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Tim talks memorial day weekend, big boy cab dispatchers, the type of fame he deserves, and finally proves that Raymond Kump is in fact alive and well.
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@matthewfoster7367 4 года назад

The Tim Dillion Show makes JRE look like The View.

@MrGOTAMA420 4 года назад

if the view was cool

@MrGOTAMA420 4 года назад

@Jeff B it is what it is . the most popular talk show ever.

@19Burgandy 4 года назад

And if you could make millions you all would go PC

@penningtonlovesyou 4 года назад

19Burgandy yeah duh guys just give up your personality if the money is rolling in duhhhhh stuuupeddd

@mrRufffnTumble 3 года назад

What? No? Many people have lost their jobs for their beliefs, look at Sam Hyde. You really think everyone values money enough to sell their own soul? You're projecting bro. The funny thing is Rogan was already a multimillionaire. He didnt even need the fuckin money.

@chillin0715 4 года назад

Ray Kump is royalty. He needs to be on more often.

@bluev7427 4 года назад

I never heard of him before this but he’s hilarious. That story at the end was...... speechless

@ronhitler-barassi2624 4 года назад

He's using the Iceberg Slim technique on us cos we're his stable of bitches. "You've got to be God, and if she can touch God any time she wants, then he's not God anymore."

@gangsta19x 3 года назад

Ray Kump needs to be on JRE but I’d feel better if Jamie chains his hands to the table for Joes safety.

@nooneyouknow699 3 года назад

Get the patreon and listen to the archives. Truly the best ray

@sirloin7633 2 года назад

I think you mean Ray Krump

@climbingjohn 4 года назад

Somebody needs to give Tim a bucket full of money and just let him loose.

@CrackinJacks138 4 года назад

He'd OD within 4 hours

@Nematodeparty 4 года назад

I was thinking a bucket full of fried chicken or Magic Spoon (TM)

@rossedwards24 4 года назад

@@CrackinJacks138 in a stunning estate

@c3po33 4 года назад

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome ohhhh I like the way you think. Gervais launching Dillon to new heights would be great. I would love to see Tim get a show and he has Kump on in a supporting role and they bullshit like they do now. Comedy gold in them hills.

@sonnysantos6847 4 года назад

@@ExtraVirginOliveGardenGnome That's a really good point and I see where you make the connection...I watched Gervais' new Netflix show and it was good but kind of cheesy and it's like he has nothing to prove anymore but still he's a legend. I think you're right though, Tim could take the torch from Gervais very well. Two of the few voices I can still stand in comedy and thank God they both look like comedians not like models or UFC fighters like all these comedians these days.

@MrLextune 4 года назад

Behind that black curtain is a stunning estate.

@BrettOwen71 3 года назад

And inside that stunning estate is a motherlode of low cost, high-quality jewelry.

@christopherpartain674 3 года назад

Kept in a safe next to their sub prime mortgage paperwork.

@IRONNOIR91 3 года назад

Behind the curtain is Abu Ghraib

@salokin2410 4 года назад

this podcast is like the crack-cocaine of podcasts.

@tophercortez7786 2 года назад

Tim Dillon is heroin; cheap and coursing through our veins at any time of day.

@BlackfeatherAlexander 4 года назад

This is what an unfiltered mind sounds like.

@Ryan-gc4mq 4 года назад

One of them, sure.

@richyq8786 4 года назад

One of my favorite comedians Tim Dillon. @TimJDillon Blocked me on twitter for making a simple Soros joke on reply to his PRO-Rioting tweet.. Jeez man when you thought you knew people! he replied and said i'll unblock you when you stop with this Q shit.. He removed me from his patreon after calling him out saying then I received a harassing/bullying message from Patreon. Shame!!

@havnt3782 3 года назад

@@richyq8786 life in the big city.....

@nmeyers92 3 года назад

RichyQ For real? I thought out of all people Tim wouldn’t immediately block someone without hearing them out first for a little or if it was just straight up harassment. What did he say at first and how did you respond to it that got you blocked? I know it’s been awhile so it doesn’t have to be word for word, just curious. Thanks!

@yawnhiccup 3 года назад

@@havnt3782 🤠

@lukeb911 4 года назад

The only voice that matters.

@Fabian080690 4 года назад

Tim is the fucking Clash of podcasts.

@dxsit34 4 года назад

my cousin is SARS

@BakerOrDie123 4 года назад

I WANNA BE AIDS!!!....

@samus598 4 года назад

Sorry about ol Uncle Bill and his sick, SICK perversions, it wasn't right to do ol Aunt Batty like he did, he hit her and quit her once you were born and you should resent him for that, all those billions have gone to his head and now he thinks he can just stick his wiener in any old bat whenever he pleases, he needs to pay your child support like an adult.

@mogames130 4 года назад

ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-I3Fvgh9C8tU.html

@skidibidibibidiboo2487 4 года назад

Ray Kump sounds like he secretes custard instead of saliva.

@aryka922 4 года назад

"Life is an unending series of nightmares" is the entire basis of how I raise my children.

@dac518 4 года назад

when they shoot up the school, or stab another kid, you should tell that to the reporter.

@aryka922 4 года назад

@@dac518 School? Another kid? What world do you live in? Those things are a thing of the past because of COVID.

@MNizamee 3 года назад

Let me ask you something.. when your child cries... do you.. satiate it?

@likearc 4 года назад

51:00 I haven't laughed that hard. Best magic spoon bit

@Abitflippant 4 года назад

That they sponsor him means they get it. All podcasts should hire Tim to do their ads

@leeland446 4 года назад

It's a meat cereal, fruit dust, its meat that tastes like fruit, what is it parmesan cheese?!?!?! I friggin lost it, loved this part

@user-ck4yt3kv3p 4 года назад

Ray always makes Tim 10X funnier

@customerguy8581 2 года назад

And what's crazy is seeing Tim look genuinely HAPPY during this episode. That feels so rare. he has a legit smile on his face the entire time

@billbecker1076 4 года назад

Ray Kump ladies and gentlemen.. charismatic prayer group is one of the best moments this year.. across all media.

@GoAwayKid 4 года назад

This show always makes my cutting sessions way more pleasant

@AdrianHertz 4 года назад

You shouldn't joke about that!!!!!!!!! !!! I had a friend who had a brother which cousin aunt once bought this guy's cereal but didn't use the code so he showed up at her house and blow his brains out in front of her!

@BlakeTimmonsArt 4 года назад

Adrian Kane honestly man good job. Great comment. You did that

@KarenTookTheKids364 4 года назад

@@AdrianHertz I agree, we need more gun control.

@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад

I thought that you had a job as a video editor and were on the "cutting floor" trimming video clips for stuff...

@SeaCryptWeave 2 года назад

i thought cutting cocaine 🤣 care for yourself when possible

@cameron9563 4 года назад

The great Ray Kump, a voice of reason and clarity in these troubling times

@the_derpler 4 года назад

Ray is always the best guest on this show. His dynamic with Tim is very good and you can tell they are great buddys. I hope the best for Ray!

@susie7336 4 года назад

The best thing to come out of this damn nonsense is that I found Tim Dillon in YT. My new favorite comedian.

@jasonsimmons4319 4 года назад

You have chosen wisely

@jsp7218 4 года назад

He's great and you are hot.

@AdrianHertz 4 года назад

I love how Tim looks at Ben every time he says something cause as a comedian he needs to see the audience reaction while riffing to see if he is booming or killing

@thecbrboi325 4 года назад

I don't know if booming was a typo or not, I'm just saying I'm now using it interchangeably with bombing.

@Lynxchillin08 4 года назад

@@thecbrboi325 😁

@yodythewoadie 4 года назад

I also wonder that Prexxus, sometimes I look for Ben's reaction and catch myself laughing when he isn't. You know it's good when even Tim is laughing 👍

@brianjohnson9802 4 года назад

Yes, booming is bad.

@drownthepoor 4 года назад

@@brianjohnson9802 Like this economy, it's fuckin' boomin' am I right?!

@editthemadparts1913 4 года назад

Kump asking the hard hitting questions. What is magic spoon made out of?

@BlakeTimmonsArt 4 года назад

Dark matter

@deezlesteezle 4 месяца назад

Semen

@abris968 4 года назад

We need Tim Dillon's rants on the GTA6 radio

@huntforberries 2 года назад

"It's dried turkey meat and they throw it in a fruit dust" 😂

@rational3521 4 года назад

Tim Dillon is my facts

@banecastle8772 4 года назад

the voice of our generation

@dennisreynolds8172 4 года назад

Say that again!

@banecastle8772 4 года назад

@@dennisreynolds8172 they should have mr. dillon as a regular guest on sunny in philly

@richyq8786 4 года назад

@deezlesteezle 4 месяца назад

That again

@yodythewoadie 4 года назад

Ray deserves a stunning estate

@cjtrickstar6060 4 года назад

My Saturday is complete

@teenagekrabklub 4 года назад

I see Monsieur Kump in the thumbnail and without missing a beat my inner monologue screams the 3 greatest words of all, “potato bread warehouse.”

@completorgirl 4 года назад

Midnight in the potato bread Warehouse is the best

@slasher6547 4 года назад

Tim Dillon ON FIRE THIS PODCAST btw got my life in the big city shirt

@yodythewoadie 4 года назад

A reallll knife fight

@blenderguru 3 года назад

This whole podcast is gold, but damn 1:02:47 had me rolling

@deezlesteezle 4 месяца назад

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKA

@turdferguson1847 4 года назад

Finally, the king has returned.

@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 4 года назад

He never left

@turdferguson1847 4 года назад

The Florida Man Of YT Comments true

@christian4177 2 месяца назад

The last 5 minutes of this show was pure chaos and exactly why Tim and Ray should always podcast as a duo.

@Ace-760 4 года назад

“Just cus we call it cereal doesn’t mean it isn’t steak”

@revmaxproductions 4 года назад

I just cashed out in my initial investment of Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon, and now I'm the proud owner of 3 stunning estates in Malibu, The Hamptons, and a private island. Thank you Tim for turning my life around.

@jellyfishbrained 4 года назад

What is it you do on that island?

@revmaxproductions 4 года назад

@@jellyfishbrained that information is private.

@scottp.548 4 года назад

@@revmaxproductions can I have a free day pass?

@revmaxproductions 4 года назад

@studybeats you must be fun at parties...

@declanh2314 4 года назад

@studybeats sounds like you didn't invest in the Jewels

@BlazRa 2 года назад

Magic spoon is basically made out of whey protein and tapioca flour and stuff

@pm7585 4 года назад

Was just about to sleep (5am in the UK) but I can’t wait 8hrs to hear Tim ramble. Honestly my favourite comedian for years! Refreshing change from comedians like Rogan and Schaub who are painfully unfunny.. like hemorrhoids on your wedding night

@MA1LUNE 4 года назад

There's more than 3 comedians

@pm7585 4 года назад

Cameron Of course there’s more than 3 but I’m not going to list every active comedian. I used Tim because it’s his video and Rogan and Schaub because their shoved down our throats and just aren’t funny. BTW I was always a fan of Rogan and his podcasts (they’ve slipped recently) but his stand up is awful. And he looks so out of his depth when surrounded by real comedians like Bill Burr as one example.

@BrettOwen71 3 года назад

You can see that Tim has genuine affection for Ray. I miss the early days of the show when Ray was the co-host. They were such a great team.

@customerguy8581 2 года назад

One of the rare times I've seen Tim with a genuine smile for a whole episode

@monkeytrousers6180 4 года назад

Tim and Ray. Do a weekly "two bears" type show. WTF? Life in the big city.

@nickapalooza861 Год назад

That would be the best.... But they did have 150 podcasts exactly like that

@T.I.M.Thirteen 4 года назад

Seeing Tim live is on the top of my list of things to do when all of this nonsense is over.

@jasonharding1522 4 года назад

Saw him at a hole in the wall comedy club in NYC in 2017, it was clear he was going places

@edgarrincon3481 4 года назад

I’ll see you there

@snesleywipessqueegeeservices 4 года назад

You two are fkin BEAUTIFUL together. This is Podcast GOLD. Bless you both. You made me spit sausage xx

@carlosgeissendoerfer500 4 года назад

Sure... sausage.

@yetga5776 3 года назад

Ben laughing in the background makes it much funnier. Meatballgate part hit hard lmao

@unownnnn 4 года назад

My highlight of the week. Tim's Ray impression makes me laugh without fail every time.

@rileymckenna1990 3 года назад

" have you ever tried magic spoon cereal? "... "is it meat?"

@micric217 4 года назад

Ffs, move Ray and Lucie out to LA. There's nothing better than Tim and Ray jibber jabbering.

@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад

I know this makes me a simple person. But. I don't think I've ever not at least chuckled when Tim starts going "listen to me" as Ray.

@benmeadors6799 4 года назад

@@PlayNiceFolks LISCHENTOMAY

@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад

@@benmeadors6799 shit, I was wondering the correct spelling of that. You fucking nailed it.

@easycrypt8057 4 года назад

Michael Ricardo Ray's mom is a psychopath who told her son that religious people suck off babies. Now we know why he's suicidal and morbidly obese

@jsp7218 4 года назад

Ray's episodes are always a whole new level. Tim needs to move Ray out to LA

@aaronlim7324 3 года назад

Ray Kump and Tim Dillon together are hilarious. They edify each other. 🤣🤣🤣

@delithunder1 4 года назад

Ray Kump’s story truly changed what it means to be, “caught off guard” when watching a Podcast. Seeing Tim Dillon become uncomfortable and at a loss for words from hearing the last Ray Kump anecdote that only a witch doctor could find relatable. I tip my hat to Ray for telling the same story that only a Demon would use to one up other Demons stories at a party in Hell. I am laughing yet disturbed on a multitude of levels. Thanks Tim for another enlightening episode. I’m going to go take a shower now until I find some semblance of my prior self before it was lost to Ray Kump’s twisted room of mirrors story of his Mom’s Prayer Circle. May God Have Mercy On All of Our Souls. That’s Life in the Big City.

@jorgehernandez1490 8 месяцев назад

You're the only thing keeping from entering a Dennys guns a blazing, thank you tim

@natemarx4999 4 года назад

In the next life I want Tim to be my gay father.

@brendanwoodley7567 4 года назад

But....

@lrmy 4 года назад

I haven't gotten my Jewels by Podcaster Tim Dillon quite yet, however I've succeeded wildly in my extra-legal affairs since my initial investment. The prestige afforded to me through this opportunity has enabled me to be the real 'me' and strike down my enemies with furious anger. I'm simply prolific now.

@17iesa 4 года назад

50:12 Tim and Ray talking about the ingredients in magic spoon cereal had me screaming! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AubsM55 4 года назад

"Is it meat?" 🤣🤣🤣😂🙏

@scottp.548 4 года назад

Meatball Gate is real!

@schizophrenic_AI 4 года назад

Not going to lie, I really want Tim to create a psychotic Mr. Beast parody channel.

@declanh2314 4 года назад

I'm going to buy a life in the big city t-shirt I'm just a little concerned i will be waiting for a long time for delivery as happened with the Jewels

@sylvestercalzone1003 4 года назад

Just packed a bowl, my boomer father is inside the house watching the Andy griffin show. I’m ready for some Tim Dillon

@lancejames7072 4 года назад

Sylvester Calzone your name & accompanying picture are a treasure to behold. It’s what the internet is for

@keetonpark 4 года назад

Andy griffin lol

@donaldmack2307 4 года назад

Andy GriffITH was a based fkn show tho. Not gonna lie.

@Talkinknicks 4 года назад

Come out of the closet already

@donaldmack2307 4 года назад

GamerONight Haha. That would be amazing. Barney was based asf

@Abitflippant 4 года назад

I made a lovely quiche today. I made it with Crisco and carroway seeds Life in the big city

@samsweny1364 4 года назад

12:00 Tim talking about what he expects out of his fans had me in tears 😂😂😂

@mallorywhite5379 7 месяцев назад

Absolutely the best combination of words strung together that have ever existed in the American English language.

@ArizonaCowboys 4 года назад

31:35 That blue angels rant was awesome. Still waiting for my jewels..

@brianbaumann5389 4 года назад

TIM WHERE ARE THE JEWELS!

@jrowell2323 4 года назад

Doesn’t matter just fucking sell them!!!

@BlakeTimmonsArt 4 года назад

Hi Brian, I’m Tim’s supplier and I want you to know the jewels have arrived at his luxurious estate. The distribution of diamonds will go into phase 1 soon. Thank you for your patience Warn regards Jewels By Podcaster Tim Dillon PO Box Hidden Hills Calabasas California 78763

@declanh2314 4 года назад

Where Is your patience good things come to those who wait

@jacenbruni3413 4 года назад

one of the funniest things I have ever put in my ear holes. Great job, lads.

@georgimihalkov4781 4 года назад

I haven't laughed like that in a long time! This podcast is funnier than 99% of the comedy specials on Netflix!

@dalepicklesiii 4 года назад

I'm hooked on this show thank you Tim 😷😎🙌😍

@fukurouanzu1006 4 года назад

you dont need to hide who's worried about losing there hair you can just say bryan callen we all know

@calebgigachad6705 4 года назад

GET ME KUMP

@AdrianPeterson28VKNG 3 года назад

Ray during the magic spoon ad was so good 😂😂😂

@bennett93 4 года назад

Tim where are the jewels

@jsp7218 4 года назад

Jesus... Ray's story about the crying baby.... HAHAHA WTF

@bluev7427 4 года назад

I know right?!!!! Tim’s reaction doubled the hilarious. Pretty much personified what I was feeling

@MrAhuraMazda 4 года назад

Magic Spoon is essentially dry dog food

@ronhitler-barassi2624 4 года назад

whatever, feed it to your dog, just make sure you use the promo code.

@asopher 4 года назад

Add milk

@tdlaustralia7791 4 года назад

Great stuff

@marklachney420 4 года назад

Lol finally saw him get tripped up when he was talking about dating apps.

@philthedrill2244 2 года назад

51:04 Ray’s exasperation: “what’s in it?!”

@philthedrill2244 2 года назад

52:28 “you wanna know ya wise ass?”

@philthedrill2244 2 года назад

59:00 prayer group story

@andrewlaco1776 4 года назад

God Bless these Great Men!

@MrAhuraMazda 4 года назад

Cancel Brendan Schaub

@arisingtide4974 4 года назад

The only cancellation I'm on board with. Dude needs to be dropped in an alligator pit.

@jsp7218 4 года назад

You were close. They got Delia & Callen so far

@qcrew2938 4 года назад

25:35 Ray joins the show

@MilahanPhilosophersCorner 4 года назад

Just what I needed ❤

@jmichelarmstrong3657 3 года назад

May have been one of the best Episodes YET.

@longlivethechief2373 4 года назад

Closest American comedian to degenerative Irish and Scottish sense of humour.

@___blaggard999___8 4 года назад

Yeah man 100%. I'm Irish love Scottish/Irish humour Kevin bridges people like that. But love Tim's style he's mad in the head 😁. Goes for the jugular no fucks given, that's the comedy i love Joey diaz etc.

@helenmckeown 4 года назад

Blaggard999-_- I never comment on shit but seeing a kevin Bridges fan on a Tim Dillon video when Im fae glasgow, yaaassss

@Might.B.Housey_ 4 года назад

@@___blaggard999___8 you get it.

@matthewsnyder674 4 года назад

Tim spelled backwards is MIT. Even if he's from New York, my boy's wicked smaht.

@gregjadlos8733 4 года назад

You keep me going lol, thank you Tim.

@Ziggy550 4 года назад

Ive been waiting all week for this !! 😁

@redone8232 4 года назад

Love the show Tim. Cheers

@hasht7331 4 года назад

On time! That's more like it!!!

@ElementalMaker 4 года назад

I can't wait to get my boxes of magic meat milk. A fruity ribeye in every bite.

@jakeskriel2134 4 года назад

Supreme leader Kump

@beerexpert1057 4 года назад

This is truly wholesome. Thank you Tim.

@snesleywipessqueegeeservices 4 года назад

Hail Tim AND we love Ray!

@RamiroEloy1997 4 года назад

Tim and Ray are such an amazing duo!!

@b.newsome8696 3 года назад

Nothing is better than Tim+Kump and Ben's laugh

@codyb.3015 4 года назад

Never heard of Ray Kump before, but he's hilarious. Reminds me of Kurt Metzger minus the eight-ball.

@PlayNiceFolks 4 года назад

They have some GREAT archive shows on Patreon. Ray and Tim used to host the show together in NYC.

@BlazRa 2 года назад

Tim is actually an amazing friend he's actually cheering Ray up who's going through hard times 😁

@dankestranch8738 4 года назад

This podcast is absolute madness

@marcogandara3242 Год назад

Greatest duo in history

@Wallyworld30 4 года назад

Tim is about to start selling Puple Nikes in his Merch shop!! For $100 you can get the entire kit with packs of Purple Flavored Kool Aid!! The Kool Aid/Flavor Aid comes with an instruction book on how to obtain cyanide for liability reasons.