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Nice

That's life in the big city!

And he is currently looking to buy back the 77 Cutlass he sold in 1990

Bang on

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The coat is normal, it's Tim that's puffy.

It’s gortex

Tim has such a crush on ben lol he is so butt hurt tht ben is straight. Or tht is their "shtick" at least jaja

Oh lord hes trying

You can definitely trust Ben not to give up your position when Tim’s act inevitably devolves into an active shooter situation.

He does 🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

@@wew5499 🤣 Just about, but every once in awhile Tim will crack a joke where Ben doesn't laugh.

So many “Matthew” Tim Dillon fans

I’m Ming Matthew

Hot gassers

It's a surrealistic and sobering yet wholesome feeling lol

ain't that the truth!!!

If you felt actual terror from listening to a RU-vid video then you have serious millennial problems

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

@@jaymaven3643 I mean that depends on the video but I hear you

Dont forget to forget to pay your fake taxes

The business is fake, but the fun is real!

Always a pleasure doing fake business

Magic

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people because an upsetting event occurs in their lives taking them by surprise, unexpectedly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

If never heard a more true statement

except Carlin spanned MULTIPLE generations with changing styles of comedy before settling into what he was near his end (dark comedy) the pig? he needs to live and stay in the game for at least 20 more years

Thank goodness Tim is actually funny and nuanced. Send me one video of Carlin that's laugh out loud funny instead of insightful.

Tim is better

George Carlin but not an unfunny boomer

" Bomb Disneyland"! Lol

Almost every aspect of life 2020-2022 is a Black Mirror episode

Black Mirror is real life. The prime minister and the pig, you know that actually happened, right?

@@cdubsoptional7849 when?

Sounds like they got the idea from Michael Jackson's Neverland and priced it to middle-class pedos. All those weirdos who want to live in a Disney fairytale as adults exude serious pedo vibes.

😁

glory...hole

Bonjour!

@@fleckx Bonjour! My wife has cancer~🎶 BONJOUR!

Sad you didn’t buy the coke

@@goatsmakemovies 3/10 response, didn't even give him one of your little ratings. This is a sad thread.

Aye there he is!

after finishing this i bought a dozen tacos from a food truck at 3 am and fell asleep in my car

@@rishabhmistry18, living the life!

A libertarian's wet dream of the glorious free market at work. I just wish libertarians were smart enough to realize that's what would happen with their unregulated free market.

@@TaddiestMason Not really, BlackRock has ties with the Federal Reserve and Elizabeth Warren deemed them "Too big to fail". So the Government and the taxpayers are backing them up. Very nefarious, the gov prevented many people from working, made them unable to pay rent/mortgages and BlackRock sweep in and buys them

totally. _100%_ accurate

We are going back to feudalism baby!!! Get your stuff ready... oh wait But it doesn't matter because we will own nothing, but be happy, so that's fine!! 🙃🙃🙃

@@TaddiestMason The term you're thinking about is not libertarianism, it it fascist economics.

It's very nice

I'd take a huge cage with animals of some type, maybe an aquarium

Dressed like a seal clubbing enthusiast

@@Stealth1919 lol he looks like a seal 🦭 love Timmy

he actually sold Jefferey Epstein his island

life in the Big Country*

hah gold

Its kind of a Christmas morning feel

Yes it is quite nice, Tim is a special guy and I look forward to each one. It’s the only podcast I feel this way about.

Christmas

Nutella-r

Your name is Ukranian no?. Take care.

Tim does have a really nice set up I agree

I want the cactus bad

Still obsessing about the cactus though

Tim knows what’s going to happen as a true man.

Actually I feel like he’s a bit unstable - you should diversify who you get your opinions from if you don’t already

@@danfontaine8179 why doesn’t Joe Rogan have Jeff Bezos on his podcast?

@@Existential_Dread lol why do you ask? Jeff Bezos probably has no interest in being exposed to the public in a long form podcast

The pope is on rogan next week

Surely he could subscribe to Jack Goldman’s cuckold seminar.

Rogan fucks in a highchair

He looks ... like he's gained some weight, and what's with the heavy product in his hair? He naturally has very nice hair. 😆

@@randomfullywonderful I like when skinny people gain weight. It makes me feel less disgusting 😌

Fat won’t look good on Ben, Tim will definitely fire him.

I always had a feeling golden retrievers were homophobic.

Homeophobic*

Ben is a man of God, a man of faith, he's committed to protecting life (pro-lifer). 😆

definitely got a thing against them gays

I had a feeling

Check out level1 news on RU-vid , with a username like that....

Russell Brand and Joe Rogan are also great comedians who discuss news topics

You get your news from people who get paid to say anything for views without factual details

@@sponkmcdonk3898 that sums up the entirety of every government mouth piece and corporate media conglomeration on the planet. But somehow when comedians do it, oh the horror!

Right?!?! And nobody speaks on him and tries to cancel him. Because he's not the character you want to battle with.

@@j.a.r.family2576 nah...its just that no one cares.... whenever journalism qoutes him it usually examples shows how bad jornalism has become

#blessed

Tim is top shelf, but don’t forget to treat yourself to Cum Town when you’re in need

You should probably explore more shit lol.

10/10 on topic actually hilarious

@@goatsmakemovies 5/10 response, really disappointed in the first 10/10 rating from you. After seeing your past critiques of comments that everyone definitely asked for, I really thought you had a better eye. It's a sad day realizing the mediocrity of those you once admired.

@@jordanl7605 your very funny 10/10 response, 10/10 response critique. Im actually laughing and not just writing lol.

happy being relative in this case.

@らてちゃん joe

Giggle jaime

@Vidkid 😂😂😂😂

@Vidkid wow he does have nice lips actually lmfao

The thing I love about Tim Dillon is the nice positive community he fosters

Yo chill that course is nice tho and the Columbia 🤤

1/10 bad joke sheesh

@@goatsmakemovies 1/10 response, said sheesh again, no creativity here.

@@goatsmakemovies aww go on!

hahaha pro

Tim in uncle buck II is visionary

You really believe that?

I wish him well.

The best part of this story was being out with my entire family celebrating 4 birthdays spanning back to January and getting ready to sing happy bday to my now 11 year old niece just to have a waitress scream about it flashing on the TV across the room, cranking the volume and proceeding to talk about suicide and conspiratorial murder.

@@sawyeratkinson He's dead, and still fucking kids. Tremendous.

you know its a knife fight out there in the prison system

🤣🤣

Oh no no. Shady government operations always have an upbeat name that completely obfuscates its true intention. So it should be like Operation Happy Family or Operation Financial Stability.

@@AspasiaB haha exactly! I talk about this, too. One of Blackstone’s new rental platforms is non-ironically called “Choice Leasing” as if you have any choice but to rent and pay whatever ransom they bill you for!

20%? Where you getting this figure from? That’s trillions on trillions of dollars worth of property. Just do some simple math and you’ll realize the impossibility of the statement.

Cool advertising bro

@@sponkmcdonk3898 put that coffee DOWN! ABC is just life in the big city, bro.

It should really be his Texas set rather than his L.A. set.

There's no windmills in Az. Too much dust

It already has. It’s dubbed the Central Intelligence Agency

I like to think of them as appetizers

I’ve been trying to explain to people that this sets a dangerous precedent. Nobody wants to hear it. They just want to cheer the establishment against people they perceive to be their enemies. Can’t wait to throw this back in their face the next time BLM protests a cop killing a black guy.

diet tyranny has been around a hot minute

Sinclair Lewis wrote "It Can't Happen Here" over 100 years ago. That attitude is what got us where we are now.

Or else a tarantula is crawiing on his forehead.

He’s just so neo noir

Ben is actually gay.

@@MFJoneser definitely a David Lynch film character from a 1950’s detective drama lol 😆

@@MFJoneser Dark city

10/10 suicide joke. Funny

@@goatsmakemovies 6/10 response, real low energy and I've definitely seen better suicide jokes.

I'll quote your mother-put it back in.

Love your uploads, the only thing sexier than your voice is the image of you sitting on my face

Big fan of your videos. Pretty sure I found you in Tim’s comment section haha

5/10 meh joke

Holy shit this

You’ll never be able to say “what”again.

@@WD-41469 what

You like feet, we get it.

@@sirclarkmarz say “what” again. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

@@WD-41469 OK , i'm just gonna finish my big kahuna burger and wash it down with my tasty beverage .

8/10 funny points deducted for being old joke

@@goatsmakemovies 7/10 response, deducted points for calling it "funny points" and for probably being a redditor

It's called patreon.

Goats, what's your onlyfans?

funds immediately frozen for supporting terrorism

Yeah, too many adults enjoy it like they are there to relive their broken childhoods.

They've already tried this and it didn't work. There's a documentary about it.

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Bagger Dillon

That's just the daily Dillon style!

He's in the witness protection program now.

23 minutes left Jon

21 min to go

@@andyjcoop I gotta be back at 9:30 pm Pacific time.

Hope you're doing well. You are worthy. Don't let your boss mistreat you. If they do, form a union

@@haymaker710 please don't be late again Jon

I guarantee he wouldn't have sold a one if it weren't for his jingle. _Riiiiidge wal-let, Yummm!_

9/10 actually funny

@@goatsmakemovies 9/10 response, gotta agree here, you've redeemed yourself slightly.

1000%

Dressed like a gay real estate agent going to his adopted trans son's mormon private school PTA meeting

@@dertythegrower 😂😂😂

2/10 sadly unfunny unrelatable

@@goatsmakemovies Thank God no one asked

@@goatsmakemovies 9/10 response, that was another stinker. Good eye son.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY😁

@@chipwalter4490 thank you!