181- Low Cost, High Quality | The Tim Dillon Show 

What if that was a calculation with a margin of error of let's say a few decades in the span of 10s of thousands of years. In the grand scheme of things that's accurate as fuck. And no woo woo either.

josh simpson To make it even crazier, apparently there *was* an apocalyptic coronal mass ejection (solar flare) in 2012 that would have, indeed, fried us all but the earth was tilted in suchh a way that it missed us; if it had been just a week earlier, we would be toast. Those Mayans weren’t that far off. Terrifying.

@@stellar7760 Apocalyptic Coronal Mass Ejection gets my vote in 2020

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Too late for regrets now

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Anyone wanna bet on how it all ends? Nuclear fallout? Race wars combined with a decimated economy? China comes knocking for our debts?

As a true comedian should

@@lanesniffin730 twenty bucks says the chinese nuke us and send the survivors to camps to build the next version of the i-phone.

Facts

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I quit participating a few years ago after I realized all the effort was expected and not appreciated. You buy gifts for your brats, I'll save my hard earned money. Merry, merry.

@@kerrie2222 Whats ridiculous is that at the end of the holidays, usually in the best case scenario, where you manage to get a gift for everyone that blood obliges you to, you barely even break even in reciprocal gifts. We might see this as being a non issue, the gesture "why dont we just not get gifts, buy ourselves what we want, pretend we gave it to each other and save the hassle" would be one to reject if it were actually extended. I have some friends where, we get each other a gift or two despite being against christmas. the gifts are always useful and made meaningful by the knowledge that we both reject the hassle. Thats the true meaning of "its the thought that counts" the fact that the person meant enough for you to go out of your way and get them something. Boomers with the luxury of time, bought by money they either earned during a time of significantly greater economic/financial prospects or have otherwise inherited as a result of said times of greater economic/financial prospects, are incapable of comprehending the burden represented by their approval being contingent on someone whoring themselves out to consumerism to get the family every gift they damn fucking sure dont deserve.

@BURNOUTRS wow you're a try hard

Props.

What about close friends???

Well he’s obviously an idiot and I’m sure the Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

We should get this guys dad on the podcast. Fuck hes a character

the father was a good man... old school grift right there

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check out the 3am episode, and the please come kill us episode!!

@@ladeacarr4245 I love Please Come Kill us and 3am episode

168 the funniest guy I ever met and please come kill us, and MF corporate steakhouse

@@Lechatnoir3 bro the episode before this is hauntingly hilarious

@@tophercortez7786 its a good one, I love Chris and Tim together - thanks!

#TimDillonForBond

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This is a good list Tom

Yes, but being too poor to afford therapy is a problem as well. You can't win.

@@jonathanalpart7812 I think the point of this guys comment went flying over your head

@@grandelusion1148 No, I just disagree.

@@jonathanalpart7812 Tims entire point was that people who need therapy can't afford it.... you're countering his argument by making the same point as him 😂. I'd hardly call that disagreeing

@@grandelusion1148 Are we talking about Tim or the comment now? Either way, not being able to afford therapy is different from saying that wealthy people don't need therapy.

its his honesty, albeit dark, that is refreshing. the rants are epic the conveyor belt of people tying to 'play the game,' put forward a clean face, clean dialogue, get those advertisers, those people are dull, boring, and disingenuous. discovered tim on JRE, hooked now

Maaaan watchu mean on Sunday morning? Binge it

Your mom?

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Headphones at work and you'll never hate your job XD

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Ironically, you look and act like half of London now. Well done, sorry you didn't get your mobile dialysis machine in 2002. F.

Oioi and a merry hullabaloo to YOU! Frum London yes mam', I am. And I love me some fish puddin', I do.

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James B. McGill best decision I’ve ever made

Cancel yo mama chin!

trent in the trees my new favorite comic he’s like a fat gay doug stanhope

so great you have something to take your mind off of those license plates you're making all day

Django Fett facts...I like Theo but he got progressively less funny and Tim totally outshined him as a guest. Dude makes me lol in traffic by myself lmao

I'm gay and I absolutely love Tim Dillon.

Life in the big city

@@ryancerrone5159 It’s a knife fight.

patience

I am straight up incensed!

GoldenCheese Kindness is delicious.

@James B. McGill Yesss! I know, right??

I concur.

Wow, you’re sharp.

He is authentic in a time of cookie cutter unfunny softies

If you like this, you should check out the tim dillon show.

Cause he spits hot fire!!

Tim dillon peaked. Show is shit now

He truly is the most pious amongst us.

He was probably a polite kid.

Intelligent people do not forget tho

"I like big butts and I cannot lie" - Sir Mixalot

He meant things are going to get crazier, and they did.

Ohh and there is plenty of food- but if you plan on drinking BYOB- AND......bring some foam plates....the good china is LIMITED....cant wait to see the kids....but if they are not feeling 110% prolly should find a sitter....

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