15 Minutes of Standup About Divorce & Breakups | Netflix is a Joke 

Great line “ he could see the instability in my eyes “ Perfection

My divorce got finalized on Valentine's Day 2020!! Best Valentine's Day I've ever had!

I’ve got to say, the women CRUSHED it on this topic. The men on this compilation were good, but man were those women on POINT!

That April chick was hilarious, "when he noticed the instability in my eyes" 😂

ohhh, boy, I love that last line! "You want someone who can pick up the other end of the couch!" I think that is the perfect example of what you should look for in a marriage. You don't want someone who's going to sit there and look pretty all day, you don't want someone who's going to make someone else do everything for them (which would end up leaving you to deal with everything in the end), but you don't necessarily want someone who's exactly like you either (two people on the same end of the couch is going to be more of a drag than a success). Sometimes you'll find someone who picks up the other end of the couch but then holds you back, and other times they might push you too far and make you feel guilty about dropping the couch after you can't take it anymore. It ain't easy find the right partner. There are so many romance stories out there that show us the happily ever after, the perfect dream relationship, but they rarely ever show us what it actually means to find your match. Not the perfect person, but the person you find the greatest harmony with. Not true love, but honest love. The person who wants to see you succeed and be happy even if it doesn't necessarily include them.

Divorced here and will NEVER get married again. Next month will be 20 years since my personal Independence Day!!

OMG ... the set about lowering your expectations was hilarious! 😂

I am sooooo happy it is over, 8 years of getting there, almost finished with the papers 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 it was the hardest and most painful things I ever done

I swore after I got divorced that I would NEVER get married again….been in a relationship and living with the same man for over 2 years and both agreed we’re happy the way things are for now lol but he made me promise that the possibility is not off the table.

I have a iron-clad solution for all men afraid to have to talk in their 40ies to a 25 year old woman - date someone your age. No need to thank me 😊

$1000 to groom😂 that wouldn't even cover half of it😂

Dude was dead and farted so hard came back to life 🧬😂

Oh my god, "bless your heart" got a netflix special? That is awesome!

lol got divorced recently. I have literally done that. Realized something lonely and depressing BUT ALSO HILARIOUS about my current situation. I also wrote down jokes while crying 😅

The Hooters lady…..awesome ….

I want Chelsea Handler to be my kid's step father 😆

I uesd Tom Papa's joke at the last wedding I attended. Luck would have it that I never get invited to weddings any more

Well, if picking up the other end of couch is all it takes....😅

Seeing lots of women scarred so badly on here they were married once and never again. Lots of marriages end because men get us then act like yhey don't gaf about us🎉TRUTH

So true. Reminds me of a "Three Day Grace" song "Last To Know"

Chelsea fucking nailed it.

I've had the strange luck of dating multiple people going through a divorce. The spectrum is very real (from amicable to acrimonious).

Chelsea and Jo Koy on the thumbnail picture tho

tom papa & daniel sloss ❤❤❤

When a southern momma puts a period after every word... don't contradict what she's saying. Lol.

I decided to watch this because this is my "golden anniversary year"! 🤭Twenty two years since my divorce after a twenty two year marriage! 🥳 .... Secretly l hope something is going to change about that.... l think ...maybe! 😁✌️❤️🦋🙏

8:10 if they were the stats for the casino jackpot we’d all risk it. Finding out all the things you thought only existed in storybooks in regards to consummate love are actually true is better than hitting the jackpot ❤️

12:31 I friggin LOVE April Macie ❤

Jo koy nailed it

Tom Pappa absolutely true.

Just hilarious

it looks like it's about "who you know" to get a Netflix special. I watch career comedians who have me in tears laughing while I'm sober and wondered why they never had a Neflix special. It took Netflix forever to get Earthquake.

Nice ❤

Yeah buddy, Tom Papa’s set hits hard.

I’ve seen Nate Bargetzi and Tom Papa live. We just saw Kathleen Madigan three weeks ago too.

Funny stuff.

These people sound so angry and bitter, for the most part. Mo was cute. I’m a therapist and also happily single I’m in my middle age. You don’t have to hate your spouse, jeez also fortune is just so cute.

Lateral move . 😢😂

You know what? Staying single for life is not a bad idea.

🪩4:47😂 Me🙋🏻‍♀️I can dance but, I can’t do math 🧮 to save my life!🤣

@annmarieknapp - did you just jinx yourself? 😮😂 just playing and for you're Independence day

7:16 For the mf WIN 🏆

On like Donkey Kong

Im 48 if my husband left or something.. id just be alone. Dating scares me and no one wants to see me naked.

I was distracted by the pants

Go Andrew Orolfo! Hell yeah dude

The older country woman was surprisingly funny

I saw 0 best friends sitting at their adult friends death bed in the hospital and at home if they were at home. The people there were the children, grandchildren, exes, current spouses. Just an fyi if you are putting your best friend or friends before your wife and children.

😂😂

I’m either going to laugh or cry in 15 minutes

Aw the first guy tho

Fortune's mom and my sis are 2 of a kind. How she thinks telling me repeatedly on every phone call that she was a good girl (her husband listens on the other line - ik cringe) I mean he definitely should cop a clue by now! I just play Sgt. Schultz (I know nothing).

John Mulaney clickbait. Thumbs down

WHO'S THE BLOND LADY AT 02:41? SHE'S FUNNY AF!

Homegirl would do great in the clubs now if she accepted her jiggle. Its IN. The jiggle has actually been in for a couple of decades now.

Jello

😢❤

Nobody will ever have a better take on divorce than Louis CK

😅

What does the double tap mean?

Fuckin koy man 😢needed that tho

Who is the last guy?

"Like" for others who went through *divorce* during those initial COVID days (2020 onwards). No negative comments please and thank you.

Fuckin love ya ɓabe

Those are not the stats about marriage. Actually only about 48% end in divorce and about 30% of the people that divorce get back together. This narrative that marriages doesn't work is bs. When relationships don't work it's because the people in the relationship are messing things up. Let's just be honest about that. Marriage in itself doesn't make you break up.

On like donkey Kong 🤣 she stole that joke from me. Only I was talking about seriously hurting a very particular old man. It's not personal wade it's just business.

Who’s the woman with the accent?

~5:10, etc. Could have done without the one who seems to like the "my pants are falling down" look. The rest was great. Tom Papa...can't go wrong

Go out dating in your sixties ! Get a full wax first (Brazilian ) or forget it

Ugh. The last 2 were the worst.

Which pandemic?

We were not together.

Depressing

Wow. These were painfully unfunny

I decry your unethical practices and hereby demand that you pay your actors. And each one gets their own espresso machine and a leopard with a diamond-studded collar. You owe them that much.

The redhead wasn't funny and taking digs at his ex is pick me behavior.

total o-fer. not ONE funny joke. punt.

I don’t believe in marriage. It’s a dog and pony show.

Tom's not wrong. Women that don't want to build muscle do exist. 😒 Talk about a waste of space.

Why is Iliza Schlesinger a comedian?

Nasty internalized body shaming only 3 minutes in. Not funny and hurts all women.

Chelsea...... thumbs down

The southern blonde isn't funny at all.

Where is rhe funny?