I’m severely depressed that I actually have the same look as Sam does right now. Hair parted on the side and leaving a square of empty space over the massive forehead with glasses on and a headset. With a shitty stache because I’m too lazy to shave. I’ve genuinely hit a new low.
I too have my hair parted to the side showing my big ass forehead while wearing glasses, headphones, shitty facial hair, and felling depressed I thought I was the only one :D
I feel like Sam is the type of streamer I would be. I wouldn't know the unwritten rules of streamer etiquette. I guarantee I would be ruffling some feathers or just get banned because me or a friend would say something that would get a ban because I'd forget that I'm streaming. Although he actually pays attention to his chat, which I wouldn't do. I can relate to this man.
@@GeneralSam Weird, I thought you still rotated between the 5 horrifically inbred children from Sierra Leone you kept in a state of constant malnutrition in those little rusty cages in that garage side room. That room was pretty slick too, so I'm assuming you forgot to feed them one last time.
For someone lucky enough to make a living playing video games, he sure does bitch and get cranky a lot.. I thought service men were supposed to have thick skin too.. guess thats an auzie military thing?? Idk
@@cjlane4465 Pfft. He is a 'celebrity' now. Of course he is going to be up his own ass. "DON'T YOU KNOW HE HAS RAISED 1.3mil FOR CHARITY!" To fill charity owners' pockets.
This is why Sam doesn’t stream. He consumes one of his friends, makes an Australian man mad somehow, and successfully divorces his other two friends over the internet.
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest RU-vidr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening law
Making Pest mad might have actually been the highlight of Sam's career. Also why is it that when Pest or Aqua or anyone else streams it's like nothing happens the entire time, but when Sam streams it's like a full on fucking odyssey.
Sam is clearly joking, fucking around with his friends. This is just how things role when a bunch of guys are friends, especially when they stream. It's the easiest way to create interest.
In reality I think it’s largely because he knows what a joke Twitch has become and if he streamed for more than a day they would swoop in to kill his shit like gangbusters for having a little fun.
as much as i like it i ffel like this game just wouldn't want to break the immersion in the game by adding dumb shit like this would be cool tho but thats one step to boots that make you go faster or some other dumb stuff like that
@@youngwindmillgang3239 Boots making you go slightly faster is realistic though, not balanced in the slightest, but you would move faster in lighter shoes compared to fuckin steel toed work boots that weigh a ton.
In a single stream, Sam has: - Further deepened the rift between him and Aqua - Encouraged his on-the-spectrum fans to cyberbully the biggest tarkov streamer to the point of him wanting you TOS'd -Caused a brand new rivalry between two collegues I am actually impressed. You are the equivalent of a social Hurricane Katrina
"his on-the-spectrum fans" Oh come on bro, you don't have to confess through projecting all convoluted-like lmao Just say "I'm an aspie" and move on haha
This was a cinematic masterpiece. If this doesn't win an Emmy for the category "Best youtube video with a budget of $20 or less" I will be pissed. This had drama, a climax, a good story, and a great cast all rolled into one.
Budget does not exceed 50 quid. Yo boys bottom gear is sponsored by facking tesco. Use promo code 5 yen and you’ll get 50% off your next purchase of fish and chips.
Lets be honest with ourselves. We watch Pestily when we want to learn something. We watch Sam, to be entertained while drunkenly eating Oreos like cereal. I do more of the latter.
I met AquaFPS in December. I was serving soup at a homeless shelter when he came naked through the door. He looked like he had just taken some crack or meth. And by the look on the homeless faces he's been there before. Everyone begged him for mercy, but the slaughter began. From caressing men, women, kids, to stealing their soup. Finally, he screamed, "I hate blacks". Then left with a smug look, happy with himself
Omid never once told Poob he was going to the 3rd floor. He just casually walked up there with 0 communication. His death was entirely his fault, and like both Sam and Poob said, he is very bad at communicating.
@@goldenboy9748 Sam will hold a tarkov style economics class where at the end he just leaves us In wind to pray on each other and get rich of the richer
That was not a good day for Poobles. Everyone other than him gets a shoutout, he gets into a blowout with Omid and he's shackled to Sam for most of the stream. Still got that Hollydillnick though.
Well no it's irrational if you freeze up when in the ocean and increase your chances of dying to sharks lol, or if you start screaming and bringing the people around you down by freaking out and holding them
Brother in law worked in farming. He knew a farmer that had like 5 daughters. The farmer told him "I'll fill that backyard up with girls until I get a boy" haha
@@WCamden he always takes him self to seriously idk thats why i cant really watch him. his good at clicking head but always acts like everything is life or death
I met AquaFPS at a Walmart when I was on vacation, I really wanted his autograph because he has a subscriber. So I walked up to him in the soup can aisle and asked him if I could have his autograph. Then he said to me "fart poop shit" I was confused, so I repeated myself, and he responded, louder this time "FART POOP SHIT" At this point I was utterly terrified, so I grabbed a can of chicken noodle and ran.
@@SuqMadiq what probably actually happened: initial "brigade" starts annoying the stream, get banned and then a very small amount of people start trickling in after hearing that the manchild is angry, to piss him off. drop in the ocean for pestilys chat, only a very insecure man would actually give a fuck
I've got another interesting gun build I feel would be Sam-approved: The sawn off Mosin with a Tri-rail and an EKP sight. No cobra shade though of course, that costs more precious rubles, and we all know a shekel saved is a shekel taken out of Aqua's backpack when we pilfer his corpse. For extra spicyness you can throw a couple flashlights or lasers on the two side rails. We call that the Gopnik Bling edition, only for high rollers and men of taste, you see.
Thank god some of Pestily’s viewers actually switched streams, I would tear my eyes out if I hear Pestily compare CSGO’s aim to Tarkov’s aim one more time.
@@paytonic1742 Ah the recoil. Yeah it's been a long time since I played CS but as I remember, it is nothing like Tarkov's gun recoil. Tarkov's guns practically climb to the ceiling in recoil, not so for (what I remember) CS. Granted guns like the Vector or MP5SD have less recoil in Tarkov but in general I think the recoil is pretty pronounced.
@@clamum It's just not the same thing, randomized recoil vs a clear pattern, which Pestily, out of all people, said it was the same thing, then got very confused when chat started explaining his dumb ass.
A pair of wearable broken glasses called the generals Description would be " general sams famous rat glasses have carried him through many battles. Surpisingly they are broken and worth nothing"
RIP. I love Pest but it's sad he can't take a joke. He's so high up with his viewers etc, don't understand why he get's pissed by someone below messing a bit
@@H4FF yeah I'm sort of in the middle. Personally I don't line friends who are assholes as their personalities but this was more of a viewer problem than a streamer problem. Pestily definitely didn't handle this like he should though.
@@H4FF No, it’s totally Pisstitty being a baby. He could’ve just turned on follower only chat or whatever, instead of being a baby and breaking TOS byurging people to mass report Sam.
@@H4FF so its fine for pestilly to send his viewers to report sam but its not okay for Sam to make a joke that if you literally watched 30 seconds after he said it that he was joking. pestilly needs to take a joke and actually stop taking everything so literally. the fact that he took something GENERAL SAM YES THE GUY WHO INVENTED THE RAT PLAYSTYLE said makes pestilly a joke himself.
@@clownworld4655 how da fuq did a clown just spit more facts then anybody else. TBH i think the gaming culture is suffering from this problem, nobody can take a joke and noone can move the fuq on now a days
1:07:00 Spoiler: Pestily DOES get mad.. especially when he hasn't slept for over 48 hours because he's streaming to show off his man balls. Dude whines just like the rest of us, he ain't special. 1:15:35 The look of horror on Sam's face when he realizes what's about to go down between his friends.. Then he knows the perfect timing to antagonize them and bring everything to ruin. That is some Grade A class Streaming.
This video is a masterpiece, not even Martin Scorsese at the height of his career could cook up such an intriguing narrative, filled with betrayal, schemes, death and the ending of friendships. Good job, try not to kill the new kid👍
I mean i don’t think pestily had any idea Sam was making a joke, also pestily might have been a little edge that night so he might have not thought about Sam being a memer at heart
@@lux3587 Also those viewers that went over to Pestily were people who clearly didn't get sam wasn't serious about it, so they probably didn't have the mental capacity to not be pieces of shit in Pestily's chat.
@@TuffMelon yea dont get why people need to go straight into shitter mode like why not spamm we love you daddy pest from sam or sum like that instead of what ever villy things they did lol but i mean shitters be shitters
especially if there a twitch streamer or main twitch over you tube literally the people that watch twich over youtube cant take a joke at all why do you think youll get band if you say blind cuz blind people cant see so only they can use the word and simps like most of pokies chat if you go in her chat and type simp or even say ima simp you will be banned inn mins cuz twitch and the 12 year old that run it
sam: makes a joke and sends people to his friends twitch streams. *pestilly gets so mad he wants sam banned* pestilly: sends people to sams channel to ban him *sam just smiles and laughs cause he thinks pestilly could take a joke*
I find it hella ironic that one of the most uncensored, offensive youtubers I've ever seen on RU-vid has one of the most chill audiences. Like none of those "positive" youtubers have this chill an audience.
