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Tim Dillon is the gay father I never had.

I'm from South Bend, Indiana. I can confirm that it does not exist.

Not only is Tim funny as fuck he's politically astute AF and he's not really shilling for one side or the other juss pin pointing where we're at as a society pretty precisely. I'm glad he's starting to get the shine he deserves.

literally the only podcast where I've never skipped an ad read

i never thought anyone would read ad's better than bill burr, but here we are

Alex Jones might be Bill Hicks, but Tim Dillon is Alex Jones and Bill Hicks.

Tim Dillon is the voice of a generation. Yes or yes.

This is the only channel I've ever turned Notifications on for. Well worth it

I think a huge reason why Tim is so relatable and funny It's because he hasn't been doing stand-up since he was 16 years old or in the industry since he could legally vote. He worked a s*** job and did drugs for years until he up and decided to do comedy so has a lot of life experiences and stories that don't compare to people like John mulaney who have been handed millions and millions from their parents to go be a "little comedian".

I didn't know a ton of criminals, growing up. But my dad was a cab driver who lived in a house with 4 different cabbies. One sold coke/guns from the basement; one panhandled and could occasionally be found trying to get hit by speeding cars (He sucked at both); A drunk blackbelt with "lightning reflexes"; and an Eeyore-like Native man who quietly drank and loved watching Trailer Park Boys with us. Vomit stains on carpets, fist holes in drywall, bathroom leaked onto the kitchen fridge, a total fucking sideshow act replete with nothing but degenerate alcoholics. Most of them are likely dead by now. And my pre-pubescent ass lovingly called it a home, and all those men friends. Boring people hear stories from that house, and feel pity. I just feel pride. To me, the scariest people on earth are well-groomed and naive. That place forever made me a safe harbor for people overrun by their shadows. A quality that, as I get older, seems way too rare in others. It's why I love people like Stanhope, and Dillon. They're true clownfish; safest among the anemones.

This is my favorite podcast of his. First time I listened to this episode I was on shrooms taking a shower. I couldn't stop laughing I was soo impressed. After that I was hooked

you have the greatest reads out of any podcast ever. I straight up listen all the way through because you do them right. thank you

This aged very well

I lived across the street from Blogojevich, he happened to live in a prison but across the street none the less.

Low cost, high quality. Clutch

Tim "God, I hate this ad read.. " Dillon. God bless

I bet Tim and Pete smashed in South Bend IN.

“Be friends with criminals it’s valuable.”

This podcast aged like fine wine.

The Tim Dillon show in this format is the funniest thing put out in the last 5 years.

Tim has quickly and easily become my favorite comedian. I can already tell I'll be a fan for years. Can't wait for you to come back to Hollywood so I can see ya.

His last name is booty gay and the town name is “south bend” as in bending down lmao like how much more of a joke can they make it?

Congrats on over 50,000 subscriptions, Tim! In no time you're going to look back at this number and chuckle. Thank you for making me laugh uncontrollably, so often.

Look forward to this every Saturday night

My favorite Brendan Schaub punchline is "my barber yooo...he's Asian as shittttt." What's your favorite Schaub line?

Still waiting on my diamonds...

This guy is Punk Comedy

Mayor of Whoville Pete knows 6 or 7 languages and took trips to africa for 1 day when he was in the military, he is 100% cia

This is one of the essential episodes.

Damn! Good episode. It was almost 7 months old when I heard it. I've been blessed to know a few Blagojevichs. Timeless message.

Thank you for all the laughs Tim, you are greatly appreciated

Tim Dillion it is my mission in life to spread your gospel of smut to all my family and friends. You are on the cusp of exploding my friend. You caught my attention from JRE, and i have been hooked ever since!!! Hats off to you!!!

Holy shit why havent i heard this podcast before this is gold

Psychic tendencies .. The real Blagojevich just had his sentence commuted. Tim on the zeitgeist edge slice!

I listen to this podcast just for the ad reads, they're the best thing ever "I'd watch my friends and family burn to death if I could just have another ridge wallet"

Scary how right Tim was on this one.

Tim fucking losing it at the sirens was the highlight I needed

Fun fact I still get Christmas cards from the Blagojevich family

Anyone know where I can buy some low cost high quality jewelry?

Dillon turns The Blagojevich Story in to an LSD micro-dosed lesson on life.

Throw in some Chris Farley, the intelligence/understanding of the world like George Carlin, a little David Spade commentary, the wild/engaging storytelling of Joey Diaz, the insults/cynical views and sarcasm of Bill Burr, the animated voices/performances of Jack Black, the pursuit of truth/great journalism and intelligence of George Hicks, the craziness/hate of the world and love of conspiracy theories of Alex Jones, and add the fact that he can basically riff off of anything on the spot for a long time like Robin Williams and “tries” to impersonate people like him haha. Now add in this wonderful concoction a lot of childhood and adult trauma, years of drug abuse and poverty, some nihilism, hard work, all mixed with Long Islander and L.A. characteristics, a lot of plain colored polo shirts, a love of luxury especially Airbnbs and food, and you have the most wonderful soup that is Tim Dillon.

I'm a 28 year old mixed race woman from the South Bronx. Tim you are the funniest man I've ever heard.

Listen to Tim's little rant about voting at the beginning. Still accurate in 2021.

"A great relationship that ended like most Long island relationships, prison and heroin... MEET CUTE!!!" I can only imagine the panic on Tim's manager or whoever gets in the sponsors like "Tim.. Baby... Try not to scare off these people this time ok? Just say the read and STOP!"

10:48 this gave me chills, amazing to consider

And you were so right about what would happen to bernie. Love your show. Obsessed.

Tim’s Meghan McCain bit about daddy is hilarious on another level. I also enjoy his take on current events in politics and culture.

Tim Dillon has a zen mastery to him. The inherent nihilism of meaningless of existence isn't to be denied for zen flavored platitudes but looked at starkly. What he calls materialism is simply the investment of the your focus on an equally valid, yet fruitless, pursuits our lives can take. Enlightenment isn't hard its easy. Nothing matters, invest in whatever knowing this

I wish Tim did like three podcasts a week

The meet cute of Epstein and Maxwell is the best

idk how I never listened to this episode. he might just be the podcast GOAT

I didn’t want her to murder my friend but I knew that was a possibility 😂

That cocaine bit was spot on

Think this is the 3rd time I'm re-listening to this one. Definitely a Classic.

One of the OG podcasts, as demonstrated by the number of views. Life In The Big City.

most fire start to a podcast maybe ever

That whole beginning, lol. I forgot how red pilled Tim was. Good shit.

Came here from seeing you on joey diaz and rogan. Just what I needed lol great shit!

I'm sad yet overjoyed The guys from the bachelor podcast haven't been on the show again, luckily he has a new podcast to shit on in advertisement lol.

your views are fantastic. as a "friend" that landed on the news and is leaning into to some long played out mistakes, this talk really helped put some things in perspective.

HAHAHA 28:15 is one of the most relatable things I've ever heard on his podcast besides his boomer parents.

Good lord this is an amazing podcast

Thanks Dad.

thank god mayor pete is our presumptive candidate...ahahahaha

lol….. just looked it up “Mayor Pete” is the current secretary of transportation 🤣🤣🤣….. amazing

I love tim, but I would never want to do coke with this guy.

I'm from Peoria Illinois, this one hits a little too close to home.

toronto loves you brother. see you feb 14th.

if tim had ads for every youtube video, adblocker would run out of business

I haven’t heard ambulance in years. Living next to midway airport you just get used to every siren you hear lol

Voting is THE joke. Who wants other people arbitrarily deciding how you will live your life? Insanity begins at home.

Tim is recording this episode from the BestBuy restroom on his lunch break

Shadow app is a fucking hilarious name

I had a sub in 8th grade who told the class that she knew how to make meth and how she used to work at a condom factory.

cant wait for you to get back to chicago!!!!!!

Ive been having one of the best weekends in Westchester and my friends here think the past week of politics have been hilarious

Best commercial ever for a backbag!

Some of the things said here aged terribly, But also perfectly

These stories are too damn relatable to me 😂 Work goes by 10x faster when i have this podcast playing

When Tim shoots ropes, they land in the shape of hearts. #stylishsperms

These are the best add reads in podcasting

I live in South Bend, IN. Tim is right, the place does not exist.

57:59 Tim's inner demon makes an appearance

Another instant classic

highly underrated episode

greatest hour of storytelling in the last decade. yes or yes

like a modern william s. burroughs ))

Last time I was this early, tim hadn't come out yet

I’ve definitely learned the lower the views / likes the more Interesting the episode.

That Meet Cute was bloody brilliant

This is a valuable thing, I can't believe you are just going to f'n give it away

Tim needs to come to England.

Watching this on election day 2020.. Heh heh heh.

Best one yet

Tim Dillions Valentine's Day Show will be that all the single men aka the nerd table at prom.

Ridge wallet, Jesse Smollett 😂🎉

The ridge wallet bit was funny asf !

Laugh into the void friends, let someone else cry.

Me and my woman's, my wife's, my best friend's life story, in Portland OR, a balls to the wall, gang banging, homeless in a tent living, hard drug using, counterfeit money printing, car jacking, felonious firearm processing, prison time serving, now 40+hour a week working, home owning, kid raising, tax paying husband and wife... To be continued.