100% ACCURATE ENGRISH | Hilarious Anime Compilation 

It’s even more hilarious when he gets arrested by the TSA.

How to make bold text?

Hai nan desuka?

best engrish

If you told to stone cold Steve Austin. He will say this. What? Son of a what!!

Huh? Oh, yea. (To non-Americans, it's because we're not listening half the time.......and ignoring the speaker the other half)

You right.

Don't forget Canadians, Australians, New Zealanders, and British.

Even ingame convos sometimes goes like "Hi, how are you?" "..yes"

_y e s_

Ikr,its so smooth

He should be a radio host. Because the first rule of radio hosts is that they look nothing like they sound.

when you get a white american to play a black american in a japanese anime.

I was expecting the voice of Samuel L Jackson

@@mift3868 eh, that happens in American cartoons too

Yeah, a lot of grammatically correct Japanese sentences seem to directly translate to these kind of english fragments lol

@@delta-a17 a 16 word sentence can turn into the same length of a fucking essay if translated to Filipino.

Go to Lebanon

Why use many word when few word do trick?

Yas I too

Now we wait for Ponglish

"Six" in german.

What anime?

From “six” to “sex”.

No she’s just being vulgar.

He's basically the one who started the Waifu word trend...

7:39 It's a stand that stops ti- ZA WARUDO!

It was more of like wifi

@@doritocoolranch Nah, if you have decent headphones, it is clearly "waifu".

@@antmess9789 Excuse but my head phones are 299.99 dollars I doubt I heard wrong.

Probably cuz it's an actual American

It’s an accurate reaction but his facial expressions are too extreme for the voice

*W h a*

Yeah well that’s a welcome speech I see towards goons in America.

*LOL*

"She's onto us"

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I usually use my experience running in track to judge distances in meters. I think 600 meters? Hmm thats a lap and a half.

i 100% think that the metric system makes so much more sense but since i was raised with the imperial system it’s too late for me to switch to metric because smol brain. i can hardly even remember the conversions

I mean, most Americans realize that a meter is just a bit longer than a yard. So it's a pretty easy conversion

We still use meters though....

@@Shudikan90 who’s “we”

LOOLLLL XD

You know how it is

Oh YEAH Kool Aid Coming

JoJo is cringe as hell

Yeah yes it came!!

Oh my god its really bad boy

Hello

Haroo

H-Hello

Hello

Uhm... Hi?

Best comeback honestly.

I wasn't expecting it, but it was the best.

😂

That was clear as fúck

Teach me how you type like this

he is speaking in lowercase

@@despacito6950 Lowercase 2.0 I have been waiting so long for the update. Edit: almost like RPS

That was so cursed did they hire a english VA!?

big brain moves

Pretty obvious

Eat a duck I must 💀

Yeah that’s abusive as crap.

"Wha"

In the English Dub they have Excel speak Spanish there, in NYC to people in the hood cuz reasons...

LMAO

To be fair if a foreign girl just appeared in front of me yelling holiday greetings and calling herself PowerPoint id probably just yell 'shit' in confusion too. Update: actually watched the show and love it btw. It's Excel Saga.

*OBJECTION!*

"Start" is before all these

@@jx9091 stfu born bot

and...Team Death Matchh

No, most games are translated now, some people wont buy a game if it is not translated to their language, even in reviews they say just in english less score 😀

Samuel L Jackson momento

Bri'ish

@@ejayjusto3602 How

@@GreyMcBeal nah it was supposed to be joke

@@ejayjusto3602 Aren’t jokes supposed to be funny or make sense

@@GreyMcBeal yeah yeah i know

She be like K-i-l-l Kiru Kiru Kirurururururu

It's not a mistake, IT'S A MASTERPIECE

hHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAH

Tis a rare talent Even in America and Great Britain

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

DO IT!

She is the chosen one

What? There's duck in it?

😂😂

“Udon umai” “You don’t mind”

Oml I get it.

Yes

The power of having blonde hair in an anime.

Say that yoda must

@@MindofUnknown Oh shit, never realize she talked like Yoda hahaha

@@Hieraldrich oblivious you are

@@MindofUnknown smooth brain, I am

@@Hieraldrich bow down I must

And in the last one, the girl was speaking German while the Japanese girls spoke back in Engrish XD

What's funny is that I know both English, Spanish, learning Japanese and Vietnamese. So I find this hilarious!!! Edit: Japanese is easy for a Spanish speaker. Vietnamese is VERY hard for a Spanish speaker.

@@jamesgordon5509 how easy?

@@moondust2365its a boy

​@@moondust2365 That's not a girl, that's Momiji Sohma from Fruit Basket

I agri

It's actually impressive how clear the swears are compared to the speaking

*OOOHHH NOOOOO!* ,It's 'Overdrive!' and not 'overload'!

"Ittadakimaas!!" *Eat a duck I must?* *Wait what there's duck in it?*

@@pranitp.1622 “How do you know I don’t like duck?” Most American thing ever. Beef > Duck

It like Lil nas x you know the song montero

he-ro-in Co-ka-in

To be fair, that would be amazing

@@ewout2763 I would be funny

There was one that did lol

@@wangchi6969 which one

@@wangchi6969 yeah, what anime did it?

I like your profile pic Btw it needs season 2

@@kokonut8273 fr

Time stamp?

"LIEUTENANT! ORDER THEM TO TAKE IN THEIR SHOES!"

10:40

Same💀

There's more

no...

So you never heard how polish[0% knowledge bout English language] react to English people, Yep, if you talk slower and louder, they will understand ya[that's what they believe]

I am a pen

Where’s ma pen.

Avdol's "yes I am" too.

Yes, yes, yes, oh my God!

RIP old man Jojo

I'm just annoyed they left out "SANADA BIETCH!"

@@MCOmegaX123 EXACTLYYY

¯\_༼ •́ ͜ʖ •̀ ༽_/¯ Why?!

That facial expression and the voice tone do not mix together well.. XDDDD

*HAWAII!!*

Wait Kuroko from Kuroko no Basket said Why? XD

No. Kuroko Shirai from A Certain Scientific Railgun.

Pfft, there should've also been the Angel Beats guy in the "I'll be back" part as well then (when he jumps out the window)...

I'm thoroughly disappointed

OH SH*T 😂😂

Sanada beach

You cannot have an engrish compilation without Joseph.

I'd have no difficulty understanding him.

I think it's hot. I have a weakness for east Asian men with thick accents

Kongo was a battleship built in Britain, then steamed to Japan by a Japanese (IIRC) crew after being paid for. The Japanese learned a lot from her, and many battleships made later can be considered her descendants. The Yorkshire pudding is one of those regional cooked-batter items that can be done well and / or terribly. They go well with a Sunday roast beef (usually) meal, but are usually served with a beef or onion gravy. Roast potatoes, mixed vegetables and something like a mint sauce (depending upon the meat chosen) are other ingredients. Alice describing 'Yorkshires' as light and fluffy is right to a certain value of 'done well', but they are more usually browned, crisp and chewy. The 'served with honey' mentioned is more likely something like a crepe or possibly a pancake in the Dutch style, which is also a cooked-batter item.

In Britain, we make pancakes and Yorkshire Pudding with the same batter.

Historically they actually could have been eaten with honey as they originated as a filler for meals both savoury and sweet (kinda like bread), most commonly filled with jam or fruits on the sweet side. You tend to find that when something is first introduced to another country they might keep the historical aspect when things can change in the place of origin or vice versa.

It pleases me to see Yorkshire Puddings being mentioned. Even if she brutalised it with honey

Yeah that's right, forgot about that one lol

@Kazuma Yoshikaze No I'm like Ken Jeong in a sumbrero going "I'll allow it".

the anime from that scene is also something I would highly recommend: bokura ga ita

whats the anime name

Relying so i can be notified when someone spills the sauce

I am one with the Pen

"Why are you pen?" "Who says I'm pen?" "You are pen."

Literally something Duolingo did to me when learning japanese. I learned how to say "It's an apple" and then got the sentence "I am an apple" -__-

Easy mistake, Thats funny! Return to Apple! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

pena ini

They casted someone who actually speaks English properly, it a shame that he can't voice act.

Lmao he spoke so calmly when he said that

@@tyaty Yeah if they got a dude that can act it would work. Plus the actor probably wasn't a massive muscular bald dude. He probably was balding but yeah there's no muscles on those arms at all.

Bang

the entire anime is v moe but I couldn't stop watching

k-on

The word lewd doesn't even cover it.

Also there are 3 stars. It's missing a lot.

U guys get angry over anythinf that looks lewd even though in reality the thing ur looking at is not lewd so yes

The land of the lewd and the home of the kinky.

It is to avoid copyright (maybe...

Shouldn't even be here that was gibberish

BEST one so far.

It souns kinde french :D

So this is what weebs sound like to Japanese speakers

Exactly i loved it 😂😂

For real I thought he was going to speak English until he started speaking Spanish

Creo que era un nativo el que hizo el doblaje de todos modos

Spanish rolls off the tongue really well. Japanese and Spanish are both very phonetic. English, on the other hand, sounds like a snake talking with its mouth full

@@TakahashiQR This translator feature is awesome wow

I call what he said spanrish

Kirisaki’s VA is NAKAJŌ Ayami, who is a Japanese-English half

Madness? THIS! IS! SPARTAAAAAAAAAA!!

i kinda heard fawk huha

😂

Yeah but I'm on the wall sided bed.. Still 😂😂😂

And was I the only one who heard oh MY GAAAHHHH instead of oh my god

I am still laughing

SEINKYU

He sounds white though LOL

Sounds like they got a random guy to voice someone and he had no idea how to act.

That was very unexpected

Yeah... but cat Japanese? XD

@@nathanogline1589 Well it answers nitpicky questions like why a cat would speak Japanese or English in the first place. It's also a pun since Japanese in Japanese is called Nihongo and if I heard it right the cat is saying "Nihoneko" because neko means cat in Japanese.

I was looking for a comment on this!!!

Found it, a fellow man of culture

@@deliciousnoodles5505 you know it👍

This will forever be legendary 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@@thethotslayer471 I was wondering if people take a hō seriously... 😶

Comedy gold