Hang on a minute, you cut the fact that the taxi guy finished his phone call and THEN died. He could have totally ruined it by not doing anything, but he died anyway. Actually feels more like a guy who didn't die until his internet connection caught up with him. I think finding a poor sod play on only to find he died about 5 seconds ago is hilarious.
I really hope they were joking about the Crash Bandicoot flying bit. That's actually an old joke that stand up comedians used to tell. It was meant to put the image of the comedian flapping their arms to get to the venue in the audience's mind. Thus the tired arms bit.
i think that people are over-acting about the ps3 baby being scary i didn't find it scary but very hilarious to say for an person that read fangoria magazines in the early 20's and had posters of skinless vampires on the wall .