20 minutes of me begging to play the game 

This whole video is just an advertisement for big gay ice cream

"What are you doing Mike Bloomberg" is a sentence I never expected to hear but here we are

It’s amazing how emotive schlatt is despite being in a game when you literally just move your arms to grab things.

Missed schlatt saying: “im gonna start a facility where children can gamble, vote and get vaccinated”

"Stop holding my hand, Communist Party!" -Mikhail Gorbachev, then letting go before shaking hands with Ronald McDonald instead.

i skipped to a random time and heard schlatt say "gay ice cream" and i just closed the video

Awww he didn’t include the part where Jschlatt exposed Jeremy Fragrance as a fraud

schlatt in his community tab: thinking about jeremy fragrance

11:26 the way Josh just innocently says “dinosaurs” is hilarious

No matter the game, Jschlatt will find a way to schlatt walk

carson’s like the child at his family reunion trying to get his elderly relatives to not argue about politics

schlatt saying "are you vaccinated" out of nowhere killed me

Alternate title: " Nixon tries to deport illegal Italian immigrant whilst battling the soviet union, theres also a chef with a gun"

The 'Jschlatt' version of Duolingo's reminders: Jschlatt: "Looks like you haven't cunsumed any Big Gay Ice-cream"

Carson: Tries to play game Josh: *Ape Noises, Quotes Nixon, Grabs Carson, Says Something Political, Becomes Dentist*

Whenever josh plays human fall flat he just transforms into a whole different beast

"Let's not get political here" 3 beers later "IT'S NOT REE-CEES PEE-CEES"

"Your teeth look very dirty today. They might have to be removed." killed me.

Josh's character looks like wet socks personified

Someone really needs to enter Josh into the SCP database

Schlatt: You need to go vote Jawsh: I love Big Gay Ice Cream Mason: Can cats have Salami? Carson: *Confused Screaming*

Who needs to craft cake when Steve already got some 😳

After just LOOKING at the video's thumbnail, I know that to expect already. * It's an old video. * Mike Bloomberg. * 10 big men. * Perfume.

"babe, its 2pm! time for your daily dose of big gay ice cream" mike bloomberg: yes honey

Josh's impersonation of Mr. Thirsty from the dentist office scares me

Josh taking Carson to the polls is one of the most threatening things I've ever seen

7:37 Schlatt “What are you doing Mike Bloomberg” Carson - *Dies on the inside*

This game literally brings out the most abhorrent and deepest parts of Josh's insanity

I’m really sad they took the vod down for this bc I would rewatch it over n over

2 episodes within DAYS of each other? Bro this is a blessing

Josh's dentist bit seems like a weird, poorly made asmr thing

I thought mason and jawsh were the most chaotic together. I could’ve never imagined what happened when you throw schlatt in the mix

Why does carson have the Ubisoft logo on his back

8:37 when you see schlatt walkin

Nothing induces fight or flight more than "sir, it seems you haven't voted yet"

"why *reesees* ?" "because reesees peesees"

wait i forgot josh was actually good at drawing i love his faces

I miss these. Times were so much better when Josh and Carson made content together.

"Excuse me sir." **Whoosh** "It has come to my attention." **Step** **Step** **Step** **Seal noises**

My favorite CMC stream I ever watched was this right here, I miss this so much.

Carson: Doesn't vote Schlatt: You have lost your vibe rights, hand em over

9:13 okay ngl I lost my shit at this

Alternate title: "Nixon performs various war crimes"

I just want his new Jackbox stream to be edited cause that shit had me in tears

This has been my emotional support video for the last 3 years

Kindergarten teacher: "Okay class, what sound does an elephant make?" Carson: 10:15

I’m gonna miss you man.

Schlatt in a horror movie: *breaks down door with an axe* "Lets bring you to the polls....." Edit: Thanks for the likes mates, All you people who liked this comment deserve millions of subscribers

Simpler Times

Finally this one, love you Carson

"I wish there was a way to know you're living the good old days before you've actually left them"

Carson: plays game Josh: I'm going to stop you right there gamer!

Hey Carson, I hope you see this comment, just wanted to say I'm going to be shipped out to the army soon, and I'm hoping when I get back on RU-vid I'll see you making content again, but I hope all is well, we all miss you

Schlatt: goes political Carson: my chat is getting political Schlatt: this is not my fault

miss this

My sadness at the end of a CallMeCarson video is immeasurable.

Favorite moments that I keep coming back to: 0:15 Dick Nixon 2:09 Pokemon Go to the polls 2:50 Big gay ice cream 4:24 "Have you been vaccinated?" 7:35 "What are you doing, Mike Bloomberg?" 8:37 Schlatt's walk 9:24 Schlatt goes to the dentist 9:49 "Please stop holding my hand, Communist Party" 10:37 NSFW 12:35 10 big men 13:25 The Jeremy saga begins 14:36 "iT's gRaPeFrUiT" 16:05 "I ONLY WEAR AXE" 16:41 Attempting to row (ft. Jeremy Fragrance) 18:15 Ree-sees 19:26 p e e p e e

9:13 Why does this trigger my fight or flight response

"This is my favorite topknot" *aggressive sniffing followed by Jeremy Fragrance mating call* "Smells good, guys."

Nixon and this video go so well together. After all, the impeachment attempts against him also fell flat.

Broke: big gay ice cream Woke: large homosexual dessert

Literally right after Schlatt said "it knows I'm a man of class" I deadass got an ad for Tik Tok with a guy filling up his bath and toilet with Orbeez. With the caption "Only on Tik Tok"

Human: Fall Schlatt

And then I asked, “What’s the deal with airline food?”

Schlatt has such a way with games. Like, in Minecraft he somehow conveys so much emotion with the simple movement of his head and in Fall Flat he genuinely felt real at 3:20

“Wait he’s a fraud!” -Schlatt concerning Jeremy Fragrance

"I need both of you" -Richard Nixon holding the communist party

9:14 when you’re at the dentist and they put the thing in your mouth to suck out the water

i miss these guys together

god i fucking miss him

the situation was overblown

13:41 Jawsh jumped on out of there

"Your teeth look quite dirty today..." How did he know?

You forgot to put in Schlatt exposing Jeremy fragrance

"This is a tiktok account by the name of Jeremy Fragrance" and thus the legend of fragrance man was born

I’m not letting him get away with the fact that Wilbur was in his recommended 3:02

Schlatt on his community tab tomorrow : thinking about the better fragrance dior

9:12 I come back everyday for this.

20 long weeks of me begging for him to come back

7:38 don't mind me, just savin this for later

"I'm sorry, Jeremy. I only wear Axe Dark Temptation."

It has only been four minutes and it already feels like an eternity

I feel like Schlatt with a handlebar mustache, a buisness suit, no facial features and a chef's hat is his true form.

I’ve returned to these videos after months, I’ve given in and I can’t bare to live a life without your content. It’s been months, and even so nothing has ever succeeded to make me laugh as much as your videos. Even with the knowledge of what you’ve done. I rewatch lunch club and do nothing but cry.

Simpler times

0:07 I just had so many memories come to me at once

My fav Carson video, it’s a shame we’re living in this timeline

My favourite video, came back for some good vibes before hell breaks loose😔

Haha nice vid man! Can't wait for the next video!

Fuck's sake, I miss him

i keep coming back to this video

they founded jeremy fragrence

“Look at how much he’s packing” 😏

this is an old old vod i remember watching when it came out. nevermind that it's still hilarious

old carson ruled yt

Carson on the community tab tomorrow “thinking about Jeremy fragrance”

“Let go of my hand! Communist party!”

I miss this stuff.

Watching this in 2021 is a different experience. 4:24

16:11 Carson’s really gonna skip showing us how he finally got onto that platform...