I saw this show live twice, at the age of 14. I'm 26 now and I still think Barry and Paul were the best double act ever. I travelled all over the country to see them live, and can't believe Barry's gone. Miss him every day
12 Wriggling Cobras 11 Scarab Beetles 10 Mummy's Dummies 9 Flowing Caftans 8 Egyptian Rope Tricks 7 Squirts of Water 6 Ancient Skulls 5 Wofting Fans 4 Pairs of Sandals 3 Bags of Sand 2 Camel Humps and a Fez worn by Tommy Cooper (Just like that)
12 Wriggling Cobras 11 Scarab Beetles 10 Mummies Dummies 9 Flowing Gaffdowns 8 Egyptian Ropes 7 Squirts Of Water 6 Ancient Skulls 5 Wafting Fans 4 Pairs Of Sandals 3 Bags Of Sand 2 Camel Humps & 1 Fez Worn By Tommy Cooper
** = Stage Directions Paul: Helloooooo Paul: On my first day exploring in the desert I did find, a fez worn by tommy cooper. Just like that *fancy hand movements* Barry: On the second day exploring in the desert I did find, two camel humps Paul: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *explaining to barry how to do the cool hand movements* Get Out Of It: On the third day exploring in the desert I did find, three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *explaining to get out of it how to do the cool hand movements* No Slacking: On the fourth day exploring in the desert I did find, four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Paul: On the fifth day exploring in the desert I did find, fiiiiiive waaafting fans *( I got this ting on my wrist and it's) glistening noise* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Barry: On the sixth day exploring in the desert I did find, six ancient skulls Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans *( I got this ting on my wrist and it's) glistening noise* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Get Out Of It: On the seventh day exploring in the desert I did find, seven squirts of water Barry: six ancient skulls Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans *( I got this ting on my wrist and it's) glistening noise* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* No Slacking: On the eighth day exploring in the desert I did find, eight Egyptian Ropes Get Out Of It: seven squirts of water Barry: six ancient skulls Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans *barry fucks up picking the fan because he's old and so people laugh HAHAHAHHAH* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Paul: On my ninth day exploring in the desert I did find, nine Flowing Gaffdowns No Slacking: eight Egyptian Ropes Get Out Of It: seven squirts of water Barry: six ancient skulls Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Paul: Go on Barry: eh? Paul: Its you! (Paul pushes Barry as he forgets that it's his turn to go! silly him!) *laughing* Barry: On my tenth day exploring in the desert I did find, ten Mummies Dummies Paul: nine Flowing Gaffdowns No Slacking: eight Egyptian Ropes Get Out Of It: seven squirts of water Barry: eh! Where's me skulls gone! Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans *Paul laughs as Barry cannot find his skulls, paul threw them for a prank!* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* No Slacking: On the twelth day exploring in the desert I did find, 12 Wriggling Cobras Get Out Of It: eleven Scarab Beetles Barry: ten Mummies Dummies Paul: nine Flowing Gaffdowns No Slacking: Somebodies pinched me ropes! Get Out Of It: seven squirts of water Barry: Six indian rope Paul: fiiiiiive waaafting fans *Paul pulls the same prank on Barry and once again laughs* No Slacking: four pairs of sandals *No Slacking is off time as the glistening sound is out of beat, he talks over it!* Get Out Of It: three bags of sand Barry: two camel humps Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at this point* Paul & Co: And a fez worn by tommy cooper, just like that *all the mandem does it at a slower pace at this point* Paul & Co: JUST LIKE THAT! No Slacking: And a fez worn by tommy coooooopeeeeer! *No slacking wants to be the center of attention and so continues singing even as the crew go off stage*
12 Wriggling Cobras 11 Scarab Beetles 10 Mummy's Dummies 9 Flowing Caftans 8 Egyptian Rope Tricks 7 Squirts of Water 6 Ancient Skulls 5 Wofting Fans 4 Pairs of Sandals 3 Bags of Sand 2 Camel Humps and a Fez worn by Tommy Cooper (Just like that)
