10 styles of metal 

1:50 Scooby Doo when he discovers metal.

My friend: wheres the wifi password Me: at the back of the router Back of the router: 1:50

1:52 sounds like Scooby doo if he was a smoker

2:03 the boys in 3rd grade carrying 2 chairs at once for the assembly

1:02 What every metal genre sounds like to moms

"My girlfriend broke up with me I'm really upset about it Its really my own fault But I'm gonna blame her" 😂 perfection

His neighbors must love him

what i hear : 1:18 What my mom hears : 1:11

Yes, you called?

Hardcore/Punk: I hate my home town, But i love my friends I hate my home town, But my friends are awesome My home town sucks My home town sucks My home town sucks But Pizzas, awesome Post Hardcore: My girlfriend Broke up with me I'm really upset about it It's really...my own fault But I'm gonna blame her Metalcore: Machines Machines are taking over This is a new world order Machines They will take us all away This is a new world order Deathcore: I hate you You hate me We are a hateful family With a punch to the face And a kick from me to you Won't you say you hate me too Black Metal: Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Oh yeah did i mention? Satan Hair Metal: Girrllss I love me some Girrrlss Girrlss Girrlss Giirrllss Give me a lot of Giirls Girrlss Southern Metal: Yeeaaahhhhhhhh I'll die for my countrryyyyyy I love America Yeeaaaaaaahhhhhh This is the best god damn countryyyy Awwyeeaaahh Slam Metal: *zombie pigman/piglins noises* Beatdown: I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Im tougher than you Fight me brooo I'll kill you Grindcore: *grinding noises* Thrash Metal: Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love blood Blood

"I hate you You hate me We are hateful family" wait is that Barney & friends song?

For some reason, slam metal reminds me of the sound a pig makes when it's excited about getting a bath

I FUCKIND DIED AT SLAM METAL

oh yeah, did I mention Satan?

2:32 when she forgets to wear a pad

Black metal? That's pretty offensive. It's February. It's African American Metal.

1:03 is what people who don’t listen to metal hear.

This video entails a story of how a man who hates his hometown gets broken up with by his girlfriend, then proceeds to witness the end of the world by the hand of machines. He tells her that she hates her, and then proceeds to call out to satan. He then gets together with some girls, and talks about how amazing the US is. Then he grunts and then fights her ex’s new boyfriend while growling, exclaiming how there is blood everywhere and that he loves blood when the deer is done.

1:50 sounds of pig Subtitles: tHe ThEMe of The NuGgEt haS nO peRsoNaLIty

People: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: Hard Rock People: Oh, so you like screaming? Me: ...no. No, I don’t. My Brain: *REEEEEEEE*

1:57 when Zombie Pigmen discover metal.

2:20 what everyone thinks screaming in metal means

1:03 What metal haters with half a brain hear in metal 1:51 What metal haters with half a brain cell hear in metal

Grindcore sounds like the longest burp ever

2:20 that what it sounds like in a Taco Bell bathroom

First grade teacher: Are there any strong boys who can help me? Boy: 2:03

Me: *casually listens to metal* What my mom hears: 0:47 What my dad hears: 1:03 What my uncle hears: 1:18 What my Aunt hears: 1:34 What my cousins hear: 1:50 What my online friends hear: 2:03

Slam Metal = Batman at Vocals

7 year old me on my iPad: My grandpa: 0:31

I use this as my ASMR for sleeping at night. Been great.

Best part is at 2:35 When Jared says “There’s blood on the floor!” the captions decide to say “What a nice feeling!” 🤣

Lost it at "Satan"

I CAN SING SLAM METAL watch this.....EEUUGHH UGGHH OUGGHH AGHH EUGHG AEUOGHH UGHHH EGHH OGGH EGHH AGHH UGHHG EUGHH EGHHH AHHH PFFFFTTT ta da

Iron Copper Titanium Lead Aluminium Tin Gold Silver Sodium Bronze

1:18 - What I hear 2:00 - what my mom hears

Satan, saaaatan, saaaata, saaatan, saaaaatan oh yeah did I mention sATAN? Awesome - hilarious

grindcore was basically the world's longest burp

slam metal was the best

1:18 The moment I get out of quarantine

2:28 Girls after their period

Slam Metal. I died laughing, I am dead now. Yes.

This video is an instant classic.

Black metal was hilarious

This dudes vocal range is amazing

fail joke. I mean I understand every word you've said

SEITAN SEITAN SEITAN

i lost it at slam metal...😂😂😂😂

1:51 Lyrics:Some consider Quantum Psychology a follow-up to Wilson's earlier volume Prometheus Rising, mainly for the presence of practical exercises to demonstrate its concepts at the end of each chapter (this time intended for groups rather than a lone reader). It focuses primarily on the metaphysical and epistemological problems of Aristotelean reasoning and its use in everyday language, covering E-Prime (Wilson wrote the book in E-Prime) and how it addresses many of the semantic (and resulting perceptual) "spooks" that common language lets in. It also covers psychosomatic healing and a possible explanation for it; non-local effects in quantum physics (Bell's theorem) and the theories of David Bohm; and a brief recap of the Timothy Leary eightfold consciousness theory of human consciousness which Prometheus Rising covers in greater detail.

The first 4 are not metal Edit: 4 years after, I like thats genres. Hahahah life changes a lot.

2:19 me after 6 beers :D

Grindcore is me after downing a bottle of coke

Neighbors be like: How the hell many singers are in this house

Nobody: Subtitles when Jared sings hardcore/punk: *calm down*

There's blood on the floor. There's blood on the ceiling. My god, there's blood everywhere (_Shia LaBeouf_)!

1:50 when you have a cough!

2:04 me when I see my crush

Slam metal: OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO Grindcore: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Teacher: Lets Do A Vocal Test. Everyone: 0:16 Some Weird Idiot: 1:50 Me: 1:02

I understand slam metal! He says something about love, little dogs... cats... and i think about rainbows.

1:18 Me trying to sing metal and doing screams while I’m home alone 😬

No power metal, no symphonic metal, no gothic metal. But- southern... metal?

*I'm going to church now*

I'm so tough I'm so tough I'm so damn tough Nobody is as tough as me Love it😂

2:03 me trying to hype myself up in the mirror every morning, knowing it's not doing anything

You forgot Serj. He is his own genre.

Blood is raining from the sky There is blood on the floor There is blood on the ceiling There is blood everywhere I love bloood! This trash is so brutal 😄

Punk likes pizza, Post hardcore likes to blame girlfriends, metalcore likes machines, deathcore likes nothing, black metal likes satan, hair metal likes girls, southern metal likes America, slam metal likes to sound weird, beatdown likes themselves,grindcore likes burping, thrash metal likes blood

"SEITAAAAAANNNN..." ah, the good ol' Vegan Black Metal

My 4 year old son: Daddy.... Can you sing me a lullaby Me: Okay. 1:55

what the fucking fuck did I just watch?

*OH YEAH DID I MENTION SATAN!*

2:20 me after a bottle of Pepsi

"Blood is raining from the sky There's blood on the floor Blood on the ceiling There's blood everywhere I love blood" Haha I love this

Lost it at DeathCore

here you have some lyrics: Hardcore/Punk I hate my hometown, but I love my friends! I hate my hometown, but my friends are awesooooome! My hometown sucks x3 but pizza is awesome (¿?) Post Hardcore My girlfriend broke up with me, I'm really upset about it I'ts really my own fault, but I'm gonna blame her! Metalcore My sheens, my sheens are taking oveeeer, this is a new akjsdhfbr (¿?) My sheens, they will take us all over, this is the new world order Deathcore I hate you, you hate me, we are hateful family with a punch to the face, and a kick from me to you won't you say you hate me too? Black metal Satan x6 Oh yeah, did I mention satan? Hair metal girls! I love me, some girls! girls, girls (¿?) girls! Give me some girls! giiiiiiieerrrlllsss Southern metal Yeaaaaah! I would die for my country I love america, yeaaah! this is the best god daaaamn countryy, oh yeah! Slam metal ????????? Beatdown I'm so tough, I'm so tough, I'm so damn tough nobody is as tough as me, I'm tougher than you! fight me nooow, I will kill you! Grindcore (pig squealing) Thrash metal Blood is raining from the sky! there's blood on the floor blood on the ceiling, there's blood everywhere, I loooove blood! blooooood!

2:03 Beatdown is SO Pantera! 😂

Deathcore = Cookie Monster

1:50 The metal singer after drinking 5L of soda 2:20 Me after drinking 5L of soda

I’m butthurt about the slam part... True slam vocalists never put in more than 5% of effort

How my mum sees metal: 1:50 How my dad sees metal: 2:03 How my most of my schoolmates see metal: 1:02

I don’t think you mentioned Satan when you did the black metal part... can you redo this vid and talk about Satan?

1:50 WHAT?!! XDDDDD

ur actually really good at slam and grindcore do vocal covers

2:03 IM SO TOUGH IM SO TOUGH Subtitle:bOy sO JuMp OR sO SApPhire sO dAmn sHOrT

My condolences to his vocal chords! After that they must be dead

So slam metal basically represents mumble rap lmao

The best thing is all of his facial expressions

"I love blood" Me too!, I would literally *die* without it!

GORLS

2:03 When you just got out of prison

1:50 When you are drunk and you try not trowing up :D

1:51 dang i feel exposed😂

this is how u scream just step on Lego's or just hit your toe in the the table your welcome

I feel attacked by the hair metal one

Slam metal sounds like how to baisic

0:54 subtitle: “the hearts to the faith indicate from me to you won’t you sir you very very Jew.” 💀💀

Very funny video but I think the comments section was the grand prize of hilarity haha. Soooo much butthurt. 'That's not REALLL metal *insert pretentious nonsense about genres that no one really understands or cares about*.

2:27 What I imagine being a girl is like.

OMG THAT LYRICS XD

I miss this era of Metal. Jared Dines has come so far. Proud of you bro.