given me a big interest in storytelling and just writing in general and i just have to say thank you for everything you do. youve gotten me through some tough times before with the crappypasta videos and the top 10 videos. keep doing what youre doing, its really some of the best stuff i can find on this website for creepypastas.
honestly a creepypasta relating to christmas has a lot of potential given the truth behind the holiday is incredibly dark not to mention the capitalist nature of the holiday and the fact you are practically expected to be happy no matter what during the holidays and on top of all that the cold and bitterness of winter is a perfect setting for a horror story.
Here's my Creepypasta. Yes, it's AWFUL. Spongebob's Home It was a beautiful day in Bikini Bottom, and Spongebob just woke up to start his day. He got some coffee, then fed his snail he loved so much, Gary, when he heard a knock at the door. He walked over to the door, expecting to see Patrick there. He'd planned a jellyfishing trip with him for later that day, so it wasn't that strange that he was there so early, but when he opened the door, there was nothing. He was slightly annoyed, but went back. A minute later, there was another knock. There was nobody there again, so he went back to the kitchen to make himself some breakfast. Then, there was another knock, but it came from inside. Just then, the power went out, and Spongebob grabbed a flashlight. He saw a strange shadow dart across the hallway, and turned around to face it. He nervously grabbed a knife and hid under the counter, just in case the shadow came to the kitchen too. In his mind, he thought that may have been Patrick, but why was he in the house without telling him? He heard Gary meow from outside, just as he saw the power was back on. Thinking the nightmare was over, he went out from under his hiding place. When he got out, he saw a strange being with long fingers and Gary's stalk eyes biting on a piece of stomach from Gary's interior. Spongebob gasped and began to cry. The monster walked at him slowly, as Spongebob scaredly (PS: That's a real word, as fake as it may sound!) backed away into the corner. The monster later lunged at him and he struggled to shake it off. The monster stabbed his eyes, and Spongebob died. Later, Patrick arrived for the jellyfishing trip, and saw the lights were off. Suddenly, an arm grabbed him and pulled him in. THE END.
I am having the worst, well, year, and if it weren't for your crappy creepypasta videos (and a couple of very humorous bad movie review channels), I'd be abjectly miserable. Thanks for all your good-natured mockery of these, um, fine works of literature; your ability to poke gentle fun at bad writing while still being positive and encouraging to the authors is so refreshing. 🖤
