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@TimDillonShow 2 года назад

Go fund me link for Nick: gofund.me/ceca307e

@mateoramirez9003 2 года назад

Are you going to make a masterclass?

@stephenconley293 2 года назад

A fellowship.....I keep telling people I am on a sabbatical damn covid ahahahaha

@redfan1596 2 года назад

Cmon

@redfan1596 2 года назад

I'm a huge fan of Tim.... but 99% of his income is from Patreon and he can do that anywhere. He chooses to move back to Lala land why? Gay boys galore? Just be honest Tim

@just1689 2 года назад

Isn't having a business basically illegal in California?

@nates2380 2 года назад

The 2 day delay is just because Tim and Ray had to take the stairs to their hotel room

@ryancollier6394 2 года назад

Ray dropped a tater tot down the stairwell

@TimMedvedev 2 года назад

Chad Ray Kump vs Virgin George Mallory

@ShatterNWO 2 года назад

if they were firefighters on 911, the casualties triple.

@donaldmack2307 2 года назад

Fat shaming is unacceptable in the Brandon administration.

@thephilosopher7173 2 года назад

Taking the stairs involves walking, and walking is anti-fat activism.

@charlesmurray257 2 года назад

Can’t wait to take Tim’s "9/11, a closer look" course at The University of Austin

@1MinuteFlipDoc 2 года назад

🤣🤣🤣

@arttorres439 2 года назад

Can’t wait to take Tim’s Fake Business course at The University of Austin

@SickTroll 2 года назад

LFG!!

@dickbiggerjr3613 2 года назад

You get a real diploma for a fake business 💯

@topdhen 2 года назад

T.I.T.S

@futurereflections4097 2 года назад

UoA is expensive. I’m taking my undergrad at Prager U and then going to UoA for my doctorate in basedology

@GoblinGuard 2 года назад

@@futurereflections4097 a true man of culture I see 🧐

@AmyCat71 2 года назад

Tim is the best when his true muse Ray is around. When Tim laughs with Ray it's 100% legit and all is right with the world.

@benjaminharles664 2 года назад

Tim legit cracking up is my favorite thing ever

@colematthews7535 2 года назад

I miss the old days when ray was on every show. I hope tim brings him back more frequently he’s a staple in the show

@tapetrader2590 2 года назад

Two buds cracking up …

@yuriar2 2 года назад

This one had me crying

@stevemygoodman7809 2 года назад

Ray is still alive. Good for him

@nativekydgaming1644 2 года назад

I’m glad the Delta didn’t get him before a heart attack lol

@raramcgee4982 2 года назад

He has a legit really solid podcast. Kump cast.

@Ynotnow9900 2 года назад

Listen to his kumpcast. Or I'll kill myself on your front lawn

@cuve_ae 2 года назад

KumpCast

@SickTroll 2 года назад

@@Ynotnow9900 good man.

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 года назад

Ray sounds like he’s chewing on his words while he’s speaking them.

@lordhenrix1510 2 года назад

Mad funny. Very good description.

@lordhenrix1510 2 года назад

@ 33:17 he does this as I left the last comment 😂

@ohthaterin 2 года назад

I was listening to this on Spotify and came over to youtube within 15mins to read comments about Rays voice. this was perfect

@RoxanneJ 2 года назад

Yes he’s so awesome 😂😂😂

@connorknight4275 2 года назад

Forever at the end of his breath

@kneelanb1 2 года назад

Ray yelling back at Tim is like Ben’s inner monologue come to life. “I’m TRYING to find it!!! Why would I follow Bari Weiss, what’s there to FOLLOW?!”

@BlackSmith863 2 года назад

Rays got the physicality to compete

@guccimane623 2 года назад

Ray is an integral part the funny dynamic between the two. He’s Dillons only intellectual equal while also making him laugh , and it made for awesome broadcasts when they were together at GAS digital radio. (Which you can find them all on Tim’s patreon) highly recommended

@DeflatingAtheism 2 года назад

@@guccimane623 Devan Costa had some genuinely funny bits that he would have to spit out in the 1.5 seconds Tim would allow him.

@infinite9100 2 года назад

Ray’s not having a stroke, his mouth is just confused about why he’s using it to speak and not consume

@DeepFrigidWinter 2 года назад

Legendary comment

@Sprite_525 2 года назад

*Ray* : “Your hat sucks” *Tim* : “it was a _gift_ !” *Ray* : “it’s a _nice gift_ !”

@Maximustard 2 года назад

Sounds like the kind of hat, that I would gift someone, I give terrible hats, not on purpose

@MikeOcksmallClips 2 года назад

@@Maximustard terrible hats are in fashion ironically pretty much always, so great gift.

@blobbylee9430 2 года назад

I wonder if he's talking about the full send hat. Aren't those dude rich, why are they giving Timothy substandard Alabama gas station quality?

@xmidge3851 2 года назад

@@blobbylee9430 yeah it's definitely that green hat from nelk.

@ComanderMelon 2 года назад

The amount of times I have heard Tim say “we have a new studio being built” over the years is insane 😂😂

@zeewhat 2 года назад

true it is always a Marriot Hotel room with a well stocked mini-bar, although I don't know if Tim drinks. Business Insider is now a joke because they used to be great and now they got bought out and they are part of the Corporate Shill game!

@DanielCC 2 года назад

That is his fake ptoject

@krissykatportal 2 года назад

I’m gonna buy the underwear Tim. Only because I love how the owner doesn’t mind you going so hard on him with the jokes 😂

@daillestmattyg 2 года назад

I love it

@FlippyHambone 2 года назад

Tim thinks he can just throw on glasses and we won’t recognize he’s the Facebook whistleblower.

@TaddiestMason 2 года назад

Superman gets away with it to be Clark Kent, so....

@username-tv6uw 2 года назад

Life in the big city.

@zeewhat 2 года назад

oh!

@Virsaci 2 года назад

Now I need a Tim Dillon skit of this.

@NATASHA-tp7ww 2 года назад

THE LONGEST 9 DAYS EVER! Never been happier for a Monday to come

@johndenver7035 2 года назад

What u cooking?

@NATASHA-tp7ww 2 года назад

@@johndenver7035 today pineapple shrimp bowls and tomorrow jerk chicken and rice and peas

@johndenver7035 2 года назад

@@NATASHA-tp7ww sounds good, got a recipe for the jerk chicken? Maybe my wife and I will try it tomorrow.

@achnix3167 2 года назад

For THIS bullshit?

@paulgreengod 2 года назад

I thought only cis white men watched this show.

@conorflynn1691 2 года назад

My thoughts and prayers go out to the friends and family of Ben Avery. He was brutally murdered and consumed by Tim Dillon and Ray Kump, a couple of comedians who really needed a carb.

@varunramanathan8346 2 года назад

Ben's almost 100% lean protein.

@eno6712 2 года назад

@@varunramanathan8346 but hes a Sweetie

@bigarsehole4935 2 года назад

Squished at the Travis Scott concert

@ccamen 2 года назад

I wouldn't call Ray a comedian. It's insulting to real comics.

@quidnick 2 года назад

Ben was turned into a new MagicSpoon flavor.

@CERBERUS1O8 2 года назад

I hope someday Ray writes an autobiography and titles it "mein Kump"

@AgnumMD 2 года назад

His podcast episode titles generally use a format like that. He actually missed, or rejected, a good opportunity to use that on one where he talked about reading Mein Kompf on the subway.

@caproductivity8463 2 года назад

how dare ben not be there to fulfil his role as a built in laugh track

@Bedtimesful 2 года назад

Lmfao bens laugh literally brings as much value as any joke tim has ever told 😂🤣

@Zgembo121 2 года назад

I miss Ben.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

😭😭

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

I think Tim must've beat him & locked him in his basement - the basement in his Austin residence - funnily enough - ONLY two blocks away from The University Of Austin

@LuisCarruthers 2 года назад

Ben is by no means a Stavros Halkias.

@brentbarrus9754 2 года назад

Ray must've eaten Ben.

@SickTroll 2 года назад

It’s nothing new, probably.

@SickTroll 2 года назад

@M J are you that b itch from the hotel ?

@josephdemarzio3186 2 года назад

Ah fuck

@SickTroll 2 года назад

@Johan Liebert you obviously are a casual if you don’t get the joke. I’m praying you become a regular.

@conorflynn1691 2 года назад

Ray’s stutters are pieces of Ben’s corpse getting caught in his teeth.

@tnntlmmn277 2 года назад

jesus christ dude

@moriyokiri3229 2 года назад

so edgy and funny wow

@conorflynn1691 2 года назад

Acclimate people, learn what a joke is.

@nickeq42 2 года назад

Ray just wanted to one up travis scott

@rktsnail 2 года назад

Hahahah

@alefty4463 2 года назад

Imagine if Ray lost 200lbs and spoke like someone who wasn't being waterboarded with marbles.

@SuperBlueMoonWA 2 года назад

That would suck

@Eblis840 2 года назад

Then he'd work for the CIA, He single handly preformed oral surgery on himself and was a top grade Mortician. He's basically a ritual expert in necromancy, you wouldn't understand... "Raymond Kumpf: Doctor Deaths insights on Esoteric and Occult practices"

@sevens8954 2 года назад

This is the only TDS I couldn’t make it through because of Ray’s fat tongue.

@28happenstance 2 года назад

Best comment on this video so far!

@hykeeba-9254 2 года назад

Waterboarded with gravy**

@iwishihadmoreeminems 2 года назад

Ray: “I was trying to reference Goebbels” Tim: “Do that on your own please”

@customerguy8581 2 года назад

"On the show that gets 3,000 listens" lmao

@andrewoliver5634 2 года назад

@@customerguy8581 5 to 8

@ahoffstein 2 года назад

Ray sounds like he has five cheeseburgers in his esophagus

@lh4755 2 года назад

🤣🤣That’s exactly how Ray always sounds.

@funnydonor9484 2 года назад

You can actually carbon date his exact age by finding what is stuck in his throat at the lowest point. I think there’s a mummified quiche near the opening of his stomach

@saucenflow 2 года назад

15 cheeseburger's in that meat locker np

@OutlierConcepts 2 года назад

thats because he actually has 6 in there...

@tmuthafreakingpain 2 года назад

Sure... sounds like...

@jakeg313 2 года назад

Ben's wife: "Give him this plastic bag of Legos. He'll think it's candy and choke."

@Flareski 2 года назад

Ray sounds like a kitchen aid mixer churning yogurt

@drewblood3530 2 года назад

this made my day

@zironemegeaz 2 года назад

So you make alot of yogurt?

@N_A__ 2 года назад

This guy sounds like somebody is holding Bert Kreischer's tongue.

@DeepFrigidWinter 2 года назад

Very funny

@noru_ego 2 года назад

I can't listen to these without being able to see Tim lying over that chair like a sea lion with glasses

@Maximustard 2 года назад

I like to think that he’s naked on the top bunk

@zeewhat 2 года назад

haha

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

"It didn't even dawn on me that there would be money exchanged" 😂🤣

@justinbaker1488 2 года назад

I demand my free entertainment in a more timely fashion!

@Booyawatchin 2 года назад

SAME

@Dethstrat 2 года назад

I would like it before I even know I want it! I'm tired of this shit, Tim!

@qwerty6574 2 года назад

"I want 6 months to get in shape, then we can fight the government" Lol

@brentbarrus9754 2 года назад

The hairdryer was hovering over my bath until my phone dinged. Stop toying with me.

@stewybrooks 2 года назад

You hair dry your hair?

@brentbarrus9754 2 года назад

@@stewybrooks Ask the battle-axe

@dimftillon 2 года назад

@@stewybrooks Stay tuned next week to find out if a toaster toasts.

@AroundtheTubeNews 2 года назад

Ray saying he's "the biggest candidate of regret" might be the most brutal self roast of all time lmao fucking died when I heard that

@HelloSpyMyLie 2 года назад

That was insane

@HelloSpyMyLie 2 года назад

Glad he has a friend like Tim ❤️

@Foulfootwear 2 года назад

At first I was disappointed by the audio only pod, but it's not really a bid deal; Ray's voice illustrates his girth perfectly

@zeewhat 2 года назад

Yes

@lukewojdylo9241 2 года назад

I remember when "blue hairs" was a derogatory term for 70 year old women with small town perms. Then Sharon Osbourne showed up and everything changed.

@rattlejaw9976 2 года назад

Blue haired y'allers

@steeveekeys1904 2 года назад

I always wondered why my Aunt Julia had blue hair back in the seventies.

@JM-wt5wn 2 года назад

I love Tim in the most heterosexual/homosexual way

@zeewhat 2 года назад

If I was gay Tim would be my first date choice

@Troonielicious 2 года назад

Tim is the 8th wonder

@thegooddoctordeep 2 года назад

"I think they were on-duty prostitutes." Quote of the episode.

@trentf7070 2 года назад

Ray always subconsciously makes Tim slip “per se” into his own sentences

@ljcomments886 2 года назад

You gotta be careful around Ray! Tim knows he will tear him apart

@austinkuipers6087 2 года назад

-Two days late with our free stuff -announces monday is the new day... on tuesday -announces video episodes after months of frequent video episodes, on an audio episode But I don't care about all those things, I'm just giddy Tim and Ray are still alive.

@customerguy8581 2 года назад

Fake Business in full effect.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

Pfizer: "Shut-the-door" 😂🤣😭

@ducksinarowpatience3670 2 года назад

That was the best.

@let88it88be 2 года назад

I thought "the squish" was a reference to a Travis Scott concert.

@jackogood 2 года назад

Niceeeee

@fakeshemp9599 2 года назад

That's what I thought too lmao

@hlulanizitha9920 2 года назад

Ray kump just described the path I'm on in life; grandiose ideas without the pragmatic attitude needed to realise those goals.

@Eblis840 2 года назад

Raymond Kumpf is mastering his pranayama/fire breathe, albiet in his case he doesn't breath and asphyxiates in a continuous cycle. There's the Wimm Hof method, then there's the Raymond Kumpf method... Needless to say he tweaked the technique but it produces similar results.

@Eblis840 2 года назад

It's not that you're without, it's that you're not within! The path of least resistance is the most pragmatic approach in my case, less I become a beast of burden... Now send me some cash like Buddha so I don't have to work too hard.

@hlulanizitha9920 2 года назад

@@Eblis840 Always wondered why he breathed like that, he must have at this point achieved the type of enlightenment that guru's can only dream of.

@seannagel8718 2 года назад

As a professor at the university of Austin, my subjects will be sent on a journey for truth about building 7. Just like Everest, some die along the way.

@Tesstamona 2 года назад

Immediately thought this title was referencing Astroworld

@josehg570 2 года назад

Me too lol

@boot2themoon 2 года назад

Samesies. Horrible.

@ShatterNWO 2 года назад

our thoughts are with all of the victims...especially Kylie

@ZAY________ 2 года назад

SAME

@MTB_mami 2 года назад

Saaaaaame

@riledmouse4677 2 года назад

I need Tim to begin a Q&A advice podcast. I have issues that require his cutting perspective, and I’m convinced there is a large audience willing to pay hundreds per response. Surely he’s money-hungry enough for this to be a viable plan. Yes or yes?

@roymakescomics 2 года назад

He did an episode or 2 like that on the patreon. Time to put your money where your mouth is.

@riledmouse4677 2 года назад

@@roymakescomics you’re completely right. Will do. Thank you.

@rawr4444 2 года назад

Yes, please.

@jaw0608 2 года назад

When Ray begins speaking, it sounds like a Merrie Melodies character scrambling to start running away from something.

@trentjung8035 2 года назад

Ray’ is New York’s Boomhauer

@kim-jong-poon 2 года назад

We finally get an episode with big beautiful Ray Kump and it's audio only??? I need to see the Kump!

@ericbontheweb 2 года назад

Im honestly impressed that every time Ray comes on the show it legitimately gets harder to understand him. His consistency is staggering

@MichaelTheChairman 2 года назад

*_Tim should be a professor for Fake Business at the University of Austin!_* 📈💰📈

@Zgembo121 2 года назад

Yes and yes

@bigarsehole4935 2 года назад

My brother was squished at Astroworld and I find this title offensive

@glassmemory993 2 года назад

The part at the end when they talk about “the squish…” Holy shit I could not stop laughing. I actually feel emotionally and physically lighter after laughing that hard. thanks guys.

@ricardonavarro4889 Год назад

Hands down the best part of the whole cast lol

@ShatterNWO 2 года назад

How am I supposed to get out of seeing my kids on the weekends now that the show is on a weekday?

@joshwhite5407 2 года назад

Don't tell her?

@ShatterNWO 2 года назад

@@joshwhite5407 She watches too, so she'll know. Working during the week was my way of getting out of seeing them altogether.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

"You're worried more about a rash - rather than getting in shape" 😭😭☠

@Eblis840 2 года назад

That's why he's on the show and is his best friend! but all the Ray haters don't get it, they're beta cucks....

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

@@Eblis840 Show what? who's his best friend? The rash or the shape????

@Riomojo 2 года назад

There’s nothing better in life than watching animal nature docs while listening to these two converse

@BlazRa 2 года назад

That would make for a pretty funny video just show a compilation of like hippopotamuses and elephants and elephant seals and fat dogs set to Ray and Tim talking

@hennythingispossible11 2 года назад

lol im gonna try that

@Riomojo 2 года назад

@@BlazRa genius, their spirit animals

@jamieure3870 2 года назад

Bats

@NotSexualAtAll 2 года назад

The only guest worth having.

@B-RaDD 2 года назад

Ehh there's been some hitters on here

@supremeleader6992 2 года назад

@@B-RaDD Shane Gillis, Dan Soder among others.

@B-RaDD 2 года назад

@@supremeleader6992 exactly

@dick-gs9tb 2 года назад

this guy sounds like barney from the simpsons got braces. and down's.

@Mrkevi123 2 года назад

Ray "I broke my Tooth in a bean burrito" Kump

@ShatterNWO 2 года назад

I think bean burrito was a code word in pizsa g@te.

@andrea2798 2 года назад

fun fact: Student loans are the only loans that can not be relieved by bankruptcy.

@michaelregan427 2 года назад

Wasn't always that way. Bunch of law students at Harvard fucked it up for us. Fun fact though if you go on disability your loans get forgiven.

@russellm2555 2 года назад

But you learned one of life's great lessons.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

"Guess who we have here behind this door - it's Joe Clarke" 😂🤣😭💀

@jewelsbypodcasterganesh 2 года назад

If a person has teeth Ray thinks they're showing off

@yourmomshouse0486 2 года назад

LMFAO

@fpv_jesus 2 года назад

Mondays at 9? Are u f*ing kidding me. I just kicked my kid.

@ItsWithakayLee 2 года назад

Truly, at first I was like I don’t like or agree with Ray then at the halfway point I thought “holy shit I am Ray”

@jimbo5071 2 года назад

Same. We all wanna be Tim but most of us are less than Ray

@chickennuggetscoon6900 2 года назад

Love Ray's gurgling watery voice

@nickypoundtown9568 2 года назад

Rhlisten ta me!

@Niekomojo 2 года назад

He’s drowning in his own fat.

@olgagrinko4511 2 года назад

Reminds me of Lee Syatt a little

@mfrunyan 2 года назад

was expecting Tim to say "you've spoken enough" within the first minute

@lizzylou2290 2 года назад

You make me feel like a desperate, needy girlfriend waiting for you to show up on Saturday night. Then when you finally do show up I can't even be mad cause I'm just so freaking happy to see (hear) you.

@DustedVeins 2 года назад

Nobody else seems to be able to make Tim laugh quite like Ray Kump can. I hope he's on many more podcasts, and that Tim also does Ray's sometimes.

@joshwhite5407 2 года назад

There's plenty of kump in the archives

@Sidelinefighter-expert 2 года назад

The delay was due to Ray needing to walk to the door to collect his ubereats

@BigWoollyMammoth 2 года назад

“I, I, I, I” ~ Ray Kump

@yourmindondrums 2 года назад

Dude the fucking laugh at 9:15 when Tim pictures him and Ray rocking up with all the freshmen next year, when he realises Ray was about to apply them for real 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 9:03 for full effect hahaha

@boot2themoon 2 года назад

Shows with Ray are top tier. 🤗

@taylorashton2442 2 года назад

Hell yeah

@g1amp1re 2 года назад

Tim & Ray 😆 this was worth the wait!

@SickTroll 2 года назад

Aside from the heroin like withdrawals.

@deadliestvice5356 2 года назад

*weight

@emmanuelsanniez2746 2 года назад

Tim : "I want a fellowship." Ray : "What is a fellowship?" 🤔 Tim : "I don't know. That's why I want it."

@finkelsteinshitkid1299 2 года назад

I think Ray was insinuating that Tim may have gotten a free bowl of soup with the purchase of his new hat.

@adamsarrazin2391 2 года назад

YOU'LL GET NOTHING, AND LIKE IT!!

@carpeimodiem 2 года назад

Tim on the University of Austin: It's all the people who've been cancelled from institutions of higher learning. It's like Lex Friedman... Ray: *Ted Kaczynski* Goddamn savage...

@_idiot 2 года назад

thinking of getting my degree in Deep Podcast Learning AIs and a minor Anti-Gender Studies

@squedblairing5595 2 года назад

That Kazcynski line killed me!

@carpeimodiem 2 года назад

58:32

@franfranfrancis 2 года назад

Stop student loans??? No, stop having Ray Kump on the show

@captainpoil 2 года назад

Seriously.... Where would Joe Rogan be without this guy?

@cashanahan24 2 года назад

Ray saying he is “dancing” with the Nintendo switch is one of the most inaccurate and hilarious things I’ve heard all year

@hestermofet6350 2 года назад

💯!!! Picturing him spinning and dancing ballerina style around his apt is truly a hilarious vision! Especially picturing him being a badass at it 😁😆😂

@dragonblazzer9698 2 года назад

The Sheath Underwear ads always brighten up my week.

@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT 2 года назад

Thanks for messing up my sleep schedule

@Beaueloevsworstnightmare 2 года назад

Dont forget to drink water

@fredocuomo5386 2 года назад

your problems make me soft. and im out here trying to stay hard.

@masonseymour2455 2 года назад

Thank god for the slop. Also audio only episodes are also always bangers

@jf7887 2 года назад

Being called the Squish I thought they were referencing Travis Scott’s concert

@narcoskeptic 2 года назад

hadddd to be, right lol

@dimftillon 2 года назад

Petition to recast the bronze Robert E. Lee statues into Tim's likeness.

@sendingunit5678 2 года назад

Put his face on Stone Mountain too

@travissoff9521 2 года назад

@M J good times

@Eblis840 2 года назад

🇺🇸

@elscorchoTX 2 года назад

Ray doing Just Dance is gonna make me laugh all day! lol

@erikal4135 2 года назад

Withdrawing and this comes on. Life in the …

@Beaueloevsworstnightmare 2 года назад

Comin down from a buzz... Its a real knife fight.

@jasonsimmons4319 2 года назад

Life in the appalachians

@imemberberry 2 года назад

LISHEN TO ME!

@BEERBOMB113 2 года назад

Big city! Hang in there fellow users

@Soferrytiresome 2 года назад

Ray trying to make a serious point *MASSIVE BURP* carries on, apologises very late 😂

@jaysonspann8042 2 года назад

I enjoy the way Ray's words just kind of tumble out of his mouth.

@Riomojo 2 года назад

You were absolutely great Saturday night!! Thank you so much for coming!!

@kristinradams7109 2 года назад

There you are, Tim! I've missed you and Ben both very much over the weekend, but you are always worth the wait. Much love from Texas :)

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 года назад

☠️☠️☠️🔪🔪🔪Hey chill with the stalker energy white lady! He’s a gay anyway he won’t father your children. Never…I mean ever no matter how many sweet weird comments you make on his RU-vid page as if it were a DM he’s going to see. Next time you think about commenting keep in line with that Texas lifestyle and abort that idea.

@mika274 2 года назад

@@FamousActor_AlPacenis be kind man. We don't know who she is

@FamousActor_AlPacenis 2 года назад

@@mika274 Sorry Mom I didn’t mean to upset your company. I was just joshing her. You’re right idk who she is. The wildest part is idk who you are either. So I must assume you’re Mossad agents working in tandem to take down an American treasure and Ben. You almost had me there for a second guy. Once I realized you were working together I thought “Boy that’s quite sneaky of them. What type of people are that sneaky and conniving?” Obviously that quickly brought me to where are now. Please just don’t take Tim from us. Who will warn us of impending doom??? Could we possibly sacrifice Ben Shapiro, Russel Brand, and Jordan Peterson as tribute? Will that satisfy your curly headed overlords? Whatever your bosses are paying we’ll double it. That’s so many shekels. You could stay here in the USA and have Chinese food forever. Or whenever you want to go home just head to Sheik Jarrah and find yourself a nice Palestinian home to settle in.

@WhiteHippoUSA 2 года назад

Ray's completely involuntary burp at @33:17 had me truly, laughing out loud. Great stuff.

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

"In Long Island they want you to Die & Fail" 😂🤣😭

@Mrkevi123 2 года назад

The Keto Kidz are back!

@Shadow789798 2 года назад

Tim enabling his whole audience when he says "Would we be where we are with self discipline?"

@StoneyMeadows 2 года назад

People 5 secs after video post: "Wow, great episode!"

@tyrelltyler1430 2 года назад

"You don't need the booster - all you need is @justdance" 😂🤣

@andrewsullivan3874 2 года назад

U of A will give Melania Trump an honorary degree, and then they will make her a research professor. It's going to be epic and world-historical.

@ericlorance2089 2 года назад

Arkansas?

@nknox1989 2 года назад

Show kind of goes off the rails without Ben....He deserves the embezzlement money!

@Skrenja 2 года назад

Tim is at his best when he can solo rant without interruption.

@simsource1407 2 года назад

Rays view on Coco is the scary blind logic too many "normal" people have right now. Just another booster guys it's to keep people safe!

@elliotmorin5560 2 года назад

Yeah, he's so worried about his health he'll keep shoving garbage down his throat while talking about how to be healthy.

@ZedofZardoz 2 года назад

"It's funny because it's true" and Tim is the funniest. This podcast leaves you with the feeling that you might get from staring into each face at the morgue. I never miss an episode!

@BBDumfuk 2 года назад

Can’t wait for the first Timmy ray kump impression.

@psymi-hk1fp 2 года назад

34:07 read Wall Street Journal article from, November 9, titled: "USC Pushed a $115,000 Online Degree. Graduates Got Low Salaries, Huge Debts." ...from the article: " used its status-symbol image to attract students across the country, including low-income minority students it targeted for recruitment, often with aggressive tactics. Most students piled on debt to afford the tuition, which last year reached $115,000 for the two-year degree. The majority never set foot on the posh Los Angeles campus but paid the same rate for online classes as in-person students."