Yeah, at this point he could get a lot of mileage out of "That's the second worst/ugliest/etc sweet I've ever seen!" Because Jar Jar will always be the worst.
If this becomes a regular series, "10 Items I Never Showed You", might be the most easily repeatable format. Think of all the things Ashens' has never showed us.
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!! I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get on my amazing videos. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't comment anything mean on my wonderful videos, dear az
"THERE IS NO ESCAPE" "Just tell me about the sad onions 😄" "THERE IS NO ESCAPE" "Okay, but how does that 40yo Fanta taste? 😁" "THERE IS N" "Sorry to interrupt, it's just I've spotted a crown...and it looks like it's inflatable! 😃" "PLEASE LEAVE"
Mate, this channel started with Ashens reviewing a half-broken LCD game in a cheap plastic casing pretending to be a PSP. If anything the more pointless the tat, the more it belongs here.
They could have at least put seaweed around them, or sesame seeds on the outside, or had filling showing through... They're so plain, utterly underwhelming 😅
My first thought was it looks like a placenta. Almost like Joanne was trying to spread her biological essentialism through the medium of licenced sugar products.
@@bl4cksp1d3r Yup, it's true, I believe it was specifically that he eats that many per round. He also does (depending on dice rolls) up to 200 sanity damage per turn, when the player maximum is 100 normally. One later sourcebook added the rule that, if you were playing in a time period that had them, hitting Cthulhu with a nuclear bomb would only result in him regenerating an hour later, now lethally radioactive on top of all the other shit. He was intended to be a game ender. All of the greater Mythos beings were, because one of the biggest themes in the original Mythos was that in the end, you were never really going to make a difference against these alien godlike beings.
@@passingrando6457 OK, I get that choice thematically... but that's kind of overlooking the part where, in the original story, Cthulu was driven off by spearing him with a ship's prow. He actually went down pretty easily, compared to your typical kaiju. Sure, he just went back to sleep, but that's still kicking the can down the road by a few centuries at least.
@@jasonblalock4429 Except he wasn't driven off by the ship, it just sailed through him. Go back and read it, Cthulhu's head was mostly reformed by the time he looked back. He basically shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep afterwards. Lovecraft responded to a similar question to yours in a letter, basically asking "would you bother waking fully to get up and chase a gnat that bit you while you were napping?" Admittedly, humans don't pop like a jelly-filled water balloon, but he regenerates from literally everything. He doesn't need durability, he's like a sea cucumber and the T-1000 terminator fucked.
The website on that Yo-Yo just says: "O No You Got A Virus M8" and then there's a link that says "Lol just kidding". It leads to the trailer for Stuart's new movie.
7 billion years from now, the sun has finally exploded. Queen Elizabeth, the only remainder of Earth, is floating in outer space, hoping to find another immortal creature for company.
@@darkmagicmage4526 oh but the main event has just begun, my friend. I said that she would outlast her Funkopop, I never said that she would necessarily be alive.
That promotional yoyo looks like it might be a proper Playmaxx ProYo II. They were quite popular as promotional items in the late 90s (the model came out in 96) due to the design (the sides were easy to print and change for whatever branding you wanted), but they're also a legit good yoyo. Multiple world records for solid axle yoyos were made with those things.
My first year in University one of my housemates had one of those Fuggler dolls. He named him Jimothy and I swear on nights I had exam stress I imagined him sneaking in to the room to steal my teeth.
My flatmate has about 10 and he put them in a summoning circle in my room while I was away. The memory of walking into my room again haunts me to this day
i think the yoyo is real, the website definitely existed before ashens presumably bought and changed the site (a few whois lookups show info being retrieved at various points between about 2014 and 2020 and of course its current registration), that and i looked through countless pages of countless custom yoyos and none of them looked like the one ashens has here
If I recall correctly, Lovecraft named all the Eldritch creatures in such a manner that they were unpronounceable by the human tongue...it is the fans that have decided on many of the ‘correct’ pronunciations
I'm pretty sure that the investigator in Call of Cthulhu did mention a pronunciation of Cthulhu's name- though it was describing how the cultists who worshipped it pronounced the name, so very likely Cthulhu's true pronunciation is impossible, that's just the best they could do
I was imagining a headband made out of them, one of those plastic ones, with all different tiny heads glued on, halo-ing your own head, a miniface tiara 😂
Incense always makes me think of Adrian Mole, specifically the scene from the original TV series (and, well, the book it was based on, obviously) when he painted his Noddy wallpaper black and had to burn incense to cover up the smell of the paint fumes but the smell of the incense made his father think he was smoking marijuana.
How can you make a funko pop of the queen, name it after her without being "endorsed or approved" by her and it's legal? Can you just make merch based on anyone or is the queen free real estate cause of her epic level 100 boss status in the UK?
If there's no copyright or similar around her and her name, then I guess they can do what they want. There's plenty of cheap, knock off Royal memorabilia and TV and movies seem to use them as they see fit.
People aren’t protected by copyright. In the same way that you can make and sell a painting of the queen, they can make a 3D model of her. Copyright would only come into play if you were using an existing photo of her or something, but even then the copyright belongs to the person who took the photo, not the subject of the photo.
'I'm a 44 year old man who didn't get the sushi keyring he wanted...' That's nothing mate. I'm a nearly 40 year old woman who, only a few days ago, threw an absolute hissy fit because one of my wrestling action figures' arms snapped. No, really. Cried like a baby. Pathetic really. Feel better?
I’m a 38 year old woman who bawled because the dollhouse my mom made me that I still have is dusty and needs to be cleaned. I’m scared it will fall apart on me.
A little annoyed by the five-pointed star on the bottom of the Cthulu figure, since the five-pointed star is a symbol of the Elder Gods, who are the enemies of the Old Ones, but that's just because I'm a pedantic twerp.
"Finally, after my long and grueling 10 hour shift at work, it's time to come home, relax, and check what new videos came out today in my sub feed and-" *Sees video thumbnail* ameno.mp3
I have a lot of those fugglers and they're great. You got a really boring designed one. There's fluffy ones with 3 eyes, ones with long posable arms, ones based on yeti/bigfoot etc. They were originally made to order by a woman on etsy and we're far creepier back then. But then got their rights bought out after they were selling successfully. There's also a Ruggler which is a small fur rug with a fuggler head, I think there were only about 200 made for giveaway gifts at some gathering.
1:30 it’s actually pretty rare for the royal family to accept gifts, especially from a corporation. They don’t want some company to say “Hey! The queen uses my product! Buy it!”
@@wiibrockster Funko has also done political Pops before (Bernie, Hilary, and Trump). There’s no stopping them. They’ll make everything a Funko Pop soon enough.
It's rather wild to watch these videos in a series, and then find out later that the last one I watched was uploaded 13 years ago and this one was just uploaded two years ago. The consistency in quality is staggeringly hilarious.
Anyone know if there's a place to still get that Cthulhu mini? I'm gonna be running some games of Call of Cthulhu soon, and I'd love to have that beside my keeper screen.
Damn you, Stuart! If you'd only showcased that yo-yo when you first got it, friendfactory would have taken off and we could all be sharing our yo-yo passion there now!
I used to eat all those harry potter sweets in the stockroom at smiths when i pretended to look for books for customers. Over a year i figured out the shapes were as follows: 1 - gangbang ball 2 - the blob after a keto diet 3 - vomit on a frosty night. on the bright side they were so expensive that no one ever bought them, so no one noticed me eating my way through the entire stock.
Those fuggler toys are horrifying lol. I remember when they first came out on store shelves, just staring at them wondering what the hell am i looking at.
We've got about 17 fugglers in our house. The Entertainer was selling them for like £3.50 each so we just sort of went buck-wild. I've never seen the raccoon thoug... and now I want it. (I've also got a 'Chase' fuggler which is a rare find and has a golden button-hole)
@@Foreskin-Forest Hah. 'Chase' just means rare. 1 in however many in a box that goes to stores will be a rare verson and the button on its' butt is golden. Also it's teeth and eyes glow in the dark.
Omg I just turned this video on 9/10/2022, A few days after the Queen has passed away. I wonder if Ashens kept this funko pop? Surely it'll be valuable oneday!
3:17 Rather disappointed that that QR code is just a link to watch the Polybius Heist movie, with no other Easter eggs, especially since you have to use an image editor to stitch the QR code together from multiple frames before you can scan it
I took a long break from your vids. Finding out you heroforge'd chef excellence made me smile as I got into it in my several years away! Fun how life turns out
