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24 Of Dorothy Zbornak's Best One Liners 

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Long live the slut!
Welcome to Next of Ken and in this episode, we're counting down 24 Of Dorothy Zbornak's Best One-Liners. Since we did a video for just Sophia, it's only fair to do a compilation video for Dorothy Zbornak. Despite being the center of the show and usually the voice of reason, Dorothy is still not above throwing some serious shade at her fellow Golden Girls. In fact, she probably has the best one-liners out of the entire cast. So here's a sampling of some of our favorite savage quotes from Dorothy.
What was your favorite Dorothy moment or quote? Let us know in the comments below!
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@inkheart151
@inkheart151 6 лет назад
“But I warn you, I did time at Attica” “Attica’s a men’s prison...” “I know. I was there a year before they found out.”
@alicewilloughby4318
@alicewilloughby4318 5 лет назад
"How did you ever pull that off?!" "I work in the public school system. It's not that different."
@milagrosgranados1316
@milagrosgranados1316 5 лет назад
😂
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
@@alicewilloughby4318 convicted felons behave better than today's school children
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 года назад
@@pattonramming1988 truuuuu
@adamjustadam
@adamjustadam 4 года назад
Murderers behave better than elementary school students 😂
@anthonyinteresting4736
@anthonyinteresting4736 6 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." So relatable.
@skwiggledame
@skwiggledame 6 лет назад
I want to use that line lol
@andrewmiller5126
@andrewmiller5126 5 лет назад
Me too!
@miscellaneousintelligence7044
@miscellaneousintelligence7044 5 лет назад
Is that from Golden Palace? I don't remember this from Golden Girls
@skwiggledame
@skwiggledame 5 лет назад
Apparently
@carolinatosini6267
@carolinatosini6267 5 лет назад
Miscellaneous Intelligence yes is from golden palace
@mjstory1976
@mjstory1976 6 лет назад
I don't remember an episode where Dorothy wasn't savage
@elHEARTBREAKER
@elHEARTBREAKER 6 лет назад
Such episode doesn't exist. Her ruthlessness was epic and non stop and it was only surpassed by Sophia's 😂🙌
@Inuyasha4838
@Inuyasha4838 6 лет назад
You know what they say Like Mother Like Daughter
@davidurban6813
@davidurban6813 6 лет назад
Do I ever wish I could fire off one liners like that and make the recipient feel like 2¢ waiting for change. LOL
@madamefluffy4788
@madamefluffy4788 5 лет назад
Next to Sophia, Dorothy had the best snarky comebacks.
@preciouscooperwood8334
@preciouscooperwood8334 5 лет назад
Lol, I know right.
@babelove45
@babelove45 5 лет назад
"I won't stand for this!" Dorothy: "but I bet you'll lay down for it" savage 😂💀
@OctoberLibra1
@OctoberLibra1 4 года назад
LMAO....He let Blanche have it.....
@lasercatsproductions
@lasercatsproductions 3 года назад
Well that was just plain rude.
@rachaelsmith625
@rachaelsmith625 3 года назад
@@lasercatsproductions Some people just don't know when to quit
@BookLover1939
@BookLover1939 5 лет назад
Rose: Can I ask a dumb question? Dorothy: Better than anyone I know! Best line ever!
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
Won't stop you if I say no
@nodualidad.patrihernandez4008
@nodualidad.patrihernandez4008 4 года назад
Yes!
@ladyfire44
@ladyfire44 4 года назад
Dorothy: Rose you work in Grief Counseling. What do you expect, Comedians?
@blasen_schlampe1108
@blasen_schlampe1108 4 года назад
My grandma would’ve been perfect if they ever needed a fifth golden girl. She had the same sass and sarcasm which we all inherited. So imagine a family reunion of snarky one liners
@tarigniadraconix7175
@tarigniadraconix7175 6 лет назад
when I grow old I aspire to be this goddess of a woman
@Danidiva21
@Danidiva21 6 лет назад
Tarignia Draconix Same
@winnifredforbes8712
@winnifredforbes8712 5 лет назад
Tarignia Draconix I'm working on it!
@zacherydelafuerte6946
@zacherydelafuerte6946 5 лет назад
But I also want to be Sophia though 😂😂😂
@dollydagger4306
@dollydagger4306 5 лет назад
I'm half her age, and I'm already there. Tho SHE is the Goddess.
@suzycreamcheesez4371
@suzycreamcheesez4371 4 года назад
why do you think she's old?
@Alsira98
@Alsira98 6 лет назад
Honestly, this show proves that old is gold.
@cgreen399
@cgreen399 4 года назад
Shows that it was well written when it’s still funny 30+ years later. One of my favorites!😂
@desertrose1226
@desertrose1226 2 года назад
@@grimreaper2606 she was gorgeous.. although to be honest so was Bea (Dorothy) she just wore weird clothes.
@goodbadbill
@goodbadbill 2 года назад
And that women can be funny
@vrtexmoon5126
@vrtexmoon5126 Год назад
Women are not funny, they are adorable
@rippingtons60
@rippingtons60 Год назад
Dorothy: "Then how come I'm not rich?"
@littlebigb5370
@littlebigb5370 5 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day" On behalf of all service employees: thank you, you beautiful, sassy, old lady you.
@Izzyduude
@Izzyduude 6 лет назад
You missed the best one! Rose: where are you going Dorothy? Dorothy leaving the house out the back door. Dorothy: to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way!
@sergiogalindo3024
@sergiogalindo3024 6 лет назад
#2 Rose: "Why does she need a kidney?" Dorothy: "To feed the cat! Rose"
@estheresch3989
@estheresch3989 5 лет назад
3. Rose: can I asked a dumb question? Dorothy: better than anyone else!
@soniarena5250
@soniarena5250 5 лет назад
Esther Esch yea, that was a good one!!
@kdohertygizbur
@kdohertygizbur 4 года назад
Her 2 best ones Blanche: honey I've been stretching this body for years Dorothy: sticking your feet out of the sunroof of a Chrysler New Yorker doesn't count Dorothy: legwarmers ? Clerk: you need something to keep your thighs warm, what are you using now Dorothy: Friction, that's why we're here One more Rose: things we said on our way from a restaurant..th Dorothy: THE TWO OF YOU SHARED...WE GET IT !!!! One More Sophia: Dorothy look, Vincenzos new work crew Dorothy: Looks like the road company of Cocoon
@maxxh5331
@maxxh5331 4 года назад
*I'll decide in the car.
@ericruiz1036
@ericruiz1036 6 лет назад
God put Bea Arthur on this earth to play this role.
@williamfisher74
@williamfisher74 5 лет назад
and Maude
@adamjustadam
@adamjustadam 4 года назад
Even 11 years after she died she’ll live on forever on our TV screens. Love her ❤️
@tonedeaftalent
@tonedeaftalent 4 года назад
The script, in describing what they are looking for, described Dorothy as “a bea aurthur type.” She is the role.
@MrBlackboy21ful
@MrBlackboy21ful 4 года назад
Crazy enough, Rose and Blanche were going to be different actresses.
@moimeme6533
@moimeme6533 3 года назад
@@MrBlackboy21ful actually they were originally cast for each other's role
@JasmineSurrealVideos
@JasmineSurrealVideos 6 лет назад
Dorothy was savage and caustic, but what made it watchable and her likable was that under all the tough guy stuff she actually cares about and stood up for her friends, which isn't such a common quality. That and her fabulous facial expressions and also she's a good looking, unusual woman, kinda mannish but very attractive at the same time. I don't ever think I've seen anyone like her on TV ever. She's in that category of unique performers like Buster Keaton, Jerry Lewis, etc.
@eternalflame7176
@eternalflame7176 5 лет назад
My vocabliary is like 8 bazillion notches lower
@wishiwasnotthisintroverted
@wishiwasnotthisintroverted 5 лет назад
Wow welllll said!!!! You said it absolutely well!!!!!!
@Beth_Amphetamine
@Beth_Amphetamine 3 года назад
Agreed
@desertrose1226
@desertrose1226 2 года назад
She reminds me of Lauren Bacall somehow, not so much in look but in attitude and a similar voice.
@Moyaiville_Productions
@Moyaiville_Productions Год назад
​@@desertrose1226 It's funny how Sophia said that in Season 7 but said it as a joke when saying Dorothy looked like a young bacall 😂
@_jakester_0444
@_jakester_0444 6 лет назад
BeaArthur was truly a gift to us mortals
@flav2689
@flav2689 6 лет назад
Jake Draws and Sketches Indeed she was. Miss her dearly.
@jasonwulff8341
@jasonwulff8341 6 лет назад
She was a bad ass too. She volunteered in one of the world war's
@natesmith5493
@natesmith5493 6 лет назад
Cant believe she was a marine
@sherryduggar8821
@sherryduggar8821 4 года назад
@@natesmith5493 I can.
@Lightsaber-
@Lightsaber- 5 лет назад
"Durk's nearly 5 years younger than I am." "In what Blanche? Dog years?" haha xD
@christianparrish6647
@christianparrish6647 3 года назад
Nice to meet you
@Zumcho
@Zumcho 5 лет назад
Dorothy's character was so much more than the writing. Bea delivered it impeccably. By far my favorite golden girl!
@thomasjenkins7506
@thomasjenkins7506 5 лет назад
it couldn't have been anyone other than bea arthur. she's amazing.
@ArohaStill
@ArohaStill 10 месяцев назад
Her acting ability is second to no one. Her ability to use her face alone to completely deliver every emotion and feeling is so rare. She was an absolute gem! I cannot separate Sophia & Dorothy in my heart and mind. Both my favs.
@madmuziq
@madmuziq 6 лет назад
"Then where am I supposed to sleep?!" "On the floor like any dog!" 🐶🐶😂😂😂💀💀
@scooterdover2771
@scooterdover2771 5 лет назад
I like the later part of that when Stan threatens to pull out the big guns, and her response to the "big guns".
@mr.d.572
@mr.d.572 5 лет назад
👎
@MyoclonicJerkCough
@MyoclonicJerkCough 5 лет назад
"You're wasting your time Stan, I'm familiar with the 'big gun'" lol
@Jokie155
@Jokie155 5 лет назад
Am I mishearing because of where the clip cuts off, or does he swear right after that?
@letaviabryant8599
@letaviabryant8599 4 года назад
Lol
@mortricia_heller7713
@mortricia_heller7713 6 лет назад
“It says here on my Ha-Ha birthday list that Bobby is 7, Jeanie is 9, and Dorothy is- -“ “I’LL PUNCH YOUR HEART OUT, HA-HA!!” Never gets old.😂
@JJ-wk5wy
@JJ-wk5wy 5 лет назад
Omfg that episode was hilarious. They all were.
@ExtoPlasmOfficial
@ExtoPlasmOfficial 5 лет назад
Morticia_Heller “Dorothy’s the oldest!” :oD
@isaacwood4763
@isaacwood4763 4 года назад
Well when your an old lady who likes to be asked there age am I right ?
@tomservo56954
@tomservo56954 4 года назад
"Get BENT, Ha-Ha!"
@evanrichardson4744
@evanrichardson4744 3 года назад
What episode is that
@777coffeelover
@777coffeelover 6 лет назад
My favorite line: Go hug a landmine..
@crystaljones5516
@crystaljones5516 4 года назад
There very comfortable
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
@@crystaljones5516 you certainly feel your muscles loosen
@DinosaurNick
@DinosaurNick 4 года назад
@@pattonramming1988 omg lol
@uknownfool1731
@uknownfool1731 6 лет назад
Blanche the parking lot doesn't count . 😭😭😭😭
@Danidiva21
@Danidiva21 6 лет назад
Uknown Fool lol
@rhondatraywick7307
@rhondatraywick7307 5 лет назад
Her shutting the door in Stan's face is priceless! Bea was just fabulous!
@blugreen123
@blugreen123 6 лет назад
"My feet have wings, barf bag," and "Stanley, you are truly one chromosome away from being a potato," are two of the best!
@Cruzan9
@Cruzan9 6 лет назад
"Two armed Pinkerton guards." and "Go hug a landmine." I thought those were priceless.
@missmaomi28
@missmaomi28 3 года назад
And don’t forget “In what Blanche, Dog years? 🤣
@williethomas5116
@williethomas5116 3 года назад
Stan Where am I supposed to sleep Dorothy On the floor like any dog!!
@williethomas5116
@williethomas5116 3 года назад
Blanche I don't have tell you I've got more endurance than you Dorothy We're not dancing on our backs!!
@elizak6421
@elizak6421 4 года назад
My fave one of all time: “Stan used to give me tulips after a fight. Towards the end, our living room looked like Easter in Rotterdam.”
@LadyCoyKoi
@LadyCoyKoi 5 лет назад
"I worked in the public school system... it's not that different from this." OMG! My sides! XD Not only is she savage, but she throws enough truth bombs to flatten the world.
@mnirwin5112
@mnirwin5112 5 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a PULSE, much less a nice day." OMG ... I work in retail ... I really must remember that one!
@donnawoodford4127
@donnawoodford4127 Год назад
That would be a good comeback to all the customers who treat you like garbage.
@melbell0865
@melbell0865 2 года назад
As a child, you wanted these women to be your grandmother: as an adult woman, you wanted them as your mother: and as an older woman, you’d aspire to *be* these women. The Golden Girls: a true icon towards every generation known to humankind.
@jarednil69
@jarednil69 5 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day!" Boy, I wish I could say that to some people!
@odinfromcentr2
@odinfromcentr2 2 года назад
I don't blame you.
@kakilino
@kakilino 6 лет назад
"now you can call him garbage" :-D
@kakilino
@kakilino 5 лет назад
:-D @Elissa Rose Holmes
@nihal.k2411
@nihal.k2411 5 лет назад
@Elissa Rose Holmes slayed😂😂😂
@Holly5794
@Holly5794 5 лет назад
One of my favorites is when Dorothy says to her mother "get back here you deceitful little Sicilian gecko"
@karlheinzegger4534
@karlheinzegger4534 4 года назад
They could not have found four other actresses to portray these characters any better. Timeless great.
@jacquelinedimattia774
@jacquelinedimattia774 6 лет назад
"Go hug a landmine!".. Lol 🤣
@lauriereamy7296
@lauriereamy7296 5 лет назад
OMG how hilarious 🤣😅
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 5 лет назад
Me to almost everyone I know.
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
Basically me sober at a family gathering
@letaviabryant8599
@letaviabryant8599 4 года назад
That classic though
@NicoleHRRCP
@NicoleHRRCP 6 лет назад
CONDOMS ROSE, CONDOMS CONDOMS CONDOMS!!!
@adampalmer7387
@adampalmer7387 5 лет назад
The baffon
@ms.independent8935
@ms.independent8935 5 лет назад
Nicole Macal 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cherisedavidson5933
@cherisedavidson5933 4 года назад
That is one of my faves 😂😂😂
@justinregenwetter5240
@justinregenwetter5240 4 года назад
me if I were a sex ed teacher
@Your.Uncle.AngMoh
@Your.Uncle.AngMoh 6 лет назад
Dorothy didn’t have to say anything; the look was enough.
@JamesBabyyyy
@JamesBabyyyy 6 лет назад
But I bet you lay down for it I'm crying
@FEARSWTOR
@FEARSWTOR 5 лет назад
Well that was just plain RUDE.
@scooterdover2771
@scooterdover2771 5 лет назад
@@FEARSWTOR Some people just don't know when to quit.
@melindadendunnen9713
@melindadendunnen9713 5 лет назад
Take it Dorothy!
@anykoaniko426
@anykoaniko426 6 лет назад
Dorothy is a the most savage on the show next to sophia ofc
@SpaceCase132
@SpaceCase132 6 лет назад
Where do you think she got it from?
@anykoaniko426
@anykoaniko426 6 лет назад
lmao true
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
She learned from the best
@hannekirkeb6087
@hannekirkeb6087 4 года назад
Like mother like daugther
@paullatimer1639
@paullatimer1639 6 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a pulse much less a nice day" lol.
@rasheedahkeshwah3195
@rasheedahkeshwah3195 6 лет назад
What episode is dat from??
@jacolagreene9870
@jacolagreene9870 5 лет назад
@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 my same question?! I have seen all episodes of golden girls several times and have never seen that one!
@Kindred04
@Kindred04 5 лет назад
@@rasheedahkeshwah3195 and @jacola greene - That was actually from an episode of The Golden Palace, the very short lived spinoff of The Golden Girls. Bea Arthur guest starred in a 2 part episode, and in this clip she was helping the other ladies by waiting on dining customers at their hotel because they were short staffed. The name of the episode is "Seems Like Old Times."
@rasheedahkeshwah3195
@rasheedahkeshwah3195 5 лет назад
@@Kindred04 thanks
@adamjustadam
@adamjustadam 4 года назад
I wish I could’ve told people off with this line. It’s amazing!
@PatricksCrazyPlace
@PatricksCrazyPlace 4 года назад
"Not everything Jeremy" That was probably Dorothy's most subtle and savage burn.
@moimeme6533
@moimeme6533 4 года назад
one of the best moments ever on that show
@williethomas5116
@williethomas5116 3 года назад
Hated that vile abusive dirtbag. Becky was too good for him.
@desertrose1226
@desertrose1226 2 года назад
I hated Jeremy what a shitbag.
@reuellucas7187
@reuellucas7187 Год назад
I didn’t get it
@Furienna
@Furienna 9 месяцев назад
​@@reuellucas7187 Dorothy implied that Jeremy was the bigger ***hole.
@vickip750
@vickip750 5 лет назад
"Where am I supposed to sleep, Dorothy?" "On the floor like any dog". Ooh, laughing and burns!
@ShinigamiAleksi
@ShinigamiAleksi 5 лет назад
"My rear tires have less pressure!" My fave line will always be when Blanche talked about living in the South and being a Southern belle and she mentioned she met a boyfriend in Atlanta and Dorothy replied, "Atlanta? Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that where the CDC is?"
@jessicalillianweinberg4401
@jessicalillianweinberg4401 5 лет назад
I think she was talking about receiving multiple "gentleman callers" like an old-fashioned Southern belle.
@MyoclonicJerkCough
@MyoclonicJerkCough 5 лет назад
Not really Dorothy being savage but one of my favorite moments (discussing Nurse "Angel of Death" Defarge) Blanche: At 2:00 am, I was entertaining a gentleman caller... when she opened the door at the MOST inopportune time. I could have lost my balance and chipped a tooth! Rose: You think THAT's bad, she walked in on me while I was re-enacting the gang plank scene from Peter Pan!! Dorothy: ... WHAT THE HELL GOES *ON* AT NIGHT IN THIS HOUSE?! 😂😂
@delilahbelle2125
@delilahbelle2125 2 года назад
Right!?!
@AthenaKama
@AthenaKama Год назад
😂😂😂 I remember this episode too
@stephaniel9545
@stephaniel9545 6 лет назад
One of my favorite lines that was not on this segment is when Dorothy and Blanche are on Rose’s Morning Talk Show and it was about Lesbians. So Dorothy and Blanche pretended to be lovers so Rose wouldn’t tell St. Olaf stories. Anyway it was the Q & A part of the morning show and Sofia was an audience member. She had asked Dorothy how does her mother feel about her being Lesbian and Dorothy said she would ask her at “The Home”......priceless 🤣😀
@kaitradeback8423
@kaitradeback8423 6 лет назад
AHHHH😂😂 one of my favs tooooo
@bigw8549
@bigw8549 6 лет назад
Actually they pretended to be lesbians so that Rose wouldn't get fired from her job.
@stephaniel9545
@stephaniel9545 6 лет назад
Frank P yep I know..... but Rose did threaten to stay at home and tell St. Olaf stories. 🤓
@jocelynmcelroy3034
@jocelynmcelroy3034 5 лет назад
That death stare Dorothy gave as she said that line was hilarious. Sophia got the point lol.
@shawnthompson5347
@shawnthompson5347 5 лет назад
Yes I love that one
@alinadeem1696
@alinadeem1696 6 лет назад
"Not everything, Jeremy." So much savage in so few syllables.
@DefSquadFan
@DefSquadFan 6 лет назад
Ali Nadeem I didn't get the joke.
@alinadeem1696
@alinadeem1696 6 лет назад
@@DefSquadFan When he said that she's a bigger "everything" (fat joke), Dorothy basically said that Jeremy is the bigger piece of shit in the room which, if you've seen the episode, would be an understatement.
@Fatima502
@Fatima502 6 лет назад
@@alinadeem1696 I agree 100% and I can think of single word to replace "piece of shit", one which gynecologists know well.
@tiatrips
@tiatrips 5 лет назад
I don't even think it was that serious. Bigger ass, asshole, jerk, whatever, could have fit in there just as well.
@Isaiah558thru11
@Isaiah558thru11 5 лет назад
My favorite line... just perfect timing and delivery!
@lovingmemories8902
@lovingmemories8902 4 года назад
I’m LITERALLY wiping tears from my face...this show was so well written, casted and directed. Dorothy is my FAVORITE lol
@FarocheCouture
@FarocheCouture 5 лет назад
The pause and the look on Bea's face just before she delivers the line at 3:29 is just comedy perfection.
@missmaomi28
@missmaomi28 3 года назад
My favorite part “in what Blanche, dog years?” 🤣
@S117M4sterChief
@S117M4sterChief 2 года назад
And her facial expression doesn’t even shift. Grade-A acting!
@FarocheCouture
@FarocheCouture 2 года назад
@@S117M4sterChief Agreed.. She was hilarious!
@ellierfromthebronx4531
@ellierfromthebronx4531 5 лет назад
"Condoms Rose, condoms condoms!" And I loved Pat McCormack's response: "Take it easy lady, you just get out of prison or something?"
@theinvisibleme4104
@theinvisibleme4104 4 года назад
Yes, from Attica
@mrfrundles6173
@mrfrundles6173 Год назад
@@theinvisibleme4104 for a year, till they found out
@enamorarteboutique2297
@enamorarteboutique2297 5 лет назад
Blanche: By the way, did you girls know that the size of a man's ears is directly proportionate to the size of his other... bodily organs? Rose : What do you mean? Dorothy: He had a big, floppy pancreas, Rose. (My all time fave)
@kristinadaubney2068
@kristinadaubney2068 2 года назад
The Golden Girls had the best writers. This show is a legend!! 💕
@traderoex1
@traderoex1 5 лет назад
Will never be another show like that again
@desireoxurus4208
@desireoxurus4208 4 года назад
Blanche : "I will not stand for it." Dorothy : " But I bet you will lay down for it."
@dollydagger4306
@dollydagger4306 6 лет назад
Norman Lear had said "she can say so much, with just a raise of an eyebrow.."
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад
The Golden Girls was one of my fave '90s sitcom...Dorothy has the most serious one-liners but the most savage.
@bigitalia6863
@bigitalia6863 6 лет назад
Actually the golden girls aired from Sept 1985 - May 1992
@kirbymarchbarcena
@kirbymarchbarcena 6 лет назад
@@bigitalia6863 yeah, I was only able to watch the sitcom sometime in 1991...that's just it.
@TheElementsAreWithMe
@TheElementsAreWithMe 3 года назад
She is the entire reason I binge watch the entire series. She is my spirit animal. I mean how do you not love a woman who can sling an insult with such bitterness?
@FaeQueenCory
@FaeQueenCory 5 лет назад
God. That penicillin for dessert burn was genius.
@sherryluce5780
@sherryluce5780 4 года назад
I remember one episode she said to stan, "i could vomit just looking at you" lol. One of my favorite lines.
@jiwoon2686
@jiwoon2686 5 лет назад
4:05 "I call him Scotty" *dorothy pops the balloon* "now you can call him garbage." *smug look*
@bloodyrose1985
@bloodyrose1985 5 лет назад
Rose looks like she’s going to cry after Dorothy pops her balloon
@jaygarcia8508
@jaygarcia8508 4 года назад
"He's a funny man. Does he still make you laugh like he used to? No, but then again I haven't seen him naked lately" 😂😂😂😂😂
@azcrum
@azcrum 5 лет назад
Just the look on her face before she speaks is priceless.
@KingDuckGuy
@KingDuckGuy 4 года назад
"What kind of protection?" "Two armed Pinkerton Guards" MY CHEST
@andysbg77
@andysbg77 5 лет назад
Absolutely Fabulous!!! R.I.P. Bea Arthur!!!
@alexcintas8792
@alexcintas8792 5 лет назад
"you've misjudged me" lol
@ferryn6877
@ferryn6877 6 лет назад
Only 24? Must’ve only taken you a few minutes to pick the lines. She was savage in literally almost every episode. Loved it.
@bellasaward8330
@bellasaward8330 4 года назад
I love her so much. Rest In Peace, beautiful Bea - My girl. ❤️
@rachelfox8108
@rachelfox8108 5 лет назад
And this is why Wade Wilson calls his katana 'Bea'.
@daliahcrumpe669
@daliahcrumpe669 6 лет назад
Dorothy is the 👑
@draw2death421
@draw2death421 6 лет назад
Shes a crown?
@daliahcrumpe669
@daliahcrumpe669 6 лет назад
Thrak The Carrier Of The Moonlight she's the queen
@alyssaupshaw4985
@alyssaupshaw4985 4 года назад
Daliah Crumpé She’s the empress
@germandimplez
@germandimplez 6 лет назад
Loved #15 & #4. One of my faves: Rose is surprised that Baked Alaska made locally. Dorothy states "Mars bars are made right here on Earth." Im dying. Thanks for the vid!
@alextepe4309
@alextepe4309 5 лет назад
Bea Arthur: the queen of sarcasm.
@RM-nz9ny
@RM-nz9ny 6 лет назад
I love when Dorothy laughs and does the little shoulder shimmy thing 😂
@Brigid-Silverstone13
@Brigid-Silverstone13 5 лет назад
I never get tired of this show. It makes me laugh every time. ❤️
@tailsntrails
@tailsntrails 5 лет назад
“ I work in the public school system it’s not that different “ I lost it
@christopherfraley9923
@christopherfraley9923 4 года назад
How did you guys miss: “I’ll ask her the next time I visit her at the HOME” lol 😂
@williamskelton325
@williamskelton325 6 лет назад
God this list could be endless, a few missing gems " Now listen up you withered old Sicilian Monkey" " Its true....possum is brain food" "Want the pot again Rose?" "Yes Rose...hes a lizard" " remind me when I feel better to kick the crap out of her"
@pattonramming1988
@pattonramming1988 4 года назад
Random woman: where's the tramp who's sleeping with my husband 😠😠😠😠😠😠😠😠 Dorothy: Blanche company!!
@Moyaiville_Productions
@Moyaiville_Productions Год назад
​@@pattonramming1988 The line was, who's the tramp that's ruining my Gerald's life? This was in Season 7 and it was Episode 6. It was titled "Mother Load"
@jackieacheson4928
@jackieacheson4928 5 лет назад
Attaca's a mens prison! I know, I was there a year before they noticed. Gold.
@mitch4527
@mitch4527 2 года назад
The collection of comedic talent on this show was incredible.
@mikkot.4758
@mikkot.4758 5 лет назад
" I don't care if you have a pulse, much less a nice day"....😎😎😎💯💣Savage!!!
@frosch6532
@frosch6532 6 лет назад
She's my very favourite golden girl 💙😁😊I relate to her and Sophia's mother daughter relationship so much the banter they have the back en forth it's basically the same as my own mother and me 😂💯
@amyholley4331
@amyholley4331 6 лет назад
Mine too.
@frosch6532
@frosch6532 6 лет назад
Truth 🙌🏻💯☺️
@stephaniel9545
@stephaniel9545 6 лет назад
So awesome to see that you and your momma have the same banter as Sofia and Dorothy.....my mom and I have the same relationship and there are friends of mine who just can’t believe that my mom and I can talk to each other that “way”.....and my mom and I are like “what way”.....it’s normal for us 😁🤣
@frosch6532
@frosch6532 6 лет назад
Stephanie L same totally the same 🙌🏻🤣 especially about how some people don't get it they say to how can you talk to your mom like that and I'm like .....🙄😅 umm where do you think I got it from ? . that's how we always speak to each other and she gives as good as she gets 😅 my cousin called us Sofia and Dorothy one time and I asked her what she meant ? And that's the story of how I first discovered golden girls true story 🙌🏻
@DarlingNikki2
@DarlingNikki2 4 года назад
I love the one where she asks Rose if she's ever given a eulogy and Rose says, "At a funeral?" and Dorothy says, "No, Rose, at a pie-eating contest." Kills me every time! I also love the one where Dorothy and Blanche come in the kitchen with Dorothy obviously carrying a box of pizza and after Blanche says they've brought dinner, Rose asks, "What'd you get?" The look on Dorothy's face as she holds the box out and says, "A bucket of chicken. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy," makes me lose it every time.
@galaxygurl100williams5
@galaxygurl100williams5 5 лет назад
"Go hug a landmine"😂😂😂 oh my god dorthy
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 6 лет назад
#1 is a synopsis of my thoughts to 95% of people on earth.
@Danidiva21
@Danidiva21 6 лет назад
HeyMyLifeIsLibby it’s true
@haranguemeringue8957
@haranguemeringue8957 3 года назад
“Dump him, Rose. He’s driftwood,” from S1:E22, Job Hunting is one of my favorite GG lines of all time. Bea Arthur’s delivery of that line & the look on her face always crack me up. All of these actresses are legends. ❤️
@YourGamingHighness
@YourGamingHighness 6 лет назад
My favorite Golden Girl!!!!!!!
@82sarahg
@82sarahg 6 лет назад
Mine Too .... Slowly Becoming Her .... No Regrets 🤣🤣🤣
@Oceanusnovas-um2zf
@Oceanusnovas-um2zf 4 года назад
Stan: Where am I suppose to sleep?" Dorothy: On the floor like any Dog".🤣🤣
@atrain84
@atrain84 4 года назад
One of the greatest shows of all time. Gets better with age!!!
@dapdne4916
@dapdne4916 5 лет назад
Used to live this tv show as a kid. Now I appreciate more of it. Greater again!
@psw4763
@psw4763 3 года назад
I watch them every night. Love this show so much.
@victoriamartines5030
@victoriamartines5030 4 года назад
Dorothy Zbornak is the definition of Savage Queen Of Sass. She might have ONLY one rival of the same caliber in Lady Olenna from GoT.
@grandcatsmama3421
@grandcatsmama3421 4 года назад
She proves that when you hit a certain age you can say anything you want about anyone. I didn't even watch the show and I think she'll go down in history as the Queen of Oneliners.
@dollydagger4306
@dollydagger4306 5 лет назад
Dorothy is my spirit animal. "Blanche, the parking lot doesn't count."
@imamemberofstars6003
@imamemberofstars6003 5 лет назад
"The slut is dead. Long live the slut." I die every single damn time lmaooo
@dollydagger4306
@dollydagger4306 6 лет назад
Bea Arthur reminds me so much of my late aunt. Same mannerisms, same savage lines, she even sounded like Dorothy.
@desertrose1226
@desertrose1226 2 года назад
My auntie Cissie and my late mother reminded me of Dorothy.. both in look and attitude.. although mom could be very sweet…
@bearnurse1
@bearnurse1 5 лет назад
"really Rose, I always thought Churchill said that at Yalta" "Isn't that how Mrs Simpson met the Duke of Windsor?"
@ajromero3692
@ajromero3692 4 года назад
Dorothy was always shady af and I live for it.
@AndrewB..
@AndrewB.. 6 лет назад
Golden girls will never not be a classic! Love it!
@bigk8210
@bigk8210 6 лет назад
Just remember the Golden Girls Rule: If one says something Rose would have said a person has the right to respond the way Dorothy would have responded. 😁
@MsCocopuffy
@MsCocopuffy 3 года назад
I loved that show so much. That Dorothy cracked me up all the time.
@bethe192
@bethe192 4 года назад
My very favorite that you missed was, "She started with "Try to Remember", and...she couldn't". My sides hurt I laughed so hard. Miss you Bea!! 🥰
@imogenduke259
@imogenduke259 6 лет назад
The Golden Girls is the best. I love Dorothy, my other favourite. The other is Sophia of course☺☺☺☺☺
@mirfir
@mirfir 4 года назад
Yes!
@jlaw7842
@jlaw7842 5 лет назад
"I don't care if you have a pulse much less a nice day". I have to remember to use that
@pennydavis2675
@pennydavis2675 5 лет назад
"Golden Girls" is absolutely my FAVORITE show. I know each & every word of each & every episode to the point where I could put on a puppet show!!!😊 Love, love, LOVE my girls! I've always been told I'm Dorothy & for that conpliment, I smile 😀
@chriswinkler284
@chriswinkler284 4 года назад
Thank you for being a friend, Dorothy Zbornak. I loved it when you guest starred on Malcolm In the Middle as Dewey's babysitter. The interaction between you two was memorable and priceless :)
@luckyjosh7
@luckyjosh7 3 года назад
"Go hug a land mine!!" I'll definitely be using that one from now on
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